The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. I don't own the WWF, but I do like watching them week after week, so don't sue me for that either.
Fink is watching the group of wrestlers slowly get to their feet. They are at first all weak and shaky. Slowly they gain their balance and didn't notice a change. "Well, it looks more like you tried to poison us." Jericho says, grabbing Fink up without any effort after he was finally able to walk.
"Well, (gulp) you are stronger, go across the street and punch the brick wall over there." Fink says, nervous and sweating. The group agrees and walks across the road, Jericho is still holding on to Fink, not letting go.
The Rock is in front and throws a weak punch, a giant hole is made, he smiles and turns around, "do you smell what the Rock is cooking?", raising his eyebrow. The rest go over to the wall and start punching holes in it. Jericho lets go of Fink and joins in the punching. Fink quickly moves away, just in time as the wall comes crashing down on the group.
"Oh dear God! You killed them!" CBCG says standing at the apartment doorway.
"No I haven't they are all right, see." Fink points out at the rubble to see them emerging, without any injuries. They all look at themselves and slowly walk over to Fink.
"Well, it looks like you got a deal, we will kill Super Homer if you supply our boss with this enhancer." HHH says, flexing his muscles, they are even getting bigger.
"Well, now, go get Super Homer, you can easily find him with this." Fink pulls a large device from his lab coat. The device is four feet long, with a large screen at one end and what looks like a microphone on the other. "This can detect Super Homer's whereabouts."
The wrestlers grab it, looking at it. "Well, it seems like everyone else is a lot stronger, but I am still just as strong before, I don't think you did anything to enhance me." Angle says, shaking his head all over. The rest of the wrestlers stare at him like if he's an idiot.
"Before you go, I will tell you everything you can do now. You all might not have it the same, but these are the abilities that someone will typically have. Super strength, endurance and speed. The ability to regenerate certain body parts, and death by anything but complete head trama or heart trama, you will continue to live. The ability to fly or jump very high, you may also control elements or energy blast/attacks." Fink counts off everything with his fingers. He looks up "I think that is it, well Good luck, and you will be like this for one week. If you don't finish the job, your boss will have to pay full price for this stuff." The wrestlers nod in agreement and then jump in the air, flying to find Super Homer.
"This is so cool! I feel ten years younger." Hulk says, spinning in the air.
"Calm down, as they said before, you aren't younger. Now keep your eye on the prize, we need to take this super hero out. Now Raw can never beat us in ratings and we will be even richer." HHH says, looking down at the screen.
*
There comes a knock on the door of Fink's apartment. Fink opens the door, appearing in front of him is Rick Flare, behind Flare is Brock, Big Show, Undertaker, Bradshaw and Rob Vam Damn. Rick lets himself in Finks apartment without saying anything, the wrestlers follow in suit.
"I heard that you gave Vince's wrestlers enhancers. I would like to make what ever same deal as Vince made." Rick says, sitting down in the dirty kitchen.
"Well, I will if his wrestlers fail at what I want them to do. They are going to stop Super Homer, if they kill him, I will give Vince the enhancers, that last a week, and one canister will cost him fifty bucks and not five hundred. How about this, if they fail, I will give your guys a chance, if they succeed, I will give that deal to you."
Flare gives off a blank stare as he thinks it over. He stands up and starts doing his little bouncing all over the kitchen, bouncing off counters, the fridge, and walls. "Whoo! I will take that offer, most likely Vinces' men will fail, and we will finish off what ever is left of Super Homer!"
"Yes, excellent, well, if you all sit down, I will tell you how to use your powers, the last group doesn't fully know how to use their powers." Fink says, lowering his voice as everyone gets closer around the table to listen to him.
*
"Well, from this reading, Super Homer is there." HHH says, pointing his finger at the bowlarama.
"Well, let's get going and get this over with. Jr." Jericho says, already dropping out of the sky, diving right into the building. He crashes though and finds Homer (in his super hero costume). "Alright, I will destroy you now, I don't need my friends, who will be here soon, to destroy you." Jericho charges Homer. Homer looks up just in time and swings his bowling ball right into Jericho's stomach. Jericho falls to the ground, clutching his stomach, getting his wind back. Homer looks down at him.
"Who are you? Why do you want to take me out, I don't swing that way." Homer says, as he goes back to bowling.
"I am part of the WWF, we are ordered by Fink to kill you. I think I should be the one to have that pleasure, since I am the strongest." Jericho says, getting back to his feet, he then charges Homer once again. Homer misses the blow and side kicks Jericho into the wall.
Homer gives out a sigh and goes after Jericho for ruining his day. "I was one strike away from three hundred, you came up behind me and startled me, now I only have a two hundred and ninety nine, you will pay for wasting my day!" Homer jumps in the air and head butts Jericho further into the wall, the then starts punching over and over, yelling at the top of his lungs.
Homer jumps back, breathing heavily. Jericho slowly gets out of the wall, covered in blood and bruises. "I am now mad!" Jericho says, as he runs at Homer. Homer steps to the side and charges himself up for a blast. He sends it at Jericho. Jericho gives off a defeated yell as he denigrates into dust.
Homer turns around, hearing hands clapping. "Oh good job, well, I guess I will have to finish you off, since Jericho couldn't." Angle says. Angle grabs Homer around the waist and does a suplex. Making Homer's head go though the floor. Angle stands up "Whoo!" Angle shouts out as he spins around.
Homer quickly gets out and starts to throw bowling balls at Angle. At first Angle gets knocked down, but now he gets up and charges after Homer, Homer disappears and reappears behind Angle, putting a sleeper hold on Angle. Angle drops to the ground, giving Homer a jawbreaker. They face each other, Homer gets in his fighting stance as Angle pulls his spandex shoulder straps off and goes after Homer. Homer jumps in the air, he twists Angle's neck three hundred and sixty degrees. Homer faces Angle as he falls to the floor.
Homer gets kicked from behind, Hulk puts his foot down, laughing at Homer, as Homer tenderly holds his back. Hulk then does his little Hogan move listening to any cheering. He doesn't hear anything so comes after Homer. Homer spears Hulk while he is running, Homer does a flip behind him, hearing Hogan yell about his dislocated hip. Homer turns around just in time to see Hulk punch Homer in the face, making him go though the roof.
Hulk jumps up, though the same hole. They start to battle in the sky. After trading blow after blow, Homer gets the upper hand by kicking Hulk right in the nuts. As Hulk crouches in pain, Homer gets some distance and cuts Hulk up in little pieces by using his lazer eye abilities.
"Whoohoo!" Homer shouts out, lifting his arms high in the air, he gets grabbed from behind. Angle is back for round two. He throws Homer down, Homer disappears just before he hits the pavement. Angle starts flying everywhere to find out what happen to him. He lands on the ground and starts searching by foot. He walks over a manhole and Homer comes flying out of it, Homer than grabs Angle's neck by his legs and throws him in the middle of the sky, Homer than throws the manhole like a Frisbee and cuts off Angle's head.
Homer lands on the ground, he sees two more wrestlers in the distance, they are surrounded by little kids and oily adolescent teens. Homer walks over to them. "Are you two with the other three I just took out?" Homer says, out of breath, hoping that he wouldn't have to fight any more right now.
"Yeah, but we are kind of busy now." HHH says, signing more and more autographs. "How about we meet you at the Springfield dam tonight."
"Ok," Homer salutes them both. He then flies away as HHH and The Rock continue to sign autographs.
*
Finally Homer makes it home. While they are eating, he tells them all how he just killed Hulk, Angle and Jericho. Homer doesn't know any of their names so he uses "some old guy" for Hulk, "some flaming guy" for Angle and "Some ditz" for Jericho. He then describes the other two by "Some blond guy" for HHH and "This guy with a large forehead." For The Rock.
"Honey, when do you have to fight these two guys?" Marge says, placing another large bowl of food down on the table for the third time tonight.
"At sundown. After I eat, I will fight the last two to the death." Homer replies, shoveling more food in his mouth.
"Oh cool! Can I come dad?" Bart asks, a gleam shines in his eyes, he knows about wrestlers and seen them on the television from time to time.
"Oh, I don't know… Have you finished your homework?" Homer says, waving his fork at Bart.
"Yeah, of course." Bart replies, behind his back his fingers are crossed.
"I know you are lying, but what the hell, you can come along. Just stay away from the dam, I don't want you to get hurt."
"Thanks dad!" Bart hugs Homer as Marge and Lisa both moan.
*
"Well, come on Bart, it is time to go, bye honey!" Homer kisses Marge as he puts Bart on his back. "Hold on son, I'm going to fly pretty fast.
"I'm holding on." Bart says as he puts a horse reins on Homer.
Homer runs out of the door and flies away, towards the Springfield dam.
**So, what do you all think so far? We have a lot more wrestlers if HHH or The Rock fail. Will they fail and Raw succeed? Or will HHH or The Rock beat Homer. Since this is the Super Homer saga and I only just begun to write it, I think you will all know what will happen. Sorry if you don't like cliffhangers, but they seem to be the best way to get people to continue to read it, and I will only continue with a chapter if someone reviewed my last one. Thank you all, and please review this chapter and every other one, the more I see (good or bad) the happier I am.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. I don't own the WWF, but I do like watching them week after week, so don't sue me for that either.
Fink is watching the group of wrestlers slowly get to their feet. They are at first all weak and shaky. Slowly they gain their balance and didn't notice a change. "Well, it looks more like you tried to poison us." Jericho says, grabbing Fink up without any effort after he was finally able to walk.
"Well, (gulp) you are stronger, go across the street and punch the brick wall over there." Fink says, nervous and sweating. The group agrees and walks across the road, Jericho is still holding on to Fink, not letting go.
The Rock is in front and throws a weak punch, a giant hole is made, he smiles and turns around, "do you smell what the Rock is cooking?", raising his eyebrow. The rest go over to the wall and start punching holes in it. Jericho lets go of Fink and joins in the punching. Fink quickly moves away, just in time as the wall comes crashing down on the group.
"Oh dear God! You killed them!" CBCG says standing at the apartment doorway.
"No I haven't they are all right, see." Fink points out at the rubble to see them emerging, without any injuries. They all look at themselves and slowly walk over to Fink.
"Well, it looks like you got a deal, we will kill Super Homer if you supply our boss with this enhancer." HHH says, flexing his muscles, they are even getting bigger.
"Well, now, go get Super Homer, you can easily find him with this." Fink pulls a large device from his lab coat. The device is four feet long, with a large screen at one end and what looks like a microphone on the other. "This can detect Super Homer's whereabouts."
The wrestlers grab it, looking at it. "Well, it seems like everyone else is a lot stronger, but I am still just as strong before, I don't think you did anything to enhance me." Angle says, shaking his head all over. The rest of the wrestlers stare at him like if he's an idiot.
"Before you go, I will tell you everything you can do now. You all might not have it the same, but these are the abilities that someone will typically have. Super strength, endurance and speed. The ability to regenerate certain body parts, and death by anything but complete head trama or heart trama, you will continue to live. The ability to fly or jump very high, you may also control elements or energy blast/attacks." Fink counts off everything with his fingers. He looks up "I think that is it, well Good luck, and you will be like this for one week. If you don't finish the job, your boss will have to pay full price for this stuff." The wrestlers nod in agreement and then jump in the air, flying to find Super Homer.
"This is so cool! I feel ten years younger." Hulk says, spinning in the air.
"Calm down, as they said before, you aren't younger. Now keep your eye on the prize, we need to take this super hero out. Now Raw can never beat us in ratings and we will be even richer." HHH says, looking down at the screen.
*
There comes a knock on the door of Fink's apartment. Fink opens the door, appearing in front of him is Rick Flare, behind Flare is Brock, Big Show, Undertaker, Bradshaw and Rob Vam Damn. Rick lets himself in Finks apartment without saying anything, the wrestlers follow in suit.
"I heard that you gave Vince's wrestlers enhancers. I would like to make what ever same deal as Vince made." Rick says, sitting down in the dirty kitchen.
"Well, I will if his wrestlers fail at what I want them to do. They are going to stop Super Homer, if they kill him, I will give Vince the enhancers, that last a week, and one canister will cost him fifty bucks and not five hundred. How about this, if they fail, I will give your guys a chance, if they succeed, I will give that deal to you."
Flare gives off a blank stare as he thinks it over. He stands up and starts doing his little bouncing all over the kitchen, bouncing off counters, the fridge, and walls. "Whoo! I will take that offer, most likely Vinces' men will fail, and we will finish off what ever is left of Super Homer!"
"Yes, excellent, well, if you all sit down, I will tell you how to use your powers, the last group doesn't fully know how to use their powers." Fink says, lowering his voice as everyone gets closer around the table to listen to him.
*
"Well, from this reading, Super Homer is there." HHH says, pointing his finger at the bowlarama.
"Well, let's get going and get this over with. Jr." Jericho says, already dropping out of the sky, diving right into the building. He crashes though and finds Homer (in his super hero costume). "Alright, I will destroy you now, I don't need my friends, who will be here soon, to destroy you." Jericho charges Homer. Homer looks up just in time and swings his bowling ball right into Jericho's stomach. Jericho falls to the ground, clutching his stomach, getting his wind back. Homer looks down at him.
"Who are you? Why do you want to take me out, I don't swing that way." Homer says, as he goes back to bowling.
"I am part of the WWF, we are ordered by Fink to kill you. I think I should be the one to have that pleasure, since I am the strongest." Jericho says, getting back to his feet, he then charges Homer once again. Homer misses the blow and side kicks Jericho into the wall.
Homer gives out a sigh and goes after Jericho for ruining his day. "I was one strike away from three hundred, you came up behind me and startled me, now I only have a two hundred and ninety nine, you will pay for wasting my day!" Homer jumps in the air and head butts Jericho further into the wall, the then starts punching over and over, yelling at the top of his lungs.
Homer jumps back, breathing heavily. Jericho slowly gets out of the wall, covered in blood and bruises. "I am now mad!" Jericho says, as he runs at Homer. Homer steps to the side and charges himself up for a blast. He sends it at Jericho. Jericho gives off a defeated yell as he denigrates into dust.
Homer turns around, hearing hands clapping. "Oh good job, well, I guess I will have to finish you off, since Jericho couldn't." Angle says. Angle grabs Homer around the waist and does a suplex. Making Homer's head go though the floor. Angle stands up "Whoo!" Angle shouts out as he spins around.
Homer quickly gets out and starts to throw bowling balls at Angle. At first Angle gets knocked down, but now he gets up and charges after Homer, Homer disappears and reappears behind Angle, putting a sleeper hold on Angle. Angle drops to the ground, giving Homer a jawbreaker. They face each other, Homer gets in his fighting stance as Angle pulls his spandex shoulder straps off and goes after Homer. Homer jumps in the air, he twists Angle's neck three hundred and sixty degrees. Homer faces Angle as he falls to the floor.
Homer gets kicked from behind, Hulk puts his foot down, laughing at Homer, as Homer tenderly holds his back. Hulk then does his little Hogan move listening to any cheering. He doesn't hear anything so comes after Homer. Homer spears Hulk while he is running, Homer does a flip behind him, hearing Hogan yell about his dislocated hip. Homer turns around just in time to see Hulk punch Homer in the face, making him go though the roof.
Hulk jumps up, though the same hole. They start to battle in the sky. After trading blow after blow, Homer gets the upper hand by kicking Hulk right in the nuts. As Hulk crouches in pain, Homer gets some distance and cuts Hulk up in little pieces by using his lazer eye abilities.
"Whoohoo!" Homer shouts out, lifting his arms high in the air, he gets grabbed from behind. Angle is back for round two. He throws Homer down, Homer disappears just before he hits the pavement. Angle starts flying everywhere to find out what happen to him. He lands on the ground and starts searching by foot. He walks over a manhole and Homer comes flying out of it, Homer than grabs Angle's neck by his legs and throws him in the middle of the sky, Homer than throws the manhole like a Frisbee and cuts off Angle's head.
Homer lands on the ground, he sees two more wrestlers in the distance, they are surrounded by little kids and oily adolescent teens. Homer walks over to them. "Are you two with the other three I just took out?" Homer says, out of breath, hoping that he wouldn't have to fight any more right now.
"Yeah, but we are kind of busy now." HHH says, signing more and more autographs. "How about we meet you at the Springfield dam tonight."
"Ok," Homer salutes them both. He then flies away as HHH and The Rock continue to sign autographs.
*
Finally Homer makes it home. While they are eating, he tells them all how he just killed Hulk, Angle and Jericho. Homer doesn't know any of their names so he uses "some old guy" for Hulk, "some flaming guy" for Angle and "Some ditz" for Jericho. He then describes the other two by "Some blond guy" for HHH and "This guy with a large forehead." For The Rock.
"Honey, when do you have to fight these two guys?" Marge says, placing another large bowl of food down on the table for the third time tonight.
"At sundown. After I eat, I will fight the last two to the death." Homer replies, shoveling more food in his mouth.
"Oh cool! Can I come dad?" Bart asks, a gleam shines in his eyes, he knows about wrestlers and seen them on the television from time to time.
"Oh, I don't know… Have you finished your homework?" Homer says, waving his fork at Bart.
"Yeah, of course." Bart replies, behind his back his fingers are crossed.
"I know you are lying, but what the hell, you can come along. Just stay away from the dam, I don't want you to get hurt."
"Thanks dad!" Bart hugs Homer as Marge and Lisa both moan.
*
"Well, come on Bart, it is time to go, bye honey!" Homer kisses Marge as he puts Bart on his back. "Hold on son, I'm going to fly pretty fast.
"I'm holding on." Bart says as he puts a horse reins on Homer.
Homer runs out of the door and flies away, towards the Springfield dam.
**So, what do you all think so far? We have a lot more wrestlers if HHH or The Rock fail. Will they fail and Raw succeed? Or will HHH or The Rock beat Homer. Since this is the Super Homer saga and I only just begun to write it, I think you will all know what will happen. Sorry if you don't like cliffhangers, but they seem to be the best way to get people to continue to read it, and I will only continue with a chapter if someone reviewed my last one. Thank you all, and please review this chapter and every other one, the more I see (good or bad) the happier I am.