A/N : I'm sorry to everyone who's read the first chapter, but this is my
second chapter. Thanks guys!
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We've landed!
(On the ground. Baldrick and Blackadder have unclipped their parachutes, George has just landed)
Blackadder: Damn! You didn't die! I was so hoping you would
George: I say Sir, that isn't very nice at all. Terribly unsporting I would think. Where's your true British Spirit?
Blackadder: And second on my list of people I don't want to see today, where's Baldrick?
George: I'll be with you in a second sir, those parachutes are awfully, well, snappy.
Blackadder: Thanks for that terribly useful piece of information George; I really wanted to know that.
Baldrick: Sir! I think I've found something! Come here!
Blackadder: It had better be good Baldrick. The last time I came after you'd said that, it took several baths to get the smell off. It had better not have legs, is all I can say.
George: Excellent! Are we going to do the seek, find, report, and then get shiny medals to pin to ourselves at teatime? I love treasure!
Blackadder: (exasperatedly) No George
(They all gather round Baldrick)
Blackadder: Baldrick?
Baldrick: Yes sir?
Blackadder: Do you know what this is Baldrick?
Baldrick: Of course I do Sir. It's some sort of tortoise! I'm going to call him Boris. (to the object) you beautiful thing you! Aren't you special!
George: What a splendid idea! Congratulations Baldrick, and Captain, now we can have a regimental mascot! We can be the tortoi..tortoiseis..tortosis...Tortoes, I'm afraid I don't know sir. Never mind! It's the idea that counts!
Blackadder: I'm afraid Boris, isn't a tortoise, Gentlemen, this is a mine.
Now on three, one, two, three.
Blackadder,George,Baldrick: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
We've landed!
(On the ground. Baldrick and Blackadder have unclipped their parachutes, George has just landed)
Blackadder: Damn! You didn't die! I was so hoping you would
George: I say Sir, that isn't very nice at all. Terribly unsporting I would think. Where's your true British Spirit?
Blackadder: And second on my list of people I don't want to see today, where's Baldrick?
George: I'll be with you in a second sir, those parachutes are awfully, well, snappy.
Blackadder: Thanks for that terribly useful piece of information George; I really wanted to know that.
Baldrick: Sir! I think I've found something! Come here!
Blackadder: It had better be good Baldrick. The last time I came after you'd said that, it took several baths to get the smell off. It had better not have legs, is all I can say.
George: Excellent! Are we going to do the seek, find, report, and then get shiny medals to pin to ourselves at teatime? I love treasure!
Blackadder: (exasperatedly) No George
(They all gather round Baldrick)
Blackadder: Baldrick?
Baldrick: Yes sir?
Blackadder: Do you know what this is Baldrick?
Baldrick: Of course I do Sir. It's some sort of tortoise! I'm going to call him Boris. (to the object) you beautiful thing you! Aren't you special!
George: What a splendid idea! Congratulations Baldrick, and Captain, now we can have a regimental mascot! We can be the tortoi..tortoiseis..tortosis...Tortoes, I'm afraid I don't know sir. Never mind! It's the idea that counts!
Blackadder: I'm afraid Boris, isn't a tortoise, Gentlemen, this is a mine.
Now on three, one, two, three.
Blackadder,George,Baldrick: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!