The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. I do not own Bin Laudin, but I would love to make him my bitch ;P.
(Because I don't know the language I will translate it into English). "Sir, we've got word of a super strong super hero. He uses nuclear waste for his powers, maybe we can somehow use him to destroy buildings." A Taliban officer says at a conference around a circular table inside a cave. There are fifteen others, including Bin Laudin.
"Mmm, maybe. How good is your word?" Bin Laudin says, leaning over the table.
"Very good sir, plus he is in the paper." He holds up a Springfield news paper. It says:
"Local Dolf wins hearts of millions." Under the title it talks about him defeating R.D.M, the WWE, BBM, CBCG and many others, plus the destruction of the drive in, Krusty Burger, the Dam, and half the town. At the bottom it says "Super Homer billboard space wanted, if you want an ad displayed, he's willing to do it for a price."
"Very good, I want ten men to go there and convince him. Give him all the radioactive waste he wants. I want this man!" Bin says, laughing, everyone is staring at him for a second then they all start laughing. Bin then stops. "Only I can laugh!" Everyone shuts up and Bin continues to laugh by himself.
*
"Honey, it's almost time for work! You need to eat before you go!" Marge shouts out to her husband. Marge is in a total wreak, she's been sleeping on the couch for weeks now, her hair is all messy and got bags under her eyes, walking with her head tilted because of the major cramp in it.
She walks into the kitchen, there is so much food piled on the table that it is almost about to break. She walks to the stove to remove the pan of frying bacon, as she turns around, she sees her husband already finishing off the last of the food, there are piles of plates, bowls, cups and other food containing dishes. She sighs, dropping the pan on the table, in a second the bacon is gone, Homer wipes his mouth with the corner of the table cloth.
He stands up and kisses Marge. "That was great! I hope you packed a lunch just as big." Homer says before teleporting back to the bedroom to change. Marge gives off a loud and annoyed moan. She walks to the table and starts to wash the dishes as Homer's lunch cooks in the oven. There is so much food in it that it's practically coming out.
*
Homer is on the bed, struggling on his pants, he is having a very hard time trying to get them on. His pants have already been stitched together countless times, good thing Marge is such a great sewer(person who sews not the drain system). Homer's body is still a gelatinous blob, but it does show muscle definition everywhere, somehow he's got a six-pack on his round belly.
Homer finally gets his suit on, he teleports back in the kitchen where Bart and Lisa are having breakfast of Krusty O's. Homer pats them both on the head. "How are my little darlings?" He says in a false loving voice.
"Ouch, hey!" they both call out from the force Homer unintentionally applied to them. They turn around and gasp at Homer. He is still wearing his super hero suit, but it is now covered in advertisements.
Homer's got a large Laramies Cigarettes display on his whole front body. He's got Rear End Collision on his ass. Insane asylum on the back of his head. Zipp Boys on his left arm, Colossal Doughnuts on his right. A Mr. Burns Rules covering his back. His legs both have Space For Rent on them.
"Well, time for work." He kisses Marge and over pats the children's head. He picks up Maggie and kisses her. "Goodbye little one whose name I can't remember…" With that Homer disappears, Lisa quickly dives, catching Maggie before hitting the floor. Marge moans once more.
*
Homer appears in Burn's office. Burn gives a small smile. "Well, my boy, I'm going to sell you. These nice gentlemen here gave me three hundred billion for you." Burns directs Homer to a bunch of Middle East men in robes and armed with machine guns.
"Well, ok, what will I be doing with them?" Homer asks, walking over to one of the guys, shaking his hand. The Middle Eastener cries in pain as Homer accidentally breaks his hand. "Oppsie."
"That's alright my boy, they don't mind pain, and they worship death or something." Burn says walking back to his desk
"It's Muhammad and if we kill ourselves for his purpose, we will go to heaven!"
"Yeah what ever, my god is better." Burns pulls out a remote, pushing the large red button, one of his walls sides to the side, revealing a large golden statue of Burns himself. The statue is however more muscular, taller, younger and everything Burns isn't (except the face mainly, even then the teeth, nose and eyes are improved.).
"Ok, well, to us, you are like the Satan that so many believe in, in this country" One of the guys says. "Well Super Homer, come with us, you are ours now." The guy holds the gun up to Homer's back.
"Well, ok, if you say so." With that, the group leaves Burns office and fly back to the Tailiban's headquarters.
Homer is sitting in a chair in one of the caves. BL (Bin Laudan) walks over to Homer and pats him on the shoulder. He then speaks, Homer stares at him blankly, and then starts to laugh. "Eh heh he, you talk funny." Homer says. One of the guys sighs.
"He's telling you your mission, he wants you to fly to American with this box and give it to the president." He explains.
"Oh, ok, well, what's in the box?" Homer asks, the guy and BL start talking.
The guy turns back to Homer. "It's a present, he doesn't want to ruin the surprise. You and the president can both enjoy it. Just don't open it before you get there or it won't be a surprise, ok?"
"Ummm…. Ok!" Homer jumps up, he takes the package and flies off, creating a hole strait to the surface. Everyone shakes their head.
(translated)
"At least the president will die and so will that Super Hero before he really finds out who we are and what we do" BL says, sitting down in a chair.
"Yeah, well, now terrorism will rule the world and we can run things with fear." One of the guys says, everyone in the room starts to laugh. BL yells at them, they all become quiet as BL starts to laugh by himself.
*
Homer is flying towards Washington D.C.. He starts to get tired, "Well, since I'm going to know anyway, let's see what's inside here…" Homer pulls apart the box, shattering it to splinters, inside is a large bomb, set to go off once the lid of the box has been open. It starts to beep and then beeps extremely fast.
Homer goes up in a large fiery blast. Pieces go flying everywhere, landing on the ocean, hissing out as it touches the water. The smoke clears away and Homer is floating in mid air, wearing only a charred remains of his costume.
"That's not a very good surprise, that might have killed the president. I must go back and find a more president friendly gift." Homer flies back to the caves. He starts to get shot at by the people who hired him. He quickly dodges the bullets and shells. He kicks the crap out of the guys. He then walks into the cave that is supposed to hold BL.
"Hold it! You are suppose to be dead now!" The guy says, the same guy whose hand was crushed by Homer earlier that day. He lifts up a machine gun and starts to fire at Homer. Homer uses his super speed and kicks the gun out of the guys hand, then throws him into the wall.
Homer finally enters the room where BL is. BL slowly gets up, and starts to speak in his language.
"You speak is no longer funny, now that I know that you want me dead. Why hire me if you don't want me around." BL replies in his tongue. "Well, it's ass whooping time!" Homer shouts out as he starts to beat up BL. He throws him out the hole Homer made when he left.
Homer comes out of the hole and stomps on BL, BL gives out a cry in pain. Homer picks him up and throws him high in the air as more terrorists come charging Homer. Homer starts zipping to them, using one punch to take them out. Homer charges himself up to the max and sends a large blast, it destroys the area and everyone in it. Homer starts to gasp for air, he hears a cry.
Homer looks up to see BL come crashing down. Homer kicks BL just before he hits. BL then lands miles away. Homer appears right behind Homer and then Homer teleports himself and BL back to the Springfield Power Plant. There, Homer tosses BL into the reactor, disintegrating him to no more remains.
Homer leans back on one of the reactor cores, letting the radiation charge him back up. He teleports himself to Mr. Burns office.
"I'm back sir, the men you hired me for were nothing but terrorists, don't worry, I took care of them all and their ring leader, I kind of liked him, he talked funny."
Burns' eyes pop out. "You eliminated the Taliban!" He starts to shake. "You fool! They were my best customers, you realize that I am so rich, not from running the power plant, but selling it's radioactive material. You are not much of an investment, I give you waste for free." Burns walks around his desk. "Now I will give you a thrashing of a life time!" Burns starts to weakly strike Homer with the back and palms of his hands. Homer just looks at him.
Burns stop gasping for air. "Well, I hope you learned your lesson."
"Yes sir, may I go back to work now?"
"Yes, very well."
Homer teleports in the reactor core, absorbing all the radiation. "Another day, another charge." Homer says, sitting down on one of the radiation rods.
*
Back in the reactor, a hand emerges. A blacken, burnt hand slowly pulls itself out, slowly a whole body emerges. BL is back, totally charred and nothing but bones. He lets out a deafening yell, blasting the reactor to bits. "Homer…" was all BL said. As it walks away. Sirens, light and all sorts are going off the wall, a reactor breach.
*
"Homer!" Someone says over the intercom.
"Huh, what?" Homer says, getting up, he fell asleep, the intense radiation now destroyed the rest of his costume, and he will now need to get a new one.
"Reactor breach in sector 11-A, get over there now and control the radiation until our cleanup crew can get there."
"Yes sir!" Homer says, teleporting to sector 11-A. He looks around, seeing damaged reactor parts and a set of foot prints. They are bony looking. Homer stares at them, but shrugs it off. "I must be imagining things."
**So, what does everyone think? Well, if you want to see Homer fight a special guest, please tell me in your reviews, as I said, LB will get two chapters, Futurerama will get two and the Lakers will get one, after that, I won't have any new chapters and my final chapters will never come out, I even started writing them. Only way to see what happens is to review, and I need people to tell me who they want to see guest star, since it's the Simpsons and they're always have guest starts.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. I do not own Bin Laudin, but I would love to make him my bitch ;P.
(Because I don't know the language I will translate it into English). "Sir, we've got word of a super strong super hero. He uses nuclear waste for his powers, maybe we can somehow use him to destroy buildings." A Taliban officer says at a conference around a circular table inside a cave. There are fifteen others, including Bin Laudin.
"Mmm, maybe. How good is your word?" Bin Laudin says, leaning over the table.
"Very good sir, plus he is in the paper." He holds up a Springfield news paper. It says:
"Local Dolf wins hearts of millions." Under the title it talks about him defeating R.D.M, the WWE, BBM, CBCG and many others, plus the destruction of the drive in, Krusty Burger, the Dam, and half the town. At the bottom it says "Super Homer billboard space wanted, if you want an ad displayed, he's willing to do it for a price."
"Very good, I want ten men to go there and convince him. Give him all the radioactive waste he wants. I want this man!" Bin says, laughing, everyone is staring at him for a second then they all start laughing. Bin then stops. "Only I can laugh!" Everyone shuts up and Bin continues to laugh by himself.
*
"Honey, it's almost time for work! You need to eat before you go!" Marge shouts out to her husband. Marge is in a total wreak, she's been sleeping on the couch for weeks now, her hair is all messy and got bags under her eyes, walking with her head tilted because of the major cramp in it.
She walks into the kitchen, there is so much food piled on the table that it is almost about to break. She walks to the stove to remove the pan of frying bacon, as she turns around, she sees her husband already finishing off the last of the food, there are piles of plates, bowls, cups and other food containing dishes. She sighs, dropping the pan on the table, in a second the bacon is gone, Homer wipes his mouth with the corner of the table cloth.
He stands up and kisses Marge. "That was great! I hope you packed a lunch just as big." Homer says before teleporting back to the bedroom to change. Marge gives off a loud and annoyed moan. She walks to the table and starts to wash the dishes as Homer's lunch cooks in the oven. There is so much food in it that it's practically coming out.
*
Homer is on the bed, struggling on his pants, he is having a very hard time trying to get them on. His pants have already been stitched together countless times, good thing Marge is such a great sewer(person who sews not the drain system). Homer's body is still a gelatinous blob, but it does show muscle definition everywhere, somehow he's got a six-pack on his round belly.
Homer finally gets his suit on, he teleports back in the kitchen where Bart and Lisa are having breakfast of Krusty O's. Homer pats them both on the head. "How are my little darlings?" He says in a false loving voice.
"Ouch, hey!" they both call out from the force Homer unintentionally applied to them. They turn around and gasp at Homer. He is still wearing his super hero suit, but it is now covered in advertisements.
Homer's got a large Laramies Cigarettes display on his whole front body. He's got Rear End Collision on his ass. Insane asylum on the back of his head. Zipp Boys on his left arm, Colossal Doughnuts on his right. A Mr. Burns Rules covering his back. His legs both have Space For Rent on them.
"Well, time for work." He kisses Marge and over pats the children's head. He picks up Maggie and kisses her. "Goodbye little one whose name I can't remember…" With that Homer disappears, Lisa quickly dives, catching Maggie before hitting the floor. Marge moans once more.
*
Homer appears in Burn's office. Burn gives a small smile. "Well, my boy, I'm going to sell you. These nice gentlemen here gave me three hundred billion for you." Burns directs Homer to a bunch of Middle East men in robes and armed with machine guns.
"Well, ok, what will I be doing with them?" Homer asks, walking over to one of the guys, shaking his hand. The Middle Eastener cries in pain as Homer accidentally breaks his hand. "Oppsie."
"That's alright my boy, they don't mind pain, and they worship death or something." Burn says walking back to his desk
"It's Muhammad and if we kill ourselves for his purpose, we will go to heaven!"
"Yeah what ever, my god is better." Burns pulls out a remote, pushing the large red button, one of his walls sides to the side, revealing a large golden statue of Burns himself. The statue is however more muscular, taller, younger and everything Burns isn't (except the face mainly, even then the teeth, nose and eyes are improved.).
"Ok, well, to us, you are like the Satan that so many believe in, in this country" One of the guys says. "Well Super Homer, come with us, you are ours now." The guy holds the gun up to Homer's back.
"Well, ok, if you say so." With that, the group leaves Burns office and fly back to the Tailiban's headquarters.
Homer is sitting in a chair in one of the caves. BL (Bin Laudan) walks over to Homer and pats him on the shoulder. He then speaks, Homer stares at him blankly, and then starts to laugh. "Eh heh he, you talk funny." Homer says. One of the guys sighs.
"He's telling you your mission, he wants you to fly to American with this box and give it to the president." He explains.
"Oh, ok, well, what's in the box?" Homer asks, the guy and BL start talking.
The guy turns back to Homer. "It's a present, he doesn't want to ruin the surprise. You and the president can both enjoy it. Just don't open it before you get there or it won't be a surprise, ok?"
"Ummm…. Ok!" Homer jumps up, he takes the package and flies off, creating a hole strait to the surface. Everyone shakes their head.
(translated)
"At least the president will die and so will that Super Hero before he really finds out who we are and what we do" BL says, sitting down in a chair.
"Yeah, well, now terrorism will rule the world and we can run things with fear." One of the guys says, everyone in the room starts to laugh. BL yells at them, they all become quiet as BL starts to laugh by himself.
*
Homer is flying towards Washington D.C.. He starts to get tired, "Well, since I'm going to know anyway, let's see what's inside here…" Homer pulls apart the box, shattering it to splinters, inside is a large bomb, set to go off once the lid of the box has been open. It starts to beep and then beeps extremely fast.
Homer goes up in a large fiery blast. Pieces go flying everywhere, landing on the ocean, hissing out as it touches the water. The smoke clears away and Homer is floating in mid air, wearing only a charred remains of his costume.
"That's not a very good surprise, that might have killed the president. I must go back and find a more president friendly gift." Homer flies back to the caves. He starts to get shot at by the people who hired him. He quickly dodges the bullets and shells. He kicks the crap out of the guys. He then walks into the cave that is supposed to hold BL.
"Hold it! You are suppose to be dead now!" The guy says, the same guy whose hand was crushed by Homer earlier that day. He lifts up a machine gun and starts to fire at Homer. Homer uses his super speed and kicks the gun out of the guys hand, then throws him into the wall.
Homer finally enters the room where BL is. BL slowly gets up, and starts to speak in his language.
"You speak is no longer funny, now that I know that you want me dead. Why hire me if you don't want me around." BL replies in his tongue. "Well, it's ass whooping time!" Homer shouts out as he starts to beat up BL. He throws him out the hole Homer made when he left.
Homer comes out of the hole and stomps on BL, BL gives out a cry in pain. Homer picks him up and throws him high in the air as more terrorists come charging Homer. Homer starts zipping to them, using one punch to take them out. Homer charges himself up to the max and sends a large blast, it destroys the area and everyone in it. Homer starts to gasp for air, he hears a cry.
Homer looks up to see BL come crashing down. Homer kicks BL just before he hits. BL then lands miles away. Homer appears right behind Homer and then Homer teleports himself and BL back to the Springfield Power Plant. There, Homer tosses BL into the reactor, disintegrating him to no more remains.
Homer leans back on one of the reactor cores, letting the radiation charge him back up. He teleports himself to Mr. Burns office.
"I'm back sir, the men you hired me for were nothing but terrorists, don't worry, I took care of them all and their ring leader, I kind of liked him, he talked funny."
Burns' eyes pop out. "You eliminated the Taliban!" He starts to shake. "You fool! They were my best customers, you realize that I am so rich, not from running the power plant, but selling it's radioactive material. You are not much of an investment, I give you waste for free." Burns walks around his desk. "Now I will give you a thrashing of a life time!" Burns starts to weakly strike Homer with the back and palms of his hands. Homer just looks at him.
Burns stop gasping for air. "Well, I hope you learned your lesson."
"Yes sir, may I go back to work now?"
"Yes, very well."
Homer teleports in the reactor core, absorbing all the radiation. "Another day, another charge." Homer says, sitting down on one of the radiation rods.
*
Back in the reactor, a hand emerges. A blacken, burnt hand slowly pulls itself out, slowly a whole body emerges. BL is back, totally charred and nothing but bones. He lets out a deafening yell, blasting the reactor to bits. "Homer…" was all BL said. As it walks away. Sirens, light and all sorts are going off the wall, a reactor breach.
*
"Homer!" Someone says over the intercom.
"Huh, what?" Homer says, getting up, he fell asleep, the intense radiation now destroyed the rest of his costume, and he will now need to get a new one.
"Reactor breach in sector 11-A, get over there now and control the radiation until our cleanup crew can get there."
"Yes sir!" Homer says, teleporting to sector 11-A. He looks around, seeing damaged reactor parts and a set of foot prints. They are bony looking. Homer stares at them, but shrugs it off. "I must be imagining things."
**So, what does everyone think? Well, if you want to see Homer fight a special guest, please tell me in your reviews, as I said, LB will get two chapters, Futurerama will get two and the Lakers will get one, after that, I won't have any new chapters and my final chapters will never come out, I even started writing them. Only way to see what happens is to review, and I need people to tell me who they want to see guest star, since it's the Simpsons and they're always have guest starts.