Hi all you brave people out there. Im kinda surprised you actually wanted to read this fic. Its kinda messed up, but then again it comes from the brains of De_Vampire_Angelique, and myself. We do not own Final Fantasy 8. Well we do kinda, we have the game and the strategy guide, but we dun own the characters. The idea for the fic, however comes from our pure genius.
De_Vampire_Angelique: Genius? What the hell? Oh, you're talking about me! oh okay then.
Miru88: ....I was talking about me. My genius surpasses your genius!!
De_Vampire_Angelique: uhhh huuhh....yeah.....suuuure dude. You didn't say that before when I helped you on that test.....*snickers*
Miru88: ...*shifty eyes* What test? I don't remember a test! Anyway on to the story!
Legally Drunk
A Fic by the talented minds of: De_vampire_Angelique and Miru88
Okay guys! We gotta plan this out and it has to be good! Rinoa said in excitement. Hey Rinoa, you're so lucky that Zell is keeping Squall occupied! Selphie exclaimed. Irvine had a slightly concerned look on his face. Um Selphie? I think she should be worried not lucky. With those words, Irvine's back, (which mind you, was badly sun burnt) had been greeted by Selphie's hand. While slapping his back she said, Oh Irvy-poo! Don't say such things! Irvine's reaction, however was, OWWWCH!!! Selphie!! My sunburn!
While Irvine and Selphie were discussing the importance of the situation, Rinoa and Quistis were planning the party for Squall. Selphie? Irvine? Can you do me a favor? Rinoa asked. Sure what is it? they both replied in unison. Quistis answered for Rinoa, We need you to go out and get a present for Squall. - and it would be really nice if you could bring one surprise each! Nothing too big though, okay? added Rinoa.
Everyone turned to Irvine. he asked. Rinoa gave him a slight worried smile, Irvine? Can you make sure your gift is ... well practical? Just as he was about answer her, Selphie pulls him away. We'll be right back! C'mon Irvy-poo!
Meanwhile...in the cafeteria...
Mmm MAN WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE HOT DOGS?
... ...Zell can you not scream?
But Squall! These hot dogs are just awesome! I mean for the first time in who knows how long, I finally got to eat one!
Squall just shakes his head while attempting to take a bite of his hot dog.
Hey, Squall?
Are you going to eat that?
Fine then! I'll just go and get another one! he shouts, getting up from his chair and walking towards the lunch lady. As Squall takes his first bite he hears Zell shouting. WHAT! HOW CAN YOU BE ALL OUT OF HOT DOGS ALREADY!? I JUST GOT ONE THREE MINUTES AGO! Zell walks back to the table that he and Squall were sitting at. Can you believe that Squall? They are all out!
And at the mall...
Oh Irvy? What are you going to get Squall?
Dunno. Maybe a magazine...or two.
Its his Birthday! He's going to be twenty-one!
That's why I'm getting him a magazine.
But magazines are for kids and teenagers. Well, except for Bride' and those home maker magazines, but you cant get him that!
oohhh no! Im not getting him THAT type of magazine.
Selphie suspiciously glares at Irvine, wondering what he has planned. Uh, Selphie? Can I go look around for Squall's
Okay, but meet me back here in an hour!
says Irvine while running to the local book store.
To the Ball Room!
Quistis? Do you think we can pull this off?
Yeah! All we need is the decorations, which I have right here!
I hope Zell can hold Squall off...
Im sure he can Rinoa she says while shoving some party favors in Rinoa's face.
Uh, Quistis?
How do I look? Rinoa asks with a little party hat on.
...maybe we shouldn't use the party hats.
Can you imagine what Irvine could do to these?
Or Zell for that matter.
They both laughed hysterically.
Remember that time when we had that really fun party for YOUR birthday Quistis?
...you had to remind me??
Back at the Cafeteria...
C'mon Squall! One piece! One little piece! begs Zell while drooling on the table. Of course, this only encourages Squall. Zell watches Squall take his time eating the last piece of the hot dog. Nooooooooooo!!! How could you do that?! he sobs.
Im gonna go get another one Zell.
But they are all out!
Ignoring Zell, Squall gets up and asks the lunch lady for another hot dog. Surprisingly, Squall returns with a hot dog. Immediately, Zell runs up to the counter.
DAMNIT! WHY?! NOOO! THERE HAS TO BE ONE LEFT SOMEWHERE!
What surprises lay ahead of us at the bookstore...
Hot damn! Irvine says while turning the pages of his new found magazine. His eyes grow wide as he finds one picture. HOLY KUKAMNGA! What an interesting article on Marine Biology! he says while turning the corner to get to the register.
Marine biology! Oooh gime I wanna see! exclaimed Selphie.
Uh no. No did I say marine biology' I meant supreme democracy'!
Um, Irvy? You did say marine biology'. she says snatching the magazine away from him. She takes one look at the article and says, Irvy? Breast implants don't count as marine biology. She sighs and asks Are you really going to buy him that magazine?
Well, he is going to be twenty-one.
Okay fine, but get him something else too. Something, that is a little more decent.
Irvine says while trying to sneak another magazine with him.
No no no! You cant look at these dirty things Irvy-poo. They are going to ruin your brain.
Decoration Master or Disaster...
Uh, Quistis? Can you make your streamers a little nicer?
They are nice!
Well, I mean Squall isn't turning four...if you know what I mean.
Excuse me?!
You're excused. Can you please do the table decorations?
ugh fine! she says in disgust.
While Quistis lays out the table decorations Rinoa attempts to fix the streamers. Hey! I was doing that! Quistis yells and throws a streamer at Rinoa.
What was that for?! Rinoa says while glaring back.
Hot Dogs For Everyone but Zell...
After half an hour of watching Squall devour a delicious hot dog Zell is this much closer to finally cracking. mmmm it tastes so good! Squall says just to push Zell to his limit.
AHHH THAT'S IT! I WANT A HOT DOG AND I WANT IT NOW!
Will Zell ever get his precious hot dog from the evil grasps of the cafeteria lady? Will Squall succeed in getting the nice men in white coats to take Zell away? Will Irvine get to smuggle his own magazine out of the book store? Will Selphie find a decent article on Marine Biology? Will Rinoa fix Quistis's empire of messy streamers and will Quistis successfully beam Rinoa in the head with a roll of streamers before Rinoa fixes her empire of messy streamers? Nooooobody knows!
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Miru88: So how did you like that?
De_Vampire_Angelique: Will Seifer ever get rid of his fear of poultry? *pssst* That means chickens!
Miru88: ...we didn't even mention Seifer!
De_Vampire_Angelique: really?
Miru88: yeah.
De_Vampire_Angelique: Well you know what? Noooobody Knows!
Miru88: *whacks De_Vampire_Angelique on the head with a Frying pan* And will De_Vampire_Angelique ever revive from her concussion?
De_Vampire_Angelique: @.@ nooooOOooooObOoooDyyy KnooowS!
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