A/N: hmm, only uno review?!?! Wah! Ah well....Yeah, I've been busy,
couldn't get to start it til now.....-.-: I dun like my life....neways, I
hope I can keep up the humor...I've been known to dwindle off....O.o.
Anyways, MM and all related components and names with the exception of the
names I named I don't own!! ........ I confused myself....anyways, this is
a weird chapter.....just keep the last scene of Chapter 2 in mind.....you
have been warned!
Adventures of Zora Link
One day, Link got bored and decided to go around as a Zora. This is his story.
Adventure Three: Dot. Dot. Dot.
Aboard the old ship Tootie Fruity Cupcake AKA The Ship awakes a handsome blond sailor. He stretched his brawny shoulders, his old battle scars gleaming in the dim candle light. A knock came from the door as the sailor throws on his captain cape,
"What is it?" his bass voice questioned the person outside.
"Cap'n! Huge stalks of celery are flying our way!!" was the high-pitched voice's reply.
"Celery? By the gods and seas!! All men on the top deck!!" he screamed as he bursts from his cabin and out into the open. He stared up at the pink sky. Indeed, there were stalks of the evil greens flying towards them, their leafy limbs flapping. Cursing to himself, he unsheathed a deadly- curved French bread that was baked in the ovens of the ancient tribe of Pululus!! As the celery swooped in for the kill, the blonde swung his weapon left and right, sending crumbs of doom into the enemie's ugly mouth, choking them to death. The rest of the celeries flew away in fear.
"Cap'n Link! You were fantastic!!"
"Aye!! You single handedly killed 20 stalks!! The new record upon TFCAKATS!!"
"Huh?" Link looked at him, trying to rub the earwax from his ear.
"Tootie Fruty Cupcake AKA The Ship, sire."
"Wazzat?"
"Our ship, cap'n."
"Oh, yes, I see now. Ahem ahem. Tiller Person! How long till we get to our destination?"
"About another hour to Mountain High, Captain!" replied Tiller Person.
"Good," nods Link. He sheathed the bread carefully and turned to his right hand man. "Right Hand Man, what is our objective for going to the Mountain High?"
"To save our ally, the kingdom of Yogurt, from Waffle Monster."
"Tell me more, Right Hand Man." Link started to walk towards his cabin.
"King Fork and Queen Spoon have a daughter and son. Their names are Spork and Foon. Their pet, a Chihuahua named Piñata, had provoked The Waffle monster while they were playing in the Pancake forest."
"So how do we defeat the Waffle monster?"
"Underneath the castle of Low Fat, there is an icy monster that keeps the kingdom of Yogurt from spoiling, and in this monster's chamber of doodoo, is the legendary Silver Plunger!!"
"Gasp!" Link stopped and stared at Right Hand Man. "Are you positive it's there, the most powerful weapon of the preschool playground?!?!"
"Yes, milord, I am positive."
"Why didn't you speak up earlier??? I could've bought more llamas!!!"
"Sir, you were asleep."
"Never mind that, Right Hand Man!! Everyone, down into the pee deck!!!" whines popped up around Link.
"Not the pee deck!!!"
"Please cap'n, be kind to us!!"
"Whatever had we done to you?!?!"
"Would you rather go to the Poop Deck??" he asked as he plucked the wine bottles around him. "and stop whining! You're gonna give the TFCAKATS a hangover the size of a popsicle stick!"
"Oh, captain, we are forever in you debt!"
"Yus, how can we repay you for the kindness you show us today!"
"Aharhar!! Onward to the pee deck, shipmates!"
((at the pee deck))
"On the count of 3, row!" yelled Link in the stuffy place. "Uno, Dos, Tres!!"
"..." the crew sat stock still, awaiting the order.
"....Ahem, what are you all doing?"
"Awaiting your order, Captain!"
"Do you not know the language of Spanish!?!?"
"Um....no..."
"Hmmm, then do you understand this? Ichii, Ni, San!"
"Nope."
"Grrrr.....Yut, Yee, Sam!"
"Nuh-uh."
"How about...."
"English, sire?"
"Good idea, Right Hand Man! Ok, One, Two, Three!!" he blinked as the whole crew began rolling in different directions. "STOP!! I meant the long stick thingies!!!"
"...Oh...." it took awhile for the crew to figure it out. Once they did, they climbed back into their seat and held onto the oar handles.
"Ok....One, Two, Three!!" he smiled to himself as his crew began to row. He could feel them moving in a much faster pace, and was about to give a shout of encouragement when the whole ship jerked to a stop, forcing them all to fall forward. They could hear wailing from the outside. They must've crashed into something! Link ran up to the top deck, and leaned over the railing. There, in the sea, was a fat Goron clutching his side. "Hey there, are you alright?"
"Ho yes, I am fine, fine, fine a dandy lion. Oh yeah, you're ship crashed into me, but that's alright, really, it is." The Goron said sarcastically.
"Ok then. Bye!!" Link started to go away when the Goron yelled up at him.
"HEY!! I'm not really alright, ok?! I was being sarcastic, now get me up on your ship and heal me!!"
"Fine, fine. But this is not called Your Ship, ok Sarcastic Goron?"
"Then what the bloody hell you call it?!?"
"TFCAKATS!!"
"What?" he rubbed his finger inside his ear.
"Never mind. Here, grab on!" Link through him a Super Noodle. Sarcastic Goron grabbed onto it, and looked up skeptically at Link.
"Will it hold?"
"Hold what? No wait, I know this....Of course it holds! It's SUPER NOODLE!!"
Once Link got Sarcastic Goron up on deck and wrapped him up with a fluffy tortilla, he found out the problem of how they crashed into Sarcastic Goron.
"Tiller Man!! Where are you?!"
"Down in the Pee Deck, Captain!"
"What are you doing down there?!"
"Following your orders!"
"Well get back up here! The thought of a tiller without a Tiller Man....Cripes..."
Reaching the coast of Mountain High, they traveled through a thick forest. It was starting to get dark when Link turned to Right Hand Man.
"Right Hand Man, how long is this road till we reach the Low Fat Castle?"
"About another 2 hours and 27 minutes."
"Mm....Bald Guy!"
"Yessir!" replied Bald Guy.
"Go scout ahead and signal back if there's trouble on the road.
"Hehe, smart move, sire."
"Thank you, Bald Guy," Link watched as Bald Guy disappeared into the darkness. The whole crew walked in silence, till one of their stomachs growled real loud.
"I'm Hungry!" wailed a large set dude.
"Well, Large Set Dude, this IS the Pancake Forest right?"
"No, this is actually the Paper Plate Woods."
"I didn't ask you, Right Hand Man! Anyways....um....hold up till we go to the Low Fat Castle, alright Large Set Dude?"
"Ok...." Large Set Dude sniffed. There was a call in front of them that sounded like paper ripping.
"Paper Rippers....nasty birds, they'll destroy these woods one day....." again, the noise sounded. And again. And again. And again. Again. Suddenly there was a cry of terror. Link quickly reached the scene: a lady person had placed a Tomato's toenail upon Bald Guy's head!
"Gasp! Oh the horror! How dare you place such an evil thing on Bald Guy's Head, Lady Person?!?!"
"I will hold him hostage. I KNOW how to use this toe nail, Link!" Lady Person cried from under her shawl. She was very ninja-like.
"How do you know my name?! Are you a spy for the unthinkably horrible tribe of Mariachi Compact Disks And Other Accessories?!?!"
"No. But I am from a MUCH more eviler empire!"
"Gasp again! Who are you?!" Link unsheathed his French bread. Eviler than the Mariachi Compact Disks And Other Accessories?!?! Impossible!!
"I am...." dramatically throws off the shawl. " Zelda, Queen of the Evil Toenails of DOOM!!"
"ZELDA?!?!" Link staggered back in surprise. "Wait...aren't you the Princess of the Bottled Water Palace???"
"No, that's my twin. Now lemme join you in your journey."
"First, free Bald Guy."
"Alright." Zelda lifted the vile piece of dead cells off Bald Guy and watched him scramble back behind his crew. He whispered to one of the crew.
"Hoi, why didn't you respond to my signal?"
"We thought 'twas paper rippers!"
"There was nuthin' else, I was hiding in a Paper Cup bush!"
"Oh....."
The motley crew of the TFCAKATS stared in awe as they walked down the long hall of the Low Fat Castle. Except for Captain Link and Queen Zelda who, of course, are not impressed. Of course. Once they reached the throne room, they all kneeled down before two Zora's who are obviously King Fork and Queen Spoon..
"Your Majesties, we, the crew of the Tooty Fruity Cupcake AKA The Ship, are most honored to be in the presence of the Lord Fork and Lady Spoon within their beautiful Throne Room of Pearls." Link said in the proper fashion. The Male Zora grunted and stood up, his arm fins flickering slightly.
"First of all, that was a nice thank-you. Second, get things straight! I am Queen Spoon, and my wife is King Fork. I know the tradition of other races are the opposite, but this is the Yogurt Kingdom of Mountain High! Not some place where you call the king King and the queen Queen! And it is Thrown room! Not throne room, THROWN!!" Queen....er, King Fork patted her husband's shoulder, trying to calm him down. "Harrumph! Now that we got things cleared up, you may rest here at the Low Fat Castle untill you feel ready to retrieve the Sacred Silver Plunger," he clapped his hands, and another Zora came into the room, and bowed. "Servant! Take these brave men into their allotted rooms....but we left out one person....no matter, living on a ship, I suppose you all are use to sharing rooms, eh? Now be off with you."
"Please follow me," said Servant and they did. Soon, all who was left was Link and Zelda. "I'm sorry, Milord and Milady, but you must share a room, or else the buttered toast in the morning will be most displeased...."
"We understand, you may leave, Servant," Zelda said, and watched him leave. Then she turned to Link with a mischievous glint in her eyes. "C'mon Link, into the room we go...."
"Un gata!! Barque!! Barque!!" Zelda glared down at the source of her interruption, and was just as astonished as Link when her eyes landed on a freaky looking dog.
"Piñata!! Come back here or no Scotch Tape for you!!"
"Vino...vino....si, senorita pez...." whined Piñata, the Chihuahua. It scampered to a young female Zora. Her face looked suspiciously familiar....Link can't put a finger on it though. She went over to Zelda and Link. There was an uneasy silence. Then she began to circle them, studying the two. She looked to be just a year or two younger than the two Hyrulians.
"You're WEIRD." She exclaimed.
"Well exCUSE me, Zora with a Freaky Dog, but we don't need to hear that from YOU!" snapped Zelda.
"Gasp!" SLAP!! Zora with a Freaky Dog had fish-slapped Zelda!! "How DARE you to snap in front of ME!!"
"..." Zelda felt her slapped cheek and glared at Zora With a Freaky Dog. SLAP!! Zelda unhooked a limp fish from her sash and fish-slapped Zora With a Freaky Dog back!! "How dare YOU to slap me!!"
"..." SLAP!! "How DARE you to slap me BACK!!"
"..." SLAP!! "How dare YOU to counter-slap ME!!"
"..." SLAP!! "How DARE you to CROSS-counter slap me!!"
("Las enojada gatas!")
"..." SLAP!! "How dare YOU to COUNTER-cross-counter slap me!!"
"..." SLAP!! "How DARE you to CROSS-counter-cross-counter slap me!!"
("Carne de la gatas!!")
"..." SLAP!! "How dare YOU to DOUBLE cross-counter slap me!!"
"..." SLAP!! "How DARE you to TRIPLE cross-counter slap me!!"
("Las gatas del SATAN!!!" cowered Pinata)
"..." SLAP!! "How dare YOU to QUADRUPLE cross-counter slap me!!"
"..." SLAP!! "How DARE you to quadruple and A HALF cross-counter me!!"
("Vino....vino....vino...vino.....")
"..." SLAP!! "How dare YOU to ...to...."
"snicker snicker snicker!!" snickered Zora with a Freaky Dog. Zelda whiled around.
"LINK!!! A little HELP here..."
"ZZZZZZZ!! ZZZZZZZ!!!" was Link's reply.
"..." uh-oh, Zelda's twitching. Instantly she became dark and black, her eyes gleaming red. Before you can say 'I'm stupid!', Zelda already has a deadly Ms. English Teacher's toenail between every finger, ready for the attack of the floppy disks!! When suddenly
"NOOOOO!!! NOT MY LOVE!!!" Zora with a Freaky Dog stepped between Zelda and Link, "If you want to kill him, then you got to get through ME!!!" bad choice. Zelda suddenly grinned REAL wide...
"My pleasure..."
"QUIERO QUESO!!!" screamed Pinata as he jumped between Zora with a Freaky Dog. All eyes were on him as variations of periods and commas filled the air.
"..."
",,,"
". . ."
", , ,"
".,."
",.,"
See?
"ZZZZZZZ!!!"
Oh yeah, with the occasional Zs...
"Hablo china!! Fin!!"
A/N: What the hell ish going on?!?! freaky chapter, I was starting to scare myself....anyways, yeah, dun leave me! Intestional gas!! Yeah, there IS another chapter, but not like this. Nope....
Adventures of Zora Link
One day, Link got bored and decided to go around as a Zora. This is his story.
Adventure Three: Dot. Dot. Dot.
Aboard the old ship Tootie Fruity Cupcake AKA The Ship awakes a handsome blond sailor. He stretched his brawny shoulders, his old battle scars gleaming in the dim candle light. A knock came from the door as the sailor throws on his captain cape,
"What is it?" his bass voice questioned the person outside.
"Cap'n! Huge stalks of celery are flying our way!!" was the high-pitched voice's reply.
"Celery? By the gods and seas!! All men on the top deck!!" he screamed as he bursts from his cabin and out into the open. He stared up at the pink sky. Indeed, there were stalks of the evil greens flying towards them, their leafy limbs flapping. Cursing to himself, he unsheathed a deadly- curved French bread that was baked in the ovens of the ancient tribe of Pululus!! As the celery swooped in for the kill, the blonde swung his weapon left and right, sending crumbs of doom into the enemie's ugly mouth, choking them to death. The rest of the celeries flew away in fear.
"Cap'n Link! You were fantastic!!"
"Aye!! You single handedly killed 20 stalks!! The new record upon TFCAKATS!!"
"Huh?" Link looked at him, trying to rub the earwax from his ear.
"Tootie Fruty Cupcake AKA The Ship, sire."
"Wazzat?"
"Our ship, cap'n."
"Oh, yes, I see now. Ahem ahem. Tiller Person! How long till we get to our destination?"
"About another hour to Mountain High, Captain!" replied Tiller Person.
"Good," nods Link. He sheathed the bread carefully and turned to his right hand man. "Right Hand Man, what is our objective for going to the Mountain High?"
"To save our ally, the kingdom of Yogurt, from Waffle Monster."
"Tell me more, Right Hand Man." Link started to walk towards his cabin.
"King Fork and Queen Spoon have a daughter and son. Their names are Spork and Foon. Their pet, a Chihuahua named Piñata, had provoked The Waffle monster while they were playing in the Pancake forest."
"So how do we defeat the Waffle monster?"
"Underneath the castle of Low Fat, there is an icy monster that keeps the kingdom of Yogurt from spoiling, and in this monster's chamber of doodoo, is the legendary Silver Plunger!!"
"Gasp!" Link stopped and stared at Right Hand Man. "Are you positive it's there, the most powerful weapon of the preschool playground?!?!"
"Yes, milord, I am positive."
"Why didn't you speak up earlier??? I could've bought more llamas!!!"
"Sir, you were asleep."
"Never mind that, Right Hand Man!! Everyone, down into the pee deck!!!" whines popped up around Link.
"Not the pee deck!!!"
"Please cap'n, be kind to us!!"
"Whatever had we done to you?!?!"
"Would you rather go to the Poop Deck??" he asked as he plucked the wine bottles around him. "and stop whining! You're gonna give the TFCAKATS a hangover the size of a popsicle stick!"
"Oh, captain, we are forever in you debt!"
"Yus, how can we repay you for the kindness you show us today!"
"Aharhar!! Onward to the pee deck, shipmates!"
((at the pee deck))
"On the count of 3, row!" yelled Link in the stuffy place. "Uno, Dos, Tres!!"
"..." the crew sat stock still, awaiting the order.
"....Ahem, what are you all doing?"
"Awaiting your order, Captain!"
"Do you not know the language of Spanish!?!?"
"Um....no..."
"Hmmm, then do you understand this? Ichii, Ni, San!"
"Nope."
"Grrrr.....Yut, Yee, Sam!"
"Nuh-uh."
"How about...."
"English, sire?"
"Good idea, Right Hand Man! Ok, One, Two, Three!!" he blinked as the whole crew began rolling in different directions. "STOP!! I meant the long stick thingies!!!"
"...Oh...." it took awhile for the crew to figure it out. Once they did, they climbed back into their seat and held onto the oar handles.
"Ok....One, Two, Three!!" he smiled to himself as his crew began to row. He could feel them moving in a much faster pace, and was about to give a shout of encouragement when the whole ship jerked to a stop, forcing them all to fall forward. They could hear wailing from the outside. They must've crashed into something! Link ran up to the top deck, and leaned over the railing. There, in the sea, was a fat Goron clutching his side. "Hey there, are you alright?"
"Ho yes, I am fine, fine, fine a dandy lion. Oh yeah, you're ship crashed into me, but that's alright, really, it is." The Goron said sarcastically.
"Ok then. Bye!!" Link started to go away when the Goron yelled up at him.
"HEY!! I'm not really alright, ok?! I was being sarcastic, now get me up on your ship and heal me!!"
"Fine, fine. But this is not called Your Ship, ok Sarcastic Goron?"
"Then what the bloody hell you call it?!?"
"TFCAKATS!!"
"What?" he rubbed his finger inside his ear.
"Never mind. Here, grab on!" Link through him a Super Noodle. Sarcastic Goron grabbed onto it, and looked up skeptically at Link.
"Will it hold?"
"Hold what? No wait, I know this....Of course it holds! It's SUPER NOODLE!!"
Once Link got Sarcastic Goron up on deck and wrapped him up with a fluffy tortilla, he found out the problem of how they crashed into Sarcastic Goron.
"Tiller Man!! Where are you?!"
"Down in the Pee Deck, Captain!"
"What are you doing down there?!"
"Following your orders!"
"Well get back up here! The thought of a tiller without a Tiller Man....Cripes..."
Reaching the coast of Mountain High, they traveled through a thick forest. It was starting to get dark when Link turned to Right Hand Man.
"Right Hand Man, how long is this road till we reach the Low Fat Castle?"
"About another 2 hours and 27 minutes."
"Mm....Bald Guy!"
"Yessir!" replied Bald Guy.
"Go scout ahead and signal back if there's trouble on the road.
"Hehe, smart move, sire."
"Thank you, Bald Guy," Link watched as Bald Guy disappeared into the darkness. The whole crew walked in silence, till one of their stomachs growled real loud.
"I'm Hungry!" wailed a large set dude.
"Well, Large Set Dude, this IS the Pancake Forest right?"
"No, this is actually the Paper Plate Woods."
"I didn't ask you, Right Hand Man! Anyways....um....hold up till we go to the Low Fat Castle, alright Large Set Dude?"
"Ok...." Large Set Dude sniffed. There was a call in front of them that sounded like paper ripping.
"Paper Rippers....nasty birds, they'll destroy these woods one day....." again, the noise sounded. And again. And again. And again. Again. Suddenly there was a cry of terror. Link quickly reached the scene: a lady person had placed a Tomato's toenail upon Bald Guy's head!
"Gasp! Oh the horror! How dare you place such an evil thing on Bald Guy's Head, Lady Person?!?!"
"I will hold him hostage. I KNOW how to use this toe nail, Link!" Lady Person cried from under her shawl. She was very ninja-like.
"How do you know my name?! Are you a spy for the unthinkably horrible tribe of Mariachi Compact Disks And Other Accessories?!?!"
"No. But I am from a MUCH more eviler empire!"
"Gasp again! Who are you?!" Link unsheathed his French bread. Eviler than the Mariachi Compact Disks And Other Accessories?!?! Impossible!!
"I am...." dramatically throws off the shawl. " Zelda, Queen of the Evil Toenails of DOOM!!"
"ZELDA?!?!" Link staggered back in surprise. "Wait...aren't you the Princess of the Bottled Water Palace???"
"No, that's my twin. Now lemme join you in your journey."
"First, free Bald Guy."
"Alright." Zelda lifted the vile piece of dead cells off Bald Guy and watched him scramble back behind his crew. He whispered to one of the crew.
"Hoi, why didn't you respond to my signal?"
"We thought 'twas paper rippers!"
"There was nuthin' else, I was hiding in a Paper Cup bush!"
"Oh....."
The motley crew of the TFCAKATS stared in awe as they walked down the long hall of the Low Fat Castle. Except for Captain Link and Queen Zelda who, of course, are not impressed. Of course. Once they reached the throne room, they all kneeled down before two Zora's who are obviously King Fork and Queen Spoon..
"Your Majesties, we, the crew of the Tooty Fruity Cupcake AKA The Ship, are most honored to be in the presence of the Lord Fork and Lady Spoon within their beautiful Throne Room of Pearls." Link said in the proper fashion. The Male Zora grunted and stood up, his arm fins flickering slightly.
"First of all, that was a nice thank-you. Second, get things straight! I am Queen Spoon, and my wife is King Fork. I know the tradition of other races are the opposite, but this is the Yogurt Kingdom of Mountain High! Not some place where you call the king King and the queen Queen! And it is Thrown room! Not throne room, THROWN!!" Queen....er, King Fork patted her husband's shoulder, trying to calm him down. "Harrumph! Now that we got things cleared up, you may rest here at the Low Fat Castle untill you feel ready to retrieve the Sacred Silver Plunger," he clapped his hands, and another Zora came into the room, and bowed. "Servant! Take these brave men into their allotted rooms....but we left out one person....no matter, living on a ship, I suppose you all are use to sharing rooms, eh? Now be off with you."
"Please follow me," said Servant and they did. Soon, all who was left was Link and Zelda. "I'm sorry, Milord and Milady, but you must share a room, or else the buttered toast in the morning will be most displeased...."
"We understand, you may leave, Servant," Zelda said, and watched him leave. Then she turned to Link with a mischievous glint in her eyes. "C'mon Link, into the room we go...."
"Un gata!! Barque!! Barque!!" Zelda glared down at the source of her interruption, and was just as astonished as Link when her eyes landed on a freaky looking dog.
"Piñata!! Come back here or no Scotch Tape for you!!"
"Vino...vino....si, senorita pez...." whined Piñata, the Chihuahua. It scampered to a young female Zora. Her face looked suspiciously familiar....Link can't put a finger on it though. She went over to Zelda and Link. There was an uneasy silence. Then she began to circle them, studying the two. She looked to be just a year or two younger than the two Hyrulians.
"You're WEIRD." She exclaimed.
"Well exCUSE me, Zora with a Freaky Dog, but we don't need to hear that from YOU!" snapped Zelda.
"Gasp!" SLAP!! Zora with a Freaky Dog had fish-slapped Zelda!! "How DARE you to snap in front of ME!!"
"..." Zelda felt her slapped cheek and glared at Zora With a Freaky Dog. SLAP!! Zelda unhooked a limp fish from her sash and fish-slapped Zora With a Freaky Dog back!! "How dare YOU to slap me!!"
"..." SLAP!! "How DARE you to slap me BACK!!"
"..." SLAP!! "How dare YOU to counter-slap ME!!"
"..." SLAP!! "How DARE you to CROSS-counter slap me!!"
("Las enojada gatas!")
"..." SLAP!! "How dare YOU to COUNTER-cross-counter slap me!!"
"..." SLAP!! "How DARE you to CROSS-counter-cross-counter slap me!!"
("Carne de la gatas!!")
"..." SLAP!! "How dare YOU to DOUBLE cross-counter slap me!!"
"..." SLAP!! "How DARE you to TRIPLE cross-counter slap me!!"
("Las gatas del SATAN!!!" cowered Pinata)
"..." SLAP!! "How dare YOU to QUADRUPLE cross-counter slap me!!"
"..." SLAP!! "How DARE you to quadruple and A HALF cross-counter me!!"
("Vino....vino....vino...vino.....")
"..." SLAP!! "How dare YOU to ...to...."
"snicker snicker snicker!!" snickered Zora with a Freaky Dog. Zelda whiled around.
"LINK!!! A little HELP here..."
"ZZZZZZZ!! ZZZZZZZ!!!" was Link's reply.
"..." uh-oh, Zelda's twitching. Instantly she became dark and black, her eyes gleaming red. Before you can say 'I'm stupid!', Zelda already has a deadly Ms. English Teacher's toenail between every finger, ready for the attack of the floppy disks!! When suddenly
"NOOOOO!!! NOT MY LOVE!!!" Zora with a Freaky Dog stepped between Zelda and Link, "If you want to kill him, then you got to get through ME!!!" bad choice. Zelda suddenly grinned REAL wide...
"My pleasure..."
"QUIERO QUESO!!!" screamed Pinata as he jumped between Zora with a Freaky Dog. All eyes were on him as variations of periods and commas filled the air.
"..."
",,,"
". . ."
", , ,"
".,."
",.,"
See?
"ZZZZZZZ!!!"
Oh yeah, with the occasional Zs...
"Hablo china!! Fin!!"
A/N: What the hell ish going on?!?! freaky chapter, I was starting to scare myself....anyways, yeah, dun leave me! Intestional gas!! Yeah, there IS another chapter, but not like this. Nope....