The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me.
Homer and the Bumblebee Man were just about to rumble. The B.M. (I'm tired of writing Bumblebee Man) points his stinger at Homer as Homer jumps up, landing back on the floor, he bounces right towards B.M.
Homer grabs the stinger and throws B.M. into one of the towers of the plant. The tower cracks and B.M. comes flying back, nailing Homer with his stinger, making Homer fly into his car, and making it burst into flames. Homer's figure can been seen though the flames. Homer than runs out of the wreckage, his is changed now, he is now naked! His clothing burned off in the fire. Homer does not know it, the B.M. looks at Homer with disgust and flies away mumbling to himself how he isn't going to fight a naked man.
"Whoohoo!" Homes shouts, then he gets on the ground spinning on his side. Burns and Smithers look at Homer with disgust and walk away. Then Homer gets up and starts singing "We are the champions, we are the champions!" Homer stops looks down and start to blush, he uses his hands to cover himself up and runs home, extremely fast, breaking the sound barrier.
*
"Marge I'm home. Marge!" He yells, Marge runs down the stairs with the kids, they all stop, shout and the kids run back upstairs with Maggie. Marge walks up the stairs and throws Homer some clothing. After Homer gets dressed they all come back down the stairs.
"Hommie, I missed you so much." Kissing Homer over and over. Lisa and Maggie are gripping each of Homer's legs. Bart is holding onto Homer's neck. Finally they all let go and Homer tells them everything that he remembers of the 'incident'. Homer embellishes a little, adding in ninjas, bears, and a talking dolphin.
"Homer, why don't we all go out for burgers." Bart says.
"Ok, everyone in the car." Says Homer and they all go to Krusty Burger. There everyone starts to eat. Then the B.M. comes back and breaks though one of the windows.
"(Speaking in Spanish.) Homer, it is now time for you to die by my hands. Feel the wrath of my sting!" The B.M. then comes charging towards Homer. Hitting Homer square in the face. The B.M. moves back, he feels like his hand is now broken. "Damn you Mr. Simpson. Now I will make you suffer!!!"
Homer looks at Lisa, and tells her dad what the B.M. just said. "Ok, Mr. Bee man, lets do that dance where you do with another person and a rose is somewhere in it."
"Tango, Homer." Marge says.
"Yeah, tango too." Homer and the B.M. start fighting, knocking people out of the restaurant. Soon they start fighting in the back where they make the food. Trading blow after blow. Giving each other severe punishment. Homer will stop quickly for a burger, fries, or to drink from the shake machine.
Homer than drop kicks B.M. into the fryer where B.M. screams in pain. Then jumps off and his antennae start to twitch. Soon swarms of bees starts to fill the restaurant.
"Ow, the pain, make it end!" Homer starts to get covered up in bee stings. He is throwing his arms around, just knocking a few out. Finally Homer charges the B.M. and throws him in the freezer. Homer locks the door. The bees fly away and the B.M. freezes up. Soon the police come and take B.M. away in a freezer cop car.
"That's some nice work you done here." Says Police Chief Wigam. He is eating a burger and talking to Homer. Say, what is your name?"
"Name, well, it's…" Homer thinks of a name. He thinks of Super Homer. "It's Super," before Homer can say his name, his hand slips and falls on to the grill. "D'oh"
"Well, that's some nice work Super D'oh. I expect to see a lot of good work from you. Come on boys, time to go back to the station. We will let Super Doh' take care of the crime while we get rich from the tax payers money. Johnson, take those burgers and follow back."
"Yes sir!" Johnson takes an arm full of burger and runs out the broken window to his squad car to go back to the station.
The geeky kid from behind the counter quietly squeaks. "That will be eight ninety-five." Then he turns to Homer. "Thank you for not killing me, here take this." He hands Homer a coupon book, full of Krusty Burger coupons.
"Whoohoo!" With that he runs out of the broken window, beckoning his family to follow, they slowly walk where Homer is. "This is the first day of the new beginning, we shall live like kings while I save the world, I bet I can make loads of money form this. Now I need a costume so no one knows who I am."
"I think everyone knows who you are now and what powers you got. Look over there, it's a camera crew. They came here for lunch, they saw you and the Bumblebee Man fight so the taped to whole thing and will show it tonight on the six o'clock news." Lisa tries to tell Homer.
Homer pats her on the head. "Don't worry honey, they wont know, Homer glares at the T.V. van, and blows it up.
"Homer, do you know you just destroyed something that is T.V. related." Homer starts to whimper.
"Well, at least now Homer can be a Super hero without anyone knowing." Marge says, even though she does not like the idea or the words that came out of her mouth.
*
"From the darkness I shall prevail. I am the evil one, the one thing all super heroes hate. I am the Villain!" A voice comes from a shadow. Two eyes can be seen. Then a cap moves and covers the shadow.
*
"I need a costume, where do you think I can get one?" Homer says.
"I think the comic book collector guy has few costumes for sale." Bart says, trying to think where Homer can get one.
"Ok, let's go there tomorrow." Homer decides. "Tomorrow is when I become a real super hero with a secret identity.
**Thank you for reading my story. I hope you like this as much as my last chapters. Now Homer will be facing even more powerful villains and gaining allies. Stay toned for more chapters. P.S. I won't add new chapters if this one does not get a review.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me.
Homer and the Bumblebee Man were just about to rumble. The B.M. (I'm tired of writing Bumblebee Man) points his stinger at Homer as Homer jumps up, landing back on the floor, he bounces right towards B.M.
Homer grabs the stinger and throws B.M. into one of the towers of the plant. The tower cracks and B.M. comes flying back, nailing Homer with his stinger, making Homer fly into his car, and making it burst into flames. Homer's figure can been seen though the flames. Homer than runs out of the wreckage, his is changed now, he is now naked! His clothing burned off in the fire. Homer does not know it, the B.M. looks at Homer with disgust and flies away mumbling to himself how he isn't going to fight a naked man.
"Whoohoo!" Homes shouts, then he gets on the ground spinning on his side. Burns and Smithers look at Homer with disgust and walk away. Then Homer gets up and starts singing "We are the champions, we are the champions!" Homer stops looks down and start to blush, he uses his hands to cover himself up and runs home, extremely fast, breaking the sound barrier.
*
"Marge I'm home. Marge!" He yells, Marge runs down the stairs with the kids, they all stop, shout and the kids run back upstairs with Maggie. Marge walks up the stairs and throws Homer some clothing. After Homer gets dressed they all come back down the stairs.
"Hommie, I missed you so much." Kissing Homer over and over. Lisa and Maggie are gripping each of Homer's legs. Bart is holding onto Homer's neck. Finally they all let go and Homer tells them everything that he remembers of the 'incident'. Homer embellishes a little, adding in ninjas, bears, and a talking dolphin.
"Homer, why don't we all go out for burgers." Bart says.
"Ok, everyone in the car." Says Homer and they all go to Krusty Burger. There everyone starts to eat. Then the B.M. comes back and breaks though one of the windows.
"(Speaking in Spanish.) Homer, it is now time for you to die by my hands. Feel the wrath of my sting!" The B.M. then comes charging towards Homer. Hitting Homer square in the face. The B.M. moves back, he feels like his hand is now broken. "Damn you Mr. Simpson. Now I will make you suffer!!!"
Homer looks at Lisa, and tells her dad what the B.M. just said. "Ok, Mr. Bee man, lets do that dance where you do with another person and a rose is somewhere in it."
"Tango, Homer." Marge says.
"Yeah, tango too." Homer and the B.M. start fighting, knocking people out of the restaurant. Soon they start fighting in the back where they make the food. Trading blow after blow. Giving each other severe punishment. Homer will stop quickly for a burger, fries, or to drink from the shake machine.
Homer than drop kicks B.M. into the fryer where B.M. screams in pain. Then jumps off and his antennae start to twitch. Soon swarms of bees starts to fill the restaurant.
"Ow, the pain, make it end!" Homer starts to get covered up in bee stings. He is throwing his arms around, just knocking a few out. Finally Homer charges the B.M. and throws him in the freezer. Homer locks the door. The bees fly away and the B.M. freezes up. Soon the police come and take B.M. away in a freezer cop car.
"That's some nice work you done here." Says Police Chief Wigam. He is eating a burger and talking to Homer. Say, what is your name?"
"Name, well, it's…" Homer thinks of a name. He thinks of Super Homer. "It's Super," before Homer can say his name, his hand slips and falls on to the grill. "D'oh"
"Well, that's some nice work Super D'oh. I expect to see a lot of good work from you. Come on boys, time to go back to the station. We will let Super Doh' take care of the crime while we get rich from the tax payers money. Johnson, take those burgers and follow back."
"Yes sir!" Johnson takes an arm full of burger and runs out the broken window to his squad car to go back to the station.
The geeky kid from behind the counter quietly squeaks. "That will be eight ninety-five." Then he turns to Homer. "Thank you for not killing me, here take this." He hands Homer a coupon book, full of Krusty Burger coupons.
"Whoohoo!" With that he runs out of the broken window, beckoning his family to follow, they slowly walk where Homer is. "This is the first day of the new beginning, we shall live like kings while I save the world, I bet I can make loads of money form this. Now I need a costume so no one knows who I am."
"I think everyone knows who you are now and what powers you got. Look over there, it's a camera crew. They came here for lunch, they saw you and the Bumblebee Man fight so the taped to whole thing and will show it tonight on the six o'clock news." Lisa tries to tell Homer.
Homer pats her on the head. "Don't worry honey, they wont know, Homer glares at the T.V. van, and blows it up.
"Homer, do you know you just destroyed something that is T.V. related." Homer starts to whimper.
"Well, at least now Homer can be a Super hero without anyone knowing." Marge says, even though she does not like the idea or the words that came out of her mouth.
*
"From the darkness I shall prevail. I am the evil one, the one thing all super heroes hate. I am the Villain!" A voice comes from a shadow. Two eyes can be seen. Then a cap moves and covers the shadow.
*
"I need a costume, where do you think I can get one?" Homer says.
"I think the comic book collector guy has few costumes for sale." Bart says, trying to think where Homer can get one.
"Ok, let's go there tomorrow." Homer decides. "Tomorrow is when I become a real super hero with a secret identity.
**Thank you for reading my story. I hope you like this as much as my last chapters. Now Homer will be facing even more powerful villains and gaining allies. Stay toned for more chapters. P.S. I won't add new chapters if this one does not get a review.