By: Koolaid
I don't own anything.
The D double faced O opinionatedly R raunchy K inky S saiyans A.k.a. The Dorks
17,Freya: The bitch of the group, also the leader. She is Devilish, almost evil. Homicidal. Puts the R in dorks. 15,Bulma: Sometimes she is NARRATIVE, creates all weapons, drugs, and toys. Puts the O in dorks. 16,Chichi: Strict, lady-like, and cautious. Full blood but turned her back on her race. Put the S in dorks. 18, 18: Nasty, the slut of the group. Sex obsessed. Disturbed. Puts the K in dorks. 14 Launch: Jackal and Hyde case, two faced, split personality. Puts the D in dorks.
D. O. R. K. S is a group of upset teens that strike back against superiors, rules, and laws. They are drug addicts and are known by every Sayian alive. Except the Royal house who could care less. All had spent time at a juvenile and an asylum in the palace. Each had therapy, and spent time in the nut house. Each has A+s on Plants, Explosives, and History. Freya has a B- in psychology and they have Ds on the other subjects. They are attracted to only dirty people, and have a thing for making fool of each other and other people.
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(*** This chapter is like the next five years of all of the D.O.R.K.S. lives without Freya.)
*** Bulma's next five years ***
"What's the matter?" He asked as she stared at her hands uncomfortably.
"My period's late."
"You're expectant?" He asked and put a hand on her stomach. Certainly there was a swell. He grunted and looked at her questionably before asking, "Do you want this child? Then take the right as Sayian Queen?"
"Of course I want this child. And I want to be with you forever. I don't want you to get made fun of, or worse rebelled against. I want you to be happy. I want this child to live a good life. Not my life. I want she or he to have a life like yours." Bulma said with a warm smile.
"No *HE* won't have my life." He muttered and lay down with a loud sigh. "I am going to become a daddy."
"Oh you say it like it's a bad thing!" Bulma muttered and kissed him on the cheek. He smirked and pulled her underneath him. He kissed her softly and laid his head on top her belly listening to it as if waiting for a sign.
"I wonder what he's going to look like." Vegeta murmured.
"Why?"
"I don't know. I always wondered what my kid would look like. I hope he isn't a faggot." Vegeta murmured and lie down next to her.
"He wont be." Bulma said and snuggled into him; he hesitantly spooned her and kissed the top of her head.
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"I love you." 18 murmured then she swirled her tongue around Launches folds and lips. She breathed in and swallowed the liquids that came rustling into her mouth. She then allowed Launch's bad side torture her. (I am not into the dyke shit sorry y'all who are…)
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"That was so romantic…" Chichi said as they finished their picnic.
"Yeah it was." Kakkarott murmured while gazing lovely into her eyes. (How to people fuck when they are in love? I'll guess…) He slowly approached her and pecked her before kissing her with all the passion he could muster up. They undressed each other, skipping foreplay (that sucks… lol) and stayed up through the night moaning in love. (That sucked! Sex sucks when you are in love… unless you're a sick son of a bitch who is sex obsessed!)
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Five years later
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"BRAT EAT YOUR FOOD!" Vegeta yelled at the four-year-old.
"But daddy I'm not hungry!" He whined and played with his ears as if they were interesting.
"WOMAN!" Vegeta yelled at the top of his lungs.
"BULMA!" She yelled back then ran down the stairs in a tank top and pair of shorts. She kissed Trunks on the top of the head and passionately pecked (passionately pecked? Say what? Lol I amuse myself!) her husband on the lips and cleaned up the food.
"What's up?" He asked coming up from behind her.
"Well… we're going to the park outside of the palace. You know the one where they have toys and stuff." She began breathing heavily and sighing as her massaged her love handles, or what little she had.
"Mom? Dad?" The little boy asked wide eyed.
"Whoa! Trunks go up stairs and put on your shoes." Bulma said and poking Vegeta in the rib threateningly.
"Go get ready mister." Bulma said and was pulled into a fiery kiss only to have Kakkarott interrupt as he barged in.
"Hey guys… whoa! Not in front of the children!" Kakkarott said and closed his eyes and covered them as Chichi waddled in pregnant as a motherfucker.
"Whoa look at you! You little pig! You're huge!" Bulma teased and laughed 'WITH' (*at*…) Chichi.
"So where's the lesbians?" Vegeta asked annoyed figuring out everyone is coming.
"Stop it Vegeta!" Bulma said and playfully smacked him he just arched an eyebrow.
"We're right here." 18 said angrily as she walked in.
"Okay now we're off." Bulma said.
They all began moving towards the park, they all live in the palace mind you. Vegeta was going to be crowned as King as soon as Frieza died. Which could be never. They all were some what friends… Vegeta hated Bulma's friends and Bulma adored Vegetas.
"Daddy! Play basketball with me." Trunks demanded and pulled his dad down to his height by the arm.
"You mother spoiled you. Alright brat your going down!" Vegeta said and snitched the ball from his son and took off in a run as the little kid chased him screaming.
"He is such a good daddy." Bulma said proud getting sitting down on the picnic table, and watching them ignoring the snickers.
"Can you believe it took you guys one year to have a kid?" 18 asked shaking her head smoking a 'Doral' cigarette.
"No." Bulma murmured and scratched her neck. She snatched the beer from Launch and took a swig only to have Vegeta knock it out of her hand and sit next to her.
"Don't believe a word the little fuck says!" He said as the crying kid came up to her and crawled into her lap.
"Daddy losted my ball!" He cried; Bulma smacked Vegeta on the arm and comforted the boy.
"Little Nark!" Vegeta hissed and pointed off in the direction where he knocked the ball.
"Go get it hunny and then your father will play fairly. If he isn't too prick enough to handle it." Bulma said playfully.
"Daddy are you a prick?" He asked and looked at his dad who was furious.
"I am a god. Not a prick." He said and made the boy leave them to find his ball.
"You called yourself a god in front of my son?" Bulma asked picking up the bottle and finishing off what was left in it.
As they talked the little Trunks spotted his ball and bent down to pick it up but someone else did it for him.
"This your ball?"
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"Where's the brat?" Vegeta asked after several minutes.
"Uh oh I see it now! 'Future prince of Vegeta kidnapped'!" 18 joked getting a kick from Bulma as she stood up and scanned for her son and saw him walking up to them with a stranger.
"Now who in the hell…?" Launch asked and squinted but the person was wearing a hoodie, baggy jean pants, and a visor.
"Is that…?" Goku asked and squinted his eyes.
"No fucking way!" Vegeta said with a grin.
"What's cracking my fellow associates?"
"Freya?" Bulma asked.
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Ha Ha ha I am FUCKING EVIL! Lol I want five reviews god damn it.
I don't own anything.
The D double faced O opinionatedly R raunchy K inky S saiyans A.k.a. The Dorks
17,Freya: The bitch of the group, also the leader. She is Devilish, almost evil. Homicidal. Puts the R in dorks. 15,Bulma: Sometimes she is NARRATIVE, creates all weapons, drugs, and toys. Puts the O in dorks. 16,Chichi: Strict, lady-like, and cautious. Full blood but turned her back on her race. Put the S in dorks. 18, 18: Nasty, the slut of the group. Sex obsessed. Disturbed. Puts the K in dorks. 14 Launch: Jackal and Hyde case, two faced, split personality. Puts the D in dorks.
D. O. R. K. S is a group of upset teens that strike back against superiors, rules, and laws. They are drug addicts and are known by every Sayian alive. Except the Royal house who could care less. All had spent time at a juvenile and an asylum in the palace. Each had therapy, and spent time in the nut house. Each has A+s on Plants, Explosives, and History. Freya has a B- in psychology and they have Ds on the other subjects. They are attracted to only dirty people, and have a thing for making fool of each other and other people.
***
(*** This chapter is like the next five years of all of the D.O.R.K.S. lives without Freya.)
*** Bulma's next five years ***
"What's the matter?" He asked as she stared at her hands uncomfortably.
"My period's late."
"You're expectant?" He asked and put a hand on her stomach. Certainly there was a swell. He grunted and looked at her questionably before asking, "Do you want this child? Then take the right as Sayian Queen?"
"Of course I want this child. And I want to be with you forever. I don't want you to get made fun of, or worse rebelled against. I want you to be happy. I want this child to live a good life. Not my life. I want she or he to have a life like yours." Bulma said with a warm smile.
"No *HE* won't have my life." He muttered and lay down with a loud sigh. "I am going to become a daddy."
"Oh you say it like it's a bad thing!" Bulma muttered and kissed him on the cheek. He smirked and pulled her underneath him. He kissed her softly and laid his head on top her belly listening to it as if waiting for a sign.
"I wonder what he's going to look like." Vegeta murmured.
"Why?"
"I don't know. I always wondered what my kid would look like. I hope he isn't a faggot." Vegeta murmured and lie down next to her.
"He wont be." Bulma said and snuggled into him; he hesitantly spooned her and kissed the top of her head.
***
"I love you." 18 murmured then she swirled her tongue around Launches folds and lips. She breathed in and swallowed the liquids that came rustling into her mouth. She then allowed Launch's bad side torture her. (I am not into the dyke shit sorry y'all who are…)
***
"That was so romantic…" Chichi said as they finished their picnic.
"Yeah it was." Kakkarott murmured while gazing lovely into her eyes. (How to people fuck when they are in love? I'll guess…) He slowly approached her and pecked her before kissing her with all the passion he could muster up. They undressed each other, skipping foreplay (that sucks… lol) and stayed up through the night moaning in love. (That sucked! Sex sucks when you are in love… unless you're a sick son of a bitch who is sex obsessed!)
***
Five years later
***
"BRAT EAT YOUR FOOD!" Vegeta yelled at the four-year-old.
"But daddy I'm not hungry!" He whined and played with his ears as if they were interesting.
"WOMAN!" Vegeta yelled at the top of his lungs.
"BULMA!" She yelled back then ran down the stairs in a tank top and pair of shorts. She kissed Trunks on the top of the head and passionately pecked (passionately pecked? Say what? Lol I amuse myself!) her husband on the lips and cleaned up the food.
"What's up?" He asked coming up from behind her.
"Well… we're going to the park outside of the palace. You know the one where they have toys and stuff." She began breathing heavily and sighing as her massaged her love handles, or what little she had.
"Mom? Dad?" The little boy asked wide eyed.
"Whoa! Trunks go up stairs and put on your shoes." Bulma said and poking Vegeta in the rib threateningly.
"Go get ready mister." Bulma said and was pulled into a fiery kiss only to have Kakkarott interrupt as he barged in.
"Hey guys… whoa! Not in front of the children!" Kakkarott said and closed his eyes and covered them as Chichi waddled in pregnant as a motherfucker.
"Whoa look at you! You little pig! You're huge!" Bulma teased and laughed 'WITH' (*at*…) Chichi.
"So where's the lesbians?" Vegeta asked annoyed figuring out everyone is coming.
"Stop it Vegeta!" Bulma said and playfully smacked him he just arched an eyebrow.
"We're right here." 18 said angrily as she walked in.
"Okay now we're off." Bulma said.
They all began moving towards the park, they all live in the palace mind you. Vegeta was going to be crowned as King as soon as Frieza died. Which could be never. They all were some what friends… Vegeta hated Bulma's friends and Bulma adored Vegetas.
"Daddy! Play basketball with me." Trunks demanded and pulled his dad down to his height by the arm.
"You mother spoiled you. Alright brat your going down!" Vegeta said and snitched the ball from his son and took off in a run as the little kid chased him screaming.
"He is such a good daddy." Bulma said proud getting sitting down on the picnic table, and watching them ignoring the snickers.
"Can you believe it took you guys one year to have a kid?" 18 asked shaking her head smoking a 'Doral' cigarette.
"No." Bulma murmured and scratched her neck. She snatched the beer from Launch and took a swig only to have Vegeta knock it out of her hand and sit next to her.
"Don't believe a word the little fuck says!" He said as the crying kid came up to her and crawled into her lap.
"Daddy losted my ball!" He cried; Bulma smacked Vegeta on the arm and comforted the boy.
"Little Nark!" Vegeta hissed and pointed off in the direction where he knocked the ball.
"Go get it hunny and then your father will play fairly. If he isn't too prick enough to handle it." Bulma said playfully.
"Daddy are you a prick?" He asked and looked at his dad who was furious.
"I am a god. Not a prick." He said and made the boy leave them to find his ball.
"You called yourself a god in front of my son?" Bulma asked picking up the bottle and finishing off what was left in it.
As they talked the little Trunks spotted his ball and bent down to pick it up but someone else did it for him.
"This your ball?"
***
"Where's the brat?" Vegeta asked after several minutes.
"Uh oh I see it now! 'Future prince of Vegeta kidnapped'!" 18 joked getting a kick from Bulma as she stood up and scanned for her son and saw him walking up to them with a stranger.
"Now who in the hell…?" Launch asked and squinted but the person was wearing a hoodie, baggy jean pants, and a visor.
"Is that…?" Goku asked and squinted his eyes.
"No fucking way!" Vegeta said with a grin.
"What's cracking my fellow associates?"
"Freya?" Bulma asked.
***
Ha Ha ha I am FUCKING EVIL! Lol I want five reviews god damn it.