The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me.
"One more twist and it will be, my creature will be fix to do that bad thing he does." Fink says, twisting back the last screw to RDM's chest. CBCG is asleep in the couch, snoring loudly, drool is coming down his mouth.
RDM sits up, his glasses and hat is back on him, though the glasses two eye shaped red glowing dots show out. He jumps off the table, he is now bigger and more improved. His body is patched with large metal plates. Hydraulics on the outside his joints. A large arm cannon on the lower part, and rocket launcher on his shoulder on his left side. On the right side, his forearm has an opening door where many different types of weapons are stored. His lower back has a jet pack attached to him, and steering wings on his heels. Around his waist, he still has his beers. They are now made to give him an energy charge when his power is low. His last improvement is that he has the ability to create an energy shield around his body to survive for 30 seconds or continuously contact.
"Now my little pretty, go out and destroy Super Homer!!!" Fink yells, stirring CBCG, making him fall to the ground, he's still asleep.
RDM turns on his rocket pack and flies though the roof. Creating a giant hole. Fink just stands in the center of the rubble, mumbling to himself how he's going to fix it. CBCG is still asleep, as he entangles the blanket around him.
*
Homer is asleep, glowing a deep green in the dark room, the sun hasn't risen, it's about four o'clock in the morning. Marge opens the door quietly, she walks over to Homer. "Honey, there is something wrong…"
"Huh, wa? Oh, hi dear, is something wrong?" He wakes up with a start, staring at Marge. "Did someone break the T.V.???"
"No… You got a phone call, they left a message, and it was in a robotic voice. He said your going down. He will be here in like one minute." After she said that, the wall blows up. On the other side of the wall, R.D.M.'s rocket launcher is smoking. A targeting eye piece is still in front of R.D.M.'s eye. He comes charging at Homer.
"Time to go down, oh yeah!" And punches Homer out of bed and though the wall, he falls down the stairs, crashing out of the front door, where breaking the stone path, he gets up. His pajama's are all torn up. He wipes the drool that dried up all over his mouth, and prepares for battle, standing in his traditional fighting stance. R.D.M. flies down the stairs and with his fists in the air, ready to run right though Homer.
Homer charges R.D.M., screaming, they collide, R.D.M. hits Homer in the head, while Homer falls, he kicks R.D.M. very hard in the stomach, making him fly one hundred feel in the air. Homer jumps to his feet and flies at R.D.M., he disappears when he is about five feet away from R.D.M. and appears right on top of him. Homer then does a double hammer hit, making R.D.M. fall faster back to the ground. "Whooho!"
While R.D.M. falls, he lifts his hand cannon and starts firing at Homer, Homer flies towards R.D.M., dodging most of the bullets, getting hit once and awhile, making minor cuts in his skin. Homer than grabs the cannon, putting his feet on R.D.M. he is able to rip it out of R.D.M. Sparks go flying everywhere. Homer then jumps off, just before R.D.M. hits the road, breaking it up, he goes beneath the road, and keeps going.
Homer lets out a deep breath, he is bleeding all over, he has a black eye, and he falls to his knees. Marge comes out and hugs Homer, "Honey, I'm so happy that you're a live!." She kisses him over and over.
"At least I destroyed the most evil force there ever was, now we can get back to our daily lives." Just after Homer says that, R.D.M. comes out of the hole, fire is all around him. His old clothing and skin has been melted/burned away, revealing his insides. He is now all metal, his body is large and his head looks similar to Homer's, as for shape. The eyes are glowing deep red, yellow sparks are coming from his left side, where is arm cannon use to be. His body seems to be bigger than it was when he looked like Duff Man.
"Now you shall die."
"D'oh!" Homer than sighs and charges R.D.M. They start trading blow after blow. Giving each other severe damage, Homer starts bleeding more while R.D.M. becomes extremely dented. R.D.M. then kicks Homer with both feet, making them far apart. R.D.M. then activates his rocket launcher, his eye piece comes in front of his face, he targets Homer, his rocket launcher out and prepared for launch. It then comes right at Homer. Homer disappears, the rocket goes by and keeps going. The rocket hits the school, it blows up into a million pieces, somehow there are kids there and they are all cheering as it is in flames, Skinner and Willie are in shock.
"I knew we should of put in anti-defense missiles, but would you listen to me, nooo!" Willie says to Skinner with an angry look.
*
Homer reappears behind R.D.M., he pulls out his whole left side, rocket launcher and all. Sparks and wires go everywhere, R.D.M. then turns around and hits Homer with a right punch. Homer slams into a building, making it into a pile of rubble. Homer recovers and head butts R.D.M. into a building, Flanders' house. R.D.M. then slowly gets out, he is starting to lose too much energy, he takes out one of his beer rechargers. He drinks it, and Homer is just staring at R.D.M., Homer needs a beer really badly but can't. R.D.M. then holds out his right arm, a lazer gun came out, he shoots at Homer. Homer gets hit hard in the right arm. Homer falls to the ground, blood going everywhere.
R.D.M. slowly walks over towards Homer, taking his time, enjoying Homer's last few minutes alive. "Now you're going to die, oh yeah, oh yeah!" The picks up his foot, he is about crush Homer's head with it when Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl come out (Kiteman wanted to see them, so here they are, out of no where.) and S.D. wraps his body around R.D.M., making it impossible for him to move, then C.G. punches him hard in the leg, making it rip off.
Homer is staring with foggy vision, he is so out of it and the loss of blood has really got to him. He does not know what is going on, all he can see are two little fuzzy characters attacking who seem to be R.D.M. Homer than finally passes out, either he will live or die, but right now, he can no longer fight, his body is feeling a little weaker than before, he must go to Mr. Burns to see what is wrong with him.
C.G. keeps punching holes into R.D.M. as S.D. holds him in place, also getting into certain areas to disengage weapons and flying abilities. Slowly R.D.M. becomes nothing but a pile of rubble and only his head is still together.
"You all shall be punished! Oh yeah!" Two lazer beams strike each, C.G. and S.D., they collapse to the ground. Finally they get to their feet, there is a scorch mark on their chests, and they realized that they have lost their powers. They don't mind, they have been trying to hide it for years (well, years in our view, since they never age).
Bart and Lisa take's R.D.M.'s head and run off with it, playing soccer with it. They laugh and play with it, as R.D.M. finally loses all power and is not longer any threat.
*
Marge is inside, looking outside, hiding behind a curtain. She quickly rushes outside, her husband is dieing and her kids where shot, sure they had super powers like their dad, now they are normal. Then she hears Homer softly speaking. "Marge, call Mr. Burns, and tell him I need a recharge." Marge nods and runs inside to call his boss. After she calls him, she rushed back to Homer, he is getting weaker and weaker, blood is still coming out of him and going down the drain, it is crimson red with a very light green glow.
After a minute or two, Burn's limo parks on the curb, Mr. Smithers comes rushing out, he is in a radioactive suit, and behind him is his goon. The goon takes Marge and brings her to the limo, she is kicking and yelling that she wants to be with Homer. Once she gets in the Limo another guy in a radioactive suit comes out, he goes to the back of the limo, pops the trunk and carries a large case.
Smithers opens up the case, there are a few canisters of nuclear waste, they pour it all over him, his body absorbs the waste, Homer opens his eyes, they are now glowing bright green. He is at full power and loving it. "Now Homer, there are two other canisters, if you ever need to recharge, just pour one over you. Your body will absorb it and you will be at full power. It seems like when you lose blood, you lose your power more quickly, so take care, also, don't take to much, you might become to radioactive to be around." Smithers takes out a Geiger counter, it is at low levels, he also checks the blood all over the ground, and it is very, very high, off the charts.
Smithers goes to the trunk, he pulls out a spray and sprays it at the blood, neutralizing the radioactivity. Now the area is safe and no longer radioactive, the kids can be seen in the distance, kicking the inactive robotic head. Smithers frowns, but doesn't care to much
Soon they drive away, leaving the Simpsons home, Homer is staring at the gaping hole. "Looks like before you can do anything else you have to fix that hole." Marge says at Homer.
"But I'm only one guy and I'm busy handling crime now." Homer says while Marge frowns at him, handing him a bucket of nails and a hammer then wood (I don't know where she got them, they seem to just be there.).
**I hope you all like this new chapter. Please give me more people I can add, if I don't know, I will try to do some research and look. If it's someone you made up, please send me an e-mail telling me what the character is, make sure to use Simpsons for the subject or I may not look at it. Thank you all and please review, the more I get the happier I am. Well, good bye for now. Also, I do accept flames or any type of reviews, I try to improve on my errors.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me.
"One more twist and it will be, my creature will be fix to do that bad thing he does." Fink says, twisting back the last screw to RDM's chest. CBCG is asleep in the couch, snoring loudly, drool is coming down his mouth.
RDM sits up, his glasses and hat is back on him, though the glasses two eye shaped red glowing dots show out. He jumps off the table, he is now bigger and more improved. His body is patched with large metal plates. Hydraulics on the outside his joints. A large arm cannon on the lower part, and rocket launcher on his shoulder on his left side. On the right side, his forearm has an opening door where many different types of weapons are stored. His lower back has a jet pack attached to him, and steering wings on his heels. Around his waist, he still has his beers. They are now made to give him an energy charge when his power is low. His last improvement is that he has the ability to create an energy shield around his body to survive for 30 seconds or continuously contact.
"Now my little pretty, go out and destroy Super Homer!!!" Fink yells, stirring CBCG, making him fall to the ground, he's still asleep.
RDM turns on his rocket pack and flies though the roof. Creating a giant hole. Fink just stands in the center of the rubble, mumbling to himself how he's going to fix it. CBCG is still asleep, as he entangles the blanket around him.
*
Homer is asleep, glowing a deep green in the dark room, the sun hasn't risen, it's about four o'clock in the morning. Marge opens the door quietly, she walks over to Homer. "Honey, there is something wrong…"
"Huh, wa? Oh, hi dear, is something wrong?" He wakes up with a start, staring at Marge. "Did someone break the T.V.???"
"No… You got a phone call, they left a message, and it was in a robotic voice. He said your going down. He will be here in like one minute." After she said that, the wall blows up. On the other side of the wall, R.D.M.'s rocket launcher is smoking. A targeting eye piece is still in front of R.D.M.'s eye. He comes charging at Homer.
"Time to go down, oh yeah!" And punches Homer out of bed and though the wall, he falls down the stairs, crashing out of the front door, where breaking the stone path, he gets up. His pajama's are all torn up. He wipes the drool that dried up all over his mouth, and prepares for battle, standing in his traditional fighting stance. R.D.M. flies down the stairs and with his fists in the air, ready to run right though Homer.
Homer charges R.D.M., screaming, they collide, R.D.M. hits Homer in the head, while Homer falls, he kicks R.D.M. very hard in the stomach, making him fly one hundred feel in the air. Homer jumps to his feet and flies at R.D.M., he disappears when he is about five feet away from R.D.M. and appears right on top of him. Homer then does a double hammer hit, making R.D.M. fall faster back to the ground. "Whooho!"
While R.D.M. falls, he lifts his hand cannon and starts firing at Homer, Homer flies towards R.D.M., dodging most of the bullets, getting hit once and awhile, making minor cuts in his skin. Homer than grabs the cannon, putting his feet on R.D.M. he is able to rip it out of R.D.M. Sparks go flying everywhere. Homer then jumps off, just before R.D.M. hits the road, breaking it up, he goes beneath the road, and keeps going.
Homer lets out a deep breath, he is bleeding all over, he has a black eye, and he falls to his knees. Marge comes out and hugs Homer, "Honey, I'm so happy that you're a live!." She kisses him over and over.
"At least I destroyed the most evil force there ever was, now we can get back to our daily lives." Just after Homer says that, R.D.M. comes out of the hole, fire is all around him. His old clothing and skin has been melted/burned away, revealing his insides. He is now all metal, his body is large and his head looks similar to Homer's, as for shape. The eyes are glowing deep red, yellow sparks are coming from his left side, where is arm cannon use to be. His body seems to be bigger than it was when he looked like Duff Man.
"Now you shall die."
"D'oh!" Homer than sighs and charges R.D.M. They start trading blow after blow. Giving each other severe damage, Homer starts bleeding more while R.D.M. becomes extremely dented. R.D.M. then kicks Homer with both feet, making them far apart. R.D.M. then activates his rocket launcher, his eye piece comes in front of his face, he targets Homer, his rocket launcher out and prepared for launch. It then comes right at Homer. Homer disappears, the rocket goes by and keeps going. The rocket hits the school, it blows up into a million pieces, somehow there are kids there and they are all cheering as it is in flames, Skinner and Willie are in shock.
"I knew we should of put in anti-defense missiles, but would you listen to me, nooo!" Willie says to Skinner with an angry look.
*
Homer reappears behind R.D.M., he pulls out his whole left side, rocket launcher and all. Sparks and wires go everywhere, R.D.M. then turns around and hits Homer with a right punch. Homer slams into a building, making it into a pile of rubble. Homer recovers and head butts R.D.M. into a building, Flanders' house. R.D.M. then slowly gets out, he is starting to lose too much energy, he takes out one of his beer rechargers. He drinks it, and Homer is just staring at R.D.M., Homer needs a beer really badly but can't. R.D.M. then holds out his right arm, a lazer gun came out, he shoots at Homer. Homer gets hit hard in the right arm. Homer falls to the ground, blood going everywhere.
R.D.M. slowly walks over towards Homer, taking his time, enjoying Homer's last few minutes alive. "Now you're going to die, oh yeah, oh yeah!" The picks up his foot, he is about crush Homer's head with it when Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl come out (Kiteman wanted to see them, so here they are, out of no where.) and S.D. wraps his body around R.D.M., making it impossible for him to move, then C.G. punches him hard in the leg, making it rip off.
Homer is staring with foggy vision, he is so out of it and the loss of blood has really got to him. He does not know what is going on, all he can see are two little fuzzy characters attacking who seem to be R.D.M. Homer than finally passes out, either he will live or die, but right now, he can no longer fight, his body is feeling a little weaker than before, he must go to Mr. Burns to see what is wrong with him.
C.G. keeps punching holes into R.D.M. as S.D. holds him in place, also getting into certain areas to disengage weapons and flying abilities. Slowly R.D.M. becomes nothing but a pile of rubble and only his head is still together.
"You all shall be punished! Oh yeah!" Two lazer beams strike each, C.G. and S.D., they collapse to the ground. Finally they get to their feet, there is a scorch mark on their chests, and they realized that they have lost their powers. They don't mind, they have been trying to hide it for years (well, years in our view, since they never age).
Bart and Lisa take's R.D.M.'s head and run off with it, playing soccer with it. They laugh and play with it, as R.D.M. finally loses all power and is not longer any threat.
*
Marge is inside, looking outside, hiding behind a curtain. She quickly rushes outside, her husband is dieing and her kids where shot, sure they had super powers like their dad, now they are normal. Then she hears Homer softly speaking. "Marge, call Mr. Burns, and tell him I need a recharge." Marge nods and runs inside to call his boss. After she calls him, she rushed back to Homer, he is getting weaker and weaker, blood is still coming out of him and going down the drain, it is crimson red with a very light green glow.
After a minute or two, Burn's limo parks on the curb, Mr. Smithers comes rushing out, he is in a radioactive suit, and behind him is his goon. The goon takes Marge and brings her to the limo, she is kicking and yelling that she wants to be with Homer. Once she gets in the Limo another guy in a radioactive suit comes out, he goes to the back of the limo, pops the trunk and carries a large case.
Smithers opens up the case, there are a few canisters of nuclear waste, they pour it all over him, his body absorbs the waste, Homer opens his eyes, they are now glowing bright green. He is at full power and loving it. "Now Homer, there are two other canisters, if you ever need to recharge, just pour one over you. Your body will absorb it and you will be at full power. It seems like when you lose blood, you lose your power more quickly, so take care, also, don't take to much, you might become to radioactive to be around." Smithers takes out a Geiger counter, it is at low levels, he also checks the blood all over the ground, and it is very, very high, off the charts.
Smithers goes to the trunk, he pulls out a spray and sprays it at the blood, neutralizing the radioactivity. Now the area is safe and no longer radioactive, the kids can be seen in the distance, kicking the inactive robotic head. Smithers frowns, but doesn't care to much
Soon they drive away, leaving the Simpsons home, Homer is staring at the gaping hole. "Looks like before you can do anything else you have to fix that hole." Marge says at Homer.
"But I'm only one guy and I'm busy handling crime now." Homer says while Marge frowns at him, handing him a bucket of nails and a hammer then wood (I don't know where she got them, they seem to just be there.).
**I hope you all like this new chapter. Please give me more people I can add, if I don't know, I will try to do some research and look. If it's someone you made up, please send me an e-mail telling me what the character is, make sure to use Simpsons for the subject or I may not look at it. Thank you all and please review, the more I get the happier I am. Well, good bye for now. Also, I do accept flames or any type of reviews, I try to improve on my errors.