Chapter 2: The Maurders are back, back again, tell a friend!
Sirius Black and Remus Lupin sneak up to the back of the great hall where Snape hands them some youth potion thingy-midgiger, and give Padfoot a good kick before they walk onto the stage.
Black: Ah, Maurders, One time, here we go.
Snape: They must mean one more time, stupid Griffindorks.
Lupin: I can tell when I step in love, And saw you standing there, A thought about the way you move, I couldn't help the way I stare, There was some mysterious force, Leading me here to you.
Black: Leading him to you!
Semeus Finnegan: Who the hell is the other guy?
Harry *nervous: Heh, heh, heh.dunno.
Lupin: So I stood there watching, I was hypnotized, By the rhythm of your body, And the music in your eyes.
Both: I was lost inside a world with you! Hey Mr. DJ keep play' in this song for me, Out on the floor in my arms, She's got to be! Lets get on, Jam all night long, Mr DJ, Mr DJ! Play it, play it for me.
Ron: Who is Mr. Dee Jay?
Black: Now it feels little like movement, Ever beat across the floor, Every move that your body makes, Only makes me want you more, And it seems like times moving fast, How can we make it last?
Both: Make it last!
Lupin: As you keep on dancing, I was hypnotized, By the rhythm of your body, And the music in your eyes. Both: I was lost inside a world with you! Hey Mr. DJ keep play' in this song for me, Out on the floor in my arms, She's got to be! Lets get on, Jam all night long, Mr DJ, Mr DJ! Play it, play it, and play it for me. Close your eyes, And imagine, just imagine, Let the music; let the music put you in a zone, I get lost, lost inside, When you do the things you do, Work that body for me! Hey Mr DJ, Jam all night long, Hey Mr DJ, Play that song for me, Hey Mr DJ, Jam all night long, Hey Mr DJ, Play that song for me! Hey Mr. DJ keep play' in this song for me, Out on the floor in my arms, She's got to be! Lets get on, Jam all night long, Mr DJ, Mr DJ! Play it, DJ! Hey, Mr DJ, Keep play' in this song for me, Out on the floor in my arms, She's got to be, Let's get it on, Jam all night long, Mr DJ, Mr DJ, Play it, play it for me DJ, Hey Mr. DJ keep play' in this song for me, Out on the floor in my arms, She's got to be! Lets get on, Jam all night long, Mr DJ, Mr DJ! Play it Mr DJ, Keep it Coming Mr DJ, Keep it Coming Mr DJ, Keep it Coming Mr DJ.
"Well, wasn't that. erm.interesting," said Dumbledore as he stumbled over words, an all time first, "Next we have Mr. Draco Malfoy and Crap.Excuse me, Crabbe, and Goyle, singing.something."
Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape lean forward in their chairs next, and they will soon regret it, because Goyle can't even sing the Oscamier Weiner song.
Draco: If you want it to be good girl, Get yourself a bad boy!
Goyle and Crabbe: Uhhhh.*Draco comes up and shoves them to the side*
Draco: Yeah, I like this, If you want it to be wild, Got to know this to the dial, baby, That's me, If you really like it hot, Here's the one that hits the spot, honey, Oh yes, And if you wanna get it done, Then you got to get the one, The one who's got it going on, If you want to make it last, Then know this to the last, Baby's, got to be the best, Tonight, yeah, If you want it to be good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! If you really want it good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! Get it like it could be.
Lucius whispering feverently to Snape: I swear it's you who taught him do the hip thing like Shakira, not me!
Goyle and Crabbe: Would be!
Draco: Yeah, like it should be,
All: If you want it to be good girl, Get yourself a bad boy!
Draco: If you like it innovative, Got to get someone creative, honey, And if you want it to be jammin', Got to get someone slamming, baby, And if you want to get it done, Then you got to get the one, The one whose got it going on, Then know this to the last, Baby's, got to be the best, Tonight, yeah, If you want it to be good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! If you really want it good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! If you really want it good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! Get it like it could be.
Goyle and Crabbe: Would be!
Draco: Yeah, like it should be,
All: If you want it to be good girl, Get yourself a bad boy!
Dean Thomas: *Shuddered
Draco: Now listen.
Crabbe and Goyle: There's a fine!
Draco: Your mama shouldn't know.
Crabbe and Goyle: There's a fine!
Draco: I really want to show.
Crabbe and Goyle: There's a fine!
Draco: I want to show you how!
All: So wont you let me show you right now!
Draco: And if you wanna get it done, Then you got to get the one, The one who's got it going on, If you want to make it last, Then know this to the last, Baby's, got to be the best, If you want it to be good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! That's right! If you really want it good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! If you really want it, If you really want it, Get it like it could be.
Goyle and Crabbe: Would be!
Draco: Yeah, like it should be, If you want it to be good, Got to be like it should!
Crabbe and Goyle: If you really want it good.
Harry sits in front row seat, drooling and staring at Draco. "Oi! Harry, what's the matter, mate?" Said a very disturbed Ronald Weasly. "What? What did you say?" Asked Harry as he came out of his.well state, and made up a quick lie. " Blimey, Ron, you have to speak louder, did you see Dra- err- Malfoy, I was about to barf!" But not all were fooled, and a red headed girl sat behind the curtains screaming, "DAMN YOU BUZZ LIGHTYEAR DAMN Y- oh, ahem- DAMN YOU DRACO MALFOY, DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!
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Sirius Black and Remus Lupin sneak up to the back of the great hall where Snape hands them some youth potion thingy-midgiger, and give Padfoot a good kick before they walk onto the stage.
Black: Ah, Maurders, One time, here we go.
Snape: They must mean one more time, stupid Griffindorks.
Lupin: I can tell when I step in love, And saw you standing there, A thought about the way you move, I couldn't help the way I stare, There was some mysterious force, Leading me here to you.
Black: Leading him to you!
Semeus Finnegan: Who the hell is the other guy?
Harry *nervous: Heh, heh, heh.dunno.
Lupin: So I stood there watching, I was hypnotized, By the rhythm of your body, And the music in your eyes.
Both: I was lost inside a world with you! Hey Mr. DJ keep play' in this song for me, Out on the floor in my arms, She's got to be! Lets get on, Jam all night long, Mr DJ, Mr DJ! Play it, play it for me.
Ron: Who is Mr. Dee Jay?
Black: Now it feels little like movement, Ever beat across the floor, Every move that your body makes, Only makes me want you more, And it seems like times moving fast, How can we make it last?
Both: Make it last!
Lupin: As you keep on dancing, I was hypnotized, By the rhythm of your body, And the music in your eyes. Both: I was lost inside a world with you! Hey Mr. DJ keep play' in this song for me, Out on the floor in my arms, She's got to be! Lets get on, Jam all night long, Mr DJ, Mr DJ! Play it, play it, and play it for me. Close your eyes, And imagine, just imagine, Let the music; let the music put you in a zone, I get lost, lost inside, When you do the things you do, Work that body for me! Hey Mr DJ, Jam all night long, Hey Mr DJ, Play that song for me, Hey Mr DJ, Jam all night long, Hey Mr DJ, Play that song for me! Hey Mr. DJ keep play' in this song for me, Out on the floor in my arms, She's got to be! Lets get on, Jam all night long, Mr DJ, Mr DJ! Play it, DJ! Hey, Mr DJ, Keep play' in this song for me, Out on the floor in my arms, She's got to be, Let's get it on, Jam all night long, Mr DJ, Mr DJ, Play it, play it for me DJ, Hey Mr. DJ keep play' in this song for me, Out on the floor in my arms, She's got to be! Lets get on, Jam all night long, Mr DJ, Mr DJ! Play it Mr DJ, Keep it Coming Mr DJ, Keep it Coming Mr DJ, Keep it Coming Mr DJ.
"Well, wasn't that. erm.interesting," said Dumbledore as he stumbled over words, an all time first, "Next we have Mr. Draco Malfoy and Crap.Excuse me, Crabbe, and Goyle, singing.something."
Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape lean forward in their chairs next, and they will soon regret it, because Goyle can't even sing the Oscamier Weiner song.
Draco: If you want it to be good girl, Get yourself a bad boy!
Goyle and Crabbe: Uhhhh.*Draco comes up and shoves them to the side*
Draco: Yeah, I like this, If you want it to be wild, Got to know this to the dial, baby, That's me, If you really like it hot, Here's the one that hits the spot, honey, Oh yes, And if you wanna get it done, Then you got to get the one, The one who's got it going on, If you want to make it last, Then know this to the last, Baby's, got to be the best, Tonight, yeah, If you want it to be good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! If you really want it good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! Get it like it could be.
Lucius whispering feverently to Snape: I swear it's you who taught him do the hip thing like Shakira, not me!
Goyle and Crabbe: Would be!
Draco: Yeah, like it should be,
All: If you want it to be good girl, Get yourself a bad boy!
Draco: If you like it innovative, Got to get someone creative, honey, And if you want it to be jammin', Got to get someone slamming, baby, And if you want to get it done, Then you got to get the one, The one whose got it going on, Then know this to the last, Baby's, got to be the best, Tonight, yeah, If you want it to be good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! If you really want it good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! If you really want it good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! Get it like it could be.
Goyle and Crabbe: Would be!
Draco: Yeah, like it should be,
All: If you want it to be good girl, Get yourself a bad boy!
Dean Thomas: *Shuddered
Draco: Now listen.
Crabbe and Goyle: There's a fine!
Draco: Your mama shouldn't know.
Crabbe and Goyle: There's a fine!
Draco: I really want to show.
Crabbe and Goyle: There's a fine!
Draco: I want to show you how!
All: So wont you let me show you right now!
Draco: And if you wanna get it done, Then you got to get the one, The one who's got it going on, If you want to make it last, Then know this to the last, Baby's, got to be the best, If you want it to be good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! That's right! If you really want it good girl, Get yourself a bad boy! If you really want it, If you really want it, Get it like it could be.
Goyle and Crabbe: Would be!
Draco: Yeah, like it should be, If you want it to be good, Got to be like it should!
Crabbe and Goyle: If you really want it good.
Harry sits in front row seat, drooling and staring at Draco. "Oi! Harry, what's the matter, mate?" Said a very disturbed Ronald Weasly. "What? What did you say?" Asked Harry as he came out of his.well state, and made up a quick lie. " Blimey, Ron, you have to speak louder, did you see Dra- err- Malfoy, I was about to barf!" But not all were fooled, and a red headed girl sat behind the curtains screaming, "DAMN YOU BUZZ LIGHTYEAR DAMN Y- oh, ahem- DAMN YOU DRACO MALFOY, DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!
*ME: BWA! Now I shall send out my leading weapon for the next intermission, BRANDON HOMO, er, KOMO! Review! I want reviews!