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Hiya everyone! Sorry about the delays, I've been going kind of slow with my updates, haven't I? Oh dear, I'm very sowwy. [bows down] I am not worthy! Anyways, here's a whole new chapter, which probably makes it seem like I've been smoking something (and yes, Deb, you may have some). AHH! Oh yeah, I forgot to put in Hogan's exit last chapter...whoops. He chased after my other self, Angie. She stole his air guitar *tee hee*. I wonder if anyone ever reads author notes I write? If you do, put the words "chicken butt" in your review at the end!! I'm curious.
Please remember to review at the end, they make me happy!! Chicken butt!
[Kylrane wakes up in an unknown dark area. Confused, she looks around and grabs a broom she finds lying around. She slowly gets up and begins to sneak around the room, looking for a way out. Sensing someone's presence behind her, she swivels around and takes a whack.]
Kylrane: [swings the broom] YOU ASSHOLE YOU ASSHOLE YOU ASSHOLE!!!! [the lights flip on] You...what? Huh? [drops broom]
Jeff Hardy: [his hand is on the lightswitch] What happened, I heard...oh.
Hurricane: [on the floor, hands gripping his sides] Oohhh....that wasn't nice at all, Citizen Kylrane.
Kylrane: You're not Chris Jericho. I'm sorry I attacked you with a broomstick.
Jeff: That wasn't a broomstick. [snicker] That was a singapore cane.
Kylrane: Whoops. My bad. So where the hell am I??
Jeff: You're in...[pose]...the HURRI-LAIR!!! We forgot where your house was, so we took you here.
Kylrane: WHAT?! [holds her head in her hands] Hey...[looks at her wrists] Why am I bandaged up??
Jeff: You cut yourself.
Kylrane: Oh.
Hurricane: [pained voice] Has anyone forgotten about the superhero that needs a medic?
Kylrane: Sorry, dude. Thought you were Jericho. And I thought the singapore can was a broom. Whoops, you already know that, I'm off today...
Jeff: You were off when Jericho kidnapped you too.
Hurricane: Why does Jeff get to be the sensible one here?! I thought he's complex and conflicted!!
Jeff: That's because the author lady gave me sedatives. Now I'm not Xtreme, I'm just normal.
Kylrane: Author lady? I was asleep. Hm...maybe it was a different author lady. Anyway, can I go home now?
Jeff: [shrugs] Ask Hurricane, I'm off. [leaves the Hurri-lair]
Kylrane: [helps the Hurricane up] Take me home. Now. [checks watch] AHH!! I'M MISSING THE REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES BATTLE OF THE SEXES!! [grabs Hurricane] TAKE ME HOME!!!
Hurricane: [pushes Kylrane off] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!! I will take you home, but you can't tell anyone what you've seen or where the Hurri-lair is. I don't want people knowing my identity. [motions to a family portrait with Shane Helms in it]
Kylrane: Dude, I didn't notice the picture, but thanks for reminding me. [Why have I been slipping 'dudes' into her dialogue?!] Everyone knows you're Shane Helms, it's not a secret.
Hurricane: THEY DO NOT!!! [obviously in denial]
Kylrane: Whatever. Just take me home.
[He drives her home in the Hurri-cycle. To their surprise, someone is waiting for them.]
The Rock: Oh shit, do NOT tell The Rock that he has to watch this little jabroni with the green freak with braces!!
Kylrane: Who sent you?! Was it my dad?! I bet it was my dad, he likes you! I was doing just FINE and he HAS to go and send you over here.
The Rock: [to Kylrane] Ungrateful little shrimp. Who in the blue hell are you? [doesn't even wait for Kylrane to answer] You're NOTHING!!! So shut the hell up and let The Rock deal with this wannabe superhero.
Kylrane: [pouts] No one ever takes me seriously.
Hurricane: You and me both, Citizen Kylrane.
The Rock: Hey, Hurri-dork, go home to your little Hurri-mobile home and drink some Hurri-coke. The Rock doesn't need your Hurri-butt around here.
Hurricane: [pouts] That hurt. [starts to leave]
Kylrane: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!!! [claws Hurricane's cape] Noooo....
[The Rock scoops up Kylrane and carries her into the house. The Hurricane watches as they go into her home.]
Hurricane: [shrugs] Oh well.
Kylrane: [pops out the window] WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, "OH WELL"?! YOU'RE A SUPERHERO, SAVE ME FROM THIS VILLAIN!! [falls back]
[Hurricane leaves.]
The Rock: Why the hell don't you like The Rock?! There are millions and millions of The Rock's fans, you've got to be one of them!!
Kylrane: [glares] You are evil.
The Rock: [indignant] The Rock is most certainly NOT evil!!
Kylrane: Yes you are!! You are talking to someone who DOES have braces! And let me tell you, I AM in the school band, and I DID run for student council, ok you jackass!! I already get made fun of for being a total dork, I don't need it from some adult whose biggest asset is his talent for raising eyebrows!!! [I am referring to those Hurricane-Rock vignettes that occur in his locker room. It's the one where Hurricane says The Rock has a tiny ding-a-ling.]
The Rock: [taken aback] The Rock was making fun of THE HURRICANE, not you, although you do seem to fit the 'Ultimate Nerd' description...
Kylrane: [red faced] Well, I'm not the one who got his ass kicked by "I- can't-act" Brendan Frasier [I'm sorry, but I get so frustrated with this guy!! His movies bore the shit out of me!!] in 'The Mummy Returns'. Hello!! I can kick Brendan Frasier's ass!!
The Rock: DAMNIT THAT WAS A SPECIAL EFFECT!! BRENDAN FRASIER COULD NEVER BEAT THE SCORPION KING!!!
[While The Rock rants on and on about how it was JUST a special effect, Kylrane takes out her cell phone and dials The Undertaker.]
Taker: Who the hell is this?
Kylrane: Hello, Mr. Undertaker? This is Kylrane, you kicked the crap out of Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore for me about two months ago. I really respect you and I think you're the coolest, can you come and remove The Rock from my home for me?
Taker: Now listen, here, girl, I can't just be kicking ass whenever you please! I have a whole bunch of people ready to have me pulverize 'em, but they have scheduled appointments!
[The Rock is now speaking about how great The Scorpion King was. _ NOOO!!]
Kylrane: Please, I beg you!! He's talking about his movie!! NO!!! He's telling about the fight scene with Michael Clarke Duncan!!
Taker: He's talkin' bout the movie?! Oh no, he'll never shutup, I'll save you kid. But just this once. [he hangs up]
The Rock: You know, that jabroni Michael Clarke Duncan may be big, but he's no chance for THE GREAT ONE!!
Kylrane: [rolls eyes] And I suppose The Mediocre One would now like to explain to me how Kelly Hu couldn't get enough of your strudel, right?
The Rock: [grins] Well actually, Kelly Hu DID have pretty damn good pie...
Kylrane: [covers ears] NOOO!!!
Taker: [breaks open the door] Damnit, now where's that boy so I can kick his ass back to Egypt or wherever the hell that damned movie took place?! [his theme music is playing in the background]
Kylrane: [points to The Rock] He's talking about Kelly Hu's pie!!
Taker: [goes up to The Rock] What the fuck are you doing in this kid's house?
The Rock: [pushes Taker away] Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA! You step away from The Rock and no one has to get his ass whipped! [takes off his sunglasses] Undertaker, do NOT use the F-word in front of this young jabroni! [motions to Kylrane]
Kylrane: I AM NOT A YOUNG JABRONI!! HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO EMPHASIZE THAT?!
Taker: [ignoring Kylrane's ranting] I'll give you five minutes, boy, get out of the house so I can go back home and do my business.
The Rock: How about you and The Rock take this outside? Do you have the strudel to take on The Great One?
Taker: Damn right I do, but from what I've heard from a green little bird-
[Somewhere out there, The Hurricane goes "tweet tweet".]
Taker: -YOUR strudel is half baked.
The Rock: WHAT? My strudel is NOT half baked!! [wiggles leg] Whoa, there, big fella.
Kylrane: Keep telling yourself that, Mr. Dinky Winky.
The Rock: [totally pissed] The Rock is ready to take your cell phone, turn it side ways, and stick it up...damnit, The Rock cannot say that to a kid! [Taker and The Rock go outside into the backyard.]
Taker: You ready to rumble, boy? Once I give you the Last Ride, I want you to get OUT of here. This is MY YARD, and I'm the big dog around here.
Kylrane: [timidly taps Taker's arm] Actually, Mr. Undertaker, this is my yard...[receives a deadly glard] But you may have it, of course!! I don't mind at all!!
[The Rock and Taker get ready to kick each other's ass when they are rudely interrupted by some girl.]
Some girl: [runs in] DADDY!!!
The Rock: OH SHIT! I WILL NEVER EVER DRINK THAT MANY BEERS AGAIN!! GAHH!!
Some girl: I'm not talking to you, although you are the coolest next to my DAD! [hugs Taker] You know I respect you, daddy! You're big evil, I'm little evil!
Taker: [pulls away and stares at her] Who the hell are you?!
Some girl: I'm Amy. I'm your daughter!
The Rock: [looks towards the heavens] THANK YOU!
Kylrane: Well, what an interesting turn of events!! [to The Rock] CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE?!
Amy: No he can't!! [to The Rock] You are absolutely perfect, do you realize that?
Taker: WHOA! I will not have my own flesh and blood worshipping The Rock!
Kylrane: Yeah, that would be totally not cool.
The Rock: [to Kylrane] Shut your mouth and know your role, you short little jabroni!!
Kylrane: WHY THE SHORTNESS?! WHY?!
Amy: [to Taker] When can I meet my stepmother?
Taker: [stares] You mean Sara?
The Rock: Well who the hell else are you married to?!
Kylrane: [sigh] Can we take this family reunion somewhere else?!
Taker, The Rock, and Amy: NO!
Kylrane: Fine, pay no attention to the one who's supposed to be watched over!
Amy: [looks at Kylrane] You're the almighty Kylrane!!
Kylrane: I'm almighty?? Why hasn't anyone told me that?! [looks at The Rock] THE ALMIGHTY KYLRANE BANISHES YOU TO THE LAND OF MORDOR!! [Lord of the Rings reference...Mordor's the EVIL EVIL place where Sauron's HQ was...or something like that, my reading of LotR occured a year ago, it was warped...]
The Rock: [starts laughing] Wow, this little jabroni IS a dork!! [gets chokeslammed by Taker]
Taker: [to Kylrane] Are you happy now?!
Kylrane: Can you take him with you too? Please? PRETTY PLEASE??
Amy: Yeah, dad, can we take Rocky home??
Taker: DAMN! FINE!! WE'LL TAKE HIM!! [stares at Amy] Who the hell said you're going home with me?!
Amy: [sad face] But I'm your daughter!
Kylrane: [sad face] Yeah, she's your daughter!! [gets a deadly glare] Hey, she said I'm almighty!!
Taker: [grabs Amy by the arm] I want proof you're my kid! You liked The Rock, how the hell are you MY spawn?!
[Amy's eyes roll to the back of her head. Thunder crashes are heard and lighting streaks across the sky. Kylrane ducks and the ground behind her is struck by lightning.]
Kylrane: Holey [the mispelling IS intentional] fucking shit!! That's your spawn, that's your spawn!!
Taker: [nods head] Pretty damn good. [they leave]
Kylrane: [after much whimpering] ...Hey! What the fuck?! Everyone's forgotten about me again?! Well damnit, I should have just stuck with being kidnapped by Jericho!! [visions of his horrid pajamas flash across her mind] The again, maybe being alone is JUST fine... Oh yeah. Austin!
Austin: WHAT?!
Kylrane: Er...say what.
Austin: WHAT?!
Kylrane: [grin] Chicken butt!! [gives thumbs up sign and runs away]
Yah. A weirdo chappie. Couldn't think properly, Brandon Boyd's breathy vocals kept distracting me (See my bio...it explains somewhat in the "song of the moment" area, but that would just be a pointless waste of time...like my stories!! LOL). Personally, I like when The Rock goes on a whole schpiel of insults, don't get me wrong! And no, I did NOT take it to heart when he made fun of people with braces. Like I take wrestling seriously. Amy, otherwise known as litaslilsis, got in there because...well, she asked. She IM'd me and we had quite a lengthy conversation. Which resulted in this mishappen masterpiece! Gah, just review, tell me it sucked, 'cause I already know it. Chicken butt!! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!
Hiya everyone! Sorry about the delays, I've been going kind of slow with my updates, haven't I? Oh dear, I'm very sowwy. [bows down] I am not worthy! Anyways, here's a whole new chapter, which probably makes it seem like I've been smoking something (and yes, Deb, you may have some). AHH! Oh yeah, I forgot to put in Hogan's exit last chapter...whoops. He chased after my other self, Angie. She stole his air guitar *tee hee*. I wonder if anyone ever reads author notes I write? If you do, put the words "chicken butt" in your review at the end!! I'm curious.
Please remember to review at the end, they make me happy!! Chicken butt!
[Kylrane wakes up in an unknown dark area. Confused, she looks around and grabs a broom she finds lying around. She slowly gets up and begins to sneak around the room, looking for a way out. Sensing someone's presence behind her, she swivels around and takes a whack.]
Kylrane: [swings the broom] YOU ASSHOLE YOU ASSHOLE YOU ASSHOLE!!!! [the lights flip on] You...what? Huh? [drops broom]
Jeff Hardy: [his hand is on the lightswitch] What happened, I heard...oh.
Hurricane: [on the floor, hands gripping his sides] Oohhh....that wasn't nice at all, Citizen Kylrane.
Kylrane: You're not Chris Jericho. I'm sorry I attacked you with a broomstick.
Jeff: That wasn't a broomstick. [snicker] That was a singapore cane.
Kylrane: Whoops. My bad. So where the hell am I??
Jeff: You're in...[pose]...the HURRI-LAIR!!! We forgot where your house was, so we took you here.
Kylrane: WHAT?! [holds her head in her hands] Hey...[looks at her wrists] Why am I bandaged up??
Jeff: You cut yourself.
Kylrane: Oh.
Hurricane: [pained voice] Has anyone forgotten about the superhero that needs a medic?
Kylrane: Sorry, dude. Thought you were Jericho. And I thought the singapore can was a broom. Whoops, you already know that, I'm off today...
Jeff: You were off when Jericho kidnapped you too.
Hurricane: Why does Jeff get to be the sensible one here?! I thought he's complex and conflicted!!
Jeff: That's because the author lady gave me sedatives. Now I'm not Xtreme, I'm just normal.
Kylrane: Author lady? I was asleep. Hm...maybe it was a different author lady. Anyway, can I go home now?
Jeff: [shrugs] Ask Hurricane, I'm off. [leaves the Hurri-lair]
Kylrane: [helps the Hurricane up] Take me home. Now. [checks watch] AHH!! I'M MISSING THE REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES BATTLE OF THE SEXES!! [grabs Hurricane] TAKE ME HOME!!!
Hurricane: [pushes Kylrane off] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!! I will take you home, but you can't tell anyone what you've seen or where the Hurri-lair is. I don't want people knowing my identity. [motions to a family portrait with Shane Helms in it]
Kylrane: Dude, I didn't notice the picture, but thanks for reminding me. [Why have I been slipping 'dudes' into her dialogue?!] Everyone knows you're Shane Helms, it's not a secret.
Hurricane: THEY DO NOT!!! [obviously in denial]
Kylrane: Whatever. Just take me home.
[He drives her home in the Hurri-cycle. To their surprise, someone is waiting for them.]
The Rock: Oh shit, do NOT tell The Rock that he has to watch this little jabroni with the green freak with braces!!
Kylrane: Who sent you?! Was it my dad?! I bet it was my dad, he likes you! I was doing just FINE and he HAS to go and send you over here.
The Rock: [to Kylrane] Ungrateful little shrimp. Who in the blue hell are you? [doesn't even wait for Kylrane to answer] You're NOTHING!!! So shut the hell up and let The Rock deal with this wannabe superhero.
Kylrane: [pouts] No one ever takes me seriously.
Hurricane: You and me both, Citizen Kylrane.
The Rock: Hey, Hurri-dork, go home to your little Hurri-mobile home and drink some Hurri-coke. The Rock doesn't need your Hurri-butt around here.
Hurricane: [pouts] That hurt. [starts to leave]
Kylrane: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!!! [claws Hurricane's cape] Noooo....
[The Rock scoops up Kylrane and carries her into the house. The Hurricane watches as they go into her home.]
Hurricane: [shrugs] Oh well.
Kylrane: [pops out the window] WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, "OH WELL"?! YOU'RE A SUPERHERO, SAVE ME FROM THIS VILLAIN!! [falls back]
[Hurricane leaves.]
The Rock: Why the hell don't you like The Rock?! There are millions and millions of The Rock's fans, you've got to be one of them!!
Kylrane: [glares] You are evil.
The Rock: [indignant] The Rock is most certainly NOT evil!!
Kylrane: Yes you are!! You are talking to someone who DOES have braces! And let me tell you, I AM in the school band, and I DID run for student council, ok you jackass!! I already get made fun of for being a total dork, I don't need it from some adult whose biggest asset is his talent for raising eyebrows!!! [I am referring to those Hurricane-Rock vignettes that occur in his locker room. It's the one where Hurricane says The Rock has a tiny ding-a-ling.]
The Rock: [taken aback] The Rock was making fun of THE HURRICANE, not you, although you do seem to fit the 'Ultimate Nerd' description...
Kylrane: [red faced] Well, I'm not the one who got his ass kicked by "I- can't-act" Brendan Frasier [I'm sorry, but I get so frustrated with this guy!! His movies bore the shit out of me!!] in 'The Mummy Returns'. Hello!! I can kick Brendan Frasier's ass!!
The Rock: DAMNIT THAT WAS A SPECIAL EFFECT!! BRENDAN FRASIER COULD NEVER BEAT THE SCORPION KING!!!
[While The Rock rants on and on about how it was JUST a special effect, Kylrane takes out her cell phone and dials The Undertaker.]
Taker: Who the hell is this?
Kylrane: Hello, Mr. Undertaker? This is Kylrane, you kicked the crap out of Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore for me about two months ago. I really respect you and I think you're the coolest, can you come and remove The Rock from my home for me?
Taker: Now listen, here, girl, I can't just be kicking ass whenever you please! I have a whole bunch of people ready to have me pulverize 'em, but they have scheduled appointments!
[The Rock is now speaking about how great The Scorpion King was. _ NOOO!!]
Kylrane: Please, I beg you!! He's talking about his movie!! NO!!! He's telling about the fight scene with Michael Clarke Duncan!!
Taker: He's talkin' bout the movie?! Oh no, he'll never shutup, I'll save you kid. But just this once. [he hangs up]
The Rock: You know, that jabroni Michael Clarke Duncan may be big, but he's no chance for THE GREAT ONE!!
Kylrane: [rolls eyes] And I suppose The Mediocre One would now like to explain to me how Kelly Hu couldn't get enough of your strudel, right?
The Rock: [grins] Well actually, Kelly Hu DID have pretty damn good pie...
Kylrane: [covers ears] NOOO!!!
Taker: [breaks open the door] Damnit, now where's that boy so I can kick his ass back to Egypt or wherever the hell that damned movie took place?! [his theme music is playing in the background]
Kylrane: [points to The Rock] He's talking about Kelly Hu's pie!!
Taker: [goes up to The Rock] What the fuck are you doing in this kid's house?
The Rock: [pushes Taker away] Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA! You step away from The Rock and no one has to get his ass whipped! [takes off his sunglasses] Undertaker, do NOT use the F-word in front of this young jabroni! [motions to Kylrane]
Kylrane: I AM NOT A YOUNG JABRONI!! HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO EMPHASIZE THAT?!
Taker: [ignoring Kylrane's ranting] I'll give you five minutes, boy, get out of the house so I can go back home and do my business.
The Rock: How about you and The Rock take this outside? Do you have the strudel to take on The Great One?
Taker: Damn right I do, but from what I've heard from a green little bird-
[Somewhere out there, The Hurricane goes "tweet tweet".]
Taker: -YOUR strudel is half baked.
The Rock: WHAT? My strudel is NOT half baked!! [wiggles leg] Whoa, there, big fella.
Kylrane: Keep telling yourself that, Mr. Dinky Winky.
The Rock: [totally pissed] The Rock is ready to take your cell phone, turn it side ways, and stick it up...damnit, The Rock cannot say that to a kid! [Taker and The Rock go outside into the backyard.]
Taker: You ready to rumble, boy? Once I give you the Last Ride, I want you to get OUT of here. This is MY YARD, and I'm the big dog around here.
Kylrane: [timidly taps Taker's arm] Actually, Mr. Undertaker, this is my yard...[receives a deadly glard] But you may have it, of course!! I don't mind at all!!
[The Rock and Taker get ready to kick each other's ass when they are rudely interrupted by some girl.]
Some girl: [runs in] DADDY!!!
The Rock: OH SHIT! I WILL NEVER EVER DRINK THAT MANY BEERS AGAIN!! GAHH!!
Some girl: I'm not talking to you, although you are the coolest next to my DAD! [hugs Taker] You know I respect you, daddy! You're big evil, I'm little evil!
Taker: [pulls away and stares at her] Who the hell are you?!
Some girl: I'm Amy. I'm your daughter!
The Rock: [looks towards the heavens] THANK YOU!
Kylrane: Well, what an interesting turn of events!! [to The Rock] CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE?!
Amy: No he can't!! [to The Rock] You are absolutely perfect, do you realize that?
Taker: WHOA! I will not have my own flesh and blood worshipping The Rock!
Kylrane: Yeah, that would be totally not cool.
The Rock: [to Kylrane] Shut your mouth and know your role, you short little jabroni!!
Kylrane: WHY THE SHORTNESS?! WHY?!
Amy: [to Taker] When can I meet my stepmother?
Taker: [stares] You mean Sara?
The Rock: Well who the hell else are you married to?!
Kylrane: [sigh] Can we take this family reunion somewhere else?!
Taker, The Rock, and Amy: NO!
Kylrane: Fine, pay no attention to the one who's supposed to be watched over!
Amy: [looks at Kylrane] You're the almighty Kylrane!!
Kylrane: I'm almighty?? Why hasn't anyone told me that?! [looks at The Rock] THE ALMIGHTY KYLRANE BANISHES YOU TO THE LAND OF MORDOR!! [Lord of the Rings reference...Mordor's the EVIL EVIL place where Sauron's HQ was...or something like that, my reading of LotR occured a year ago, it was warped...]
The Rock: [starts laughing] Wow, this little jabroni IS a dork!! [gets chokeslammed by Taker]
Taker: [to Kylrane] Are you happy now?!
Kylrane: Can you take him with you too? Please? PRETTY PLEASE??
Amy: Yeah, dad, can we take Rocky home??
Taker: DAMN! FINE!! WE'LL TAKE HIM!! [stares at Amy] Who the hell said you're going home with me?!
Amy: [sad face] But I'm your daughter!
Kylrane: [sad face] Yeah, she's your daughter!! [gets a deadly glare] Hey, she said I'm almighty!!
Taker: [grabs Amy by the arm] I want proof you're my kid! You liked The Rock, how the hell are you MY spawn?!
[Amy's eyes roll to the back of her head. Thunder crashes are heard and lighting streaks across the sky. Kylrane ducks and the ground behind her is struck by lightning.]
Kylrane: Holey [the mispelling IS intentional] fucking shit!! That's your spawn, that's your spawn!!
Taker: [nods head] Pretty damn good. [they leave]
Kylrane: [after much whimpering] ...Hey! What the fuck?! Everyone's forgotten about me again?! Well damnit, I should have just stuck with being kidnapped by Jericho!! [visions of his horrid pajamas flash across her mind] The again, maybe being alone is JUST fine... Oh yeah. Austin!
Austin: WHAT?!
Kylrane: Er...say what.
Austin: WHAT?!
Kylrane: [grin] Chicken butt!! [gives thumbs up sign and runs away]
Yah. A weirdo chappie. Couldn't think properly, Brandon Boyd's breathy vocals kept distracting me (See my bio...it explains somewhat in the "song of the moment" area, but that would just be a pointless waste of time...like my stories!! LOL). Personally, I like when The Rock goes on a whole schpiel of insults, don't get me wrong! And no, I did NOT take it to heart when he made fun of people with braces. Like I take wrestling seriously. Amy, otherwise known as litaslilsis, got in there because...well, she asked. She IM'd me and we had quite a lengthy conversation. Which resulted in this mishappen masterpiece! Gah, just review, tell me it sucked, 'cause I already know it. Chicken butt!! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!