Disclaimer- I do not own Trigun or any other anime, and the names of the
other characters have been changed to protect the innocent and the stupid,
ok mostly the stupid. I have done my best to guess the reactions of my
peers based on personal experiences I have had. This started out as revenge
and turned into comedy, and slowly just degraded into just plain old chaos.
Oh and one more thing, if you have any loyalty to the Christian religion, I
am warning you right now, I am a bit irreverent, ok, seriously irreverent.
Enjoy.
{}[] = thought speak
=shielded thought speak
Halloween, my favorite holiday, and, for once, my costume had the desired effect, I have been left alone by most of my enemies, but not that it is going to last. I have heard something strange about Pre-Cal class, and guess where I am headed. Who was the idiot.crap, tell me that I am seeing things. Note to self, stock up of Krispy Kreme Donuts. There sits one the most evil people I know of, but then again, enough food bribes and I might just get out of here alive Sharpfang slid into her seat, right at the front, just my luck, does he have to keep smiling like that, ok, mask down, air supply or no, its cover Tige was already in her seat, and looking a little green. Babs walked by in a Play Boy bunny outfit, eyeing both Sharpfang and their substitute teacher. Sharpfang looked up, cringed and returned to talking to Tige as she pulled out her stuff "Excuse me, could you two put the bone away? It is making me sick." She snapped. can I call it or what? Instinct you lack earther The teacher took one look at her and twitched in pain. The first sheet had a drawing of a Catrian soldier and mount. might want to put this away before anyone sees it she mused as Duras walked in the door and without looking moved to his seat. "I see a devil in corner." He snickered to Torrall as they both sat down. stupid creatures, I wonder if our teacher knows what that means {who ever it is that knows thought speak, are they always this stupid} She started violently, the teacher smiled at her {yes, I know, child in the bone mask} I swear I mean you no ill. this is pretty much normal, except I am normally the butt of their jokes, my lord Sharpfang about fell out of her chair. {My lord, I like that, tell me, does that female always look like that?}yes, as smug as ever
The teacher stood up and made a motion to head for the overhead. "I will be your new teacher for the next month, your teacher could not be here. My name is Legato Bluesummers. That is all you need to know." "Excuse me!!!" Babs nearly shouted, "could you please remove the animal skull from your shoulder and tell Sharpfang to take her mask off, it is making me ill?" {Not the smartest, is she} No my lord Sharpfang was still scared, he could kill her with one thought. At least he finds me useful "Tell me, young lady, do you what kind of skull this is?" "No, not that I would know. Why would I know?" Babs literally spat in to the teacher's face. brazen creature, you know full well what a human skull looks like "The skull is human, and for all I care it could be yours." "It is illegal for a teacher to threaten a student, you all heard him. He just threatened my life, you can't do that." she took on Telefang, so this is not totally unexpected {Who?} As of right now, the second most dangerous teacher to be on the bad side of, if you are wondering, the third is Anar{I am not even going to ask about the costume} "Oh, really." Legato remarked, and turned away and resumed class.
"Hey, devil, what are you drawing, a demon?" Duras yelled at Sharpfang. "Two demons in the corner."{are they really that stupid?} Yes, my lord {Stupidity of this caliber is not my concern}I put up with it all the time, how long did you say you were staying? "Sharpfang," Tige whispered as she tapped her on the shoulder, "two things, one, you seem not even remotely phased by this, second why are you smiling like a demon?" "I am truly enjoying this, he is doing everything I wish I could." Sharpfang said. {Where are you going next?} what, who me? {I wish to speak with you, alone, this thought speak grows tiresome} but why me, I am no different than the others She was on the verge of panic, this could not be good either way, but curiosity prevailed. I have free period, my lord {Stay, this world is new to me, and you seem to more helpful to me than the others, you know thought speak} She about fell out of her seat, he is right, I know how speak in thought and this could be very useful for me A loud roll of thunder broke the silence of the class at work. "I really hate storms, and with it being Halloween, this is really scary. Not that our teacher is not making me nervous." Lursa whimpered behind her. "Take that mask off, it will give you pimples. gods above, does this ever stop Where did you get that bag, it is making me sick, you should admire it not wear it." Lursa snapped motioning at Sharpfang's fur bag. What do I have to give you for one day worth of peace? "Leave it be, Sharpfang, its not worth your time," Tige said. "They are just being stupid to anger you." "Silence, you." Legato said Lursa. "Please take the skull off, I agree with Babs, its disgusting." {normal?}yes, normal "Why should I? I am the teacher, the authority here." "Oh," Lursa snapped, "my dad can get you fired, he has the money." "Love to see him try"
"You wished to speak with me." Sharpfang said, standing in front of Legato's desk. "You have knowledge of human laws that I need if I am to stay alive long enough to complete my mission." "Understood." "You also seem to enough about dealing with these poorly trained creatures." "Sir, with all due respect, I will help you, but I have one request." "What?" "For both my sake and yours, stay out of my head." "I have already tried to scan you and found it nearly impossible to make sense of what is there but I know what I need to know about you. I will honor your request." He answered with a nod.arg
Halloween, my favorite holiday, and, for once, my costume had the desired effect, I have been left alone by most of my enemies, but not that it is going to last. I have heard something strange about Pre-Cal class, and guess where I am headed. Who was the idiot.crap, tell me that I am seeing things. Note to self, stock up of Krispy Kreme Donuts. There sits one the most evil people I know of, but then again, enough food bribes and I might just get out of here alive Sharpfang slid into her seat, right at the front, just my luck, does he have to keep smiling like that, ok, mask down, air supply or no, its cover Tige was already in her seat, and looking a little green. Babs walked by in a Play Boy bunny outfit, eyeing both Sharpfang and their substitute teacher. Sharpfang looked up, cringed and returned to talking to Tige as she pulled out her stuff "Excuse me, could you two put the bone away? It is making me sick." She snapped. can I call it or what? Instinct you lack earther The teacher took one look at her and twitched in pain. The first sheet had a drawing of a Catrian soldier and mount. might want to put this away before anyone sees it she mused as Duras walked in the door and without looking moved to his seat. "I see a devil in corner." He snickered to Torrall as they both sat down. stupid creatures, I wonder if our teacher knows what that means {who ever it is that knows thought speak, are they always this stupid} She started violently, the teacher smiled at her {yes, I know, child in the bone mask} I swear I mean you no ill. this is pretty much normal, except I am normally the butt of their jokes, my lord Sharpfang about fell out of her chair. {My lord, I like that, tell me, does that female always look like that?}yes, as smug as ever
The teacher stood up and made a motion to head for the overhead. "I will be your new teacher for the next month, your teacher could not be here. My name is Legato Bluesummers. That is all you need to know." "Excuse me!!!" Babs nearly shouted, "could you please remove the animal skull from your shoulder and tell Sharpfang to take her mask off, it is making me ill?" {Not the smartest, is she} No my lord Sharpfang was still scared, he could kill her with one thought. At least he finds me useful "Tell me, young lady, do you what kind of skull this is?" "No, not that I would know. Why would I know?" Babs literally spat in to the teacher's face. brazen creature, you know full well what a human skull looks like "The skull is human, and for all I care it could be yours." "It is illegal for a teacher to threaten a student, you all heard him. He just threatened my life, you can't do that." she took on Telefang, so this is not totally unexpected {Who?} As of right now, the second most dangerous teacher to be on the bad side of, if you are wondering, the third is Anar{I am not even going to ask about the costume} "Oh, really." Legato remarked, and turned away and resumed class.
"Hey, devil, what are you drawing, a demon?" Duras yelled at Sharpfang. "Two demons in the corner."{are they really that stupid?} Yes, my lord {Stupidity of this caliber is not my concern}I put up with it all the time, how long did you say you were staying? "Sharpfang," Tige whispered as she tapped her on the shoulder, "two things, one, you seem not even remotely phased by this, second why are you smiling like a demon?" "I am truly enjoying this, he is doing everything I wish I could." Sharpfang said. {Where are you going next?} what, who me? {I wish to speak with you, alone, this thought speak grows tiresome} but why me, I am no different than the others She was on the verge of panic, this could not be good either way, but curiosity prevailed. I have free period, my lord {Stay, this world is new to me, and you seem to more helpful to me than the others, you know thought speak} She about fell out of her seat, he is right, I know how speak in thought and this could be very useful for me A loud roll of thunder broke the silence of the class at work. "I really hate storms, and with it being Halloween, this is really scary. Not that our teacher is not making me nervous." Lursa whimpered behind her. "Take that mask off, it will give you pimples. gods above, does this ever stop Where did you get that bag, it is making me sick, you should admire it not wear it." Lursa snapped motioning at Sharpfang's fur bag. What do I have to give you for one day worth of peace? "Leave it be, Sharpfang, its not worth your time," Tige said. "They are just being stupid to anger you." "Silence, you." Legato said Lursa. "Please take the skull off, I agree with Babs, its disgusting." {normal?}yes, normal "Why should I? I am the teacher, the authority here." "Oh," Lursa snapped, "my dad can get you fired, he has the money." "Love to see him try"
"You wished to speak with me." Sharpfang said, standing in front of Legato's desk. "You have knowledge of human laws that I need if I am to stay alive long enough to complete my mission." "Understood." "You also seem to enough about dealing with these poorly trained creatures." "Sir, with all due respect, I will help you, but I have one request." "What?" "For both my sake and yours, stay out of my head." "I have already tried to scan you and found it nearly impossible to make sense of what is there but I know what I need to know about you. I will honor your request." He answered with a nod.arg
