Pineapples, Playboy and Pez
By: Irish Foxxie
Wow! I actually own something in here! I own Bob! Fear my fishie pen, Bob! He writes and he... writes more! Mwuhahaha! Oh yeah, I don't own anything else. You also may notice a few U2 songs in here, well deal with it, coz I luv U2! *gets strange looks* What? Not you, U2, the group v_v
Ch.3 Chutes and Ladders
Now, starting from where we left off, Yoda is still pointing down grinning like an idiot and little kids are running around screaming...
Obi-Wan: *starts bashing head into the wall*
Yoda: What?! Not like Yoda's judgment, you do?
Obi-Wan: *rubs head* Yeaaaah, well I'm just gonna go now... *runs away scared*
Before Obi-Wan takes off to Kamino, he needs to get a few drinks, so who's better to go to than Mace Windu? So Obi-Wan opens the door to find Mace Windu with headphones on, doing the Moonwalk, holding a donut in his hand, and worst of all he's in his underwear... with little hearts on them!
Mace Windu: If you walkaway, walkaway, I walkaway, walkaway - I will follow! *takes a bite of the donut* Mmmm, donuts.. walkaway, walkaway, I walkaway, walkaway!!
Obi-Wan: I just won't ask... *grabs beers and walks out slowly*
Okay, so let's get back to Padme and Anakin... even though we would all like to ignore them _
Anakin: *walks in room with a pair of underwear over his head with a bottle of beer poking out of his mouth, and in his arms he's holding a rubber goose (forget rubber chickens, I wanna gooooose!)*
Padme: *stare*
Anakin: *falls over on the floor* Man, the chicks here know how to partaaaaaay!
Padme: *angry* I can party too!
Anakin: Heh heh... Ahahahaha! You? *rolls over on the floor laughing while squeezing rubber goose*
Padme: Very funny. You realize I'm from here too, I grew up HERE in Naboo!
Anakin: Yeah... but you were the queen...
Padme: *gets even more furious and comes up to Anakin and kisses him*
Anakin: *squeezes rubber goose tightly until it's head flies off and hits Padme*
Padme: *rubs head* Owie...
Anakin: Okay... that was "special".. *runs under table trembling*
Padme: Oh, you know you liked it! You love me, admit it!
Anakin: *scared* What the hell are you talking about woman? I just want my jiffy-pop.. *sniffle*
Padme: It just wouldn't work out, we would have to hide our love!
What Anakin hears: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, jiffy-pop.
Anakin: o_o Where's the jiffy-pop?! Tell me, woman!
Padme: What are you talking about?
Anakin: Jiffy-pop!!! *tackles Padme*
Meanwhile Obi-Wan has arrived at Kamino, yes, somehow he found out how to get there, anyway, back to the story..
Obi-Wan: *enters Tipoca City* Wooo, that sure was a long trip. Heh... I kinda need to piss.
Taun We: Welcome, master Obi-Wan. We've been expecting you.
Obi-Wan: *screams like a girl* What the hell are you talking about?! *turns around and screams again* o_o What a horrible creation!
Taun We: *looks around clueless*
Obi-Wan: *puts his hand over his *** and begins bouncing around* Gotta go, gotta go, gotta goooooo!
Taun We: *once again looks clueless* Is that normal?
Obi-Wan: *blushes* Yes... this is how us Jedi say, hiya!
Taun We: *begins mimicking Obi-Wan* Come now, Obi-Wan, my master must see you.
Obi-Wan: Ummm, yeah, right.
Now, in Taun We takes Obi-Wan to the bathroom, then to see Lama Su, woo hoo, fun, fun.
Obi-Wan: Hello... uh, Lama-Soup.
Lama Su: Yeaaaah, anyway, we've got the clones' ready that Sifo-Dyas requested.
Obi-Wan: Haha, Sifo-Dyas? Dude, that guy's dead!
Lama Su: Oh, too bad. Well, you wanna see the clones anyway?
Obi-Wan: *looks at watch that was badly drawn on his wrist* Well, I got nothing better to do.
**Lama Su and Tuan We take Obi-Wan to see the clones**
Obi-Wan: WHAT THE HELL?!?! They all look exactly the same! What is this madness?!
Lama Su: Yeaaaah, they're the clones.
Obi-Wan: What's a clone?
Lama Su: They're what you're looking at right now.
Obi-Wan: You?
Lama Su: No, the guys over there... *points*
Obi-Wan: *looks over at all the clones and shrieks* They all look the same!!!
Lama Su: ... Ahem, anyway, these were made from the bounty hunter, Jango Fett.
Obi-Wan: Foot? *slight cackle*
Lama Su: No, Fett.
Obi-Wan: But you said Foot...
Lama Su: No I didn't! I said Fruit!!! o_o *covers mouth*
Obi-Wan: What, who's a fruit? *turns around to Tuan We* You're the fruit! I knew it! *doesn't know what he's talking about anymore and turns around to the clones again* o_o THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!
Lama Su: *finally runs away screaming*
Obi-Wan: Psh, what's his problem. *looks ahead of him to see a door that says "JANGO FETT" on it* Heh, what's a Jango Fett? *walks up to door and rings doorbell*
And inside this "mysterious" door Jango Fett is laying on his couch, listening to Zoo Station (fear the U2 song madness) whistling the tune, and he is eating his beloved jiffy-pop, while Boba is playing Chutes and Ladders by himself.
Boba: No!!! I got a ladder! *begins choking self*
Jango: *ignores Boba and hears doorbell ring* Damn... *turns stereo up and tries to ignore Obi-Wan*
Zoo Staaatioooon!
Obi-Wan: *rings doorbell again*
Gotta make it on time, Zoo Staaatioooon!
Obi-Wan: *rings doorbell again* v_v
Jango: Damn this guy _ *turns stereo up even louder* I'm ready, I'm ready for the gridlock, I'm ready to take it to the street, I'm ready for the shuffle, Ready for the deal, Ready to let go of the steering wheel, I'm ready, Ready for the crush Obi-Wan: *begins ringing doorbell at the beat of the song*
Now Jango turns up the stereo again but it's a little too loud and BOOM! Yeah, it exploded...
Jango: *sob* My Achtung Baby cd...
Obi-Wan: *notices the door is unlocked and opens it*
Boba: Who are you and why are you in my house?! *throws pineapple at Obi- Wans head*
Obi-Wan: *pissed off* Okay, tell your damn kid to shove that damn pineapple up his damn ass!!!
Boba: *does so and runs into his room screaming*
Switch to 2 hours later...
Jango Fett and Boba are sitting at the table completely drunk, listening to Obi-Wan's ranting, and he is also completely drunk.
Obi-Wan: So there I wassm... surrounded by like 5- *hiccup* hundred guys...
Jango: *sits there drooling*
**Suddenly a little pen that's shaped like a fish that's yellow with purple and pink spots jumps out of Obi-Wan's pocket and dances around the table**
Obi-Wan: No, damn it! *blushes* No one's supposed to see that!
Jango Fett: What the hell is that? I've been pretty damn drunk, but to see stuff like this... you've gotta be stoned!
Fishie Pen: Hey, I gotta name, and it's Bob! And I am special, I can write! See! *pops tail off and writes "Boba Fett is a Fruit"*
Boba: Duuuuuude, that's too coooool!
Jango: Heh, the little dude is shitting ink!
Bob (Fishie Pen): I shit you not!
Obi-Wan: Okay, that's enough! *tries to grab Bob but he gets away and runs out the door with the last bottle of beer (yes, if Boba can run with a pineapple up his butt than a pen can run too)*
Boba: Oh no! How will we find Bob?
Obi-Wan: Well... *notices a trail of ink* We can, FOLLOW THE YELLOW-BRICK ROAD!!! Or... that trail of ink. *runs off*
Jango: *suddenly gets up with a stern look* Bobo, pack your things... we're goin to Disneyland!
Boba: For that last time, it's BOBA! Oh well, Woo hoo!!! *gets up and trips over pineapple*
Too Be Continued...
Will Obi-Wan get Bob and his last bottle of beer? Will Jango and Boba really go to Disneyland? And will Anakin get his jiffy-pop? And... will I ever shut up? Find out in Chapter four!
By: Irish Foxxie
Wow! I actually own something in here! I own Bob! Fear my fishie pen, Bob! He writes and he... writes more! Mwuhahaha! Oh yeah, I don't own anything else. You also may notice a few U2 songs in here, well deal with it, coz I luv U2! *gets strange looks* What? Not you, U2, the group v_v
Ch.3 Chutes and Ladders
Now, starting from where we left off, Yoda is still pointing down grinning like an idiot and little kids are running around screaming...
Obi-Wan: *starts bashing head into the wall*
Yoda: What?! Not like Yoda's judgment, you do?
Obi-Wan: *rubs head* Yeaaaah, well I'm just gonna go now... *runs away scared*
Before Obi-Wan takes off to Kamino, he needs to get a few drinks, so who's better to go to than Mace Windu? So Obi-Wan opens the door to find Mace Windu with headphones on, doing the Moonwalk, holding a donut in his hand, and worst of all he's in his underwear... with little hearts on them!
Mace Windu: If you walkaway, walkaway, I walkaway, walkaway - I will follow! *takes a bite of the donut* Mmmm, donuts.. walkaway, walkaway, I walkaway, walkaway!!
Obi-Wan: I just won't ask... *grabs beers and walks out slowly*
Okay, so let's get back to Padme and Anakin... even though we would all like to ignore them _
Anakin: *walks in room with a pair of underwear over his head with a bottle of beer poking out of his mouth, and in his arms he's holding a rubber goose (forget rubber chickens, I wanna gooooose!)*
Padme: *stare*
Anakin: *falls over on the floor* Man, the chicks here know how to partaaaaaay!
Padme: *angry* I can party too!
Anakin: Heh heh... Ahahahaha! You? *rolls over on the floor laughing while squeezing rubber goose*
Padme: Very funny. You realize I'm from here too, I grew up HERE in Naboo!
Anakin: Yeah... but you were the queen...
Padme: *gets even more furious and comes up to Anakin and kisses him*
Anakin: *squeezes rubber goose tightly until it's head flies off and hits Padme*
Padme: *rubs head* Owie...
Anakin: Okay... that was "special".. *runs under table trembling*
Padme: Oh, you know you liked it! You love me, admit it!
Anakin: *scared* What the hell are you talking about woman? I just want my jiffy-pop.. *sniffle*
Padme: It just wouldn't work out, we would have to hide our love!
What Anakin hears: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, jiffy-pop.
Anakin: o_o Where's the jiffy-pop?! Tell me, woman!
Padme: What are you talking about?
Anakin: Jiffy-pop!!! *tackles Padme*
Meanwhile Obi-Wan has arrived at Kamino, yes, somehow he found out how to get there, anyway, back to the story..
Obi-Wan: *enters Tipoca City* Wooo, that sure was a long trip. Heh... I kinda need to piss.
Taun We: Welcome, master Obi-Wan. We've been expecting you.
Obi-Wan: *screams like a girl* What the hell are you talking about?! *turns around and screams again* o_o What a horrible creation!
Taun We: *looks around clueless*
Obi-Wan: *puts his hand over his *** and begins bouncing around* Gotta go, gotta go, gotta goooooo!
Taun We: *once again looks clueless* Is that normal?
Obi-Wan: *blushes* Yes... this is how us Jedi say, hiya!
Taun We: *begins mimicking Obi-Wan* Come now, Obi-Wan, my master must see you.
Obi-Wan: Ummm, yeah, right.
Now, in Taun We takes Obi-Wan to the bathroom, then to see Lama Su, woo hoo, fun, fun.
Obi-Wan: Hello... uh, Lama-Soup.
Lama Su: Yeaaaah, anyway, we've got the clones' ready that Sifo-Dyas requested.
Obi-Wan: Haha, Sifo-Dyas? Dude, that guy's dead!
Lama Su: Oh, too bad. Well, you wanna see the clones anyway?
Obi-Wan: *looks at watch that was badly drawn on his wrist* Well, I got nothing better to do.
**Lama Su and Tuan We take Obi-Wan to see the clones**
Obi-Wan: WHAT THE HELL?!?! They all look exactly the same! What is this madness?!
Lama Su: Yeaaaah, they're the clones.
Obi-Wan: What's a clone?
Lama Su: They're what you're looking at right now.
Obi-Wan: You?
Lama Su: No, the guys over there... *points*
Obi-Wan: *looks over at all the clones and shrieks* They all look the same!!!
Lama Su: ... Ahem, anyway, these were made from the bounty hunter, Jango Fett.
Obi-Wan: Foot? *slight cackle*
Lama Su: No, Fett.
Obi-Wan: But you said Foot...
Lama Su: No I didn't! I said Fruit!!! o_o *covers mouth*
Obi-Wan: What, who's a fruit? *turns around to Tuan We* You're the fruit! I knew it! *doesn't know what he's talking about anymore and turns around to the clones again* o_o THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!
Lama Su: *finally runs away screaming*
Obi-Wan: Psh, what's his problem. *looks ahead of him to see a door that says "JANGO FETT" on it* Heh, what's a Jango Fett? *walks up to door and rings doorbell*
And inside this "mysterious" door Jango Fett is laying on his couch, listening to Zoo Station (fear the U2 song madness) whistling the tune, and he is eating his beloved jiffy-pop, while Boba is playing Chutes and Ladders by himself.
Boba: No!!! I got a ladder! *begins choking self*
Jango: *ignores Boba and hears doorbell ring* Damn... *turns stereo up and tries to ignore Obi-Wan*
Zoo Staaatioooon!
Obi-Wan: *rings doorbell again*
Gotta make it on time, Zoo Staaatioooon!
Obi-Wan: *rings doorbell again* v_v
Jango: Damn this guy _ *turns stereo up even louder* I'm ready, I'm ready for the gridlock, I'm ready to take it to the street, I'm ready for the shuffle, Ready for the deal, Ready to let go of the steering wheel, I'm ready, Ready for the crush Obi-Wan: *begins ringing doorbell at the beat of the song*
Now Jango turns up the stereo again but it's a little too loud and BOOM! Yeah, it exploded...
Jango: *sob* My Achtung Baby cd...
Obi-Wan: *notices the door is unlocked and opens it*
Boba: Who are you and why are you in my house?! *throws pineapple at Obi- Wans head*
Obi-Wan: *pissed off* Okay, tell your damn kid to shove that damn pineapple up his damn ass!!!
Boba: *does so and runs into his room screaming*
Switch to 2 hours later...
Jango Fett and Boba are sitting at the table completely drunk, listening to Obi-Wan's ranting, and he is also completely drunk.
Obi-Wan: So there I wassm... surrounded by like 5- *hiccup* hundred guys...
Jango: *sits there drooling*
**Suddenly a little pen that's shaped like a fish that's yellow with purple and pink spots jumps out of Obi-Wan's pocket and dances around the table**
Obi-Wan: No, damn it! *blushes* No one's supposed to see that!
Jango Fett: What the hell is that? I've been pretty damn drunk, but to see stuff like this... you've gotta be stoned!
Fishie Pen: Hey, I gotta name, and it's Bob! And I am special, I can write! See! *pops tail off and writes "Boba Fett is a Fruit"*
Boba: Duuuuuude, that's too coooool!
Jango: Heh, the little dude is shitting ink!
Bob (Fishie Pen): I shit you not!
Obi-Wan: Okay, that's enough! *tries to grab Bob but he gets away and runs out the door with the last bottle of beer (yes, if Boba can run with a pineapple up his butt than a pen can run too)*
Boba: Oh no! How will we find Bob?
Obi-Wan: Well... *notices a trail of ink* We can, FOLLOW THE YELLOW-BRICK ROAD!!! Or... that trail of ink. *runs off*
Jango: *suddenly gets up with a stern look* Bobo, pack your things... we're goin to Disneyland!
Boba: For that last time, it's BOBA! Oh well, Woo hoo!!! *gets up and trips over pineapple*
Too Be Continued...
Will Obi-Wan get Bob and his last bottle of beer? Will Jango and Boba really go to Disneyland? And will Anakin get his jiffy-pop? And... will I ever shut up? Find out in Chapter four!