The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me.
The light starts to enter the room. Homer is asleep with drool coming out of this mouth. Snoring loudly. He is all alone, Marge fell asleep on the couch, because she couldn't sleep with Homer for now Homer glows in the dark.
He slowly wakes up. Before he can fully awake, he start to float in mid air, his body moving out the window. Going head first, his gut gets stuck, so half of his body is outside and the other half is inside. The frame starts to break, soon the half the wall comes apart, still stuck to Homer as he moves slowly down the street.
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Marge wakes up and groggily makes her way up stairs to wake up her husband. She knocks on the door first. "Homey, wake up, time for breakfast." In a scratchy voice, while rubbing her eyes she turns the nob to really wake him up. She goes over to the bed.
"Homer!!!!" She yells, seeing that the blankets don't have her husband contained in them. She looks all over the room, finally turning to the window where half the wall has been torn out. She runs to it and sees Homer slowly floating down the street with the wall around him and one blanket.
Marge runs down the stairs and start to chase Homer down, grabbing a hose, she makes a lasso and throws it time after time till she finally gets his foot. She then climbs up the hose and starts shaking Homer as hard as she can.
"Huh? Where am I? Can I have a few more minutes?" Homer says, finally starting to wake up.
"Homer, we are floating in the air, help me!" Marge shouts.
Homer wakes up, and both Marge and Homer fall to the ground, Homer hits the ground first and catches Marge.
Homer and Marge go back to their house to talk about this. By now the kids are awake and standing on the front lawn. "Mom, Homer!" Bart and Lisa shout in unison when they finally see them coming down the road. Marge and Homer wave to them. Homer picks up Marge and disappears and reappears in front of Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
"That was cool, so today we go to the store and buy a costume." Bart says, jumping up on Homer. Homer picks up Bart with his pinky and walks into the house. The rest of the family follows.
The family starts to chow down all of the food, Homer is constantly eating more and more food. Marge is quickly making as much food as she can, it seems like Homer has formed an even more veracious appetite.
Soon after Homer was filled, and the house empty of everything, even the mustard and baking soda. Bart and Homer leave the house in the middle of the afternoon. Bart is on Homer's back as Homer flies across town to the comic book store. He makes a crash landing on the ground, cracking up the sidewalk and Bart falls into a wall.
"Hello, may I help you?" The fat comic book collector says from behind the counter.
"Yes, we would like a great super hero's costume for this man." Bart says, walking right up to him.
"Yes, and nothing that is tight, spandex or flaming. I'll tell you…" Homer says, the only response form the man is a sigh. The guy takes them to the back where there are tons of costumes. They search costume after costume. Picking them up and letting Homer try them on. They go though suit after suit, Homer goes though everything that is all colors, sizes, shapes, gadgets, and symbols.
After two hours of searching Homer finds the best one. It is a blue suit with an orange/yellow 'H' on it. There are white eye pieces to keep his eyes hidden and the suit fits him perfectly, unlike all the others that were way to tight.
They pay for the suit and start to leave. When the man behind the counter says. "Are you a real super hero?"
"Yes I am, I got powers and such." Homer says, stopping, then he sees the guy disappears behind the counter. The guy appears behind him, throwing a hammer fist right into Homers head, Homer goes out the door and into a light post, it falls down and crashes into a truck. Cars keep crashing over and over.
Homer turns around and sees the guy in a suit all supped up. "I am the Comic Book Collector Guy, I am the a powerful super villain, From all the comics I've read, I learned all the positives and negatives of them and now I'm the most perfect villain." He comes charging towards Homer.
Homer gives off a foul burp, the gas hits the CBCG (I don't want to keep typing his name). CBCG starts to gag, he falls to the floor, gasping for air. He takes out a mint and places it in his mouth. "Ha, ha, ha! Now your smells wont have any effect on me. He comes charging, taking out a stick like figure from one of this compartments and throws it at Homer. Homer gets stuck in a glue like cell. He tries to struggle out of it as CBCG starts punching him over and over. Finally Homer disappears and reappears behind him, Homer kicks CBCG hard into the back. Making him fly into the glue trap. CBCG takes out a jar, pouring it all over the glue, making it dissolve. He the takes out a flashlight, he turns it on, making a light saber. He starts swinging at Homer, cutting up parts of the suit. Finally Homer charges CBCG head first, hitting him right in the stomach, the light saber falls out of his hand and hit the floor, it shuts off and CBCG and Homer start trading blow after blow. Homer and CBCG are bleeding all over. CBCG's suit absorbs most of the punishment and to give 100x his normal strength. Homer is becoming very winded, he falls down, gasping for air, the CBCG falls backwards on a car, even though his suit does almost all of the work, he still needs to adjust it even more.
Homer gets up. He takes his hand, a fire ball forms in his hand and is launched from it. The fire ball his him, he goes though the car and hits the wall on the other side of the street. Homer makes another fire ball, as CBCG comes running towards Homer, he releases the fire ball, CBCG falls to the ground, defeated. CBCG beckons Homer over to him.
CBCG grabs Homers costume, pulling Homer close to him. "Please stay strong, I will be back for another fight, and I will be stronger." He gives a slight smile. "You can never defeat a villain. They always seem to come back for more." His head falls to the floor, he closes his eyes.
Homer stands up, taking Bart, he flies away, he turns around to see a truck coming towards CBCG, Homer places Bart on a roof and disappears and reappears in front of the truck, stopping it in it's tracks. He truck crumples up like aluminum foil. He turns to CBCG and picks him up. He takes him to the store any lay him down in there.
"Villains beware, Super Homer is here." Homer says and flies off. He hears Bart yelling, he goes back down and picks him up. "Sorry Bart, he, he ,he." Then they go home, flying high in the sky.
**Thank you for reading my new chapter, I hope all of you like it. I will continue to make more if you all continue reading them. Please read and review, and you can read and review more of my stories. Good-bye for now and hope to see more revies. If anyone is curious I'm an 18/m
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me.
The light starts to enter the room. Homer is asleep with drool coming out of this mouth. Snoring loudly. He is all alone, Marge fell asleep on the couch, because she couldn't sleep with Homer for now Homer glows in the dark.
He slowly wakes up. Before he can fully awake, he start to float in mid air, his body moving out the window. Going head first, his gut gets stuck, so half of his body is outside and the other half is inside. The frame starts to break, soon the half the wall comes apart, still stuck to Homer as he moves slowly down the street.
*
Marge wakes up and groggily makes her way up stairs to wake up her husband. She knocks on the door first. "Homey, wake up, time for breakfast." In a scratchy voice, while rubbing her eyes she turns the nob to really wake him up. She goes over to the bed.
"Homer!!!!" She yells, seeing that the blankets don't have her husband contained in them. She looks all over the room, finally turning to the window where half the wall has been torn out. She runs to it and sees Homer slowly floating down the street with the wall around him and one blanket.
Marge runs down the stairs and start to chase Homer down, grabbing a hose, she makes a lasso and throws it time after time till she finally gets his foot. She then climbs up the hose and starts shaking Homer as hard as she can.
"Huh? Where am I? Can I have a few more minutes?" Homer says, finally starting to wake up.
"Homer, we are floating in the air, help me!" Marge shouts.
Homer wakes up, and both Marge and Homer fall to the ground, Homer hits the ground first and catches Marge.
Homer and Marge go back to their house to talk about this. By now the kids are awake and standing on the front lawn. "Mom, Homer!" Bart and Lisa shout in unison when they finally see them coming down the road. Marge and Homer wave to them. Homer picks up Marge and disappears and reappears in front of Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
"That was cool, so today we go to the store and buy a costume." Bart says, jumping up on Homer. Homer picks up Bart with his pinky and walks into the house. The rest of the family follows.
The family starts to chow down all of the food, Homer is constantly eating more and more food. Marge is quickly making as much food as she can, it seems like Homer has formed an even more veracious appetite.
Soon after Homer was filled, and the house empty of everything, even the mustard and baking soda. Bart and Homer leave the house in the middle of the afternoon. Bart is on Homer's back as Homer flies across town to the comic book store. He makes a crash landing on the ground, cracking up the sidewalk and Bart falls into a wall.
"Hello, may I help you?" The fat comic book collector says from behind the counter.
"Yes, we would like a great super hero's costume for this man." Bart says, walking right up to him.
"Yes, and nothing that is tight, spandex or flaming. I'll tell you…" Homer says, the only response form the man is a sigh. The guy takes them to the back where there are tons of costumes. They search costume after costume. Picking them up and letting Homer try them on. They go though suit after suit, Homer goes though everything that is all colors, sizes, shapes, gadgets, and symbols.
After two hours of searching Homer finds the best one. It is a blue suit with an orange/yellow 'H' on it. There are white eye pieces to keep his eyes hidden and the suit fits him perfectly, unlike all the others that were way to tight.
They pay for the suit and start to leave. When the man behind the counter says. "Are you a real super hero?"
"Yes I am, I got powers and such." Homer says, stopping, then he sees the guy disappears behind the counter. The guy appears behind him, throwing a hammer fist right into Homers head, Homer goes out the door and into a light post, it falls down and crashes into a truck. Cars keep crashing over and over.
Homer turns around and sees the guy in a suit all supped up. "I am the Comic Book Collector Guy, I am the a powerful super villain, From all the comics I've read, I learned all the positives and negatives of them and now I'm the most perfect villain." He comes charging towards Homer.
Homer gives off a foul burp, the gas hits the CBCG (I don't want to keep typing his name). CBCG starts to gag, he falls to the floor, gasping for air. He takes out a mint and places it in his mouth. "Ha, ha, ha! Now your smells wont have any effect on me. He comes charging, taking out a stick like figure from one of this compartments and throws it at Homer. Homer gets stuck in a glue like cell. He tries to struggle out of it as CBCG starts punching him over and over. Finally Homer disappears and reappears behind him, Homer kicks CBCG hard into the back. Making him fly into the glue trap. CBCG takes out a jar, pouring it all over the glue, making it dissolve. He the takes out a flashlight, he turns it on, making a light saber. He starts swinging at Homer, cutting up parts of the suit. Finally Homer charges CBCG head first, hitting him right in the stomach, the light saber falls out of his hand and hit the floor, it shuts off and CBCG and Homer start trading blow after blow. Homer and CBCG are bleeding all over. CBCG's suit absorbs most of the punishment and to give 100x his normal strength. Homer is becoming very winded, he falls down, gasping for air, the CBCG falls backwards on a car, even though his suit does almost all of the work, he still needs to adjust it even more.
Homer gets up. He takes his hand, a fire ball forms in his hand and is launched from it. The fire ball his him, he goes though the car and hits the wall on the other side of the street. Homer makes another fire ball, as CBCG comes running towards Homer, he releases the fire ball, CBCG falls to the ground, defeated. CBCG beckons Homer over to him.
CBCG grabs Homers costume, pulling Homer close to him. "Please stay strong, I will be back for another fight, and I will be stronger." He gives a slight smile. "You can never defeat a villain. They always seem to come back for more." His head falls to the floor, he closes his eyes.
Homer stands up, taking Bart, he flies away, he turns around to see a truck coming towards CBCG, Homer places Bart on a roof and disappears and reappears in front of the truck, stopping it in it's tracks. He truck crumples up like aluminum foil. He turns to CBCG and picks him up. He takes him to the store any lay him down in there.
"Villains beware, Super Homer is here." Homer says and flies off. He hears Bart yelling, he goes back down and picks him up. "Sorry Bart, he, he ,he." Then they go home, flying high in the sky.
**Thank you for reading my new chapter, I hope all of you like it. I will continue to make more if you all continue reading them. Please read and review, and you can read and review more of my stories. Good-bye for now and hope to see more revies. If anyone is curious I'm an 18/m