There were only 14 superstars left.
They arrived in front of the giant mansion.
Jericho opened the door and entered.
Jericho: WOW!
It was a first class house.
Booker T: I don't think this is haunted.
Michaels: Don't judge a book by its cover.
Rock: The Rock says-
HHH: Shut up you murderer!
Angle ran to the fridge.
Angle: THERE IS A LOT OF MILK!!!!!!!
Michaels: And they have DVD and VCRs!
Jericho: ASSCLOWN!
Michaels: I AM THE SHOWSTOPPER!
Rock: Austin, come over here!
Rock was in the room staring at something as Austin came running.
Austin: WHAT? BEER?
Rock: No..look!
They were looking at two ladies in bikini humping a pole together and telling Rock and Austin to come.
Lady 1: Come over here.
Lady 2: I like the bald one.
There was some laughter.
Rock approached the lady and actually, it wasn't a lady, it was just a doll controlled by the Dudley Boyz.
D-Von: Ready?
Bubba: YEAH!
D-Von and Bubba 3-D The Rock over a table; Austin goes to Rock's aid only to be 3-D'd by The Dudleys.
D-Von: Thou shall not kill!
Bubba kicks Austin in the gut.
Everyone had his own room to go to. In every door, there was a name.
Booker T found his room.
Booker: This is what I am talking about.
The room had a couch, a king size bed, a TV, DVD, VCR, Stereo and rap CDs.
Booker T went on the bed and slept.
I don't know who put it, but there was a tombstone in front of Hurricane's room. No one can enter it.
In 10 mins everyone is in their room except Undertaker. He is looking for Brock Lesnar.
Taker: BROCK!!! BROCK!!
Taker looks outside and there was a wrestling ring. He smiles and then keeps on looking for Brock. After minutes of searching, he finds Lesnar.
Lesnar: I see you are looking for me. Is there a problem?
Taker: Yes, there is a problem. And I will solve it right now.
Lesnar: Firstly, there is a surprise in your room.
Taker: Oh yeah?
Taker runs to his room. When he enters, he starts shaking. Electricity from the walls goes around Undertaker. Undertaker screams out Latin words. He grows a big beard and his hair is longer. His bandana disappears. You guessed right, he has turned into the "Lord of Darkness!" All the superstars look in and see Taker.
Angle: WOW! You drank milk right?
Taker runs out of the room and finds Lesnar.
Taker: Lesnar!
Lesnar (fake look of fright): What!
Undertaker grabs Lesnar and tombstones him.
Undertaker: KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kane runs towards Taker with a knife and hands Taker the knife.
Taker sticks the knife into Lesnar and pulls out his heart.
Taker once again picks up Lesnar and tombstones him in front of his room.
Taker: REST IN PEACE!
****************************************************************** Ferrari: I am sorry, did you really want to see Brock die? I did! HAHAHA!
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A real tombstone shows up in front of Brock Lesnar's room.
Jeff: I will stay away from him.
Mysterio: Yeah, me too.
*****
Rock: Shit. Those damn Dudleys will pay.
Austin: I am mad!
Rock: What?
Austin: I am pissed off.
Rock: What?
Austin: I am not happy.
Rock: What?
Austin: I am unhappy!
Rock: What?
Austin: I am going to kick those Dudley's ass. 3:16 all over those bitches and that's the bottom line-
Rock: Cause The Rock and Austin says so! IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT 3:16 and THE BRAHMA BULL ARE COOKING!
Austin: Let's go find them.
*******
Jeff Hardy was in the basement checking out some guitars that were left there when he stepped on something.
Jeff looked and screamed. All the superstars heard it and came running.
Jericho: What happened you assclo-. OH MY GOD!
Booker T: Not again!
D-Von: Who did this?
Bubba: Whomever did this will pay!
Michaels: I've never seen anything like this.
Mysterio: I want to go home!
Jeff: I was checking out the guitars when I saw this!
Kane: I didn't do it!
Rock: Jeff, what guitars?
Jeff: THOS- Oh no! They were here a minute ago!
Austin: You are a liar.
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Ferrari: You really want to know who it is huh? Well, R&R! Tune in the next chapter. Peace!
They arrived in front of the giant mansion.
Jericho opened the door and entered.
Jericho: WOW!
It was a first class house.
Booker T: I don't think this is haunted.
Michaels: Don't judge a book by its cover.
Rock: The Rock says-
HHH: Shut up you murderer!
Angle ran to the fridge.
Angle: THERE IS A LOT OF MILK!!!!!!!
Michaels: And they have DVD and VCRs!
Jericho: ASSCLOWN!
Michaels: I AM THE SHOWSTOPPER!
Rock: Austin, come over here!
Rock was in the room staring at something as Austin came running.
Austin: WHAT? BEER?
Rock: No..look!
They were looking at two ladies in bikini humping a pole together and telling Rock and Austin to come.
Lady 1: Come over here.
Lady 2: I like the bald one.
There was some laughter.
Rock approached the lady and actually, it wasn't a lady, it was just a doll controlled by the Dudley Boyz.
D-Von: Ready?
Bubba: YEAH!
D-Von and Bubba 3-D The Rock over a table; Austin goes to Rock's aid only to be 3-D'd by The Dudleys.
D-Von: Thou shall not kill!
Bubba kicks Austin in the gut.
Everyone had his own room to go to. In every door, there was a name.
Booker T found his room.
Booker: This is what I am talking about.
The room had a couch, a king size bed, a TV, DVD, VCR, Stereo and rap CDs.
Booker T went on the bed and slept.
I don't know who put it, but there was a tombstone in front of Hurricane's room. No one can enter it.
In 10 mins everyone is in their room except Undertaker. He is looking for Brock Lesnar.
Taker: BROCK!!! BROCK!!
Taker looks outside and there was a wrestling ring. He smiles and then keeps on looking for Brock. After minutes of searching, he finds Lesnar.
Lesnar: I see you are looking for me. Is there a problem?
Taker: Yes, there is a problem. And I will solve it right now.
Lesnar: Firstly, there is a surprise in your room.
Taker: Oh yeah?
Taker runs to his room. When he enters, he starts shaking. Electricity from the walls goes around Undertaker. Undertaker screams out Latin words. He grows a big beard and his hair is longer. His bandana disappears. You guessed right, he has turned into the "Lord of Darkness!" All the superstars look in and see Taker.
Angle: WOW! You drank milk right?
Taker runs out of the room and finds Lesnar.
Taker: Lesnar!
Lesnar (fake look of fright): What!
Undertaker grabs Lesnar and tombstones him.
Undertaker: KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kane runs towards Taker with a knife and hands Taker the knife.
Taker sticks the knife into Lesnar and pulls out his heart.
Taker once again picks up Lesnar and tombstones him in front of his room.
Taker: REST IN PEACE!
****************************************************************** Ferrari: I am sorry, did you really want to see Brock die? I did! HAHAHA!
******************************************************************
A real tombstone shows up in front of Brock Lesnar's room.
Jeff: I will stay away from him.
Mysterio: Yeah, me too.
*****
Rock: Shit. Those damn Dudleys will pay.
Austin: I am mad!
Rock: What?
Austin: I am pissed off.
Rock: What?
Austin: I am not happy.
Rock: What?
Austin: I am unhappy!
Rock: What?
Austin: I am going to kick those Dudley's ass. 3:16 all over those bitches and that's the bottom line-
Rock: Cause The Rock and Austin says so! IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT 3:16 and THE BRAHMA BULL ARE COOKING!
Austin: Let's go find them.
*******
Jeff Hardy was in the basement checking out some guitars that were left there when he stepped on something.
Jeff looked and screamed. All the superstars heard it and came running.
Jericho: What happened you assclo-. OH MY GOD!
Booker T: Not again!
D-Von: Who did this?
Bubba: Whomever did this will pay!
Michaels: I've never seen anything like this.
Mysterio: I want to go home!
Jeff: I was checking out the guitars when I saw this!
Kane: I didn't do it!
Rock: Jeff, what guitars?
Jeff: THOS- Oh no! They were here a minute ago!
Austin: You are a liar.
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Ferrari: You really want to know who it is huh? Well, R&R! Tune in the next chapter. Peace!