Title Scenes you'll never see on the show. 1/?
author: Theresa Clemons.
feedback:
1. traci98503@yahoo.com.
category: humor
rating: pg. some profanity.
Alien ship???? (not an actual episode)
Scully sees a bright light, flashing through her window. she runs
out.
her brother Bill follows her.
Bill: Dana what's wrong?
Scully: leave me alone.
Bill: Dana, for god's sake!
Scully: back off!
their mother runs out.
mrs. Scully; what's going on.
Bill: nothing mother, just go back to bed now.
Mrs. Scully: Bill?
Bill: JUST do it!!
Scully: don't you yell at my mother like that!
Bill: she's my mother too. maybe I should reveal you real
relationship with Mulder.
Scully: yeah, well maybe I should call your wife and tell her you
wet the bed till you were 17!
mrs. Scully: by the way, I want your sheets.
Scully: can't you see what's happening? they're after me, and all
you're worried about is your laundry.
Bill: who is after you.
{her back is turned and pointing.}
Scully: Themmmmm!
(she didn't realize her finger was pointing at a teenaged
couple, upon hearing this, they run down the street.}
no, wait, not you sorry. she falls to her knees.
and starts to cry,
mrs. scully: get up Dana I just washed that night gown this morning.
Bill is opening and slamming his car door.
Bill: Why- does- every -thing have- to revolve-around-her? maybe I
would- like- to- have- some issues-myyyyyseellllf!!! he continues
the opening and slamming of the car door. he gets tired and joins
his mother.
mrs. Scully: feel better now?
up in the sky, what Scully thought to be an alien ship. is actually a
helicopter flying low to avoid the fog.
Pilot#1: man those are some messed up people down there.
pilot#2: oh god, poor guy, knee to the groin.
Pilot#1: that's gotta leave a mark.
they go up higher as the fog thins.
Musings Of the Cigarette Smoking Man take 1.
Cancer man is walking along and talking.
cancerman: Life is a journey we must all take. Doesn't matter,
who walks on ya, who lies to ya, who steps on ya.
he is so lost in his thoughts, he doesn't realize, he's stepped in
dog doo. Until the last minute.
Cancerman: doesn't matter- ( he sniffs the air, and then looks down.)
( trying to scrape the dog crap off his shoe) God damn it all to
hell!
End.
Notes: there will be more later, I promise.
author: Theresa Clemons.
feedback:
1. traci98503@yahoo.com.
category: humor
rating: pg. some profanity.
Alien ship???? (not an actual episode)
Scully sees a bright light, flashing through her window. she runs
out.
her brother Bill follows her.
Bill: Dana what's wrong?
Scully: leave me alone.
Bill: Dana, for god's sake!
Scully: back off!
their mother runs out.
mrs. Scully; what's going on.
Bill: nothing mother, just go back to bed now.
Mrs. Scully: Bill?
Bill: JUST do it!!
Scully: don't you yell at my mother like that!
Bill: she's my mother too. maybe I should reveal you real
relationship with Mulder.
Scully: yeah, well maybe I should call your wife and tell her you
wet the bed till you were 17!
mrs. Scully: by the way, I want your sheets.
Scully: can't you see what's happening? they're after me, and all
you're worried about is your laundry.
Bill: who is after you.
{her back is turned and pointing.}
Scully: Themmmmm!
(she didn't realize her finger was pointing at a teenaged
couple, upon hearing this, they run down the street.}
no, wait, not you sorry. she falls to her knees.
and starts to cry,
mrs. scully: get up Dana I just washed that night gown this morning.
Bill is opening and slamming his car door.
Bill: Why- does- every -thing have- to revolve-around-her? maybe I
would- like- to- have- some issues-myyyyyseellllf!!! he continues
the opening and slamming of the car door. he gets tired and joins
his mother.
mrs. Scully: feel better now?
up in the sky, what Scully thought to be an alien ship. is actually a
helicopter flying low to avoid the fog.
Pilot#1: man those are some messed up people down there.
pilot#2: oh god, poor guy, knee to the groin.
Pilot#1: that's gotta leave a mark.
they go up higher as the fog thins.
Musings Of the Cigarette Smoking Man take 1.
Cancer man is walking along and talking.
cancerman: Life is a journey we must all take. Doesn't matter,
who walks on ya, who lies to ya, who steps on ya.
he is so lost in his thoughts, he doesn't realize, he's stepped in
dog doo. Until the last minute.
Cancerman: doesn't matter- ( he sniffs the air, and then looks down.)
( trying to scrape the dog crap off his shoe) God damn it all to
hell!
End.
Notes: there will be more later, I promise.