The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. I don't own the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment (They lost to the World Wildlife Foundation of the WWF name, it sucks, but what can you do?)), but I do like watching them week after week, so don't sue me for that either.
HHH and The Rock are waiting at the dam. Both have their arms crossed, looking at opposite sides. There is no one around and this seems like an interesting place to fight. Their muscles are increased by large amounts, even more than before. They are using special eye vision to see far away. "Hey, there he is… damn it! He brought someone with him." HHH says.
"Well, we will still kick that Jabronie's candy ass." The Rock snorts. He then jumps in the air to meet Homer.
*
"Um, dad, can you drop me off here, I think it would be a bad idea for me to be with you while you fight." Bart says, starting to shake in fear, he wants to watch the fight, not be in it.
"Sure," Homer drops Bart into a tree (Bart is on the other side of the reservoir.). Homer then flies right at The Rock. Homer disappears right before they collide. The Rock stops in mid air, looking around, his eyebrow raised.
"Where did he go?" The Rock shouts out, looking back at HHH. HHH gives him a shrug. The points at The Rock. The Rock turns around to see Homer hit him across the face. The Rock goes flying down to the ground. HHH jumps off the damn and catches The Rock, HHH then throws The Rock back at Homer.
"Good luck Rock, I hope you win. I'll be clean up fighter if something happens." HHH says as he goes back to the dam to watch the battle and find out Homer's weak points, since he is the cerebral assassin.
The Rock now goes back on attacking Homer. They trade blow after blow, The Rock gives Homer his special punches. Then The Rock grabs Homer and does a rock bottom from one hundred feet in the air, they come plummeting down to the ground. They crash with great impact, making a large crater in the ground. Homer gives off a few dizzy moans as The Rock gets back up, the then does his signature move.
Pulling off one of his arm bands he runs to a tree, bouncing off a tree near by, then bouncing off another one, he then gives Homer a people's elbow. Homer losses all of his air and becomes stunned for a few seconds. The Rock stands up again and yells as loud as he can "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?"
"Hey Rock! Finish him off now before something bad happens!" HHH yells from up on the dam.
"He's defeated, He's not going to get up. I will take as much time as I want, no one can defeat the Rock. I'm the biggest name in sports entertainment!" The Rock keeps bragging about how powerful he is, not realizing that Homer is getting back up. HHH just stays quiet, he's going to let The Rock realize his mistake.
Homer grabs The Rock from behind and starts to squeeze the life out of him. The Rock struggles to get out of it. "You will not win against Super Homer!" Homer yells, squeezing The Rock even harder. The Rock starts to pass out from the bear hug. Homer then throws The Rock into the dam's wall. Leaving a large crack in it. The Rock slowly gets up.
"I would be doing so much better if I had a few thousand people cheering me on." The Rock says gasping for air, his ribs are now starting to heal back in place. The Rock rushes Homer. Homer then lets out a green gas cloud, The Rock runs right into it. He stops dead in his tracks and starts to gasp for air again.
"He, he, he, you must want air right about now. Homer then charges himself up for a power blast. He launches the blast at The Rock, The Rock looks up just in time to see himself get blasted. The blast disintegrates The Rock and then strikes the dam. The dam cracks even more. Leaving more damage, luckily no water is coming out yet.
"Yeah! Way to go dad!" Bart shouts and hollers as he jumps around because his dad is the strongest man alive.
Homer looks up the dam, hearing someone clapping. "Very good Super Homer. I would have guessed that you would take out all of the egomaniacs of all of the others, now time for the big league. Come up here and face me!" HHH yells down to Homer. Homer teleports to the top of the dam. There, HHH and Homer look at each other. Homer in his traditional fighting stance and HHH flexing his muscles and trying to stare Homer down. "You make the first move."
Homer nods and rushes at HHH, his feet not even on the ground, his arms spread towards HHH. HHH jumps out of the way and flips around, he faces Homer as Homer finally comes to a stop and looks at HHH again. Homer teleports behind HHH and tries to put a full nelson on HHH. HHH is able to escape by hitting Homer with a low blow. Homer falls to the ground, cradling his family jewels. HHH sneers at Homer's pain.
HHH stomps down on Homer, smashing his head into the ground, creating more cracks. HHH picks up Homer, he walks over to the edge and prepares to do a pedigree off the edge of the dam, so Homer's head stays at the dam while the rest go over the side of the edge. Just as HHH jumps up Homer flips HHH over the side of the dam, the seventy foot drop, HHH crashes to the bottom, hitting a lot of sharp rocks.
Homer jumps down and glides to the bottom, HHH is in pain as he gets up, he is bleeding all over, but his cuts are already healed up. "Very good Homer, most likely my pedigree of the side of the dam would of killed you. But I will not give up, you will find out that I am much stronger than the rest." With that HHH launches himself faster then the speed of light, striking Homer in the gut, making Homer go though fifteen trees. Homer lays against an upright rock as he slips in and out of consciousness. HHH slowly walks over to Homer.
"DAD!" Bart shouts as he rushes over to Homer, Bart starts to smack Homer in the face over and over, "Dad, wake up!" Bart says over and over. "AAHHH!!!" Bart cries out as HHH grabs him by the collar.
"So, you are the son of Super Homer. How interesting…" He then throws Bart in the river, where Bart hits his head on a rock and lays unconscious, floating in a small pool of water beside the rapid river. Homer becomes wide awake, realizing that his son is hurt. He jumps up in the air and looks down, seeing Bart out cold and HHH laughing at what happen. Homer then drops from the sky, putting himself in a ball, he lands right on HHH, crushing him deep within the ground.
Homer jumps out of the way, spinning, he lands on the ground, and he turns around and faces HHH, who is slowly getting back up. "That was done very well, I didn't expect you to wake so quickly and strike. As I said before, you are not going to defeat me so easily." As HHH talks Homer charges up and send a blast right at HHH. HHH quickly moves to the side, missing the blast, the blast destroys some of the mountain wall.
"You were able to dodge my blast! How can I defeat you?" Homer asks, then Homer then goes into his daydream state.
*
He starts to think of HHH having a heart attack and drops to the ground. Where Homer is dancing over HHH. Then a lady in skimpy bikini gives Homer some cash and a big kiss. Homer continues to dance as the president comes over to Homer and gives him the presidency of the world.
*
Homer gets hit hard, he goes strait up in the air, and he comes back to reality and spots HHH flying right at him. Homer charges up again and sends another blast at HHH. HHH misses it again and hits Homer hard in the stomach, then kicks Homer hard in the face, spit and blood come flying out. Homer drops head first back to the ground, about one hundred and fifty feet in the air. Homer stops himself just before hitting the ground.
Homer flies across the river, creating waves on either side, and soaking the unconscious Bart. Homer flies up the wall of the dam, kicking off at the edge comes right for HHH. They start trading blow after blow, punches and kicks and some wrestling moves. Both of them are bloody and hurting. HHH quickly heals every wound and injury while Homer continues to bleed. They move five feet away from each other. Each gasping for air before continuing the battle.
"You are more impressive than I thought. Maybe we should have fought you all together, we would have had a better chance, but I can still over power you!" HHH body begins to glow, he sticks his hands out and a blast forms, going right for Homer. Homer barely misses it as HHH goes flying in the air, shocked that he was able to produce a blast.
Homer then while HHH is in amazement, sends another blast, this time hitting HHH hard in the center. HHH doesn't designate, but is severely damaged. He falls down and hits the dam, barely able to move. Homer lands a few feet away from HHH.
"I didn't know that you guys can produce blasts." Homer says as he charges himself up as much as he can to finish him off.
"To tell you the truth, I didn't know either." HHH laughs with weakness and pain. "Well, it seems like I've lost, but I will not be defeated by you!" HHH begins to glow, getting brighter and brighter. He starts to scream in pain, he is going to blow himself up and everything he can.
Homer jumps off the dam and flies high in the air, trying to get out of the blast radius. HHH then blows himself up, the blast takes out the whole dam, making it collapse and the water rushes down, destroying everything in its path. Homer then sees Bart still unconscious. Homer teleports down to get Bart, he reaches Bart before the water hits, but doesn't have enough time to get out. The water hits them and takes them down the path of the raging water.
*
"It looks like team Smackdown has lost, it looks like it's time for you five to try." Fink says, going to his room to give five more canisters, this is costing him a fortune, but if they can defeat Super Homer everything will be better and will give them this stuff for a discount.
The group looks at the canisters, knowing the consequences and the rewards of it. Brock takes it first, then RVD then the Big Show, Undertaker finally Bradshaw. They all fall to the ground, sick to their stomach. Fink looks at them. After about fifteen minutes they all get up except Bradshaw. Fink walks over to him, feeling the pulse.
"He's dead. His body and mind wasn't strong enough, you will need to find someone else to take his place, who do you know that is strong and powerful?" Fink asks, looking at the group, a little sad that a wrestler wasn't strong enough.
"Stone Cold." The whole group says. RVD picks up the phone and calls Flair to bring Stone Cold over because Bradshaw died during the consumption. RVD then puts the phone away.
"He will be coming tomorrow, but for now, we will go and try to stop Super Homer." RVD says, they all then jump up in the air and fly out of the apartment, creating more holes, Fink mutters to himself about the repairs.
*
Finally the water level drops and the path the river took, destroyed everything, Homer and Bart are in front of their house. They cough and sputter, clearing their lungs of the water they swallowed. Bart helps Homer back into the house to take another recharge of nuclear waste.
**So, what do you all think? Is this making everyone happy? I like making these, please tell other people about my story. Review every chapter you read so I know that there are people who are reading this. Thank you kiteman for being a faithful reader. I will be needing more characters to fight because I'm starting to run out of chapters for Super Homer Vs. WWE, if I don't get any new ideas I won't be making any new chapters. Thank you all and please give me your ideas. As I said before, I will accept flames.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. I don't own the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment (They lost to the World Wildlife Foundation of the WWF name, it sucks, but what can you do?)), but I do like watching them week after week, so don't sue me for that either.
HHH and The Rock are waiting at the dam. Both have their arms crossed, looking at opposite sides. There is no one around and this seems like an interesting place to fight. Their muscles are increased by large amounts, even more than before. They are using special eye vision to see far away. "Hey, there he is… damn it! He brought someone with him." HHH says.
"Well, we will still kick that Jabronie's candy ass." The Rock snorts. He then jumps in the air to meet Homer.
*
"Um, dad, can you drop me off here, I think it would be a bad idea for me to be with you while you fight." Bart says, starting to shake in fear, he wants to watch the fight, not be in it.
"Sure," Homer drops Bart into a tree (Bart is on the other side of the reservoir.). Homer then flies right at The Rock. Homer disappears right before they collide. The Rock stops in mid air, looking around, his eyebrow raised.
"Where did he go?" The Rock shouts out, looking back at HHH. HHH gives him a shrug. The points at The Rock. The Rock turns around to see Homer hit him across the face. The Rock goes flying down to the ground. HHH jumps off the damn and catches The Rock, HHH then throws The Rock back at Homer.
"Good luck Rock, I hope you win. I'll be clean up fighter if something happens." HHH says as he goes back to the dam to watch the battle and find out Homer's weak points, since he is the cerebral assassin.
The Rock now goes back on attacking Homer. They trade blow after blow, The Rock gives Homer his special punches. Then The Rock grabs Homer and does a rock bottom from one hundred feet in the air, they come plummeting down to the ground. They crash with great impact, making a large crater in the ground. Homer gives off a few dizzy moans as The Rock gets back up, the then does his signature move.
Pulling off one of his arm bands he runs to a tree, bouncing off a tree near by, then bouncing off another one, he then gives Homer a people's elbow. Homer losses all of his air and becomes stunned for a few seconds. The Rock stands up again and yells as loud as he can "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?"
"Hey Rock! Finish him off now before something bad happens!" HHH yells from up on the dam.
"He's defeated, He's not going to get up. I will take as much time as I want, no one can defeat the Rock. I'm the biggest name in sports entertainment!" The Rock keeps bragging about how powerful he is, not realizing that Homer is getting back up. HHH just stays quiet, he's going to let The Rock realize his mistake.
Homer grabs The Rock from behind and starts to squeeze the life out of him. The Rock struggles to get out of it. "You will not win against Super Homer!" Homer yells, squeezing The Rock even harder. The Rock starts to pass out from the bear hug. Homer then throws The Rock into the dam's wall. Leaving a large crack in it. The Rock slowly gets up.
"I would be doing so much better if I had a few thousand people cheering me on." The Rock says gasping for air, his ribs are now starting to heal back in place. The Rock rushes Homer. Homer then lets out a green gas cloud, The Rock runs right into it. He stops dead in his tracks and starts to gasp for air again.
"He, he, he, you must want air right about now. Homer then charges himself up for a power blast. He launches the blast at The Rock, The Rock looks up just in time to see himself get blasted. The blast disintegrates The Rock and then strikes the dam. The dam cracks even more. Leaving more damage, luckily no water is coming out yet.
"Yeah! Way to go dad!" Bart shouts and hollers as he jumps around because his dad is the strongest man alive.
Homer looks up the dam, hearing someone clapping. "Very good Super Homer. I would have guessed that you would take out all of the egomaniacs of all of the others, now time for the big league. Come up here and face me!" HHH yells down to Homer. Homer teleports to the top of the dam. There, HHH and Homer look at each other. Homer in his traditional fighting stance and HHH flexing his muscles and trying to stare Homer down. "You make the first move."
Homer nods and rushes at HHH, his feet not even on the ground, his arms spread towards HHH. HHH jumps out of the way and flips around, he faces Homer as Homer finally comes to a stop and looks at HHH again. Homer teleports behind HHH and tries to put a full nelson on HHH. HHH is able to escape by hitting Homer with a low blow. Homer falls to the ground, cradling his family jewels. HHH sneers at Homer's pain.
HHH stomps down on Homer, smashing his head into the ground, creating more cracks. HHH picks up Homer, he walks over to the edge and prepares to do a pedigree off the edge of the dam, so Homer's head stays at the dam while the rest go over the side of the edge. Just as HHH jumps up Homer flips HHH over the side of the dam, the seventy foot drop, HHH crashes to the bottom, hitting a lot of sharp rocks.
Homer jumps down and glides to the bottom, HHH is in pain as he gets up, he is bleeding all over, but his cuts are already healed up. "Very good Homer, most likely my pedigree of the side of the dam would of killed you. But I will not give up, you will find out that I am much stronger than the rest." With that HHH launches himself faster then the speed of light, striking Homer in the gut, making Homer go though fifteen trees. Homer lays against an upright rock as he slips in and out of consciousness. HHH slowly walks over to Homer.
"DAD!" Bart shouts as he rushes over to Homer, Bart starts to smack Homer in the face over and over, "Dad, wake up!" Bart says over and over. "AAHHH!!!" Bart cries out as HHH grabs him by the collar.
"So, you are the son of Super Homer. How interesting…" He then throws Bart in the river, where Bart hits his head on a rock and lays unconscious, floating in a small pool of water beside the rapid river. Homer becomes wide awake, realizing that his son is hurt. He jumps up in the air and looks down, seeing Bart out cold and HHH laughing at what happen. Homer then drops from the sky, putting himself in a ball, he lands right on HHH, crushing him deep within the ground.
Homer jumps out of the way, spinning, he lands on the ground, and he turns around and faces HHH, who is slowly getting back up. "That was done very well, I didn't expect you to wake so quickly and strike. As I said before, you are not going to defeat me so easily." As HHH talks Homer charges up and send a blast right at HHH. HHH quickly moves to the side, missing the blast, the blast destroys some of the mountain wall.
"You were able to dodge my blast! How can I defeat you?" Homer asks, then Homer then goes into his daydream state.
*
He starts to think of HHH having a heart attack and drops to the ground. Where Homer is dancing over HHH. Then a lady in skimpy bikini gives Homer some cash and a big kiss. Homer continues to dance as the president comes over to Homer and gives him the presidency of the world.
*
Homer gets hit hard, he goes strait up in the air, and he comes back to reality and spots HHH flying right at him. Homer charges up again and sends another blast at HHH. HHH misses it again and hits Homer hard in the stomach, then kicks Homer hard in the face, spit and blood come flying out. Homer drops head first back to the ground, about one hundred and fifty feet in the air. Homer stops himself just before hitting the ground.
Homer flies across the river, creating waves on either side, and soaking the unconscious Bart. Homer flies up the wall of the dam, kicking off at the edge comes right for HHH. They start trading blow after blow, punches and kicks and some wrestling moves. Both of them are bloody and hurting. HHH quickly heals every wound and injury while Homer continues to bleed. They move five feet away from each other. Each gasping for air before continuing the battle.
"You are more impressive than I thought. Maybe we should have fought you all together, we would have had a better chance, but I can still over power you!" HHH body begins to glow, he sticks his hands out and a blast forms, going right for Homer. Homer barely misses it as HHH goes flying in the air, shocked that he was able to produce a blast.
Homer then while HHH is in amazement, sends another blast, this time hitting HHH hard in the center. HHH doesn't designate, but is severely damaged. He falls down and hits the dam, barely able to move. Homer lands a few feet away from HHH.
"I didn't know that you guys can produce blasts." Homer says as he charges himself up as much as he can to finish him off.
"To tell you the truth, I didn't know either." HHH laughs with weakness and pain. "Well, it seems like I've lost, but I will not be defeated by you!" HHH begins to glow, getting brighter and brighter. He starts to scream in pain, he is going to blow himself up and everything he can.
Homer jumps off the dam and flies high in the air, trying to get out of the blast radius. HHH then blows himself up, the blast takes out the whole dam, making it collapse and the water rushes down, destroying everything in its path. Homer then sees Bart still unconscious. Homer teleports down to get Bart, he reaches Bart before the water hits, but doesn't have enough time to get out. The water hits them and takes them down the path of the raging water.
*
"It looks like team Smackdown has lost, it looks like it's time for you five to try." Fink says, going to his room to give five more canisters, this is costing him a fortune, but if they can defeat Super Homer everything will be better and will give them this stuff for a discount.
The group looks at the canisters, knowing the consequences and the rewards of it. Brock takes it first, then RVD then the Big Show, Undertaker finally Bradshaw. They all fall to the ground, sick to their stomach. Fink looks at them. After about fifteen minutes they all get up except Bradshaw. Fink walks over to him, feeling the pulse.
"He's dead. His body and mind wasn't strong enough, you will need to find someone else to take his place, who do you know that is strong and powerful?" Fink asks, looking at the group, a little sad that a wrestler wasn't strong enough.
"Stone Cold." The whole group says. RVD picks up the phone and calls Flair to bring Stone Cold over because Bradshaw died during the consumption. RVD then puts the phone away.
"He will be coming tomorrow, but for now, we will go and try to stop Super Homer." RVD says, they all then jump up in the air and fly out of the apartment, creating more holes, Fink mutters to himself about the repairs.
*
Finally the water level drops and the path the river took, destroyed everything, Homer and Bart are in front of their house. They cough and sputter, clearing their lungs of the water they swallowed. Bart helps Homer back into the house to take another recharge of nuclear waste.
**So, what do you all think? Is this making everyone happy? I like making these, please tell other people about my story. Review every chapter you read so I know that there are people who are reading this. Thank you kiteman for being a faithful reader. I will be needing more characters to fight because I'm starting to run out of chapters for Super Homer Vs. WWE, if I don't get any new ideas I won't be making any new chapters. Thank you all and please give me your ideas. As I said before, I will accept flames.