Okidoke, people, from here on, I'll be putting names with a slash in to
reduce, if not avoid confusion. Thanks to Oddwen for the idea, and all the
rest of the reviewers, for bothering to try making sense out of the
madness!
To make the slash policy (not 'slash' slash, if you follow) clear, it will
be like, while referring to the real Glorfindel, I'd type Glorfindel/Arwen,
and Aragorn would be Aragorn/Frodo. You get me, right? The real person /
who they're playing.
On with the show!
So Boromir was dead. Again.
After the discovery of his 'dead' body and its following disposal (they locked him in a room with a strait jacket on), everyone had just gone up to their rooms, casting suspicious glances on each other.
"Mister Frodo!" cried Merry/Sam, "You want food?"
"No Sam," replied Aragorn/Frodo, opening his eyes as wide as they could go, "I don't think I'll ever eat again!"
"Yeah, I know what you mean, if you know what I mean," said Merry/Sam, "seeing Sam/Aragorn chew up random weeds really ruins the appetite, if you follow me.beggin' your pardon, if you catch my meaning, Mister Frodo, sir!"
Aragorn/Frodo knew there was a point in that speech somewhere, but thinking about it gave him a headache, especially with the horrible flattened Annie wig on his head and the stupid bicycle shorts.
On his way to his chambers, he came across Legolas/Galadriel. He wanted to ignore the Elf in a dress, but Legolas turned on him and asked mysteriously, "Will you look into the mirror?"
Aragorn/Frodo blinked. "Why should I?" he demanded.
"Because I want you to! And I'll drown you in it if you don't do what I want, midget!!!"
"Hey, Gally!" said Gimli/Celeborn, coming up. Aragorn/Frodo closed his eyes- the Dwarf looked positively frightening in his present get up.
"Buzz off!" muttered Legolas/Galadriel. "You, Frodo, will look into the mirror. NOW!"
Seeing as he had no choice, Aragorn/Frodo followed Legolas/Galadriel to a birdbath. He considered it better than having a long tiring conversation with Merry/Sam.
"The mirror shows many things," said Legolas/Galadriel, "I hope."
Aragorn/Frodo rolled his eyes and looked into the birdbath. To his surprise, he saw something. The watery surface of the bath was something like an LCD screen, so he had to stand on tiptoe to see clearly. A figure appeared in the bath, hooded and cloaked, but with a sword.
"Hey that's mine!" muttered Aragorn/Frodo, but no sooner had the words escaped him that Elrond bellowed from somewhere- "STAY IN CHARACTER! NO OBJECTIONS!!"
"Aragorn." said the figure, "I mean, Frodo. or whatever. Hi! I am an Exiled Knight."
"Really? I'm an exiled King!"
"No you're not!" screamed Elrond, "STAY IN CHARACTER!"
"It was Glorfindel."
"What?"
"Glorfindel killed Boromir." said the figure in the bath.
"No kidding!"
Meanwhile, Legolas/Galadriel and Gimli/Celeborn stared at Aragorn/Frodo, now deep in conversation with the water filled ornamental piece of porcelain, in puzzlement.
"He's talking to the birdbath!" remarked the Dwarf.
"Maybe there's a bird in there!"
Gimli/Celeborn shook his head and began walking away, talking to himself about finding Gandalf.
Aragorn/Frodo, however, did not hear them.
"Are you sure it was Glorfindel?" he asked the birdbath.
"Or Frodo," put in the Exiled Knight helpfully.
"But I'm supposed to be Frodo!"
"The real one, idiot!"
"Oh"
As Aragorn/Frodo watched, the figure faded away, waving goodbye.
When he turned, Legolas/Galadriel said, "I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my mind."
"Really?" asked Aragorn/Frodo, "That's a really neat piece of technology!"
"Eh?" asked Legolas/Galadriel, as Aragorn/Frodo went off, full of knowledge.
Once he was gone, Legolas/Galadriel went over to the birdbath to look in, but before he got there, a strange but cute little purple bird fluttered onto it.
"Shoo!" he said.
"Don't you try to shoo me, Elf!" said the bird shrilly. "I am the voice of Plutostar!"
"Plutostar?" asked Legolas/Galadriel.
"Yeah, Plutostar!" yelled the bird, "Got a problem with that, bub?"
Legolas/Galadriel looked offended. "I am not a bub! I am Galadriel, AND IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WILL HAVE-"
The bird rubbed its ears. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. I know you did it!"
"Did what?"
"DON'T DENY IT!" screeched the bird. "YOU KILLED BOROMIR!"
"I did not!"
"DON'T DENY IT!"
"But I didn't!"
"DON'T DENY IT!"
"But-" began Legolas/Galadriel, but Plutostar interrupted again, "DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO DENY IT? You should be ashamed of yourself, Legolas Greenleaf-"
A voice shouted from far away, "Galadriel! NO OBJECTIONS!"
Plutostar continued, unfazed, "-you have so many fangirls out there, and what do you do for them? You kill a person! Tut tut!"
The bird flew away, apparently not having noticed that Legolas/Galadriel had fainted at the sudden mention of fangirls.
It was not simply those two who had strange encounters, though. there were happenings within the Last Homely House as well.
I know it's been a while- a LONG while, but I've got A-Levels coming up- study mania, you know!
Well, now you know why I wanted your ideas! Thanks to Exiled-Knight and Plutostar. don't worry, you might still be right, no matter what the reactions are!
Be patient, remaining reviewers, your turns will come!
Until then, the question remains- Whodunit?
On with the show!
So Boromir was dead. Again.
After the discovery of his 'dead' body and its following disposal (they locked him in a room with a strait jacket on), everyone had just gone up to their rooms, casting suspicious glances on each other.
"Mister Frodo!" cried Merry/Sam, "You want food?"
"No Sam," replied Aragorn/Frodo, opening his eyes as wide as they could go, "I don't think I'll ever eat again!"
"Yeah, I know what you mean, if you know what I mean," said Merry/Sam, "seeing Sam/Aragorn chew up random weeds really ruins the appetite, if you follow me.beggin' your pardon, if you catch my meaning, Mister Frodo, sir!"
Aragorn/Frodo knew there was a point in that speech somewhere, but thinking about it gave him a headache, especially with the horrible flattened Annie wig on his head and the stupid bicycle shorts.
On his way to his chambers, he came across Legolas/Galadriel. He wanted to ignore the Elf in a dress, but Legolas turned on him and asked mysteriously, "Will you look into the mirror?"
Aragorn/Frodo blinked. "Why should I?" he demanded.
"Because I want you to! And I'll drown you in it if you don't do what I want, midget!!!"
"Hey, Gally!" said Gimli/Celeborn, coming up. Aragorn/Frodo closed his eyes- the Dwarf looked positively frightening in his present get up.
"Buzz off!" muttered Legolas/Galadriel. "You, Frodo, will look into the mirror. NOW!"
Seeing as he had no choice, Aragorn/Frodo followed Legolas/Galadriel to a birdbath. He considered it better than having a long tiring conversation with Merry/Sam.
"The mirror shows many things," said Legolas/Galadriel, "I hope."
Aragorn/Frodo rolled his eyes and looked into the birdbath. To his surprise, he saw something. The watery surface of the bath was something like an LCD screen, so he had to stand on tiptoe to see clearly. A figure appeared in the bath, hooded and cloaked, but with a sword.
"Hey that's mine!" muttered Aragorn/Frodo, but no sooner had the words escaped him that Elrond bellowed from somewhere- "STAY IN CHARACTER! NO OBJECTIONS!!"
"Aragorn." said the figure, "I mean, Frodo. or whatever. Hi! I am an Exiled Knight."
"Really? I'm an exiled King!"
"No you're not!" screamed Elrond, "STAY IN CHARACTER!"
"It was Glorfindel."
"What?"
"Glorfindel killed Boromir." said the figure in the bath.
"No kidding!"
Meanwhile, Legolas/Galadriel and Gimli/Celeborn stared at Aragorn/Frodo, now deep in conversation with the water filled ornamental piece of porcelain, in puzzlement.
"He's talking to the birdbath!" remarked the Dwarf.
"Maybe there's a bird in there!"
Gimli/Celeborn shook his head and began walking away, talking to himself about finding Gandalf.
Aragorn/Frodo, however, did not hear them.
"Are you sure it was Glorfindel?" he asked the birdbath.
"Or Frodo," put in the Exiled Knight helpfully.
"But I'm supposed to be Frodo!"
"The real one, idiot!"
"Oh"
As Aragorn/Frodo watched, the figure faded away, waving goodbye.
When he turned, Legolas/Galadriel said, "I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my mind."
"Really?" asked Aragorn/Frodo, "That's a really neat piece of technology!"
"Eh?" asked Legolas/Galadriel, as Aragorn/Frodo went off, full of knowledge.
Once he was gone, Legolas/Galadriel went over to the birdbath to look in, but before he got there, a strange but cute little purple bird fluttered onto it.
"Shoo!" he said.
"Don't you try to shoo me, Elf!" said the bird shrilly. "I am the voice of Plutostar!"
"Plutostar?" asked Legolas/Galadriel.
"Yeah, Plutostar!" yelled the bird, "Got a problem with that, bub?"
Legolas/Galadriel looked offended. "I am not a bub! I am Galadriel, AND IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WILL HAVE-"
The bird rubbed its ears. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. I know you did it!"
"Did what?"
"DON'T DENY IT!" screeched the bird. "YOU KILLED BOROMIR!"
"I did not!"
"DON'T DENY IT!"
"But I didn't!"
"DON'T DENY IT!"
"But-" began Legolas/Galadriel, but Plutostar interrupted again, "DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO DENY IT? You should be ashamed of yourself, Legolas Greenleaf-"
A voice shouted from far away, "Galadriel! NO OBJECTIONS!"
Plutostar continued, unfazed, "-you have so many fangirls out there, and what do you do for them? You kill a person! Tut tut!"
The bird flew away, apparently not having noticed that Legolas/Galadriel had fainted at the sudden mention of fangirls.
It was not simply those two who had strange encounters, though. there were happenings within the Last Homely House as well.
I know it's been a while- a LONG while, but I've got A-Levels coming up- study mania, you know!
Well, now you know why I wanted your ideas! Thanks to Exiled-Knight and Plutostar. don't worry, you might still be right, no matter what the reactions are!
Be patient, remaining reviewers, your turns will come!
Until then, the question remains- Whodunit?
