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Hey all! Wow, there's been a bunch of reviews! [Gets all teary] I'm SO HAPPY! [Goes back to normal self] Now, because I always forget to watch Smackdown, I'm holding a little contest. Why do I forget to watch Smackdown? I don't really know, it's just that I always seem to have the most homework on Thursdays. Plus I've been coming from school later on Thursdays. Choir practice. Go on, laugh. I'll sing you to death. Anyway, the first two people get to choose the next two babysitters. I'm not going to force you guys to choose a Smackdown person, but I'd prefer babysitters from that show. Only because I have to be fair. Don't want Stephanie coming after me... Oh yeah, the question. I HAVE to stop rambling...ok, what is the name of the song Kylrane is singing and who is it by?? (Hint: think about the performer I've been talking about in the author notes and the chapters. Check my bio. It may help.) If no one can come up with the correct answer by....lets see, today's the 20th of January so January 25, I guess I could do another question.
Now to the story! Wow that was long!!
[Stephanie, Eric Bischoff, Shane McMahon, and Vince McMahon are in Vince's office again. Kylrane's dad is still under a mountain of papers.]
Vince: Well, Steph, will you decide the babysitter this time?
Stephanie: Yes, I will. But first I would like to point out that a SMACKDOWN superstar won the Royal Rumble, and Wrestlemania will feature a SMACKDOWN main event, and not a Raw main event. The Smackdown General Manager won't be getting fired in less than 30 days, and the Smackdown General Manager has been doing a much better job than the Raw General Manager. Also-
Shane: Steph, uh, that's enough.
Eric: Yeah...that was definitely a kick in the balls.
Stephanie: [grins at Eric] I hoped it would be.
Kylrane's dad: [voice is muffled from underneath the papers] Hey, get back to the matter of who's watching my kid!!!
Eric: Huh?
Vince: What?
Shane: I dunno.
Stephanie: Well, I'll just choose the next wrestlers to watch that kid. Because of Matt Hardy's failure to properly train Shannon Moore to win matches, I choose Matt Hardy Version 1 and his MFer, Shannon Moore.
Kylrane's dad: Who?
Stephanie: [angry] What, you don't watch Smackdown??
Kylrane's dad: It's not that. It's just I don't watch boring matches.
Stephanie: [even more angry] I DON'T BOOK BORING MATCHES!!!!
Shane: [puts a hand on Steph's shoulder] I think he means he thinks Shannon Moore and Matt Hardy are boring, not Smackdown.
Stephanie: [calms down] Oh. Ok. More reason to punish them, they're costing me viewers.
Eric: [under his breath] Bet Raw doesn't have boring wrestlers.
Stephanie: WHAT?!
[Back to Kylrane's house. Kylrane's lying on the couch with a blanket over her. It's freezing cold, and she forgot about adjusting the thermostat so the heat's higher. Oh well.]
Kylrane: [shivering but still singing along] On the way home, this car hears my confessions. I think tonight I'll take the long way. This weather. The wi nd outside is biting. It has left me feeling tired & exposed! [doorbell rings. She pauses the DVD and walks over to the window. Shannon Moore and Matt Hardy are standing outside the door.] AW, MAN!!! NOT THESE GUYS...[opens door]
Matt: [does that Version 1 hand thing] Come, Shannon, maybe this girl is a Matt Follower like you.
Shannon: But I'm the Number 1 MFer, right? NO ONE can take my place, right??
Matt: Uh, yeah, you little runt. [gives him a noogie]
Shannon: [still in the headlock] Yeah! You see kid, you'll NEVER be a bigger MFer than ME!!!!
Kylrane: I don't plan on becoming one...[Gets glares from Matt and Shannon. Now she's scared.]...as big as you! I have low expectations!!! Hahaha...yeah.
Matt: Come on, you've got to have higher goals! Self-confidence is an important Mattribute, and without it, you don't have true Mattitude!!
Kylrane: Uh-huh. Right. [shivers]
Shannon: Are you cold?
Kylrane: No, I just have my coat, two layers of clothes, and a blanket on because I want to try and melt. YES, I'M COLD!!!
Shannon: Oh. Because there's a thermostat thing over there and it says it's keeping the heat at 50 degrees.
Kylrane: Oh. [embarrassed because an idiot pointed out the obvious to her] Well, thank you. [Goes over and adjusts the heat.]
Matt: See Shannon?! With my Mattributes, you figured that out!!! We did it!
Shannon: Yeah, we did it!
Kylrane: [puzzled] I thought blondie did it. [recieves an evil glare from Matt] But, I could be wrong....
Matt: So, kid-
Kylrane: I've been called a kid like twenty times during this whole thing with wrestlers, and every time I have to remind you guys!!! I'M NOT A KID!!!
Matt: Yeah, whatever. What are you watching? The Hardy Boyz' Leap of Faith DVD?
Kylrane: No...I can't say what I'm watching, it gives away the answer to the question I put above.
Shannon: Huh?
Kylrane: Forget it...I'm watching a concert thing.
Shannon: Who's performing??
Kylrane: [getting frustrated] I can't say, I'll be giving away the answer!!!
Matt: Oh, isn't this the band that won the-
Kylrane: IT'S NOT A BAND, IT'S JUST A GUY- EEP! Look, you almost made me say it!!!!
Shannon: Oh, hey, I think I know.....
Kylrane: [angry] I will so kill you if you say it.
Shannon: Eh...ok.
Kylrane: Oh YEAH! I forgot, yesterday was the Rumble!! I have to call Kane!!
Matt: But Kane lost.
Kylrane: I know, but I want to rub it in that I was right about him losing. He left me here stuck with you two...which isn't a bad thing!! [shrinks away] Don't hurt me...[gets her cell phone and starts looking for Kane's number]
Shannon: How'd you get all those numbers? I can't even get Matt's, no matter how hard I try, I always fail. Like in matches....
Matt: It's Ok! You try your hardest, and that's what Mattitude is! That's what makes you a great MFer!!
Shannon: [teary] Really? [They hug.]
Kylrane: [disgusted] Oh God, are you going to give him the twist of fate already?! Or are you going to need to get a room?! [finally finds Kane's number, but is answered by voicemail] Damnit, answer your phone Kane!! Anyway, hahaha, you lost the Rumble...PLEASE COME BACK!!! SHANNON MOORE AND MATT HARDY ARE HERE, AND THEY'RE HUGGING!! SAVE ME!!!
Matt: I think you need a Mattitude adjustment. Don't you, Shannon?
Shannon: I don't know. I can't think for myself.
Kylrane: Get the hell away from me. If you try to kick my ass, I swear, I will get you fired. Or I will make sure you have the crappiest life insurance plan known to man.
Matt: Yeah, sure.
Kylrane: [Panicking, she checks her phone memory. It scrolls down to the Undertaker. She dials his number.] Come on, please...YES!! Hi, Mr. Undertaker??
Taker: Who the hell is this??
Kylrane: I've got Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore ready to kill me! Can you come and help me out?!?!
Taker: Those two boys? Yeah, sure, let's beat some respect into them. [Hangs up. Seconds later, he bursts through the door. Kylrane is hiding under the blanket, and doesn't see the beating Taker gives to Matt and Shannon.] Uh, hey, you can come out now.
Kylrane: [peeking from the blanket] Ah, good. They're out cold. [Looks up at Undertaker.] Wow. Your head touches the ceiling.
Taker: How did you get my cell phone number?
Kylrane: Uh...Booker T? No, really, I took the numbers from his cell phone....
Taker: That dumb son of a bitch...[realizes how young Kylrane is] Oh, sorry. That idiot!
Kylrane: It's not like I haven't heard those words before. I've seen R- rated movies.
Taker: Yeah...ok...well, I'll take these two. I'll call someone to watch you.
Kylrane: How do you know about that?
Taker: There's been locker room talk about you. Stephanie McMahon's been doing some threatening about a little terror. I guess that's you.
Kylrane: I'M NOT LITTLE!! WHEN WILL YOU SICK PEOPLE EVER GET THAT?! [Taker shrugs, picks up Matt and Shannon, and walks out the door. Somehow, his theme music can be heard.] Ok...well, back to the song. [Presses a button on the remote control and the DVD is playing again. Kylrane's awful singing starts up as if it were paused too.] You've been asking me to bleed. It seems these kinds of questions come too easy to you now. Your lack of shame comes naturally. I should not be surprised. I should have seen it sooner!!!!
Ok. I hope that was long enough for you guys. I got a few Matt and Shannon suggestions, so decided to put them in. The bad thing is that I don't know their schtick very well, so I just did the whole "Matt controls Shannon" thing. Oh well. Remember, try and answer the question. And you can't choose Al Snow, I'm doing that one later...=) Thanks Whose to Say I Don't Know!
Hey all! Wow, there's been a bunch of reviews! [Gets all teary] I'm SO HAPPY! [Goes back to normal self] Now, because I always forget to watch Smackdown, I'm holding a little contest. Why do I forget to watch Smackdown? I don't really know, it's just that I always seem to have the most homework on Thursdays. Plus I've been coming from school later on Thursdays. Choir practice. Go on, laugh. I'll sing you to death. Anyway, the first two people get to choose the next two babysitters. I'm not going to force you guys to choose a Smackdown person, but I'd prefer babysitters from that show. Only because I have to be fair. Don't want Stephanie coming after me... Oh yeah, the question. I HAVE to stop rambling...ok, what is the name of the song Kylrane is singing and who is it by?? (Hint: think about the performer I've been talking about in the author notes and the chapters. Check my bio. It may help.) If no one can come up with the correct answer by....lets see, today's the 20th of January so January 25, I guess I could do another question.
Now to the story! Wow that was long!!
[Stephanie, Eric Bischoff, Shane McMahon, and Vince McMahon are in Vince's office again. Kylrane's dad is still under a mountain of papers.]
Vince: Well, Steph, will you decide the babysitter this time?
Stephanie: Yes, I will. But first I would like to point out that a SMACKDOWN superstar won the Royal Rumble, and Wrestlemania will feature a SMACKDOWN main event, and not a Raw main event. The Smackdown General Manager won't be getting fired in less than 30 days, and the Smackdown General Manager has been doing a much better job than the Raw General Manager. Also-
Shane: Steph, uh, that's enough.
Eric: Yeah...that was definitely a kick in the balls.
Stephanie: [grins at Eric] I hoped it would be.
Kylrane's dad: [voice is muffled from underneath the papers] Hey, get back to the matter of who's watching my kid!!!
Eric: Huh?
Vince: What?
Shane: I dunno.
Stephanie: Well, I'll just choose the next wrestlers to watch that kid. Because of Matt Hardy's failure to properly train Shannon Moore to win matches, I choose Matt Hardy Version 1 and his MFer, Shannon Moore.
Kylrane's dad: Who?
Stephanie: [angry] What, you don't watch Smackdown??
Kylrane's dad: It's not that. It's just I don't watch boring matches.
Stephanie: [even more angry] I DON'T BOOK BORING MATCHES!!!!
Shane: [puts a hand on Steph's shoulder] I think he means he thinks Shannon Moore and Matt Hardy are boring, not Smackdown.
Stephanie: [calms down] Oh. Ok. More reason to punish them, they're costing me viewers.
Eric: [under his breath] Bet Raw doesn't have boring wrestlers.
Stephanie: WHAT?!
[Back to Kylrane's house. Kylrane's lying on the couch with a blanket over her. It's freezing cold, and she forgot about adjusting the thermostat so the heat's higher. Oh well.]
Kylrane: [shivering but still singing along] On the way home, this car hears my confessions. I think tonight I'll take the long way. This weather. The wi nd outside is biting. It has left me feeling tired & exposed! [doorbell rings. She pauses the DVD and walks over to the window. Shannon Moore and Matt Hardy are standing outside the door.] AW, MAN!!! NOT THESE GUYS...[opens door]
Matt: [does that Version 1 hand thing] Come, Shannon, maybe this girl is a Matt Follower like you.
Shannon: But I'm the Number 1 MFer, right? NO ONE can take my place, right??
Matt: Uh, yeah, you little runt. [gives him a noogie]
Shannon: [still in the headlock] Yeah! You see kid, you'll NEVER be a bigger MFer than ME!!!!
Kylrane: I don't plan on becoming one...[Gets glares from Matt and Shannon. Now she's scared.]...as big as you! I have low expectations!!! Hahaha...yeah.
Matt: Come on, you've got to have higher goals! Self-confidence is an important Mattribute, and without it, you don't have true Mattitude!!
Kylrane: Uh-huh. Right. [shivers]
Shannon: Are you cold?
Kylrane: No, I just have my coat, two layers of clothes, and a blanket on because I want to try and melt. YES, I'M COLD!!!
Shannon: Oh. Because there's a thermostat thing over there and it says it's keeping the heat at 50 degrees.
Kylrane: Oh. [embarrassed because an idiot pointed out the obvious to her] Well, thank you. [Goes over and adjusts the heat.]
Matt: See Shannon?! With my Mattributes, you figured that out!!! We did it!
Shannon: Yeah, we did it!
Kylrane: [puzzled] I thought blondie did it. [recieves an evil glare from Matt] But, I could be wrong....
Matt: So, kid-
Kylrane: I've been called a kid like twenty times during this whole thing with wrestlers, and every time I have to remind you guys!!! I'M NOT A KID!!!
Matt: Yeah, whatever. What are you watching? The Hardy Boyz' Leap of Faith DVD?
Kylrane: No...I can't say what I'm watching, it gives away the answer to the question I put above.
Shannon: Huh?
Kylrane: Forget it...I'm watching a concert thing.
Shannon: Who's performing??
Kylrane: [getting frustrated] I can't say, I'll be giving away the answer!!!
Matt: Oh, isn't this the band that won the-
Kylrane: IT'S NOT A BAND, IT'S JUST A GUY- EEP! Look, you almost made me say it!!!!
Shannon: Oh, hey, I think I know.....
Kylrane: [angry] I will so kill you if you say it.
Shannon: Eh...ok.
Kylrane: Oh YEAH! I forgot, yesterday was the Rumble!! I have to call Kane!!
Matt: But Kane lost.
Kylrane: I know, but I want to rub it in that I was right about him losing. He left me here stuck with you two...which isn't a bad thing!! [shrinks away] Don't hurt me...[gets her cell phone and starts looking for Kane's number]
Shannon: How'd you get all those numbers? I can't even get Matt's, no matter how hard I try, I always fail. Like in matches....
Matt: It's Ok! You try your hardest, and that's what Mattitude is! That's what makes you a great MFer!!
Shannon: [teary] Really? [They hug.]
Kylrane: [disgusted] Oh God, are you going to give him the twist of fate already?! Or are you going to need to get a room?! [finally finds Kane's number, but is answered by voicemail] Damnit, answer your phone Kane!! Anyway, hahaha, you lost the Rumble...PLEASE COME BACK!!! SHANNON MOORE AND MATT HARDY ARE HERE, AND THEY'RE HUGGING!! SAVE ME!!!
Matt: I think you need a Mattitude adjustment. Don't you, Shannon?
Shannon: I don't know. I can't think for myself.
Kylrane: Get the hell away from me. If you try to kick my ass, I swear, I will get you fired. Or I will make sure you have the crappiest life insurance plan known to man.
Matt: Yeah, sure.
Kylrane: [Panicking, she checks her phone memory. It scrolls down to the Undertaker. She dials his number.] Come on, please...YES!! Hi, Mr. Undertaker??
Taker: Who the hell is this??
Kylrane: I've got Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore ready to kill me! Can you come and help me out?!?!
Taker: Those two boys? Yeah, sure, let's beat some respect into them. [Hangs up. Seconds later, he bursts through the door. Kylrane is hiding under the blanket, and doesn't see the beating Taker gives to Matt and Shannon.] Uh, hey, you can come out now.
Kylrane: [peeking from the blanket] Ah, good. They're out cold. [Looks up at Undertaker.] Wow. Your head touches the ceiling.
Taker: How did you get my cell phone number?
Kylrane: Uh...Booker T? No, really, I took the numbers from his cell phone....
Taker: That dumb son of a bitch...[realizes how young Kylrane is] Oh, sorry. That idiot!
Kylrane: It's not like I haven't heard those words before. I've seen R- rated movies.
Taker: Yeah...ok...well, I'll take these two. I'll call someone to watch you.
Kylrane: How do you know about that?
Taker: There's been locker room talk about you. Stephanie McMahon's been doing some threatening about a little terror. I guess that's you.
Kylrane: I'M NOT LITTLE!! WHEN WILL YOU SICK PEOPLE EVER GET THAT?! [Taker shrugs, picks up Matt and Shannon, and walks out the door. Somehow, his theme music can be heard.] Ok...well, back to the song. [Presses a button on the remote control and the DVD is playing again. Kylrane's awful singing starts up as if it were paused too.] You've been asking me to bleed. It seems these kinds of questions come too easy to you now. Your lack of shame comes naturally. I should not be surprised. I should have seen it sooner!!!!
Ok. I hope that was long enough for you guys. I got a few Matt and Shannon suggestions, so decided to put them in. The bad thing is that I don't know their schtick very well, so I just did the whole "Matt controls Shannon" thing. Oh well. Remember, try and answer the question. And you can't choose Al Snow, I'm doing that one later...=) Thanks Whose to Say I Don't Know!