Hi everyone! Okay sorry for the looong wait. We, De_Vampire_Angelique and Miru88 do not own Final Fantasy VIII.
Miru88: Well we do.....we have the game...
De_Vampire_Angelique: Yeah, but what we mean is that we don't own the characters.....but I claim Zell! HE'S MINE!!!
Miru88: *sweat drop* um...she means that she likes him.oO;
De_Vampire_Angelique: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I loooooove him!!
Miru88: ...yeah...we know.
De_Vampire_Angelique: Well you love Squall...
Miru88: ...yeah...lots of people do...anyway...there are yet once again hints of pornography in here no details. Its just Irvine....ew
De_Vampire_Angelique: And there is ....I guess maybe some offence to Quistis...
Well anyway we own the plot of the fic and are ready to sue if anyone steals it!! MUAHAHA!
We left off in this interesting story when Zell could not get a hot dog from the cafeteria lady. Yes, it seems that the blond haired tattooed boy could not get a second serving of hotdogs....but that's not where we are going to start off part II...no....sorry...if that's what you were expecting you were wrong....
Legally Drunk Part II
A Fic by the talented minds of: De_vampire_Angelique and Miru88
Coming of age....the magazine...
I cant believe you got him that magazine! Selphie snickered.
He is going to be 21. Its a coming of age gift! said Irvine chuckling. Selphie too deep in her hysterics slapped Irvine on the back and forgot about his sunburn. OH IRVY! You sooooo silly!! tee hee! *Screaming can be heard in the background*
WWF Smack Down in the Ball Room..
Aaaaaah!!!! TAKE THIS! yelled Quistis while putting Rinoa in a headlock. Rinoa was gagging, but was able to flip Quistis over. she said out loud, full of confidence...then got hit in the face with a roll of blue streamer. Both of the girls flipped their own table and began launching random fluffy objects at each other.
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?! Rinoa shouted.
SQUALL IS MINE AND HE'LL NEVER BE YOURS! HA HA!
I can't belive...Quistis looked down for a moment, YOU JUST SAID THAT!! TAKE THAT BACK!! HOW CAN YOU PROVE THAT?!?!?!?!
Cause he LOOOOOOOOOOVES ME!
Quistis was about to retort when she stopped herself suddenly, ...wait....THATS NOT PROOF!!!
Then what's this, huh?? Rinoa gloated while waving squalls ring in the air.
YOU MADE A COPY!! YOU COULD HAVE STOLLEN IT FROM HIM AND MADE A DAMN COPY!
well....WELL I'VE HAD MORE INTIMATE' MOMENTS WITH HIM!
Quistis's eyes widened, LIKE WHAT!?
Rinoa blushed, ..we were at the beach...and well I had lots of fun, if you know what I mean. she giggled/
Quistis got out of her hiding spot behind the table and sat nest to Rinoa, Really? Do tell!!
Okay! Well...hehe...we..
Return of the man with Poltraphobia (fear of chickens in our language)
Hey, Chicken-wuss. Shut up! Seifer said eating a hot dog.
For the millionth time!! DON'T CALL ME Ch- WAIT! How did you get a hot dog???!
Fujin and Raijin are getting them for me.
You're groupies are getting you hot-dogs? he mumbled in a softer voice, I thought we killed them....twice...
What was that? barked Raijin.
Zell grinned. he coughed.
Fujin glared at him and put her hand to his throat, ready to squeeze his life away.
EEEEEE!!!! SQUALL!!!! Zell's voice squeaked.
Im trying to eat my hot dog...in peace. Squall attempts to walk off in the other direction but Zell grabs him.
Still...at the mall...
OH YAY! MUSIC STORE! Selphie exclaimed.
M-m..music? You think they have any videos here Selphie? Irvine said grinning.
..videos?? ...um....Oh yeah...down there. She pointed to an section of the store that was not too far away.
hehe....this'll be better than the magazine..
The Tales of Rinoa and her romantic adventures with Squall..
And then we had this date. It was so romantic! I mean... Rinoa sighed. Oh god! Look what time it its! We have to clean up and get everything together!!
Darn...I wanted to hear all the details....its not fair!
The door to the room booms open and Irvine and Selphie appear.
Oh...hi guys! Rinoa greeted both of them.
What did you get Squall? questioned Quistis.
Ohhh yeah well....I decided to get him a game. I mean we were at the music store and it was the coolest thing cause I found a game section.
...and what game did you get him? said Rinoa curiously.
Oh...Final Fantasy VII! Yeah...its pretty cool.
What about you Irvine? asked Quistis.
...a comming of age gift...and article on marine biology and a Happy Birthday video...
Oooohhhh a Happy Birthday video??? We should watch it! Rinoa beamed.
Yeah! Thats a good idea! Selphie squealed.
....um....no...no no one but Squall can watch it. Irvine said cautiously.
...yeah...guys I think Irvine is right...we dont want to watch this. Quistis said taking a look at the video case.
Irvy....Im disapointed in you....I mean you already got him the magazine. Selphie sighed.
m-magazine? IRVINE HOW DARE YOU! SQUALL DOESNT NEED TO LOOK AT SOME PORNO MAGAZINE OR VIDEO! HE HAS ME!
Irvine sighed... and what if you arent enough?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN what if I'm not enough?' OF COURSE IM ENOUGH! I MEAN I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS IF I WANTED!
Ooh really? Prove it!
Everyone gasps.
IRVY! HOW COULD YOU! Selphie slaps him on his sunburn again.
AND HOW DID YOU GET THAT SUNBURN ANYWAY!?
I was at the beach with Quistis!!!
Everyone gasps again!
IRVY YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT TELL!!! Quistis bursts out.
Oops...I mean well...I was at the beach with some one who looks a lot like Quistis!...yeah
Selphie slaps him again and knees him where it hurts. YOU PlAYER! AND YOU! She turns to Quistis. YOU LITTLE WHORE! Selphie slaps Quistis across the face.
OW! WHAT wAs THAT FOR!? I MEAN I ONLY WENT CAUSE HE SAID THAT HE NEEDED HELP PICKING A BATHING SUIT FOR YOU!
Irvine and Rinoa slowly back away from the two quarreling women.
So.....would you like to prove it to me now? Irvine says slyly.
...youre an ass. Rinoa glares and slaps him, But I'll prove it. she says seriously.
WHAT!? REALLY?! he exclaims and gains the attention of Selphie and Quistis.
Im going to get Squall right now...do you guys have the timer?
I'll keep him away for as long as ....three hours. I dont wanna ware myself out hehe.
Everyone gasps yet again.
In the Cafeteria...
Noooooooooooo HELP ME! HELP ME! SQUALL! Zell pleads in a squeaky raspy voice while clutching on to Squall's jacket.
Hes really pathetic ya know?
...chicken wuss is an idiot.
Guys let him go...he sounds constipated.
I--do-not sound-ugh CONSTIPATED! Zell potested.
Fujin let him go and Raijin and Seifer laughed their asses off while walking away to get more hot dogs.
Will Selphie ever get the story straight between Quistis and Irvine? Will Quistis ever get to tell the story to Selphie? Will Irvine ever get his proof? Will Zell ...once again ever get his hot dog? Will Rinoa be able to keep Squall away for three hours? Will...well we know Squall would enjoy it so it doesnt matter. - -
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A/N:
Miru88: So how was it? Theres gonna be a part 3 if we get more reviews.
De_Vampire_Angelique: Yup Yup Yup! More reviews!
Miru88 & De_Vampire_Angelique:
We would like to thank the following people for reveiwing this fic...
Hiasha: Thank you so much. We are very sorry you had to wait so long for this to come out. You were our first reviewer and we hope you continue to review.
HappyD: Sup? We thank you too!
blackmage718: Thank you for you review and we are sorry it took this long to update!
RadicalEdward: Yep...so Rinoa did get pissed off in the end...oO;