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Adventures of Zora Link
One day, Link got bored and decided to go around as a Zora. This is his story.
Adventure Two: Tinker Cows!!!
"Damn it all....This is humiliating....." whimpered Link. He was sitting Indian-style on the Inn's counter top, his gloveless hands clutching his bootless ankles. The small of his back rested against the wall, and his moping face towards the door. He was now a wall ornament. I shoulda took my skirt off.....grrrr. He glowered at a very amused Anju. "At least you have your skirt on, Mister Link. What's so humiliating sitting on the counter top?" she was grinning. "I feel so damn naked....." he pouted. "and why the hell do I have to have this on my head?!" he shook his head, and little twinkling noise followed. Link knows it's not Tatl, cause she's too busy laughing on the broad leaf of a plant. It was those wobbly-headed cows. "Cause he was the wall ornament before you were, grasshopper. So he must be on top of your head so others know your rank." She was enjoying this. "Besides, what do you mean you feel naked? All I took from you were the collar, gloves, and boots." "... point made...." he hung his head, hoping the cow would fall off. But it clung on with cow determination! Ooooh, evil!!! Several minutes passed, and the door opened. The Postman jogged in, looking as serious as he always do, but for one moment, his businessman face faltered as he stared in surprised at Link. "Yo," Link grumbled halfheartedly, raising a hand in greeting. Greeting guests and occupants was one of the Wall Ornament duties. "Yah," he greeted back, and then turned to Anju. "I got a letter for you. Quickly, I'm off schedule now due to your fish in skirts." "It's not a skirt!!!" Link is annoyed. Sniffing, he flickered his wrist fins. "It's a kilt....." Both Anju and the Postman were ignoring him. "HEY!!!" giving up hope, he zoned them out, knowing exactly what they're saying. The Postman left, and in came a Goron. Link knows this Goron from back in Hyule. So weird, finding a Goron with the same name as you, then meeting him in an inn in another country. "Yo." "Hello-goro" Link (Goron) replied, then spoke to Anju. Again, Link (our hero) zoned them out. Being a wall ornament can be so boring. He pondered about how he got into this situation. When the Goron left, he asked her about what she's going to do with the cash. "Well, I need to get Grandma some new wheels for her chair. They're getting rather rusty, and we'll soon gonna go to the ranch, 'cause of the rumor of the moon. Have you heard of it?" "Yah, lots of times." Before he can go on with the conversation, though, as the door opened and in came the one and only jerk that works part-time at the trading post. He walked in, thinking he's all suave in his tacky pants, and leaned over the counter towards Anju, not noticing the waving fish in skirts. "Hey, Anju babe, which room are the Rosa chicks stayin' at?" he wiggled his eyebrows at her. Anju's eyebrow just twitched. "I'm sorry, Mister Geoffrey, but that information is confidential." "Hey, hey, just call me Jo. But that's coo. Anyways....." he drawled, making both Link and Tatl gag. "I was wondering, have you heard from Kafei yet, baby?" "Please, stop calling me that, Geoffrey, and in fact, I have heard from my love," she crossed her arms, annoyed now. "Then start callin' me Jo, kay? Well, that's real great, about he being your love and aaalllll....but have you considered, that you might find more happiness in a better lookin' dude?" his brows wiggled again. "What are you suggesting, Jo?" "Oh, nothing really, just that, hey, you, me, we go along like peas and carrots, iiiiiiiif you know what I mean, Anju beb....ARGH!!! MY HEAD!!!" he staggered back, clutching his head. Anju had slammed her umbrella down upon his head. "You JERK!! Now get out. I had enough of you." "BITCH!!! I'll get you for that!!!" he lunged at her, trying to grab her. As he crosses the counted top, though, Link sent him flying towards the door with a kick. "What the f--!!" "Don't. There's a lady in here." Link cut him off, as he was pressing his enlarged fin blades against Geofrey's throat. His eyes had a dangerous gleam in them, and he would've sent chills down the jerk's spine if it weren't for the happy-go-lucky wobbly-headed cow perched on the top of the Zora's head. Nonetheless, Geoffrey nearly ruined his pant. Gulping, he nods.
Sighing, Link is now back to his job, sitting, greeting, being humiliated. He was surprised at how many people come in here. It was interesting to see the expressions on people's faces when they see him. He'll never forget some of the incidents that happened, nope, never. The door opens, and in came a group of soldiers, one of them Link knows as Captain Vincen, or something like that, from the constant argument in the Mayor's office. They all paused in shock. "Hello." Link raised his hand. The captain nodded shakily in greeting, and he turned to Anju, the rest of them stood by against the back wall. This conversation he hadn't heard before, and he was greatly curious as to why the soldiers are here. "Good afternoon, Captain." "Good afternoon, Miss Anju. I'd like to speak to you in private, please." "Me? Oh um, but I can't leave the desk at the moment." "Please, it's very urgent." "Mmmmm....Is the kitchen alright? It's nearer and I'll be able to hear guests come in." "The kitchen's fine." With that, Captain Vincen and Anju departed to the kitchen. "Men, you may relax until I return." "Yes sir!" the soldiers stamped their spear butts against the floor and saluted with their free hands. "Link, be a good Wall Ornament and alert me of customers, alright?" "Yessum...." the Zora grumbled. Once the two disappeared, the soldiers broke their rigid line. A few sat on the lobby seat; others leaned against the wall or counter. Link couldn't help but noticing a soldier that was less than a foot away from him, which was a bit too close for comfort. He tried not to think of it as he listened to what the soldiers are discussing. Maybe they know what Vincen wants to talk to Anju about. "Hah, the Cap'n has fallen for her I tell ya." "The Innkeeper? I thought he was after that chick over at the ranch. You saw how mopey he got after that huge boulder appeared." "Mebbe so, but I hear that nowaday's he's been mentioning Anju more and more to Garha. Isn't that right, Garha?" "Erm..." the soldier closest to Link looked up. "Yeah, I suppose...." "What does he say bout her?" geez, what gossipy people these soldiers are!! Link thought to himself. "Well, I don't know exactly, I usually just zone him out. You know me." The soldiers groaned. "How could we forget?" one of them said laughing. "You're a flit." "Damn right I am!" said Garha with a grin. "Hey, speaking of which, aren't you standing just a little too close to that Zora, fruity man?" "........." Link blinked as he was mentioned, and sweated as Garha looked over at him. "uh...hi...." "Hey there..." the soldiers around the room snickered, urging Garha even more as he took a step closer to Link. Our hero's head bumped into the wall as Garha's nose was just a hairsbreadth away from his, his lips in a smug smirk. "Y'wanna have fun, hot stuff??" "Ulp...no, no, I'm just fine...." even though he couldn't see them, Link felt the soldier's eyes scanning his bare, well-muscled chest, and some other things that he didn't want to think about. "Very fine indeed, Zora....tell me your name? Actually, don't. It will be a little more fun if there was some mystery behind it, ne?" he said, brushing Link's cheeks lightly with his hand. Squeaking, he slid off the counter, landing on his rump. Link tried to scramble away, as Garha got ready to pounce on him. The soldier managed to hug onto the Zora's legs. Link cried for mercy as he felt the face of his attacker cuddling against his butt. "Nooooo!!! Mercy!!! Please, lemme go!! I'm too young!!!!" he sobbed. He didn't notice the other soldiers trying to pry away their sex-maniacal friend. "Cap'n's coming back!!: a soldier hissed. Immediately, Garha let go of Link as the rest of the soldiers picked up their spears and went into line. "I'll be waiting for you at the west gate, nummy boy!" Links scales at the nape of his neck nearly stood on end as Garha whispered into his ear. "I'll be on guard duty." With that, he joined his comrades as Vincen's boots clattered out of the kitchen, followed by Anju. She blinked down at the sobbing Link as she reached the desk. "What happened to you?" she asked, watching him climbed back up onto the desk, red-faced. "Alright, men, Let's march out. I bid you goodbye, Miss Anju." With a nod, he led his soldiers out, with Garha bringing up the rear. Before leaving the door, though, he turned around, striking a whorey pose and blew him a kiss. Link sat up rigid, blinking at the closed door. His stomach churned. "Um Link?? I thought I heard some screaming and....Link? Are you sick?" the perceptive Anju gave Link a weird look as his redness turned to green. She hadn't noticed Garha, as she was too busy worried about Link. Eyes not leaving the green Zora, she pointed down the hall. "The bathroom's over there...." "Urk!!" gurgling, he dashed into the simple bathroom, hands over mouth. Sighing, Anju closed her eyes, placing a hand on her forehead as her hurling friend's noises were echoed throughout the Stock Pot Inn.
"Uuuuuuugh....."Guess what?! Link is back on the desk, his Zora flesh now has a green tinge to it, if you look real close. "Link, you thbell...." Anju said, pinching her nose. "It's not my fault someone forgot to flush!!" his brow twitched, trying to forget the memory. "I doe it'th dot your fault. I'b dot accuthing you...." "It very well seems like it, Anju...." he glanced over to her. She was standing as far as the L-shaped desk permitted her to do. "I'b thowwy!! I couldet 'elp it!! You thtink..." she instantly regretted her words as Link hung his head, the cow still on his head. It really was determined....it held onto our hero's head throughout the incident!! She edged closer, and gingerly patted his knee. "Why dout you go to the Laundry pool ad wath off???" "Hmmmm...." it took awhile for Link to decipher her words. "...." a looooooong while.... "...Great idea, Anj!!" he hopped off the desk and went outside, leaving a very relieved innkeeper.
He quickly walked across the busy South Wing, trying not to think that he was in the middle of an empty circle with a 5 feet radius. Link gave a sigh of relief as he reached the empty Laundry pool. He ignored the jumping frog by the bushes as he dived into the pool, disappearing under water's surface without a ripple. He swam around, closing his eyes, his sleek, streamline body gracefully cutting through the cool water like a hot knife on butter.... BLAM!!! Forgetting exactly how small the Laundry Pool was, our dreaming Zora crashed face first into a wall with a sickening thud that sounded like hitting a rotten apple with a wooden plank. Lovable oaf.
A/N: Nyahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha**chokescou ghcoughcoughhackcoffhackwheezedies!!** Nwee....o.O Anyways, sorry if I offended someway with the gay soldier, I didn't mean to. I wasn't making fun of them, hey, I have good friends that are gay! Yeah, cool ppls. Sorry for the bad grammer....Hmmm, does Anju seem a bit ooc? Eeep, forgive me!! But yeah, Link. Leave it up to him to crash into a wall....O.o no cliff hangers today, but wait!! There's more coming up!! Where did Tatl go? How in the world to you pronounce her name, neways?!?!?!
YAY!!! I finished the game!! Whoohooo!! Coolies, it's so sad.....^^
Adventures of Zora Link
One day, Link got bored and decided to go around as a Zora. This is his story.
Adventure Two: Tinker Cows!!!
"Damn it all....This is humiliating....." whimpered Link. He was sitting Indian-style on the Inn's counter top, his gloveless hands clutching his bootless ankles. The small of his back rested against the wall, and his moping face towards the door. He was now a wall ornament. I shoulda took my skirt off.....grrrr. He glowered at a very amused Anju. "At least you have your skirt on, Mister Link. What's so humiliating sitting on the counter top?" she was grinning. "I feel so damn naked....." he pouted. "and why the hell do I have to have this on my head?!" he shook his head, and little twinkling noise followed. Link knows it's not Tatl, cause she's too busy laughing on the broad leaf of a plant. It was those wobbly-headed cows. "Cause he was the wall ornament before you were, grasshopper. So he must be on top of your head so others know your rank." She was enjoying this. "Besides, what do you mean you feel naked? All I took from you were the collar, gloves, and boots." "... point made...." he hung his head, hoping the cow would fall off. But it clung on with cow determination! Ooooh, evil!!! Several minutes passed, and the door opened. The Postman jogged in, looking as serious as he always do, but for one moment, his businessman face faltered as he stared in surprised at Link. "Yo," Link grumbled halfheartedly, raising a hand in greeting. Greeting guests and occupants was one of the Wall Ornament duties. "Yah," he greeted back, and then turned to Anju. "I got a letter for you. Quickly, I'm off schedule now due to your fish in skirts." "It's not a skirt!!!" Link is annoyed. Sniffing, he flickered his wrist fins. "It's a kilt....." Both Anju and the Postman were ignoring him. "HEY!!!" giving up hope, he zoned them out, knowing exactly what they're saying. The Postman left, and in came a Goron. Link knows this Goron from back in Hyule. So weird, finding a Goron with the same name as you, then meeting him in an inn in another country. "Yo." "Hello-goro" Link (Goron) replied, then spoke to Anju. Again, Link (our hero) zoned them out. Being a wall ornament can be so boring. He pondered about how he got into this situation. When the Goron left, he asked her about what she's going to do with the cash. "Well, I need to get Grandma some new wheels for her chair. They're getting rather rusty, and we'll soon gonna go to the ranch, 'cause of the rumor of the moon. Have you heard of it?" "Yah, lots of times." Before he can go on with the conversation, though, as the door opened and in came the one and only jerk that works part-time at the trading post. He walked in, thinking he's all suave in his tacky pants, and leaned over the counter towards Anju, not noticing the waving fish in skirts. "Hey, Anju babe, which room are the Rosa chicks stayin' at?" he wiggled his eyebrows at her. Anju's eyebrow just twitched. "I'm sorry, Mister Geoffrey, but that information is confidential." "Hey, hey, just call me Jo. But that's coo. Anyways....." he drawled, making both Link and Tatl gag. "I was wondering, have you heard from Kafei yet, baby?" "Please, stop calling me that, Geoffrey, and in fact, I have heard from my love," she crossed her arms, annoyed now. "Then start callin' me Jo, kay? Well, that's real great, about he being your love and aaalllll....but have you considered, that you might find more happiness in a better lookin' dude?" his brows wiggled again. "What are you suggesting, Jo?" "Oh, nothing really, just that, hey, you, me, we go along like peas and carrots, iiiiiiiif you know what I mean, Anju beb....ARGH!!! MY HEAD!!!" he staggered back, clutching his head. Anju had slammed her umbrella down upon his head. "You JERK!! Now get out. I had enough of you." "BITCH!!! I'll get you for that!!!" he lunged at her, trying to grab her. As he crosses the counted top, though, Link sent him flying towards the door with a kick. "What the f--!!" "Don't. There's a lady in here." Link cut him off, as he was pressing his enlarged fin blades against Geofrey's throat. His eyes had a dangerous gleam in them, and he would've sent chills down the jerk's spine if it weren't for the happy-go-lucky wobbly-headed cow perched on the top of the Zora's head. Nonetheless, Geoffrey nearly ruined his pant. Gulping, he nods.
Sighing, Link is now back to his job, sitting, greeting, being humiliated. He was surprised at how many people come in here. It was interesting to see the expressions on people's faces when they see him. He'll never forget some of the incidents that happened, nope, never. The door opens, and in came a group of soldiers, one of them Link knows as Captain Vincen, or something like that, from the constant argument in the Mayor's office. They all paused in shock. "Hello." Link raised his hand. The captain nodded shakily in greeting, and he turned to Anju, the rest of them stood by against the back wall. This conversation he hadn't heard before, and he was greatly curious as to why the soldiers are here. "Good afternoon, Captain." "Good afternoon, Miss Anju. I'd like to speak to you in private, please." "Me? Oh um, but I can't leave the desk at the moment." "Please, it's very urgent." "Mmmmm....Is the kitchen alright? It's nearer and I'll be able to hear guests come in." "The kitchen's fine." With that, Captain Vincen and Anju departed to the kitchen. "Men, you may relax until I return." "Yes sir!" the soldiers stamped their spear butts against the floor and saluted with their free hands. "Link, be a good Wall Ornament and alert me of customers, alright?" "Yessum...." the Zora grumbled. Once the two disappeared, the soldiers broke their rigid line. A few sat on the lobby seat; others leaned against the wall or counter. Link couldn't help but noticing a soldier that was less than a foot away from him, which was a bit too close for comfort. He tried not to think of it as he listened to what the soldiers are discussing. Maybe they know what Vincen wants to talk to Anju about. "Hah, the Cap'n has fallen for her I tell ya." "The Innkeeper? I thought he was after that chick over at the ranch. You saw how mopey he got after that huge boulder appeared." "Mebbe so, but I hear that nowaday's he's been mentioning Anju more and more to Garha. Isn't that right, Garha?" "Erm..." the soldier closest to Link looked up. "Yeah, I suppose...." "What does he say bout her?" geez, what gossipy people these soldiers are!! Link thought to himself. "Well, I don't know exactly, I usually just zone him out. You know me." The soldiers groaned. "How could we forget?" one of them said laughing. "You're a flit." "Damn right I am!" said Garha with a grin. "Hey, speaking of which, aren't you standing just a little too close to that Zora, fruity man?" "........." Link blinked as he was mentioned, and sweated as Garha looked over at him. "uh...hi...." "Hey there..." the soldiers around the room snickered, urging Garha even more as he took a step closer to Link. Our hero's head bumped into the wall as Garha's nose was just a hairsbreadth away from his, his lips in a smug smirk. "Y'wanna have fun, hot stuff??" "Ulp...no, no, I'm just fine...." even though he couldn't see them, Link felt the soldier's eyes scanning his bare, well-muscled chest, and some other things that he didn't want to think about. "Very fine indeed, Zora....tell me your name? Actually, don't. It will be a little more fun if there was some mystery behind it, ne?" he said, brushing Link's cheeks lightly with his hand. Squeaking, he slid off the counter, landing on his rump. Link tried to scramble away, as Garha got ready to pounce on him. The soldier managed to hug onto the Zora's legs. Link cried for mercy as he felt the face of his attacker cuddling against his butt. "Nooooo!!! Mercy!!! Please, lemme go!! I'm too young!!!!" he sobbed. He didn't notice the other soldiers trying to pry away their sex-maniacal friend. "Cap'n's coming back!!: a soldier hissed. Immediately, Garha let go of Link as the rest of the soldiers picked up their spears and went into line. "I'll be waiting for you at the west gate, nummy boy!" Links scales at the nape of his neck nearly stood on end as Garha whispered into his ear. "I'll be on guard duty." With that, he joined his comrades as Vincen's boots clattered out of the kitchen, followed by Anju. She blinked down at the sobbing Link as she reached the desk. "What happened to you?" she asked, watching him climbed back up onto the desk, red-faced. "Alright, men, Let's march out. I bid you goodbye, Miss Anju." With a nod, he led his soldiers out, with Garha bringing up the rear. Before leaving the door, though, he turned around, striking a whorey pose and blew him a kiss. Link sat up rigid, blinking at the closed door. His stomach churned. "Um Link?? I thought I heard some screaming and....Link? Are you sick?" the perceptive Anju gave Link a weird look as his redness turned to green. She hadn't noticed Garha, as she was too busy worried about Link. Eyes not leaving the green Zora, she pointed down the hall. "The bathroom's over there...." "Urk!!" gurgling, he dashed into the simple bathroom, hands over mouth. Sighing, Anju closed her eyes, placing a hand on her forehead as her hurling friend's noises were echoed throughout the Stock Pot Inn.
"Uuuuuuugh....."Guess what?! Link is back on the desk, his Zora flesh now has a green tinge to it, if you look real close. "Link, you thbell...." Anju said, pinching her nose. "It's not my fault someone forgot to flush!!" his brow twitched, trying to forget the memory. "I doe it'th dot your fault. I'b dot accuthing you...." "It very well seems like it, Anju...." he glanced over to her. She was standing as far as the L-shaped desk permitted her to do. "I'b thowwy!! I couldet 'elp it!! You thtink..." she instantly regretted her words as Link hung his head, the cow still on his head. It really was determined....it held onto our hero's head throughout the incident!! She edged closer, and gingerly patted his knee. "Why dout you go to the Laundry pool ad wath off???" "Hmmmm...." it took awhile for Link to decipher her words. "...." a looooooong while.... "...Great idea, Anj!!" he hopped off the desk and went outside, leaving a very relieved innkeeper.
He quickly walked across the busy South Wing, trying not to think that he was in the middle of an empty circle with a 5 feet radius. Link gave a sigh of relief as he reached the empty Laundry pool. He ignored the jumping frog by the bushes as he dived into the pool, disappearing under water's surface without a ripple. He swam around, closing his eyes, his sleek, streamline body gracefully cutting through the cool water like a hot knife on butter.... BLAM!!! Forgetting exactly how small the Laundry Pool was, our dreaming Zora crashed face first into a wall with a sickening thud that sounded like hitting a rotten apple with a wooden plank. Lovable oaf.
A/N: Nyahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha**chokescou ghcoughcoughhackcoffhackwheezedies!!** Nwee....o.O Anyways, sorry if I offended someway with the gay soldier, I didn't mean to. I wasn't making fun of them, hey, I have good friends that are gay! Yeah, cool ppls. Sorry for the bad grammer....Hmmm, does Anju seem a bit ooc? Eeep, forgive me!! But yeah, Link. Leave it up to him to crash into a wall....O.o no cliff hangers today, but wait!! There's more coming up!! Where did Tatl go? How in the world to you pronounce her name, neways?!?!?!
YAY!!! I finished the game!! Whoohooo!! Coolies, it's so sad.....^^