The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me.
Homer flies into the drive in movies, all there is a vacant lot. He looks around, not seeing anyone, he is about to fly away when the projector starts. On the screen is Professor Fink, he's tapping his fingers together, and says "I see that you finally came Now you will have to face two of the most powerful creations I've ever created(saying that part just to loud). Have fun!" The film stops, two people come down.
One of them is a supped up Duff Man, the other is a cyborg that looks like Moe. Homer, freezes, he does not want to hurt two of the most influential people in his entire life. "Moe, is that you?"
"No Homer, it's a toaster, of course it's me. After dropping you off this weird fat guy in a gay suit caught me and did something to me, now I must obey him, Oh the pain!" He clutches his head, he then stands up, his arms in the air, with a blank face, "Must kill Homer." and starts to walk at him.
Homer is scared, he is running in place on his toes as he makes a whimper sound. Moe comes up to Homer and hits him hard in the gut, making Homer fly into the screen. Sparks fly everywhere, then professor Fink's image comes back on, he starts to laugh at the hole. Homer busts though another hole, right though Fink's chest. Fink screams and his image disappear.
Homer charges Moe, punching him in the head, making Moe fly into the projector room. There CBCG and Fink are bending low to keep out of sight, a huge computer like thing with a bunch of lights beeps and Moe gets up and charges Homer. Homer picks up Moe and throws him into the computer, making it blow up, sending Fink and CBCG fly high in the air, smoke and singe marks covering their bodies. CBCG then grabs Fink and flies him away on a crappy little rocket pack that just puts. Then they fall in the middle of the road and stop a truck. They take the truck and drive away laughing.
Fink sticks his head out the window, his air all over as he shakes his fists. "You may of defeated Cyborg Moe, but Robo Duff Man is still under my control!" The truck drives away and out of sight.
Homer gets hit in the head very hard, making him fly into the concession stands, Homer crashes next to a beer machine. He looks at and starts to drool as beer slowly drips out of it, he slowly edges his way over to it and RDM(Robo Duff Man) grabs him and throws Homer down the tray slide, Homer falls over the edge, crashing to the floor. Homer gets up just to see a fist fly into his face. Homer goes crashing out of the stone wall, slamming into one of those drive in movie speakers.
Homer slowly gets up, pulling the bent pole out of the ground, and then he charges RDM saying, "I smash you good now!" Hitting RDM had in the neck, snapping the pole in two. RDM looks at Homer, winding back for a final punch when Cyborg Moe jumps on RDM twisting its neck.
"Homer, get out of here, your still not strong enough, I will try to stop him, if I can't just remember to keep Barney from stealing all of the beer!" He then starts a brutal battle with RDM. Homer flies away towards Moe's Tavern.
Just when Homer lands on the ground, ten feet away from Moe's Tavern, it explodes in a flaming pile or rubble. Homer quickly goes to it, seeing Barney's hand sticking out of the debris. Homer pulls Barney out of the pile, he is covered in cuts, singe marks, and bleeding badly.
"Homer…" Barney coughs, smoke and blood comes out of his mouth. "Two men, they came into the bar, one was small and skinny, and the other was this fat guy, even fatter than me, wearing this utility belt and a fairy costume. They wanted me to give you a message if I survived this ordeal. If you came here in time, they will have more plans up their sleeves, you will not live after they are done with you…" With that, Barney's last breath, he lays down in the rubble, still clenching the remains of his faithful beer mug.
"NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Homer yells at the top of his lungs, losing his long time buddy. However it was not as loud as it was when he learned that he couldn't drink beer anymore. He stands up in a heroic stance, "I will find these unknown monsters, the skinny and fat guy, who ever they are, I must of never meet them before. Farewell my long time friend, your death will not be in… what's that word… oh yes. In vine!"
"Vain you fool." Barney's voice is heard, but Barney is dead. Homer starts to walk away when RDM is standing in the road with cyborg Moe's head in his hand. He throws the head to Homer. Homer catches the head, then juggles it and throws it down the street.
The head lands in Patti's and Selma's place, they look at the head, after a few grunts flip it upside down and start to use it as an astray. Moe's eyes open up. "Hey, hey, hey, I am not an ashtray. Now, give me something to move around in!" Moes says, Selma slaps the talking head and Moe stops talking for good.
*
Homer gets into his legendary fighting stance (you can still figure out what it looks like), preparing to fight with RDM. They charge, trading blow after blow, Homer is becoming stronger and strong then he was when he first became Super Homer and when he drank the beer. He now is going to destroy RDM for killing Moe and for helping in the death of Barney.
Homer jumps up high, doing a strong roundhouse kick into RDM's head, making it fly into another building, bringing that into rubble. RDM stands up, picking up a bunch of objects and starts to throw them at Homer, even a kitchen sink. Homer dodges everything, but the kitchen sink, he falls to the ground with a thud.
RDM walks over to the fallen Super Homer. Homer quickly trips RDM and then does a cannonball drop right on RDM, making RDM flat. RDM, picks up Homer and throws him away. While in the air, Homer teleports back to the scene to find RDM gone, and Barney is still in the rubble. Homer looks around for three minutes and goes back home.
*
Fink and CBCG are in their lair, repairing the severely damaged RDM. They don't talk, they know they have the trump card, many of Homer's friends are already dead and more will die until he swears his allegiance to Fink.
"You know, it might be easier to just make a new robot and not keep this damaged one." CBCG says as he replaces a few gears.
"You don't replace Duff Man, oh yeah, oh yeah" RDM starts to shake his hips, making sparks fly everywhere.
"Sit still, oh terrible creature of mine, my laven!" As he puts the wires back in place.
They continue to work on RDM, taking breaks here and there for bathroom, food and the occasional educational television.
"Gad zooks! I have an idea!" CBCG stands up from the couch. He quickly turns around to face Fink. "Why don't you create something that can make television characters come to life? We can find the most powerful of them all and send them against Super Homer!"
"That's a very good idea, after Duff Man, I shall start. Messy, messy, messy." As Fink continues to work on RDM.
*
Honey, I'm home!" Homer says, taking the door off its hinges. Then placing it back in its spot.
As soon as he walked away the door fell to the floor, in the distance, Nelson's voice, "AAAAAHHHHH HHHHAAAAHHHH" is heard. Homer turns around to see a vacant street.
"Hommie! I'm so glad to see you home!" Marge runs from the kitchen, kissing Homer over and over. "You've been gone for like three days, I've been so worried about you."
"Honey, I'm very tired right now, all I want to do is sleep. Wake me up for dinner, if there is a disaster, let it pass, it wont hurt me." With that, Homer goes up the stairs and falls asleep.
**Wacha think? I'm trying my best, yet again. Any tips and suggestions will be helpful. Anyone who wants to see Homer fight any television character, please tell me who you would like to see him fight. I have one more person Homer will fight before he starts to fight t.v. characters. Well, goodbye for now, please read and review my story, I do accept flames and anything else.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me.
Homer flies into the drive in movies, all there is a vacant lot. He looks around, not seeing anyone, he is about to fly away when the projector starts. On the screen is Professor Fink, he's tapping his fingers together, and says "I see that you finally came Now you will have to face two of the most powerful creations I've ever created(saying that part just to loud). Have fun!" The film stops, two people come down.
One of them is a supped up Duff Man, the other is a cyborg that looks like Moe. Homer, freezes, he does not want to hurt two of the most influential people in his entire life. "Moe, is that you?"
"No Homer, it's a toaster, of course it's me. After dropping you off this weird fat guy in a gay suit caught me and did something to me, now I must obey him, Oh the pain!" He clutches his head, he then stands up, his arms in the air, with a blank face, "Must kill Homer." and starts to walk at him.
Homer is scared, he is running in place on his toes as he makes a whimper sound. Moe comes up to Homer and hits him hard in the gut, making Homer fly into the screen. Sparks fly everywhere, then professor Fink's image comes back on, he starts to laugh at the hole. Homer busts though another hole, right though Fink's chest. Fink screams and his image disappear.
Homer charges Moe, punching him in the head, making Moe fly into the projector room. There CBCG and Fink are bending low to keep out of sight, a huge computer like thing with a bunch of lights beeps and Moe gets up and charges Homer. Homer picks up Moe and throws him into the computer, making it blow up, sending Fink and CBCG fly high in the air, smoke and singe marks covering their bodies. CBCG then grabs Fink and flies him away on a crappy little rocket pack that just puts. Then they fall in the middle of the road and stop a truck. They take the truck and drive away laughing.
Fink sticks his head out the window, his air all over as he shakes his fists. "You may of defeated Cyborg Moe, but Robo Duff Man is still under my control!" The truck drives away and out of sight.
Homer gets hit in the head very hard, making him fly into the concession stands, Homer crashes next to a beer machine. He looks at and starts to drool as beer slowly drips out of it, he slowly edges his way over to it and RDM(Robo Duff Man) grabs him and throws Homer down the tray slide, Homer falls over the edge, crashing to the floor. Homer gets up just to see a fist fly into his face. Homer goes crashing out of the stone wall, slamming into one of those drive in movie speakers.
Homer slowly gets up, pulling the bent pole out of the ground, and then he charges RDM saying, "I smash you good now!" Hitting RDM had in the neck, snapping the pole in two. RDM looks at Homer, winding back for a final punch when Cyborg Moe jumps on RDM twisting its neck.
"Homer, get out of here, your still not strong enough, I will try to stop him, if I can't just remember to keep Barney from stealing all of the beer!" He then starts a brutal battle with RDM. Homer flies away towards Moe's Tavern.
Just when Homer lands on the ground, ten feet away from Moe's Tavern, it explodes in a flaming pile or rubble. Homer quickly goes to it, seeing Barney's hand sticking out of the debris. Homer pulls Barney out of the pile, he is covered in cuts, singe marks, and bleeding badly.
"Homer…" Barney coughs, smoke and blood comes out of his mouth. "Two men, they came into the bar, one was small and skinny, and the other was this fat guy, even fatter than me, wearing this utility belt and a fairy costume. They wanted me to give you a message if I survived this ordeal. If you came here in time, they will have more plans up their sleeves, you will not live after they are done with you…" With that, Barney's last breath, he lays down in the rubble, still clenching the remains of his faithful beer mug.
"NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Homer yells at the top of his lungs, losing his long time buddy. However it was not as loud as it was when he learned that he couldn't drink beer anymore. He stands up in a heroic stance, "I will find these unknown monsters, the skinny and fat guy, who ever they are, I must of never meet them before. Farewell my long time friend, your death will not be in… what's that word… oh yes. In vine!"
"Vain you fool." Barney's voice is heard, but Barney is dead. Homer starts to walk away when RDM is standing in the road with cyborg Moe's head in his hand. He throws the head to Homer. Homer catches the head, then juggles it and throws it down the street.
The head lands in Patti's and Selma's place, they look at the head, after a few grunts flip it upside down and start to use it as an astray. Moe's eyes open up. "Hey, hey, hey, I am not an ashtray. Now, give me something to move around in!" Moes says, Selma slaps the talking head and Moe stops talking for good.
*
Homer gets into his legendary fighting stance (you can still figure out what it looks like), preparing to fight with RDM. They charge, trading blow after blow, Homer is becoming stronger and strong then he was when he first became Super Homer and when he drank the beer. He now is going to destroy RDM for killing Moe and for helping in the death of Barney.
Homer jumps up high, doing a strong roundhouse kick into RDM's head, making it fly into another building, bringing that into rubble. RDM stands up, picking up a bunch of objects and starts to throw them at Homer, even a kitchen sink. Homer dodges everything, but the kitchen sink, he falls to the ground with a thud.
RDM walks over to the fallen Super Homer. Homer quickly trips RDM and then does a cannonball drop right on RDM, making RDM flat. RDM, picks up Homer and throws him away. While in the air, Homer teleports back to the scene to find RDM gone, and Barney is still in the rubble. Homer looks around for three minutes and goes back home.
*
Fink and CBCG are in their lair, repairing the severely damaged RDM. They don't talk, they know they have the trump card, many of Homer's friends are already dead and more will die until he swears his allegiance to Fink.
"You know, it might be easier to just make a new robot and not keep this damaged one." CBCG says as he replaces a few gears.
"You don't replace Duff Man, oh yeah, oh yeah" RDM starts to shake his hips, making sparks fly everywhere.
"Sit still, oh terrible creature of mine, my laven!" As he puts the wires back in place.
They continue to work on RDM, taking breaks here and there for bathroom, food and the occasional educational television.
"Gad zooks! I have an idea!" CBCG stands up from the couch. He quickly turns around to face Fink. "Why don't you create something that can make television characters come to life? We can find the most powerful of them all and send them against Super Homer!"
"That's a very good idea, after Duff Man, I shall start. Messy, messy, messy." As Fink continues to work on RDM.
*
Honey, I'm home!" Homer says, taking the door off its hinges. Then placing it back in its spot.
As soon as he walked away the door fell to the floor, in the distance, Nelson's voice, "AAAAAHHHHH HHHHAAAAHHHH" is heard. Homer turns around to see a vacant street.
"Hommie! I'm so glad to see you home!" Marge runs from the kitchen, kissing Homer over and over. "You've been gone for like three days, I've been so worried about you."
"Honey, I'm very tired right now, all I want to do is sleep. Wake me up for dinner, if there is a disaster, let it pass, it wont hurt me." With that, Homer goes up the stairs and falls asleep.
**Wacha think? I'm trying my best, yet again. Any tips and suggestions will be helpful. Anyone who wants to see Homer fight any television character, please tell me who you would like to see him fight. I have one more person Homer will fight before he starts to fight t.v. characters. Well, goodbye for now, please read and review my story, I do accept flames and anything else.