Pineapples, Playboy, and Pez
By: Irish Foxxie
Omigod! I actually updated this old and moldy thing! o_o Well, I know this is really short and crappy, I mainly updated to prove I never died. So here's how things turn out when I have baaad writers block, Tadaa!
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So we left off with Obi-Wan chasing a fish-shaped pen hallucination thing, and Jango and Boba are getting ready to leave to Disneyland, and let's not forget they're drunk.
Obi-Wan: *running around chasing the little fishie pen* Get back here you little bugger!
Jango: *getting in ship* Hurry up Boba! Disneyland won't stay open forever!
Boba: *jump roping* Okay, daddy! *suddenly trips and falls flat on his face*
Obi-Wan: Haha, I got ya! *reaches out to grab Bob, but loses attention as he looks up and sees Jango, but because Obi-Wan's so drunk, he sees a giant penguin*
Jango: *looks at Obi-Wan confused*
Obi-Wan: Ohhhh, you again! It's too hot for you to be here, don't worry, I'm trying to help you, little penguin. *walks slowly towards Jango*
Jango: What the hell? Boba, lock the door and don't let this guy in the ship!
Boba: Ok, daddy! *smiles dumbly*
Bob (fishie pen): *jumps in ship just before door closes* I'll be safe in here! *bounces on seat*
Boba: *scratches butt as he sits down, and smooshes Bob, but of course he doesn't notice*
Bob (fishie pen): Eeee eeee eeee! *squeaky noises*
Boba: Oh... excuse me! *girlish giggle*
Bob (fishie pen): *begins squirming around*
Boba: o_o *shrieks and gets up, sees Bob and shrieks again, and throws Bob in the trash can screaming* (thus the ending of the hallucination of Bob)
**Outside the ship**
Obi Wan: *throws space age aluminum rock at Jango and watches it bounce off his head*
Jango: *clunk* The pencil is in the coffee!! *gets out gun*
Obi-Wan: o_o Wait, no, bad penguin!
Jango: I'm gonna get you, you damn- *suddenly falls, tripping over his own feet and water squirts out of the gun*
Obi-Wan: Tee hee, PENGUIN!!! *jumps on Jango's back and causes his jetpack to go off*
Jango: *floats off into the sky*
Obi-Wan: *watching Jango* Well... I think I handled that pretty well... wait, penguins can't fly! Wha- *passes out*
Now back in Coruscant the Jedi are bored... really, really bored. Yoda's in the bathroom shoving Pez up his nose while listening and dancing to Eminem, while Mace Windu hangs upside-down from a couch, still in his underwear, poking and squeezing Obi-Wans Jawa plushie. In another room Adi Gallia plays Mario Kart64 against some random Jedi.
Random Jedi: *throws controller down* Damn you! Damn you and that damn princess Peach! She's got damn sideburns! *runs out screaming* I HATE VIDEO GAMES!
Adi Gallia: o_o It's just a game... *looks at screen* Hey, Peach does have sideburns!
Mace Windu: *falls on his head* I'VE GOT IT!
Yoda: *runs out of bathroom* Yay! We're doomed!
Mace Windu: Yeah... anyways... Yoda, when was the last time you've been to a nightclub?
Yoda: *blinks and begins to lick the wall* And the Snozzberries... Taste like Snozzberries!
Mace Windu: EXACTLY!- (AN: he was obviously drinking beer...)- So! *grabs Yoda by the hand* Let's go!
*A whole bunch of Jedi's appear out nowhere*
Jedi's: *all hold up beer bottles or Pez Dispensers* HOO HAH!
IN NIGHTCLUB
The music is blasting, Mace Windu is trying desperately to hit on girls, but is only slapped on the face and turned down, and on the dance floors the crowd cheers "YODA, YODA!" as the little green guy break dances, giggling foolishly.
Random chick: Wow, he's hot, isn't he?
Other chick: Yeah, I wonder if he's taken!
Mace Windu: *mutters under breath then turns to bar* I'll have a beer...
Jedi's sitting at bar: *all hold up beer bottles* HOO HAH! _______________________________________________________
Next time, Anakin and Padme goodness! And it will come much sooner, I promise!
Now excuse me... I was somewhat sick while making the second half of this. I left school early because of a fever and got oober bored, so tadaa, tis why I worked on this! *runs off to sleep*
::ANOTHER NOTE!!!:: Ahem... I was gonna put this up a looong time ago but kinda forgot.. I ever had a fanfic. I am so sorry! XD I won't do it again!
By: Irish Foxxie
Omigod! I actually updated this old and moldy thing! o_o Well, I know this is really short and crappy, I mainly updated to prove I never died. So here's how things turn out when I have baaad writers block, Tadaa!
__________________________________________
So we left off with Obi-Wan chasing a fish-shaped pen hallucination thing, and Jango and Boba are getting ready to leave to Disneyland, and let's not forget they're drunk.
Obi-Wan: *running around chasing the little fishie pen* Get back here you little bugger!
Jango: *getting in ship* Hurry up Boba! Disneyland won't stay open forever!
Boba: *jump roping* Okay, daddy! *suddenly trips and falls flat on his face*
Obi-Wan: Haha, I got ya! *reaches out to grab Bob, but loses attention as he looks up and sees Jango, but because Obi-Wan's so drunk, he sees a giant penguin*
Jango: *looks at Obi-Wan confused*
Obi-Wan: Ohhhh, you again! It's too hot for you to be here, don't worry, I'm trying to help you, little penguin. *walks slowly towards Jango*
Jango: What the hell? Boba, lock the door and don't let this guy in the ship!
Boba: Ok, daddy! *smiles dumbly*
Bob (fishie pen): *jumps in ship just before door closes* I'll be safe in here! *bounces on seat*
Boba: *scratches butt as he sits down, and smooshes Bob, but of course he doesn't notice*
Bob (fishie pen): Eeee eeee eeee! *squeaky noises*
Boba: Oh... excuse me! *girlish giggle*
Bob (fishie pen): *begins squirming around*
Boba: o_o *shrieks and gets up, sees Bob and shrieks again, and throws Bob in the trash can screaming* (thus the ending of the hallucination of Bob)
**Outside the ship**
Obi Wan: *throws space age aluminum rock at Jango and watches it bounce off his head*
Jango: *clunk* The pencil is in the coffee!! *gets out gun*
Obi-Wan: o_o Wait, no, bad penguin!
Jango: I'm gonna get you, you damn- *suddenly falls, tripping over his own feet and water squirts out of the gun*
Obi-Wan: Tee hee, PENGUIN!!! *jumps on Jango's back and causes his jetpack to go off*
Jango: *floats off into the sky*
Obi-Wan: *watching Jango* Well... I think I handled that pretty well... wait, penguins can't fly! Wha- *passes out*
Now back in Coruscant the Jedi are bored... really, really bored. Yoda's in the bathroom shoving Pez up his nose while listening and dancing to Eminem, while Mace Windu hangs upside-down from a couch, still in his underwear, poking and squeezing Obi-Wans Jawa plushie. In another room Adi Gallia plays Mario Kart64 against some random Jedi.
Random Jedi: *throws controller down* Damn you! Damn you and that damn princess Peach! She's got damn sideburns! *runs out screaming* I HATE VIDEO GAMES!
Adi Gallia: o_o It's just a game... *looks at screen* Hey, Peach does have sideburns!
Mace Windu: *falls on his head* I'VE GOT IT!
Yoda: *runs out of bathroom* Yay! We're doomed!
Mace Windu: Yeah... anyways... Yoda, when was the last time you've been to a nightclub?
Yoda: *blinks and begins to lick the wall* And the Snozzberries... Taste like Snozzberries!
Mace Windu: EXACTLY!- (AN: he was obviously drinking beer...)- So! *grabs Yoda by the hand* Let's go!
*A whole bunch of Jedi's appear out nowhere*
Jedi's: *all hold up beer bottles or Pez Dispensers* HOO HAH!
IN NIGHTCLUB
The music is blasting, Mace Windu is trying desperately to hit on girls, but is only slapped on the face and turned down, and on the dance floors the crowd cheers "YODA, YODA!" as the little green guy break dances, giggling foolishly.
Random chick: Wow, he's hot, isn't he?
Other chick: Yeah, I wonder if he's taken!
Mace Windu: *mutters under breath then turns to bar* I'll have a beer...
Jedi's sitting at bar: *all hold up beer bottles* HOO HAH! _______________________________________________________
Next time, Anakin and Padme goodness! And it will come much sooner, I promise!
Now excuse me... I was somewhat sick while making the second half of this. I left school early because of a fever and got oober bored, so tadaa, tis why I worked on this! *runs off to sleep*
::ANOTHER NOTE!!!:: Ahem... I was gonna put this up a looong time ago but kinda forgot.. I ever had a fanfic. I am so sorry! XD I won't do it again!