By: Koolaid
I don't own anything.
The D double faced O opinionatedly R raunchy K inky S saiyans A.k.a. The Dorks
17,Freya: The bitch of the group, also the leader. She is Devilish, almost evil. Homicidal. Puts the R in dorks. 15,Bulma: Sometimes she is NARRATIVE, creates all weapons, drugs, and toys. Puts the O in dorks. 16,Chichi: Strict, lady-like, and cautious. Full blood but turned her back on her race. Put the S in dorks. 18, 18: Nasty, the slut of the group. Sex obsessed. Disturbed. Puts the K in dorks. 14 Launch: Jackal and Hyde case, two faced, split personality. Puts the D in dorks.
D. O. R. K. S is a posse of upset teens that strike back against superiors, rules, and laws. They are drug addicts and are known by every Sayian alive. Except the Royal house who could care less. All had spent time at a juvenile and an asylum in the palace. Each had therapy, and spent time in the nut house. Each has A+s on Plants, Explosives, and History. Freya has a B- in psychology and they have Ds on the other subjects. They are attracted to only dirty people, and have a thing for making fool of each other and other people.
***
"Freya?"
"Yup!" She said and bent down to Trunk's height.
"Do you want to play hide and go seek?" Freya asked.
"Yea!"
"Well go over to that tree and count to one hundred."
"Okay!" He said.
"So what is up?" She asked and took out a bong and started puffing down on it before Vegeta snatched it from her.
"Things have changed pot head." He growled.
"Kiss my ass. You guys spent the last five years deciding all this while I was practically dead! I will smoke if I want to! I can't eat meat. I can't eat vegetables. The only god damn thing I can do is smoke and eat fruit so shut the fuck up!" She yelled.
"Don't tell me what to do! I can have you killed in an instance."
"Unlike you, I haven't changed." Freya hissed.
"What do you mean?" 18 asked.
"I will welcome death with open arms but… I'll kill myself before you can touch me."
"You really know how to put someone in a bad mood." Chichi mumbled and busted the bong.
"Shut up. You're all sick! You are all porking with men who once wanted to kill us." Freya said. She looked different. She was thinner and stronger then last time. Her long hair was chopped into a messy boy style cut.
"Damn it! LET IT GO!" Bulma screamed.
"Gotcha!" Trunks said grabbing a hold of Freya's shirt. She picked him up and put him in her seat.
"Hey kid I have to go. Do you remember what I told you?" Freya asked.
"Yup! Only pussies cheat with little kids! Can I have another sucker?" Trunks said. Freya smirked and ruffled his hair before giving him a sucker. She looked up at her old friends and shook her head in disgust.
***
"I feel bad! Flora, Freya's sister, was killed." Chichi said.
"Freya has got to learn to grow up." Bulma yelled.
"Bulma maybe it's you who needs to grow up. It was your idea to rape Vegeta…" Chichi murmured.
"What are you saying? That it's my fault?" Bulma demanded.
"No it's just that… maybe you blamed it all on Freya. She really didn't do anything but be herself. And you guys once were so awesome. Remember when Caulis raped you? What did Freya do? She killed him. She killed a Saiyan! She was sent to Frieza's empire and you know what he did the whole four months she was there? The lizard beat her one week straight then raped her the next and formed a pattern! I know you know that you just denied it was your fault! Then Vegeta brain washed you or something." Chichi said.
"No Chichi he didn't brain wash me. I fell in love…" Bulma said breaking down in tears as the hard truth hit her.
"I am in love but I still kept sisterhood with Freya." Chichi exclaimed.
"Freya tried to keep it from me!" Bulma yelled frustrated.
"No Freya tried to prevent what had just happened. That's why she hated girls and boys when we were younger. SHE KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!" Chichi yelled.
"It's not my fault… is it?" Bulma asked sobbing.
"No Bulma. Freya really needs to experience love to understand it." Chichi said sadly.
"Oh… okay. Maybe she can find it with Radditz." Bulma said and wiped away her tears.
"Yeah… he's the only guy stupid enough to fall in love with her." Chichi said. Bulma laughed.
"Bitch versus bitch relationship. I am sorry Chichi." Bulma murmured.
"Yeah me too." Chichi said.
***
'Why me? What have I done? I know I am not perfect… but what upset her so bad?' Freya was so caught up in her thoughts she didn't see Radditz walk in (she was waiting for him) with a black haired woman with a bust each bigger then Nappa's big head. She was pregnant and very petite.
"H-Hey Freya! I see you woke up from your coma. Why are you here?" He greeted stunned.
"How long did you wait for me?" Freya asked.
"Huh?" He asked with a wince.
"How long did you wait for me to get better?" She repeated looking him straight in the eye. She aged so her eyes slanted up in an almond shape and her cheekbones were higher and more angular making her look evil. Her lips were in a tight frown and her eyebrows arched up. She sent shivers down the couples spines.
"Three days." He said and stood up straight.
"Oh," She began, "Congratulations." She pointed at the woman.
"Yeah, it took us awhile." The woman said politely. "My name's Yvette."
Not being mean she took the woman's hand and shook it saying, " Freya. Oh and good luck. With him you'll need it." She left with a look of disbelief washing over her face. 'Ha! Would you look at that? Radditz settling down? What's the world coming to?' She thought.
"I wonder who I should visit…" She thought aloud and wandered down the halls.
***
"Bardock?" Freya called out. Bardock retired to a scientist so she found him in the labs.
"Yeah?" He answered and found out Freya was still alive.
"So how has it been?" Freya asked.
"Why?"
"I figured I don't belong here so I am leaving and I wanted to say goodbye." Freya murmured.
"Did you see Radditz and his wench? They weren't meant for each other. You were a better pick." Bardock said.
Freya winced and her eye twitched, "I don't belong with anyone sir. Yvette and him are happy. As long as I see him happy I can only be proud. So you have all your sons married off, and you're about to be a grandfather. So how do you feel? Heh, I hope not old." Freya said with a small grin and receiving one from Bardock as well.
"Me? No! I am so young I can wrestle all my boys to the ground." He said and primped playfully flexing his muscles.
"Ha! Well I have some other people to visit before leaving. Nice seeing you again!" Freya said and left.
She wandered down the halls and stopped to hear Chichi hang up her phone behind a door. Freya lifted a fist and held it in knocking position but froze. 'She'd probably try and convince me to stay. I better not…' Freya thought. She left there, she'd go to Frieza because he was there anyway.
***
A week later…
***
"Where's Freya?" Bulma asked.
"What do you mean?" Chichi asked raising an eyebrow.
"She usually comes around to see us or get a high. I have a bad feeling…" Bulma said, just then Vegeta burst through the door shocked. He sat down and filled out papers.
"What?" Bulma asked running her fingers through his hair, he unconsciously snuggled into it.
"Freya signed into Frieza." He said and looked up as his wife hit the floor and curled up… she stayed like that for ten minutes.
"Woman? Woman! WOMAN!" Vegeta growled angrily.
"Huh, what?" Bulma asked and only got Vegeta and his eyes rolling and Chichi was sitting shocked. She didn't know whether to cry or scream or kill.
"Oh god." Vegeta said and shook his head.
"What?" Bulma demanded and pinned him to the couch (he *let* her).
"We're having war. Against Frieza." Vegeta said and growled.
***
HA HA! I keep getting so FUCKING EVIL! MUWAHAHAHA!
Lol… right.
I WANT FIVE OR MORE BEOFRE I REPOST DAMN IT!
I don't own anything.
The D double faced O opinionatedly R raunchy K inky S saiyans A.k.a. The Dorks
17,Freya: The bitch of the group, also the leader. She is Devilish, almost evil. Homicidal. Puts the R in dorks. 15,Bulma: Sometimes she is NARRATIVE, creates all weapons, drugs, and toys. Puts the O in dorks. 16,Chichi: Strict, lady-like, and cautious. Full blood but turned her back on her race. Put the S in dorks. 18, 18: Nasty, the slut of the group. Sex obsessed. Disturbed. Puts the K in dorks. 14 Launch: Jackal and Hyde case, two faced, split personality. Puts the D in dorks.
D. O. R. K. S is a posse of upset teens that strike back against superiors, rules, and laws. They are drug addicts and are known by every Sayian alive. Except the Royal house who could care less. All had spent time at a juvenile and an asylum in the palace. Each had therapy, and spent time in the nut house. Each has A+s on Plants, Explosives, and History. Freya has a B- in psychology and they have Ds on the other subjects. They are attracted to only dirty people, and have a thing for making fool of each other and other people.
***
"Freya?"
"Yup!" She said and bent down to Trunk's height.
"Do you want to play hide and go seek?" Freya asked.
"Yea!"
"Well go over to that tree and count to one hundred."
"Okay!" He said.
"So what is up?" She asked and took out a bong and started puffing down on it before Vegeta snatched it from her.
"Things have changed pot head." He growled.
"Kiss my ass. You guys spent the last five years deciding all this while I was practically dead! I will smoke if I want to! I can't eat meat. I can't eat vegetables. The only god damn thing I can do is smoke and eat fruit so shut the fuck up!" She yelled.
"Don't tell me what to do! I can have you killed in an instance."
"Unlike you, I haven't changed." Freya hissed.
"What do you mean?" 18 asked.
"I will welcome death with open arms but… I'll kill myself before you can touch me."
"You really know how to put someone in a bad mood." Chichi mumbled and busted the bong.
"Shut up. You're all sick! You are all porking with men who once wanted to kill us." Freya said. She looked different. She was thinner and stronger then last time. Her long hair was chopped into a messy boy style cut.
"Damn it! LET IT GO!" Bulma screamed.
"Gotcha!" Trunks said grabbing a hold of Freya's shirt. She picked him up and put him in her seat.
"Hey kid I have to go. Do you remember what I told you?" Freya asked.
"Yup! Only pussies cheat with little kids! Can I have another sucker?" Trunks said. Freya smirked and ruffled his hair before giving him a sucker. She looked up at her old friends and shook her head in disgust.
***
"I feel bad! Flora, Freya's sister, was killed." Chichi said.
"Freya has got to learn to grow up." Bulma yelled.
"Bulma maybe it's you who needs to grow up. It was your idea to rape Vegeta…" Chichi murmured.
"What are you saying? That it's my fault?" Bulma demanded.
"No it's just that… maybe you blamed it all on Freya. She really didn't do anything but be herself. And you guys once were so awesome. Remember when Caulis raped you? What did Freya do? She killed him. She killed a Saiyan! She was sent to Frieza's empire and you know what he did the whole four months she was there? The lizard beat her one week straight then raped her the next and formed a pattern! I know you know that you just denied it was your fault! Then Vegeta brain washed you or something." Chichi said.
"No Chichi he didn't brain wash me. I fell in love…" Bulma said breaking down in tears as the hard truth hit her.
"I am in love but I still kept sisterhood with Freya." Chichi exclaimed.
"Freya tried to keep it from me!" Bulma yelled frustrated.
"No Freya tried to prevent what had just happened. That's why she hated girls and boys when we were younger. SHE KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!" Chichi yelled.
"It's not my fault… is it?" Bulma asked sobbing.
"No Bulma. Freya really needs to experience love to understand it." Chichi said sadly.
"Oh… okay. Maybe she can find it with Radditz." Bulma said and wiped away her tears.
"Yeah… he's the only guy stupid enough to fall in love with her." Chichi said. Bulma laughed.
"Bitch versus bitch relationship. I am sorry Chichi." Bulma murmured.
"Yeah me too." Chichi said.
***
'Why me? What have I done? I know I am not perfect… but what upset her so bad?' Freya was so caught up in her thoughts she didn't see Radditz walk in (she was waiting for him) with a black haired woman with a bust each bigger then Nappa's big head. She was pregnant and very petite.
"H-Hey Freya! I see you woke up from your coma. Why are you here?" He greeted stunned.
"How long did you wait for me?" Freya asked.
"Huh?" He asked with a wince.
"How long did you wait for me to get better?" She repeated looking him straight in the eye. She aged so her eyes slanted up in an almond shape and her cheekbones were higher and more angular making her look evil. Her lips were in a tight frown and her eyebrows arched up. She sent shivers down the couples spines.
"Three days." He said and stood up straight.
"Oh," She began, "Congratulations." She pointed at the woman.
"Yeah, it took us awhile." The woman said politely. "My name's Yvette."
Not being mean she took the woman's hand and shook it saying, " Freya. Oh and good luck. With him you'll need it." She left with a look of disbelief washing over her face. 'Ha! Would you look at that? Radditz settling down? What's the world coming to?' She thought.
"I wonder who I should visit…" She thought aloud and wandered down the halls.
***
"Bardock?" Freya called out. Bardock retired to a scientist so she found him in the labs.
"Yeah?" He answered and found out Freya was still alive.
"So how has it been?" Freya asked.
"Why?"
"I figured I don't belong here so I am leaving and I wanted to say goodbye." Freya murmured.
"Did you see Radditz and his wench? They weren't meant for each other. You were a better pick." Bardock said.
Freya winced and her eye twitched, "I don't belong with anyone sir. Yvette and him are happy. As long as I see him happy I can only be proud. So you have all your sons married off, and you're about to be a grandfather. So how do you feel? Heh, I hope not old." Freya said with a small grin and receiving one from Bardock as well.
"Me? No! I am so young I can wrestle all my boys to the ground." He said and primped playfully flexing his muscles.
"Ha! Well I have some other people to visit before leaving. Nice seeing you again!" Freya said and left.
She wandered down the halls and stopped to hear Chichi hang up her phone behind a door. Freya lifted a fist and held it in knocking position but froze. 'She'd probably try and convince me to stay. I better not…' Freya thought. She left there, she'd go to Frieza because he was there anyway.
***
A week later…
***
"Where's Freya?" Bulma asked.
"What do you mean?" Chichi asked raising an eyebrow.
"She usually comes around to see us or get a high. I have a bad feeling…" Bulma said, just then Vegeta burst through the door shocked. He sat down and filled out papers.
"What?" Bulma asked running her fingers through his hair, he unconsciously snuggled into it.
"Freya signed into Frieza." He said and looked up as his wife hit the floor and curled up… she stayed like that for ten minutes.
"Woman? Woman! WOMAN!" Vegeta growled angrily.
"Huh, what?" Bulma asked and only got Vegeta and his eyes rolling and Chichi was sitting shocked. She didn't know whether to cry or scream or kill.
"Oh god." Vegeta said and shook his head.
"What?" Bulma demanded and pinned him to the couch (he *let* her).
"We're having war. Against Frieza." Vegeta said and growled.
***
HA HA! I keep getting so FUCKING EVIL! MUWAHAHAHA!
Lol… right.
I WANT FIVE OR MORE BEOFRE I REPOST DAMN IT!