Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE. I own myself, and my dad owns himself, I
guess. Eh, I don't want to own Booker T and Goldust, and I don't own the
Hungry Man meals. Or Beefaroni. Don't sue me.
Yay! I didn't expect any reviews, so much love goes out to Kazza and Carrianne! Thanks so much for the encouragement, I appreciate it!! =) Wahoo, I got a scholarship!! [Does little dance] OH YEAH, OH YEAH! Today's been a good day!
[Kylrane's dad is pretty much buried under papers and papers]
Kylrane's dad: [barely able to be heard] Maybe I should check up on my daughter, Vince, she's got school tomorrow. She's not on that scholarship for nothing.
Vince: WHAT?
Kylrane's dad: [still hard to hear] Didn't you fire the guy who had that catchphrase?
Vince: WHAT?
Kylrane's dad: [emerging from the papers] ARE YOU SURE MY KID'S GOING TO BE OK??
Vince: Oh! [a little sheepish] uh, yeah, she's good....
Kylrane's dad: Who's taking care of her?
Vince: Have you heard of Booker T and Goldust?
Kylrane's dad: AHH!!! NO! I DIDN'T GIVE HER DINNER YET!!!!!
Vince: I'm sure she'll be fine.....
Kylrane's dad: [fuming] Vince...
Vince: I'll even check up on them, ok? Get back to work on those policies!!
Kylrane's dad: [muttering under his breath] damn ingrate...
[Back to New York, where Booker T, Goldust, and Kylrane are walking up and down the aisles of a supermarket.]
Goldust: Why does your father have a mini van?
Kylrane: [All cranky. She's starving and had to endure Goldust singing along to every Avril Lavigne song that came on the radio.] Shutup. He can't wait 'till I get my licsense, so he got a big car where he can sleep in the backseat.
Booker T: [looking for some Hungry Man] We need to get ourselves some XXL Hungry Mans! At two for $5.99! $5.99!$5.99! $5.99!$5.99!
Goldust: Yes! For you and GOLDUST...[does creepy bite thing again]
Kylrane: [reads the Hungry Man box] I can't eat 1 &1/2 pounds of food! Are you kidding?! Can we PLEASE go to a Pizza Hut or something?
Booker T: Kid, some Beefaroni will do you good! That's how I became the FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME WCW Champion! Now, go get some.
Kylrane: [grumbles, but gets the cans of Beefaroni] How the heck are you supposed to pay for all this junk? You're going to eat all this Hungry Man stuff? And what's with the all the applesause?
Goldust: HEHEHE [raises hand] I like applesause.
Booker T: [to Kylrane] You expect us to pay?!
Kylrane: You expect me to have money?! I don't get an allowance!! I'm fourteen!
Goldust: It's ok, I have my credit card....
Kylrane: ALRIGHT!!! [hatching evil plot in head]
[They go back home. In about an hour, Booker T and Goldust are rubbing their stomachs. Two Hungry Man boxes and a Beefaroni can are in the garbage. Kylrane quietly sneaks Booker T's cell phone away...]
Kylrane: I'm going to go to bed. Read that paper over there on the counter for directions to my high school, you're driving me tomorrow. [Goes upstairs into her room, and takes Booker T's cell phone out.] Hehehe, you'll be so useful. Let's see...Vince McMahon, Kane, The Hurricane.......
[THE VERY NEXT DAY....]
Goldust: It's a DAMN COLD NIGHT!!! Tryin' to figure out this life!! Won't you take me by the hand take me SOMEWHERE NEW!!!! Don't know who you are but I...I'M WITH YOU!!!
Booker T: [shuts the radio off] Damn, you Gold freak! What the hell, Avril Lavigne???
Goldust: Only until a Justin Timberlake song comes on.
Kylrane: [banging head on window] WHY OH WHY?? [looks up for a second] Oh hey! Drop me off here, this is the school. [Opens car door]
Booker T: [turns to look at her] You a Catholic school girl? Ha!
Kylrane: SHUTUP! So what if I am? I'm way more realistic than any interpretations that are out there in the entertainment business. So...could you please buzz off?! This is embarassing!!!
Goldust: [sniffing] They grow up so fast!!
Kylrane: SHUTUP!
Booker T: Tell me she did not just say that. Tell me she did not just say that.
Ok, that wasn't so bad...I hope. Please Read and Review, I'm not afraid of constructive criticism! =) If it sucked, I understand. If you think it needs to be longer, just say so! Thanks!
Yay! I didn't expect any reviews, so much love goes out to Kazza and Carrianne! Thanks so much for the encouragement, I appreciate it!! =) Wahoo, I got a scholarship!! [Does little dance] OH YEAH, OH YEAH! Today's been a good day!
[Kylrane's dad is pretty much buried under papers and papers]
Kylrane's dad: [barely able to be heard] Maybe I should check up on my daughter, Vince, she's got school tomorrow. She's not on that scholarship for nothing.
Vince: WHAT?
Kylrane's dad: [still hard to hear] Didn't you fire the guy who had that catchphrase?
Vince: WHAT?
Kylrane's dad: [emerging from the papers] ARE YOU SURE MY KID'S GOING TO BE OK??
Vince: Oh! [a little sheepish] uh, yeah, she's good....
Kylrane's dad: Who's taking care of her?
Vince: Have you heard of Booker T and Goldust?
Kylrane's dad: AHH!!! NO! I DIDN'T GIVE HER DINNER YET!!!!!
Vince: I'm sure she'll be fine.....
Kylrane's dad: [fuming] Vince...
Vince: I'll even check up on them, ok? Get back to work on those policies!!
Kylrane's dad: [muttering under his breath] damn ingrate...
[Back to New York, where Booker T, Goldust, and Kylrane are walking up and down the aisles of a supermarket.]
Goldust: Why does your father have a mini van?
Kylrane: [All cranky. She's starving and had to endure Goldust singing along to every Avril Lavigne song that came on the radio.] Shutup. He can't wait 'till I get my licsense, so he got a big car where he can sleep in the backseat.
Booker T: [looking for some Hungry Man] We need to get ourselves some XXL Hungry Mans! At two for $5.99! $5.99!$5.99! $5.99!$5.99!
Goldust: Yes! For you and GOLDUST...[does creepy bite thing again]
Kylrane: [reads the Hungry Man box] I can't eat 1 &1/2 pounds of food! Are you kidding?! Can we PLEASE go to a Pizza Hut or something?
Booker T: Kid, some Beefaroni will do you good! That's how I became the FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME WCW Champion! Now, go get some.
Kylrane: [grumbles, but gets the cans of Beefaroni] How the heck are you supposed to pay for all this junk? You're going to eat all this Hungry Man stuff? And what's with the all the applesause?
Goldust: HEHEHE [raises hand] I like applesause.
Booker T: [to Kylrane] You expect us to pay?!
Kylrane: You expect me to have money?! I don't get an allowance!! I'm fourteen!
Goldust: It's ok, I have my credit card....
Kylrane: ALRIGHT!!! [hatching evil plot in head]
[They go back home. In about an hour, Booker T and Goldust are rubbing their stomachs. Two Hungry Man boxes and a Beefaroni can are in the garbage. Kylrane quietly sneaks Booker T's cell phone away...]
Kylrane: I'm going to go to bed. Read that paper over there on the counter for directions to my high school, you're driving me tomorrow. [Goes upstairs into her room, and takes Booker T's cell phone out.] Hehehe, you'll be so useful. Let's see...Vince McMahon, Kane, The Hurricane.......
[THE VERY NEXT DAY....]
Goldust: It's a DAMN COLD NIGHT!!! Tryin' to figure out this life!! Won't you take me by the hand take me SOMEWHERE NEW!!!! Don't know who you are but I...I'M WITH YOU!!!
Booker T: [shuts the radio off] Damn, you Gold freak! What the hell, Avril Lavigne???
Goldust: Only until a Justin Timberlake song comes on.
Kylrane: [banging head on window] WHY OH WHY?? [looks up for a second] Oh hey! Drop me off here, this is the school. [Opens car door]
Booker T: [turns to look at her] You a Catholic school girl? Ha!
Kylrane: SHUTUP! So what if I am? I'm way more realistic than any interpretations that are out there in the entertainment business. So...could you please buzz off?! This is embarassing!!!
Goldust: [sniffing] They grow up so fast!!
Kylrane: SHUTUP!
Booker T: Tell me she did not just say that. Tell me she did not just say that.
Ok, that wasn't so bad...I hope. Please Read and Review, I'm not afraid of constructive criticism! =) If it sucked, I understand. If you think it needs to be longer, just say so! Thanks!