The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. I don't own the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment (They lost to the World Wildlife Foundation of the WWF name, it sucks, but what can you do?)), but I do like watching them week after week, so don't sue me for that either.
Homer is flying in circles high in the air. He is searching for something very important, the bottom part of his costume. He can feel the cold draft from being so high up. Someone took his pants, he thinks he knows who took them… "BART!!!" Homer yells at the top of his lungs, the sound waves give damage to buildings and windows. He finally sees Bart in the park, flying a kite…
"I guess Bart didn't take my pants, he is only flying a kite, the colors look awful." As he gets closer, he finally figures out that it's his pants. "Wait, those are my pants! Wow, my ass is bigger than I thought!" He swoops down and retrieves his pants and puts them back on as he drops to the ground. He struggles to get them on, for the result, scares off the children and their parents.
"Why did you take my kite? I was having so much fun with it! I never had a kite that big and had the ability to go that far up, must be because it's radioactive." Bart says from pouting to becoming a smart-ass.
"Well, Bart, I'm having a bad feeling, I don't think those guys are finished."
"What do you mean? I was there when you took out the Rock, to bad I was out for the HHH one…" As Bart continues to ramble on, Homer's ear twitch, he turns around to see five guys flying in his direction.
"Time to go!" He picks up Bart and throws him as far as he can. "It's safer wherever you are going!" He yells just before RVD kicks Homer right in the head.
Homer turns around, facing RVD, Brock, Big Show and the Dead Man. RVD, Brock are more jacked than before. The Big Show is much more bigger than before, The Undertaker is now dead, his skin is nearly coming off and only muscle, skin and bones. Homer quickly charges up and hits The Undertaker in the stomach, there is now a large hole, TUT (The Undertaker) looks at the hole, then charges.
The rest watch as Homer gets pummeled by TUT. TUT gets ready for a last ride, when Homer twists TUT's head off with his legs, then Homer kicks the head in the air. The rest of the body is twitching, then comes after Homer. Homer flies in the air and then sends a blast of fire at TUT, TUT turns into a pile of ashes.
*
TUT's head hits a satellite, blowing it up, it goes back towards Earth.
*
Bart lands in a tree, breaking though branches, finally hitting the grassy ground. Bart gets up, he is all bruised and dirty. He rubs his butt, because he landed kind of hard on it. He hears a whistling sound, he looks up just to see TUT's head hit him, knocking Bart out once again.
*
RVD kicks Homer in the head again, making Homer go though three buildings. "Who is better than R. V. D." RVD does his little thumbs to the shoulders. He then jumps in the air, leaving all normal view.
*
Homer slowly gets out of the rubble, he is all filthy and has some cuts oozing green radioactive material. He jumps though the holes he made, above the second building, Ralf is in his tub playing with a rubber ducky. "I'm scared, protect me rubber ducky!" Ralf says as Homer passes him. Ralf then goes back to this bath, forgetting that there is a large hole in the bathroom.
Homer flips out of the first house and walks to the group. "Where is that guy with the ponytail? I have a bone to pick with him." In is slightly out of it tone, trying to stand up strait.
Brock quickly clothlines Homer. While on the ground RVD comes flying down, ready to perform the five star frog splash. Homer quickly looks up, yells at the top of his lungs, making RVD cover his ears and moving back up. Homer does a full charge and disintegrates RVD. The only part left is his pony tail, that lands right on Homer's face.
Homer gets to his feet, he is now going to face Brock and TBS(The Big Show). Brock charges, he thrusts his shoulder into him then drop kicks Homer into TBS. TBS starts to squeeze the life out of Homer. Home gives out some cries of agony as TBS continues to bear hug him. Homer uses his strength and flies up, TBS still holding on him. Brock follows
Homer flips TBS into Brock, but Brock misses and starts to punch Homer. Soon Homer becomes Brock's punching bag, Homer is full of bruises and cuts from the fatal punches of Brock, then Homer just misses one and knees Brock. Brock is stunned for a moment before sending a blast at Homer. Homer quickly moves out of the way, but is struck by another blast from TBS.
Homer starts to fall, Brock, hammer fists Homer to fall even faster, just before Homer lands, TBS kicks Homer up, then Brock and TBS start hitting Homer up and down. Homer is starting to lose all conscience and feeling. Homer with his last sense, starts blasting everything around him. He successfully strikes Brock down, but missing the now 8ft BS.
Homer gets to his feet, he is such a wreck, similar to the one where he fell down Springfield's gorge twice. Homer looks up to see TBS's fist hitting Homer hard, Home goes up in the air and comes down on the injured Brock. They collapse in a large heap. Homer twists off Brocks head and throws it far away, he then charges TBS, but TBS gives Homer the big boot, taking Homer out.
TBS jumps high in the air and stomps down on Homer, crushing Homer's head and stomach. TBS keeps doing that before he realizes that he is the last one. He then picks up Homer. "You know, you killed all of the big name starts of sports entertainment. Now, I will kill you and be the biggest name ever!" He then starts to crush Homer's head in his hands. Homer quickly kicks TBS in the family jewels, that makes TBS fall to the ground, then Homer jumps out of the way and blasts TBS away, leaving only his boots.
Homer takes a few breaths of air, "I am the king, I am the king, no one can beat me, I am so great!" He starts singing. He turns around in circles, he stops dead in his tracks where he gets Stone Cold stunned. Homer bounces on the ground, then laying motionless.
"If anyone wants me to kick his ass, give me a hell ya!" Stone Cold Steve Austin calls out. He pauses for a moment.
"Noo" Homer weakly calls out from his even more weaken state.
"What?"
"Haven't I killed enough of you guys?"
"What?"
"Go away! I don't want to fight anymore!"
"What?" SCSA (Stone Cold Steve Austin) starts to mud hole stops Homer. Homer sends a blast from his feet where he flies out of danger. SCSA then speeds to Homer. Homer then sends a regular blast, SCSA misses it and sends one out himself. Homer gets hit and stumbles and crashes into a streetlight.
SCSA flips off Homer and then starts beating Homer up even more. He stuns Homer three more times. He stops, looking at a bar, he enters and starts to drink a few, Stone Cold Style. While SCSA is in the bar, Homer starts to become refresh, letting his body heal.
Homer then goes into the bar, he finds SCSA drinking a duff at the bar. Homer tackles him, they start fighting in the area the bartender stays. There is a young man working behind the bar, since Moe was killed earlier, and that the job is so much more easier now that Barney was killed too.
They break every bottle and damage the tap, every so often Homer tries to get some beer, but every time, SCSA attacks. Homer crashes out the large window and SCSA follows, they trade more blows on the street. Homer jumps in the air and flies, SCSA follows, they still keep fighting, and both are now badly beaten up. Homer gets the upper hand when he rips off SCSA's arm. Homer starts to beat SCSA with it, SCSA then charges. Homer flips SCSA over him and blasts SCSA, SCSA crashes to the ground, severely injured. Homer lands right next to him.
"Well, you beat Stone Cold."
"Will you all please leave me alone!" Homer picks SCSA by the beard.
"Well, the WWE will leave you alone, but there are others that nerd is planning on sending after you. Now, finish me off, kill me like a man or I will kill you." SCSA says, coughing up blood. Homer slowly goes in the air, he charges a massive blast and destroys SCSA, as well as the whole street corner.
*
Back home, Homer and Marge are talking at the table, it's now late and the children are in bed.
"Homey, we are running out of money, you are no longer working much and you are eating more than ever."
"I know dear, I think I have a plan that will solve both of our problems." With that, Homer kisses Marge and goes to bed. Marge sits at the table, moaning at what Homer might have planned.
*
Next morning. "Homey, can you tell me what you are planning on doing?"
"Well Marge, I'm gonna sell my body." Homer says, Marge gasps. "No, no, no, not like that, I'm going to put advertisements all over me, people can sponcer me. The plant will still give me cash as long as I do something there, I'm now getting rid of all the nuclear waste they have."
"Please be careful." Marge says, she kisses Homer on the cheek. Homer then teleports to the plant.
**So, what does everyone think? Well, Kiteman, if it wasn't for you, there wouldn't be any more chapters. Thank you for the subjects to use. I am planning on making my story 30 chapters. I have the perfect ending, it will take about 5 chapters, but it will be great. I will not tell what will happen, you will see it unfold, but for now, I would like more ideas. The more I know about a group, the more I will write about them. I watch the WWE a lot, so I am kind of knowledgeable in it. Futurama and Bin Laudin might be two chapters each, the Lakers will be one chapter, I don't watch much sports. I'm a weird 18 male!
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. I don't own the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment (They lost to the World Wildlife Foundation of the WWF name, it sucks, but what can you do?)), but I do like watching them week after week, so don't sue me for that either.
Homer is flying in circles high in the air. He is searching for something very important, the bottom part of his costume. He can feel the cold draft from being so high up. Someone took his pants, he thinks he knows who took them… "BART!!!" Homer yells at the top of his lungs, the sound waves give damage to buildings and windows. He finally sees Bart in the park, flying a kite…
"I guess Bart didn't take my pants, he is only flying a kite, the colors look awful." As he gets closer, he finally figures out that it's his pants. "Wait, those are my pants! Wow, my ass is bigger than I thought!" He swoops down and retrieves his pants and puts them back on as he drops to the ground. He struggles to get them on, for the result, scares off the children and their parents.
"Why did you take my kite? I was having so much fun with it! I never had a kite that big and had the ability to go that far up, must be because it's radioactive." Bart says from pouting to becoming a smart-ass.
"Well, Bart, I'm having a bad feeling, I don't think those guys are finished."
"What do you mean? I was there when you took out the Rock, to bad I was out for the HHH one…" As Bart continues to ramble on, Homer's ear twitch, he turns around to see five guys flying in his direction.
"Time to go!" He picks up Bart and throws him as far as he can. "It's safer wherever you are going!" He yells just before RVD kicks Homer right in the head.
Homer turns around, facing RVD, Brock, Big Show and the Dead Man. RVD, Brock are more jacked than before. The Big Show is much more bigger than before, The Undertaker is now dead, his skin is nearly coming off and only muscle, skin and bones. Homer quickly charges up and hits The Undertaker in the stomach, there is now a large hole, TUT (The Undertaker) looks at the hole, then charges.
The rest watch as Homer gets pummeled by TUT. TUT gets ready for a last ride, when Homer twists TUT's head off with his legs, then Homer kicks the head in the air. The rest of the body is twitching, then comes after Homer. Homer flies in the air and then sends a blast of fire at TUT, TUT turns into a pile of ashes.
*
TUT's head hits a satellite, blowing it up, it goes back towards Earth.
*
Bart lands in a tree, breaking though branches, finally hitting the grassy ground. Bart gets up, he is all bruised and dirty. He rubs his butt, because he landed kind of hard on it. He hears a whistling sound, he looks up just to see TUT's head hit him, knocking Bart out once again.
*
RVD kicks Homer in the head again, making Homer go though three buildings. "Who is better than R. V. D." RVD does his little thumbs to the shoulders. He then jumps in the air, leaving all normal view.
*
Homer slowly gets out of the rubble, he is all filthy and has some cuts oozing green radioactive material. He jumps though the holes he made, above the second building, Ralf is in his tub playing with a rubber ducky. "I'm scared, protect me rubber ducky!" Ralf says as Homer passes him. Ralf then goes back to this bath, forgetting that there is a large hole in the bathroom.
Homer flips out of the first house and walks to the group. "Where is that guy with the ponytail? I have a bone to pick with him." In is slightly out of it tone, trying to stand up strait.
Brock quickly clothlines Homer. While on the ground RVD comes flying down, ready to perform the five star frog splash. Homer quickly looks up, yells at the top of his lungs, making RVD cover his ears and moving back up. Homer does a full charge and disintegrates RVD. The only part left is his pony tail, that lands right on Homer's face.
Homer gets to his feet, he is now going to face Brock and TBS(The Big Show). Brock charges, he thrusts his shoulder into him then drop kicks Homer into TBS. TBS starts to squeeze the life out of Homer. Home gives out some cries of agony as TBS continues to bear hug him. Homer uses his strength and flies up, TBS still holding on him. Brock follows
Homer flips TBS into Brock, but Brock misses and starts to punch Homer. Soon Homer becomes Brock's punching bag, Homer is full of bruises and cuts from the fatal punches of Brock, then Homer just misses one and knees Brock. Brock is stunned for a moment before sending a blast at Homer. Homer quickly moves out of the way, but is struck by another blast from TBS.
Homer starts to fall, Brock, hammer fists Homer to fall even faster, just before Homer lands, TBS kicks Homer up, then Brock and TBS start hitting Homer up and down. Homer is starting to lose all conscience and feeling. Homer with his last sense, starts blasting everything around him. He successfully strikes Brock down, but missing the now 8ft BS.
Homer gets to his feet, he is such a wreck, similar to the one where he fell down Springfield's gorge twice. Homer looks up to see TBS's fist hitting Homer hard, Home goes up in the air and comes down on the injured Brock. They collapse in a large heap. Homer twists off Brocks head and throws it far away, he then charges TBS, but TBS gives Homer the big boot, taking Homer out.
TBS jumps high in the air and stomps down on Homer, crushing Homer's head and stomach. TBS keeps doing that before he realizes that he is the last one. He then picks up Homer. "You know, you killed all of the big name starts of sports entertainment. Now, I will kill you and be the biggest name ever!" He then starts to crush Homer's head in his hands. Homer quickly kicks TBS in the family jewels, that makes TBS fall to the ground, then Homer jumps out of the way and blasts TBS away, leaving only his boots.
Homer takes a few breaths of air, "I am the king, I am the king, no one can beat me, I am so great!" He starts singing. He turns around in circles, he stops dead in his tracks where he gets Stone Cold stunned. Homer bounces on the ground, then laying motionless.
"If anyone wants me to kick his ass, give me a hell ya!" Stone Cold Steve Austin calls out. He pauses for a moment.
"Noo" Homer weakly calls out from his even more weaken state.
"What?"
"Haven't I killed enough of you guys?"
"What?"
"Go away! I don't want to fight anymore!"
"What?" SCSA (Stone Cold Steve Austin) starts to mud hole stops Homer. Homer sends a blast from his feet where he flies out of danger. SCSA then speeds to Homer. Homer then sends a regular blast, SCSA misses it and sends one out himself. Homer gets hit and stumbles and crashes into a streetlight.
SCSA flips off Homer and then starts beating Homer up even more. He stuns Homer three more times. He stops, looking at a bar, he enters and starts to drink a few, Stone Cold Style. While SCSA is in the bar, Homer starts to become refresh, letting his body heal.
Homer then goes into the bar, he finds SCSA drinking a duff at the bar. Homer tackles him, they start fighting in the area the bartender stays. There is a young man working behind the bar, since Moe was killed earlier, and that the job is so much more easier now that Barney was killed too.
They break every bottle and damage the tap, every so often Homer tries to get some beer, but every time, SCSA attacks. Homer crashes out the large window and SCSA follows, they trade more blows on the street. Homer jumps in the air and flies, SCSA follows, they still keep fighting, and both are now badly beaten up. Homer gets the upper hand when he rips off SCSA's arm. Homer starts to beat SCSA with it, SCSA then charges. Homer flips SCSA over him and blasts SCSA, SCSA crashes to the ground, severely injured. Homer lands right next to him.
"Well, you beat Stone Cold."
"Will you all please leave me alone!" Homer picks SCSA by the beard.
"Well, the WWE will leave you alone, but there are others that nerd is planning on sending after you. Now, finish me off, kill me like a man or I will kill you." SCSA says, coughing up blood. Homer slowly goes in the air, he charges a massive blast and destroys SCSA, as well as the whole street corner.
*
Back home, Homer and Marge are talking at the table, it's now late and the children are in bed.
"Homey, we are running out of money, you are no longer working much and you are eating more than ever."
"I know dear, I think I have a plan that will solve both of our problems." With that, Homer kisses Marge and goes to bed. Marge sits at the table, moaning at what Homer might have planned.
*
Next morning. "Homey, can you tell me what you are planning on doing?"
"Well Marge, I'm gonna sell my body." Homer says, Marge gasps. "No, no, no, not like that, I'm going to put advertisements all over me, people can sponcer me. The plant will still give me cash as long as I do something there, I'm now getting rid of all the nuclear waste they have."
"Please be careful." Marge says, she kisses Homer on the cheek. Homer then teleports to the plant.
**So, what does everyone think? Well, Kiteman, if it wasn't for you, there wouldn't be any more chapters. Thank you for the subjects to use. I am planning on making my story 30 chapters. I have the perfect ending, it will take about 5 chapters, but it will be great. I will not tell what will happen, you will see it unfold, but for now, I would like more ideas. The more I know about a group, the more I will write about them. I watch the WWE a lot, so I am kind of knowledgeable in it. Futurama and Bin Laudin might be two chapters each, the Lakers will be one chapter, I don't watch much sports. I'm a weird 18 male!