The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me.
The Scene starts off with Homer still driving to work. A goofy blank look as his fingers tap to the song from Hurray For Everything. The shot then moves out where the car is in the dark, the headlights flash to the beat of the song. During one of the flashes the sound of a body hitting the car can be heard. Homer let's out a defining horrifying scream. He slams his foot on the brakes and the car spins around to face the 'thing' he hit.
Letting Homer catch his breath he slowly exits the car. "Sir, madam, I'm sorry, don't sue. I didn't see you, I was, um, I was…
"Don't say you weren't paying attention to the road, try blaming them. Better yet, leave now, no one saw you, you didn't have your lights on." The voice in his head says.
"I do what I want. Don't make me kill you with more beer right now!" His mind becomes quiet. Homer slowly edges his way over to the body. It appears to be a goofy man in a bumblebee suit. Homer tapping his fingers together looks down and sees a stick. He picks the stick up and slowly stands up. Taking the long stick he pokes the eye of the bumblebee man's eye.
"He's dead, oh my god, oh my god…" Homer repeats over and over in a slight girlish voice as he tiptoes on in circles. After finally getting his composure he starts to talk to himself.
"Alright, no one saw you, all you have to do is dump the body at the Springfield Gorge that is on the side of the hill." Scene shows that Homer was driving on a road next to the Springfield Gorge. Homer lifts the body, grunting and straining till he throws the bumblebee man over the side. From a distance you can see from the headlights of Homer's car as he throws him over and the body falling/sliding down the Gorge. Homer is slapping his hands together.
"Whoo, that was something I wish I didn't do. He looks at his watch. "Oh crap, I'm late for work!" With that Homer jumps in his car and speeds off to work without putting the music back on (I don't know how it got turned off.).
*
Homer's car skids into a parking spot at the front, first time he was able to do that since he was employee of the month. Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers are waiting for Homer at the plant entrance. "Ah, finally that bumbling buffoon has finally shown up." Looking at his watch Mr. Burns continues. "He is twenty minutes late, what could of he been doing?".
Homer gasping for air after running that whole ten feet. "I'm…*gasp* here…*gasp* for work." Homer drops to the floor. Mr. Smithers grabs his arms and pulls Homer into the plant. Smithers is straining and groaning a lot from the immense weight of Homer.
*
Using a glass of water, Mr. Burns splashes Homer's face. Homer jumps up spitting and sputtering. "I'm up, I'm up!" He looks over to Mr. Burns. "Hello, Well, I'm here for work."
"Yes, I see. Have you finish reading all the information for this job?"
"Eh, yeah…" Homer rubbing his arm.
"Very good, well, I'm off, time for me to go home and sleep. Simpson, I'm warning you, if you mess up, you are FIRED!!!"
"Yes sir, right a way sir!"
Mr. Burns leaves and the portrait of him can be seen from afar. Homer sits down on a drum barrel and looks around. The barrel has the sign of toxic nuclear waste on it. Homer gets up and taking the pamphlet from his back pocket, he starts to read it.
*
Three hours later Homer moves to the next page. "Ooohh, this is going to be impossible. Well, I guess I'm suppose to watch these machines just move back and forth." At the back of the room about ten robots are taking waste and moving it to another section of the plant. Homer follows them. After two minutes of following them, Homer finds himself in the back of a truck. The drums are filling up the whole truck.
Homer walks over to the driver. "Ahh!" Homer screams as he sees a robot in the drivers seat. The robot has a hat on saying. "Hot Metal"
"Hello" The robot says turning its 'head' towards Homer.
"Um, hi. So where are these things going?"
"To a waste station dump."
"Oh, ok, well, keep up the good work then."
"Yes, you to boss." With the word boss as Homer walks away he gives off a small smile.
*
Back in the small room, Homer is pacing around back and forth in the small nuclear waste room. He looks down and says, "Oooh, a penny!" Homer bends down, as Homer bends down a large container of nuclear falls down and hits Homer in the head "D'oh!" Homer yells, rubbing his head. "Stupid can! You go buh-bye now!" He kicks the can hard.
Homer's foot goes though the can. Nuclear waste covers his foot, in panic, Homer runs right into the tall stacks of drums in the back. They fall over spilling ooze and crushing Homer completely. The only body part that can bee seen is Homer's oozed covered hand twitching. Slowly the hand stops moving.
**I'm going to end it now. I will continue if anyone wants. If any questions, opinions or comments send them to ihvnnm@aol.com or ihvnnm@hotmail.com if you do not feel like placing it on my reviews. I will continue with the story once I get a review. Thanks for reading this. P.S. please read my other stories. They are very good and need to be read, thank you.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me.
The Scene starts off with Homer still driving to work. A goofy blank look as his fingers tap to the song from Hurray For Everything. The shot then moves out where the car is in the dark, the headlights flash to the beat of the song. During one of the flashes the sound of a body hitting the car can be heard. Homer let's out a defining horrifying scream. He slams his foot on the brakes and the car spins around to face the 'thing' he hit.
Letting Homer catch his breath he slowly exits the car. "Sir, madam, I'm sorry, don't sue. I didn't see you, I was, um, I was…
"Don't say you weren't paying attention to the road, try blaming them. Better yet, leave now, no one saw you, you didn't have your lights on." The voice in his head says.
"I do what I want. Don't make me kill you with more beer right now!" His mind becomes quiet. Homer slowly edges his way over to the body. It appears to be a goofy man in a bumblebee suit. Homer tapping his fingers together looks down and sees a stick. He picks the stick up and slowly stands up. Taking the long stick he pokes the eye of the bumblebee man's eye.
"He's dead, oh my god, oh my god…" Homer repeats over and over in a slight girlish voice as he tiptoes on in circles. After finally getting his composure he starts to talk to himself.
"Alright, no one saw you, all you have to do is dump the body at the Springfield Gorge that is on the side of the hill." Scene shows that Homer was driving on a road next to the Springfield Gorge. Homer lifts the body, grunting and straining till he throws the bumblebee man over the side. From a distance you can see from the headlights of Homer's car as he throws him over and the body falling/sliding down the Gorge. Homer is slapping his hands together.
"Whoo, that was something I wish I didn't do. He looks at his watch. "Oh crap, I'm late for work!" With that Homer jumps in his car and speeds off to work without putting the music back on (I don't know how it got turned off.).
*
Homer's car skids into a parking spot at the front, first time he was able to do that since he was employee of the month. Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers are waiting for Homer at the plant entrance. "Ah, finally that bumbling buffoon has finally shown up." Looking at his watch Mr. Burns continues. "He is twenty minutes late, what could of he been doing?".
Homer gasping for air after running that whole ten feet. "I'm…*gasp* here…*gasp* for work." Homer drops to the floor. Mr. Smithers grabs his arms and pulls Homer into the plant. Smithers is straining and groaning a lot from the immense weight of Homer.
*
Using a glass of water, Mr. Burns splashes Homer's face. Homer jumps up spitting and sputtering. "I'm up, I'm up!" He looks over to Mr. Burns. "Hello, Well, I'm here for work."
"Yes, I see. Have you finish reading all the information for this job?"
"Eh, yeah…" Homer rubbing his arm.
"Very good, well, I'm off, time for me to go home and sleep. Simpson, I'm warning you, if you mess up, you are FIRED!!!"
"Yes sir, right a way sir!"
Mr. Burns leaves and the portrait of him can be seen from afar. Homer sits down on a drum barrel and looks around. The barrel has the sign of toxic nuclear waste on it. Homer gets up and taking the pamphlet from his back pocket, he starts to read it.
*
Three hours later Homer moves to the next page. "Ooohh, this is going to be impossible. Well, I guess I'm suppose to watch these machines just move back and forth." At the back of the room about ten robots are taking waste and moving it to another section of the plant. Homer follows them. After two minutes of following them, Homer finds himself in the back of a truck. The drums are filling up the whole truck.
Homer walks over to the driver. "Ahh!" Homer screams as he sees a robot in the drivers seat. The robot has a hat on saying. "Hot Metal"
"Hello" The robot says turning its 'head' towards Homer.
"Um, hi. So where are these things going?"
"To a waste station dump."
"Oh, ok, well, keep up the good work then."
"Yes, you to boss." With the word boss as Homer walks away he gives off a small smile.
*
Back in the small room, Homer is pacing around back and forth in the small nuclear waste room. He looks down and says, "Oooh, a penny!" Homer bends down, as Homer bends down a large container of nuclear falls down and hits Homer in the head "D'oh!" Homer yells, rubbing his head. "Stupid can! You go buh-bye now!" He kicks the can hard.
Homer's foot goes though the can. Nuclear waste covers his foot, in panic, Homer runs right into the tall stacks of drums in the back. They fall over spilling ooze and crushing Homer completely. The only body part that can bee seen is Homer's oozed covered hand twitching. Slowly the hand stops moving.
**I'm going to end it now. I will continue if anyone wants. If any questions, opinions or comments send them to ihvnnm@aol.com or ihvnnm@hotmail.com if you do not feel like placing it on my reviews. I will continue with the story once I get a review. Thanks for reading this. P.S. please read my other stories. They are very good and need to be read, thank you.