I'm back. Sorry I been busy the last couple of days...I'm soo addicted to Saiyuki....I made this folder...it contains info about the characters... pictures... stories...I also got a copy of the second season...lol...I got a case for it...n I decorated the cover and the CD. Ne, ne...one of the reviewer brought up a good point...That is Goku's real name...Goku when he was nameless in heaven...but...shouldn't he get rename once the group finds out its a girl? I HAVE NO ENGLISH...I repeat. I HAVE NO ENGLISH I SUCK AT GRAMMAR I DEPEND ON MICROSOFT WORDS TO HELP ME WITH MY GRAMMAR....I'm doing a little better if you guys ever saw one of my very first fanfic...this is consider great GREAT improvement.

A Girl no way

Part 4

By da

"Hey saru, wake up!" said Gojyo as he shook his companion awake.

"Leave me alone, I'm sleepy," Goku whined turning in her tent while she continued sleeping.

Gojyo smirk.

"Don't say I didn't warn you when Sanzo comes in here with the gun," Gojyo said packing up.

A figure shot up in her sleeping bag and hurried out while frantically packing up for the trip. She wasn't stupid enough to test Sanzo's wrath.

"I'm ready," she yelled as she sat in the backseat.

She finally looked around only to realize Hakkai and Sanzo were still sleeping.

"..."

"Chi, I didn't know you were that afraid of Sanzo," Gojyo said sitting next to her.

"I'm not stupid enough to piss him off," Goku said yawning.

"If there's nothing else I'm going back to bed," Goku said turning to her side ignoring Gojyo.

"Bakasaru, you sleep too much, it won't hurt if you lose a little bit of sleep," Gojyo said towering over Goku. "Don't you have anything better to do than annoyed me?" she asked taking no notice of the figure over her head.

"Baka, if I did have something better to do, do you think I'll be bugging you right now?" he asked settling back down.

"All I really wanted was an explanation," he said facing away from Goku.

"What kind of explanation," she asked.

"The one where it includes you dressing as a guy," Gojyo said closing his eyes.

He knew what was going to come...the monkey was too predictable whether it was a girl or guy. He started the counting. 3...2...1...

"NANI?" Goku asked once again, she shot up in her seat.

"What makes you think I'm not a guy?" Goku asked once she got her body to calm down.

"Ne, you do know they'll know sooner or later right?" Gojyo said ignoring her comment.

Goku sighed.

"I know, but hey what can I do? Go up to them and say, guess what did you know I was a girl? I bet I had you fooled." She giggled as she settled back down in her seat.

"They'll probably kick me out; they think girls are a hassle." Goku said leaning on her arm facing Gojyo. (And we all know how NOT true that is right?? Girls are never hassle...anyone want to say anything against that?? ^_^)

"You're not that bad," Gojyo said facing Goku.

"After all you're pretty smart for a saru," he said jumping out of the jeep.

"I'm NOT A SARU," Goku yelled after him.

"DAMN YOU CURRUPT MONK, DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD WAKE UP NOW?!?!?!" Gojyo yelled.

Sanzo shot up in his bag and took out his gun and shot at Gojyo.

Gojyo laughed as he duck in time as the bullet went sailing pass him and buried itself into the trunk of a tree.

"Ne, your aim got worst," Gojyo said as he looked at the monk and at the bullet in the tree.

Goku winced as he looked at Sanzo.

Sanzo struggled with his inner self. Stress marks could be seen all over his face. Sanzo calmly took a breath.

"You know your hair will turn white at the rate at which you're stressing, and then you won't just be a bald monk but a shiny bald monk," Gojyo said as he walked off.

5...4...3...2...1...Gojyo counted to himself.

"NANI?!?! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE TODAY!!!!!!" Sanzo yelled as he went after Gojyo.

Gojyo laughed as he took off into the forest with Sanzo hot on his heels.

Hakkai smiled.

"Isn't it just a calm and beautiful day today?" Hakkai commented after the two took off.

Bullets could be heard as well as shouting.

*1 hour later*

"Ne Hakkai, you think we should find them now?" Goku asked patting his stomach after breakfast.

"Don't worry they know the way back," Hakkai said relaxing.

"Demo...what if something happen to the two?" Goku asked biting her lip.

"Gojyo deserved it," Hakkai said smiling as he lean back to take a nap.

"Demo...I'm worried," she said.

"DAMN YOU STUPID CURRUPTED MONK LET GO OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!" a voice was heard.

"Eh?" Goku asked looking in the direction she heard the voice.

"Chi, you started it," Sanzo said as he appeared from the trees dragging along a brownish color lump that was moving.

Sanzo kicked Gojyo.

"That's wha- OW FUCK!!!" Sanzo yelled holding his hand where Gojyo had just bit him. Sanzo snarled as he grabbed a hold of Gojyo's hair.

"DAMN YOU STUPID PERVERTED LITTLE WATER DEMON IDIOT!!!" Sanzo yelled beating Gojyo up with the fan.

Gojyo smirk even from the pain of the fan.

He grabbed a hold of Sanzo and kissed him right on the lips.

"You know you're really sexy when you're mad," Gojyo said wrapping his arms around Sanzo.

Goku and Hakkai stared at the two in shock.

"Want me to kiss the pain away?" Gojyo asked ask he closed his eyes smiling.

Sanzo shook with anger.

Gojyo held Sanzo at arms length and looked at him.

Sanzo snarled and tackled Gojyo to the floor.

"DAMN YOU!!! HOW DARE YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME?!?!?!" Sanzo yelled as once again our beloved Sanzo beats Gojyo. (I dont mean to be mean to Gojyo...but its funny...n yes I do love Gojyo...)

"Ma, ma, I think that this went far enough," Hakkai said.

Sanzo growled as he glared at Gojyo who smiled and winked at him.

"Ne...Sanzo how about you and me together tonight?" Gojyo asked seductively.

"That's enough Gojyo at least wait till we get to town," Hakkai said as the four piled into the jeep.

"Ne Goku, I'll trade you seats," Gojyo said winking at Goku.

Goku smiled as she sat behind Hakkai not noticing the glare that Sanzo gave her.

"Don't touch me," Sanzo said hitting away Gojyo's hand.

"Ne, Sanzo...with the way you act it's only turning me on more," Gojyo said wrapping his arms about Sanzo.

Sanzo closed his eyes and took a deep breath. DAMMIT IT'S NOT WORKING!! SCREW IT Sanzo yelled in his mind. He growled as he turned around in his seats and punched Gojyo.

Gojyo caught the punch and pulled the monk from his seat into the backseat onto Gojyo's lap.

Sanzo growled as Goku sat fearfully in her corner. She never knew how braved or stupid Gojyo was.

Hakkai stepped on the peddle hoping that they got to town before anyone dies.

Taking out his fan, Sanzo proceed to kill Gojyo.

"WHY YOU STUPID MONSTER, I SHOULD JUST KILL YOU OFF TO SAVE ME HEADACHS," Sanzo yelled.

Gojyo pouted and only wrapped his arms around Sanzo tighter.

At that moment Gojyo felt cold...very cold. Gojyo looked at the monk only to notice a very evil and powerful aura surrounding the monk.

With one hand Sanzo grabbed a hold of Gojyo and threw him in the front seat. Sanzo made himself comfortable glaring at Goku who sat next to him. Only silence and occasionally whacking was heard.

Luckily for them, they were able to reach the next town by afternoon.

Sanzo got out of the jeep before it stopped as he stomped his way in the inn to the innkeeper.

"4 rooms," he whispered quietly freaking out the owner.

The owner nodded fearfully as he led the four to their room.

The three happened to be cheerful only upsetting Sanzo more.

Sanzo took the first room and slammed the door shut.

"Um...is your friend ok?" the innkeeper asked.

"Yes, he's just in a bad mood," Gojyo said smiling.

"I'll take this one," Gojyo said dropping his stuff inside and closing the door behind it.

The others blinked as he went back the way they came.

Gojyo smirked as he opened the door slowly revealing the monk in his normal attire of black on the bed with his hand over his eyes.

Gojyo quietly crept towards the bed careful not to make any noises.

As soon as he reached the bed a gun was pointed at his head. "Don't you have anything better to do?" the monk asked without removing his arm.

Gojyo leaned over and wrapped his arms around Sanzo and nuzzle the latter's neck.

"I just came to tell you something..."Gojyo trailed off when he felt Sanzo stiffen under him.

"You better say it quickly before I shoot," he said pushing the gun closer to Gojyo's head.

"I just wanted to say..."Gojyo said blowing on his neck.

"Just wanted to say that...I GOT YOU HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS!!!"Gojyo yelled running towards the door not looking back.

He didn't need to look back to know the scene behind him. He ducked after hearing a click and gunshots.

He quickly opened the door and ran down the hallway to his room.

People poked their heads out at the sound of gun fire only to lock the door seeing a monk holding a gun chasing after some guy with red hair.

Gojyo quickly ran into his room and locked the door.

Gun blasts were heard as Gojyo leaned away from the door.

Several holes were seen about where Gojyo's head was.
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I know the ending was kinda stupid...but what u guys think?? Lol...it didn't come out like I thought it was...it just popped into my head when Gojyo bit Sanzo...cuz I was typing what...and I never finished the word...and then it popped into my head. Whatcha think?? RR plz