By: Koolaid

I don't own anything.

The D double faced O pinionatedly R aunchy K inky S ayians A.k.a. The Dorks

17,Freya: The bitch of the group, also the leader. She is Devilish, almost evil. Homicidal. Puts the R in dorks. 15,Bulma: Sometimes she is NARRATIVE, creates all weapons, drugs, and toys. Puts the O in dorks. 16,Chichi: Strict, lady-like, and cautious. Full blood but turned her back on her race. Put the S in dorks. 18, 18: Nasty, the slut of the group. Sex obsessed. Disturbed. Puts the K in dorks. 14 Launch: Jackal and Hyde case, two faced, split personality. Puts the D in dorks.

D. O. R. K. S is a group of upset teens that strike back against superiors, rules, and laws. They are drug addicts and are known by every Sayian alive. Except the Royal house who could care less. All had spent time at a juvenile and an asylum in the palace. Each had therapy, and spent time in the nut house. Each has A+s on Plants, Explosives, and History. Freya has a B- in psychology and they have Ds on the other subjects. They are attracted to only dirty people, and have a thing for making fool of each other and other people.
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"Sure why not?" Bulma said with a beam and a seductive glint in her eyes.

"Okay." He said with a snort. She only pushed him into the boy dorm rolling her eyes.

"So abusive…" He murmured playfully as she went to their music system. She played a song Freya and her loved to listen to when they were high; it was Avant making good love. She began snapping her fingers and moving her hips and legs to the beats of the song. Vegeta watched amused as she approached him.

"So how do you like it?" He asked as she grinded into his hips with her own trying to put him in the mood.

"Well personally I like it nice…" She whispered in his ear.

"Nice?" He asked arching an eyebrow.

"I make love… I don't just have plain old sex. Unless it is a rape." She said and licked his ear.

"You like making love… and it must be nice." He concluded trying to annoy her.

"Yes that is what I said. How do you like it?" She asked.

"Pretty much anyway." He chuckled. She snorted then eeped as he picked her up by her buttocks then carried her to his room.

She kissed him softly, her chapped lips sticking to his over-licked lips before finally running her tongue across his bottom lip then rolling it around in his mouth, his following hers. He placed his hand on her bottom pushing her up against him while rolling around till he was on top. He broke the kiss trailing light as a feather kisses on her cheek and down her neck. He began sucking and licking on her neck while wrestling with her bra straps. Finally he released her mounds from the annoying garment. He engaged in her neck, and then kissed down to her breasts. He took one nipple in his mouth and blew on her skin leaving a layer of goose bumps. He then made his way to her woman hood and inserted his tongue, sucking, chewing, licking, and blowing his way to her climax. She let out a throaty moan as she came all over his face. He grinned devilishly as he got every last dribble. She sucked in hard and pinched her nipples, trying to rid herself of the stinging sensation. She hissed and gasped. He smirked and began tickling her hips with the tips of his fingertips. He began kissing her with so much fire a stinging sensation built up in the pit of their stomachs as he thrust into her. She moaned out as he pulled her onto his lap and draped her arms over his shoulder and let her clang to him as he continued his assault. He grunted softly in her ear as he propelled himself into her.

"Oh god…" She groaned as he crammed himself into her releasing as she came. He flopped her over so she was on her stomach and he was on top of her. He started prodding into her raising her hips to come with his blows. He finally ended up making her stand on all fours to let him do away with her, pleasuring her and him to greater extents.

"Vegeta…" She murmured in his ear between moans, whimpers, gasps, and hisses.

"Hmm?" He asked as he brought her down so hard it made her walls clamp down on his member. She leaned back so her back was against his chest and laid her head against his shoulder as he pinched her nipples in-between his fingers.

"I love you." She whispered. She scraped her teeth on the side of his neck and groaned as she came, Vegeta grunted as he came. He laid her down and positioned himself on top of her. He nipped at her chin and rubbed his nose against hers she giggled and sighed pleased. Then he bit her. She growled animalistic and bit him back.

They laid in silence; he was tickling her back with the tips of his fingers. He kissed her softly on her forehead.

"How old are you?" Bulma asked Vegeta.

"You tell me how old you are first." He said.

"Ignorant! I am 15." She said and ignored him as he sat straight up.

"I am like child molesting right now!" He groaned and laid back.

"I am not a child… how old are you?" She asked hesitantly.

"23."

*** Freya's thoughts during coma… ***

'The D.O.R.K. S. is dead.'

'It's your fault…'

'What? Whose there? Show yourself you bitch!'

'My! Oh my! You are potty mouth. I am coming to receive you, you naughty little girl. You didn't obey their laws so you are free from my probation… and dead in their terms.'

'Frieza you gay, motherfucking, slutty lizard!'

'Frieza? Bitch I am the devil! I am all the drugs you've taken in the past couple of years. I am all the people you have killed. I am all the people you should've killed. I am the end of you.'

'Whatever. I can't believe they ditched me like that.'

'That's life…'

'Don't comfort me! Stupid!'

'FINE!'

*** Hallucinogens ***

"I wonder what's going to happen in a couple of years." Chichi thought out loud.

"Well… we are going to be normal." 18 said cleaning out the drug drawers.

"I don't want to be normal." Launch (blue hair) whimpered.

"I know. We'll always be the D.O.R.K.S. though. We are going to be okay." 18 said as she allowed Launch to lean her head on her shoulder.

"I don't want to loose Freya. We treated her like shit…" Chichi said wiping a stray globule.

"She'll never forgive us. We'll send Bulma to talk to her…" 18 said and allowed Launch to weep freely.

"Where is Bulma?" Chichi asked.

"I don't know. What about you honey bun?" Launch asked.

"She's with Vegeta." 18 murmured with a slight smile.

"Get ready to celebrate we have a baby D.O.R.K.S. coming along! 'Remember the poem Freya came up with when her mom gave birth to her little sister. It went like…We going to Party till we stoned, we going to drink till we get boned. Let your man buy your smoke, remember don't speak while he pokes. Lick it before you stick it; love it before you fuck it. Wine me; dine me; 69 me. Love me; hug me; fuck me. We got it on tonight. Cause the D.O.R.K.S. going to treat you right'!"

"Yea remember Bulma's? 'Smoke a bowl a day, and drink you away. SNOB! You better slob on his knob like it's corn on the cob. Bitch this is my game. Freya lets do no shame. Pimping out you guy's piece of cake. I am not like her my boobs aren't fake! Want a down ass bitch come to me, and I'll make it tasty'. She got so much ass for that motto."

"Bulma's going to be a queen! Damn! We are bitches with the hots for the riches. Bling-Bling!" 18 said with her eyelashes blinking rapidly.

"I like that!" Chichi said imitating Left Eye from TLC.

"We be like… Life's a bitch. I swear to god! Take your chances. Too many questions and not enough answers. Life's a bitch. But we got our gold, rubies, and sapphire. We'll be okay until you retire! Ha! Now I got my own motto!" 18 said with a smirk and lie down next to launch and they started making out.

"Don't start dyking it out in front of me! UGH! Get a room!" Chichi muttered and left.

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Stop!

Should I make a lemon for Chichi and Kakkarott; Launch and 18; Freya and Radditz; and a Bulma and Vegeta or all of them in the next chapter?

Okay! PROCEED! )
Chichi continued her way to the cafeteria (where she quit a few days before) and ordered a Bloody Mary. She sat alone in a table in the corner and began sucking down on it. Every body was paring off but her. Even the cold-hearted Vegeta had a mate. Or she assumed he did. Freya… who vowed she would be a single parent has stolen the heart of the spunky, unique Radditz with long hair. Chichi remember everyone nearly choking on his or her spit because of the face he had made. And speaking of the devil…

"Hey." Radditz said and sat down across from her, as well as Kakkarott who gave her a goofy grin that tripled her heart rate.

"Hi. Are you okay?" She asked lady-like.

"Yeah I am fine. We just wanted to make sure that you knew since Freya nearly paid with her life for all of our foolishness we quit this gay battle of the sexes thing with all of us." Radditz said and stood up to leave but looked at Kakkarott questionably because he didn't budge. Kakkarott waved him off and sat across from Chichi. She looked amazing to him even though she wore simple clothing. She wore a shirt that had the 'shorty' logo on it and baggy jeans. On her face it said 'Chi' in fake diamond sticky tattoos. She smiled softly at him and pulled out her purse. Radditz left rolling his eyes.

"So how are you?" He asked her gazing into her eyes as she fumbled with her stuff.

"I am great now. Thanks for asking. So what's up?" She replied and pulled out a cigarette.

"Wait… don't ruin the moment with that stuff, it only kills. How about having dinner with me tonight?" He said nervously as he put out her cig with a blush.

"Oh I would love to! Would you like for me to cook?" She asked with a grin.

"Yes that would be awesome. Want to go for a walk?" He asked almost sheepishly.

"Yea, that'd be great." She said and grasped his hand and put her purse over her shoulder and pecked him on the cheek despite the blush he was modest.