Chibi Zelgadis: Chapter One
"Gampie Rwetho! Gampie Rwetho!" The small boy whimpered, cuddling close on the Red Priest's lap.
"Yes, Zelgadis, Grandpa Rezo." He nodded, smiling at the child's antics. He picked him up, tickling under his chin lightly.
Zel sniffled, "No... Mean wady... Mean wady was mean to me..."
"Mean Lady?" Rezo raised an eyebrow, unable to really blink at that.
He nodded "Mean wady..."
Rezo realized the child must be speaking of Eris, and sighed. She'd been a bit jealous ever since Rezo had taken on the task of raising the infant.
Zel was a tender three years old, but already had a wooden sword, and a knack for putting stones in his mouth....
He sniffled again, and the Priest realized he'd have to cheer him up. He smiled, and began to play "I've Got Your Nose"...
Easier said than done. Keep in mind that the guy's blind..
The first time he missed. The second he got Zel's chin.. He was now just groping to find anything that felt like a nose and go from there, and over course Chibi Zel was squirming.
"Noooo" He whined, finally getting sick of the game and chomping down on Rezo's hand. And little kid's teeth hurt.
"ARGH!!!! F***ING SHIT!!!!" Screamed Rezo, then realizing his mistake.
"Futhking thit, gampie Rwetho! Futhking thit!"
He twitched a few times, watching the child repeat the words over an over... and over....
~*~ Several days later ~*~
"Zelgadis, PLEASE stop saying that!" The Red Priest whimpered as people began to wonder just what he was teaching that child.
"No... Gampie Rwetho!" He grinned, hugging him around his neck.
It was going to be a long day....
((I may add more later... Please review!))
"Gampie Rwetho! Gampie Rwetho!" The small boy whimpered, cuddling close on the Red Priest's lap.
"Yes, Zelgadis, Grandpa Rezo." He nodded, smiling at the child's antics. He picked him up, tickling under his chin lightly.
Zel sniffled, "No... Mean wady... Mean wady was mean to me..."
"Mean Lady?" Rezo raised an eyebrow, unable to really blink at that.
He nodded "Mean wady..."
Rezo realized the child must be speaking of Eris, and sighed. She'd been a bit jealous ever since Rezo had taken on the task of raising the infant.
Zel was a tender three years old, but already had a wooden sword, and a knack for putting stones in his mouth....
He sniffled again, and the Priest realized he'd have to cheer him up. He smiled, and began to play "I've Got Your Nose"...
Easier said than done. Keep in mind that the guy's blind..
The first time he missed. The second he got Zel's chin.. He was now just groping to find anything that felt like a nose and go from there, and over course Chibi Zel was squirming.
"Noooo" He whined, finally getting sick of the game and chomping down on Rezo's hand. And little kid's teeth hurt.
"ARGH!!!! F***ING SHIT!!!!" Screamed Rezo, then realizing his mistake.
"Futhking thit, gampie Rwetho! Futhking thit!"
He twitched a few times, watching the child repeat the words over an over... and over....
~*~ Several days later ~*~
"Zelgadis, PLEASE stop saying that!" The Red Priest whimpered as people began to wonder just what he was teaching that child.
"No... Gampie Rwetho!" He grinned, hugging him around his neck.
It was going to be a long day....
((I may add more later... Please review!))
