Ferrari: I am back up in this FanFiction.Net village and I want to know if
you are ready for CHAPTER 3?
Reader 1: Wait! I gotta go get my glasses!
Reader 2: I need my contacts.
Reader 3: I need my teddybear. My teddy protects me from your curses!
Ferrari: Yeah! Ok. NOW ARE YOU READY?
Readers: YEAH!
Ferrari: Okee Dokee!
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Once upon a time there lived a little girl that-
Readers: What? We want WWE Haunted Mansion!
Ferrari: Ok OK! Picky picky!
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Flashback:
Jeff: I was checking out the guitars when I saw this!
Kane: I didn't do it!
Rock: Jeff, what guitars?
Jeff: THOS- Oh no! They were here a minute ago!
Austin: You are a liar.
Jeff: I am not a freaking liar.
Austin: WHAT?
Jeff: I AM NOT A LIAR.
Rock: Chill, chill.
It was Triple H next to a big puddle of blood. His heart was right next to his left hand and he had a Spiderman comic shoved up his ass.
Bubba: I remember it all like if it was yesterday.
Bubba thinking:
*Hurricane: I don't lend comics to Triple guys.
HHH: What you call me?
Rock: Rock says this, if you don't sit HHH, The Rock will assassinate you.
Hurricane: And I won't lend you my comics.
Rock: Gimme that comic. The Rock says this, The Rock will take this comic, shine it all up, turn it sideways, and shove it DI-RECTLY your candy ass then I will kill you!
Hurricane: Not the Superman issue. You can use the Spiderman comic to shove it.*
Mysterio: It had to be you Rock! I remember it too! Bubba, it was today.
Rock: The Rock didn't say assassinate or I will kill you. The Rock said, I will lay the smackdown all over his candy ass and The Rock didn't say I will kill him.
Bubba: If you assassinated Hurricane then you killed HHH too.
Superstars except Austin: YEAH!!!
Austin: How can it be Rock? He always talks in third person.
Rock: Don't care what you sumbitches say!
D-Von: If it wasn't you then who would it be? I know it's you "Dwayne"!
Rock: Don't call The Rock "Dwayne"! Probably it's you and your friend Bobbie over there that killed him just to get ME in trouble.
Booker T: That's gibberish.
Jeff: Yeah, I lost my respect for you Rock. Let's go Rey.
Mysterio: What has gone through your mind Rock?
Everyone was leaving and muttering of how stupid Rock was.
Austin: I know it wasn't you.
Rock turned with surprise.
Rock: I thought you were leaving with them too.
Austin: Did you do it?
Rock: No.
Austin: Really, I won't tell them, did you do it?
Rock: No!
Austin: I hated him too, and you probably have a reason to kill him, so did you do it?
Rock: NO!!!!!!! The Rock didn't do it!
Austin: I believe you. Really.
Rock: Who can it be? I know it wasn't me.
Austin: I don't know.
Rock: Wait, Undertaker didn't even come down. He might have answers. Follow The Rock!
Rock started running upstairs.
Rock: Do you think he killed him? Well, do you?
Rock turns and didn't see Austin. Rock lifts one eyebrow and goes down the stairs.
Rock (tears start forming): Fuck! Not again!
Austin was dead. He was hung up, like crucified.
Rock (with tears on his eyes): How? How? How? GUYS!!!!!!!! GUYS!!!!!!!!
Some of the superstars came running down the stairs.
Jericho: What happened Junior?
Angle and Michaels: And where is Austin?
Rock (tears): Well, Austin, he, uhh, is dead.
Bubba: Where!!!
All superstars shoved Rock off and went running down the stairs.
D-Von: It was all Rock's FAULT! You killed Austin!
Michaels: I disagree; I don't think he killed Austin. Remember what Vince said? The house IS haunted.
Bubba: That is bullshit! Rock knows that the remaining five will receive a fortune each, and he wants to get rid of everybody as possible. You are really going that low huh? Just for the money? That is LOW! You start off with Hurricane, then Triple H, then with one of your best friends.
Booker T: Rock, I have a lot of respect for you, but Bubba is right. You really do want that money.
Angle: Let me get you a glass of milk. It can open up your mind.
Jericho looks at Angle with an ugly stare then starts talking: How about we kill you huh? You like murdering people; we are all going to murder you now. Say your prayers, they won't work!
ALL: YEAH!!
Rock starts praying: God, I am sorry for killing the hamburglar, but he stole my ham! But God, I didn't even kill HHH or Austin. You know it.
Bubba: D-VON!!!!!
D-Von: WHAT!
Bubba: Get the [metal] tables!!!!!!!!
D-Von brings metal tables while everyone is holding The Rock.
The Dudleys 3D The Rock through a metal table.
Michaels places The Rock in one of the metal tables and goes up the stairs and Elbow Drops The Rock as Jeff Hardy Swanton Bombs him.
Booker: He is not breathing.
Jericho: That assclown deserves what happened.
Bubba: Let's all wait for The Rock's tombstone to show up in front of his room.
ALL: YEAH!!
They wait 5 mins and nothing.
D-Von: How come it's not showing up? Booker, is he really dead?
Booker: I didn't see him breathing.
All superstars go to the scene of the crime.
The Rock was gone!
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Ferrari: I feel this is my best chapter yet. It was not as funny as the before chapters, but it was mysterious. Is The Rock really dead? Who killed Austin? Who killed HHH? Maybe there will be answers next chapter! So tune in!
P.S. Should I make LONGER chapters?
Reader 1: Wait! I gotta go get my glasses!
Reader 2: I need my contacts.
Reader 3: I need my teddybear. My teddy protects me from your curses!
Ferrari: Yeah! Ok. NOW ARE YOU READY?
Readers: YEAH!
Ferrari: Okee Dokee!
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Once upon a time there lived a little girl that-
Readers: What? We want WWE Haunted Mansion!
Ferrari: Ok OK! Picky picky!
*******************************************************
Flashback:
Jeff: I was checking out the guitars when I saw this!
Kane: I didn't do it!
Rock: Jeff, what guitars?
Jeff: THOS- Oh no! They were here a minute ago!
Austin: You are a liar.
Jeff: I am not a freaking liar.
Austin: WHAT?
Jeff: I AM NOT A LIAR.
Rock: Chill, chill.
It was Triple H next to a big puddle of blood. His heart was right next to his left hand and he had a Spiderman comic shoved up his ass.
Bubba: I remember it all like if it was yesterday.
Bubba thinking:
*Hurricane: I don't lend comics to Triple guys.
HHH: What you call me?
Rock: Rock says this, if you don't sit HHH, The Rock will assassinate you.
Hurricane: And I won't lend you my comics.
Rock: Gimme that comic. The Rock says this, The Rock will take this comic, shine it all up, turn it sideways, and shove it DI-RECTLY your candy ass then I will kill you!
Hurricane: Not the Superman issue. You can use the Spiderman comic to shove it.*
Mysterio: It had to be you Rock! I remember it too! Bubba, it was today.
Rock: The Rock didn't say assassinate or I will kill you. The Rock said, I will lay the smackdown all over his candy ass and The Rock didn't say I will kill him.
Bubba: If you assassinated Hurricane then you killed HHH too.
Superstars except Austin: YEAH!!!
Austin: How can it be Rock? He always talks in third person.
Rock: Don't care what you sumbitches say!
D-Von: If it wasn't you then who would it be? I know it's you "Dwayne"!
Rock: Don't call The Rock "Dwayne"! Probably it's you and your friend Bobbie over there that killed him just to get ME in trouble.
Booker T: That's gibberish.
Jeff: Yeah, I lost my respect for you Rock. Let's go Rey.
Mysterio: What has gone through your mind Rock?
Everyone was leaving and muttering of how stupid Rock was.
Austin: I know it wasn't you.
Rock turned with surprise.
Rock: I thought you were leaving with them too.
Austin: Did you do it?
Rock: No.
Austin: Really, I won't tell them, did you do it?
Rock: No!
Austin: I hated him too, and you probably have a reason to kill him, so did you do it?
Rock: NO!!!!!!! The Rock didn't do it!
Austin: I believe you. Really.
Rock: Who can it be? I know it wasn't me.
Austin: I don't know.
Rock: Wait, Undertaker didn't even come down. He might have answers. Follow The Rock!
Rock started running upstairs.
Rock: Do you think he killed him? Well, do you?
Rock turns and didn't see Austin. Rock lifts one eyebrow and goes down the stairs.
Rock (tears start forming): Fuck! Not again!
Austin was dead. He was hung up, like crucified.
Rock (with tears on his eyes): How? How? How? GUYS!!!!!!!! GUYS!!!!!!!!
Some of the superstars came running down the stairs.
Jericho: What happened Junior?
Angle and Michaels: And where is Austin?
Rock (tears): Well, Austin, he, uhh, is dead.
Bubba: Where!!!
All superstars shoved Rock off and went running down the stairs.
D-Von: It was all Rock's FAULT! You killed Austin!
Michaels: I disagree; I don't think he killed Austin. Remember what Vince said? The house IS haunted.
Bubba: That is bullshit! Rock knows that the remaining five will receive a fortune each, and he wants to get rid of everybody as possible. You are really going that low huh? Just for the money? That is LOW! You start off with Hurricane, then Triple H, then with one of your best friends.
Booker T: Rock, I have a lot of respect for you, but Bubba is right. You really do want that money.
Angle: Let me get you a glass of milk. It can open up your mind.
Jericho looks at Angle with an ugly stare then starts talking: How about we kill you huh? You like murdering people; we are all going to murder you now. Say your prayers, they won't work!
ALL: YEAH!!
Rock starts praying: God, I am sorry for killing the hamburglar, but he stole my ham! But God, I didn't even kill HHH or Austin. You know it.
Bubba: D-VON!!!!!
D-Von: WHAT!
Bubba: Get the [metal] tables!!!!!!!!
D-Von brings metal tables while everyone is holding The Rock.
The Dudleys 3D The Rock through a metal table.
Michaels places The Rock in one of the metal tables and goes up the stairs and Elbow Drops The Rock as Jeff Hardy Swanton Bombs him.
Booker: He is not breathing.
Jericho: That assclown deserves what happened.
Bubba: Let's all wait for The Rock's tombstone to show up in front of his room.
ALL: YEAH!!
They wait 5 mins and nothing.
D-Von: How come it's not showing up? Booker, is he really dead?
Booker: I didn't see him breathing.
All superstars go to the scene of the crime.
The Rock was gone!
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Ferrari: I feel this is my best chapter yet. It was not as funny as the before chapters, but it was mysterious. Is The Rock really dead? Who killed Austin? Who killed HHH? Maybe there will be answers next chapter! So tune in!
P.S. Should I make LONGER chapters?