Ok back by popular demands is a secret surprise for Phoebe. My new name is spoofer if any of you want to know and I am currently writing a faith the vampire slayer fanfic even though it is a spoof.

Well this one takes place after Buffy fell and has been changed. Phoebe and Prue are currently trying to fix Buffy.

"OH MY GOD!!!" Buffy says, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I CHANGED INTO SPIKE!!!!" Well yes it's true there are two Spikes running around and that that fact is annoying and mind boggling Buffy for some reason wants to look at herself naked. "calm down Buffy" phoebe says. "I'll have you to your old sexy self in no time." Then all of a sudden buffy changes. Now she's buffy again but she is gay like Willow, Buffy starts toward willow and starts doing this tongue thing and willow gets all exited and jumps on buffy. Phoebe gets mad and jealous and joins in and the story ends with buffy and all in a mass orgy. Page all of a sudden poofs in and shouts "Do I exist yet I'm getting bored." Then prue says "yes you dumb whore I'm still alive." So page says "oh" and joins in.