Chapter Three: Herm-ninny!
Hermione, quite surprisingly walks up.willingly, on to the stage, and looks like Gwen Stefani (sp?), and start to sing.
Granger: Oh, baby, baby, Oh, baby, baby, Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know? That something wasn't right here, Oh baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go, And now you're right outside, yeah, Show me, how you want it to be, Tell me baby, cause I need to know now, What, because, my loneliness is killing me, And I must confess, I still believe, Still believe!
*She walks toward the "Serpents" table, and well starts doing the kind of dance moves you'll see in Coyote Ugly (great movie, really.).In front of Snape. Snape takes a drink to try and hide his smile, and Lucius and McNair smile knowingly, Draco makes unpleasant facial movements.
When I'm not with you I lose my mind, Give me a sign! Hit me baby, one more time! Oh, baby, baby, the reason I work is you,
*Lucius running around doing happy dance with a bland-looking Draco, while Severus, as usual, scowls a scowl that could make Yoda kneel over, dead. "I knew it, I knew, Malfoy's are always right! Boo Yeah!"
Man, you've got me blinded, I tell you baby, there's nothing that I wouldn't do, Nothing, hey, I'm blinded, Show me, how you want it to be, Tell me baby, cause I need to know now, What, because, my loneliness is killing me, And I must confess, I still believe, Still believe! When I'm not with you I lose my mind, Give me a sign! Hit me baby, one more time! Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know? Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go, I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now Don't you know, I still believe? And you will be here, And give me a sign, Hot me baby one more time! My loneliness is killing me, And I must confess, I still believe, Still believe! When I'm with you, I lose my mind, Give me a sign, Hit me baby one more time! I just confess.
She ran of leaving a very happy Severus Snape; well, as happy as Snape could be, I think. Also, It just happens to be, that after the Harry/Draco incident, that Ron went to join Ginny in her suspicious seating arrangements. They were both cursing:
"DAMN YOU STAR COMMAND, DAMN Y- err- DAMN YOU SLYTHERINS, DAMN YOU!" They screamed, while there loud weasel-like voices were so strong that they knocked over Prof. Flitwick, and he took a point off Griffindor. Now Ginny's hair wasn't like fire for no reason, and she wanted Harry's attention, instead of Neville Longbottoms, for just once. So, she walks up onto the stage, clad in leather, well barely clad in anything at all.
Weasly: Baby, I'm so into you, You've got that something, what can I do? Baby, you spin me around, The earth is moving,
Ron: Blimey! The Earth moves?!?!?!?
Hermione exasperatedly: Yes, Ron, the earth moves, and it's round!
Gred and Forge: NO! It's flat! We have evidence!
Harry shudders at the thought of how exactly they acquired that evidence (hint, hint)
But I can't feel the ground, Every time you look at me, My heart is jumping; it's easy to see, Loving you means so much more, More than anything I've felt before! You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep, I'm so excited, I'm in too deep, Oh, crazy, But it feels all right, Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night! Tell me, your so into me, That I'm the only one you will see, Tell me, I'm not in the blue, That I'm not wasting my feelings on you, Loving you means so much more, More than anything I've felt before! You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep, I'm so excited, I'm in too deep, Oh, crazy, But it feels all right, Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night! Oh, crazy, I just can't sleep, I'm so excited, I'm in too deep, Oh, crazy, But it feels all right, Every day and every night! You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep, I'm so excited, I'm in too deep, Oh, crazy, But it feels all right, Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night. Baby thinking of you, keeps me up all night!
As Ginny walked off, she blew Harry a kiss, he managed a weak smile, but to tell the truth he was really thinking, "Awww, fuck, she's not comeing onto me again is she?"
Me: Now onto another intermission! Bring out the schools wannabe Power Puff girls! Meet Rachel, Alyssa, Spencer, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnd Katelyn!
Hermione, quite surprisingly walks up.willingly, on to the stage, and looks like Gwen Stefani (sp?), and start to sing.
Granger: Oh, baby, baby, Oh, baby, baby, Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know? That something wasn't right here, Oh baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go, And now you're right outside, yeah, Show me, how you want it to be, Tell me baby, cause I need to know now, What, because, my loneliness is killing me, And I must confess, I still believe, Still believe!
*She walks toward the "Serpents" table, and well starts doing the kind of dance moves you'll see in Coyote Ugly (great movie, really.).In front of Snape. Snape takes a drink to try and hide his smile, and Lucius and McNair smile knowingly, Draco makes unpleasant facial movements.
When I'm not with you I lose my mind, Give me a sign! Hit me baby, one more time! Oh, baby, baby, the reason I work is you,
*Lucius running around doing happy dance with a bland-looking Draco, while Severus, as usual, scowls a scowl that could make Yoda kneel over, dead. "I knew it, I knew, Malfoy's are always right! Boo Yeah!"
Man, you've got me blinded, I tell you baby, there's nothing that I wouldn't do, Nothing, hey, I'm blinded, Show me, how you want it to be, Tell me baby, cause I need to know now, What, because, my loneliness is killing me, And I must confess, I still believe, Still believe! When I'm not with you I lose my mind, Give me a sign! Hit me baby, one more time! Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know? Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go, I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now Don't you know, I still believe? And you will be here, And give me a sign, Hot me baby one more time! My loneliness is killing me, And I must confess, I still believe, Still believe! When I'm with you, I lose my mind, Give me a sign, Hit me baby one more time! I just confess.
She ran of leaving a very happy Severus Snape; well, as happy as Snape could be, I think. Also, It just happens to be, that after the Harry/Draco incident, that Ron went to join Ginny in her suspicious seating arrangements. They were both cursing:
"DAMN YOU STAR COMMAND, DAMN Y- err- DAMN YOU SLYTHERINS, DAMN YOU!" They screamed, while there loud weasel-like voices were so strong that they knocked over Prof. Flitwick, and he took a point off Griffindor. Now Ginny's hair wasn't like fire for no reason, and she wanted Harry's attention, instead of Neville Longbottoms, for just once. So, she walks up onto the stage, clad in leather, well barely clad in anything at all.
Weasly: Baby, I'm so into you, You've got that something, what can I do? Baby, you spin me around, The earth is moving,
Ron: Blimey! The Earth moves?!?!?!?
Hermione exasperatedly: Yes, Ron, the earth moves, and it's round!
Gred and Forge: NO! It's flat! We have evidence!
Harry shudders at the thought of how exactly they acquired that evidence (hint, hint)
But I can't feel the ground, Every time you look at me, My heart is jumping; it's easy to see, Loving you means so much more, More than anything I've felt before! You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep, I'm so excited, I'm in too deep, Oh, crazy, But it feels all right, Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night! Tell me, your so into me, That I'm the only one you will see, Tell me, I'm not in the blue, That I'm not wasting my feelings on you, Loving you means so much more, More than anything I've felt before! You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep, I'm so excited, I'm in too deep, Oh, crazy, But it feels all right, Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night! Oh, crazy, I just can't sleep, I'm so excited, I'm in too deep, Oh, crazy, But it feels all right, Every day and every night! You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep, I'm so excited, I'm in too deep, Oh, crazy, But it feels all right, Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night. Baby thinking of you, keeps me up all night!
As Ginny walked off, she blew Harry a kiss, he managed a weak smile, but to tell the truth he was really thinking, "Awww, fuck, she's not comeing onto me again is she?"
Me: Now onto another intermission! Bring out the schools wannabe Power Puff girls! Meet Rachel, Alyssa, Spencer, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnd Katelyn!