The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. I do not own Bin Laudin, but I would love to make him my bitch ;P, I don't own the L.A. Lakers nor futurama (Same people who brought you "The Simpsons").
Homer is sitting at the destroyed nuclear reactor, thinking about his life and how it's turned out so far. He's gone though three costumes and lost a few people he cared about, especially his dear friend, beer.
"Oh I miss that sweet intoxicating taste of my true love…" Homer sighs as the cleanup crew arrives. They rush over to Homer.
"Homer, we just saw a man just consisting of skeleton bones. He keeps calling out your name then saying something in some strange language. Do you know who he is and does he have a pass to be here? He is also very hot, radioactive hot I mean." Homer gave him a strange look when he said hot.
Out of nowhere, a green comes flying towards the group, the SBL (Skeleton Bin Laudin) comes charging at Homer. SBL gives a few cries as he starts to beat up Homer. Homer having no clue what he is saying say. "Ouch, why are you doing this to me? You don't have to… ow, that is going to leave a mark! Stop bending my arm that way!" Homer finally struggles free and charges up, blasting SBL to pieces. Homer takes a small breather.
"Homer, you are extremely strong, how much radiation have you been receiving?" One of the suited men says.
"I don't know, I've been here pretty much since the breach."
"That was two hours ago, Homer if you stay any longer, I think you might start having some very bad side effects. Maybe you should take a break, why don't you go out and take a vacation." One of the suited men says.
"Um… Ok, I'll ask the boss." Homer disappears and reapers in Burn's office. "Sir, can I have a vacation, let me take a few days off and maybe lose some of this build up of radiation, I've been taking so much, my tummy is starting to seriously hurt."
"Ummm…" Burns thinks for a few minutes. "Very well, but this vacation is going without pay and you will be back here by Monday, alright?"
"Yes sir!" Homer stops and stares off into space. "Sir, um… Today is Friday."
"Huh? What? Is my offer not good enough for the Super Homer? You should be grateful that I'm giving you this, I own you! And I could kill you as easily as I made you, now watch as I kick your butt!" Burns starts to strike Homer unsuccessfully. "Very well Homer, you won this round, I will give a week of vacation, now get out of my site, you make me sick."
Homer disappears and reappears at home. "Marge, kids, we are going on vacation for a week, pack your bags!"
Lisa appears behind Homer. "Dad… where are we going?"
"I'm not sure…"
Bart comes down the stairs. "Let's go to Los Angles, the Lakers are having a celebrity basketball game!"
"Mmmm, sure, why not, I'm a celebrity, right?" He looks at Lisa with a worried look.
"Umm, I guess." She shrugs. Homer gives a little whoo-hoo and dances around the house saying that he is a celebrity.
*
They are all at a hotel. Unpacking all of their things. Marge walks up to Homer. "Homer, why did you teleport us into the room, why couldn't we of walked in here, you paid for the room, didn't you?"
"Honey, I teleported us in here because I want to treat my queen, princesses and rat boy" Bart pipes in with a 'hey' "with the most respect."
"Oh ok." Marge smiles as she finishes off unpacking. Homer gives off a sigh of relief.
*
Homer is now in the Laker's locker room. Phil Jackson steps right up to him. "Who are you? Why are you in the locker room, fans are suppose to be outside, tonight is a special night where the Lakers take on a bunch of spoon fed Nancy boys."
"I am here to be one of the spoon fed Nancy boy. I am Super Homer and I got super powers."
"That's great, I really care, but… GET THE HELL OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM!!!" He starts pushing Homer out. "Fine, how about this… Just for kicks, you stay here, and after my boys wipe the floor with the celebrities, they will challenge you to a game… The plays you will face will be… Shaquille O'Neal, Kobe Bryant, Lindsey Hunter, Samaki Walker, and Robert Horry."
"Ok, great, can I watch the game?"
"No."
"Ok," Homer walks over to Gary Vitti, there he talks to him on the finer parts of basketball.
*
The celebrity game ended and then Vitti told Homer to wait on the court. Homer is now on the court, waiting for the other basketball players to arrive. A voice over the speakers comes on. "Are you ready to face one of the greatest NBA teams in history?"
"I guess so."
"Well, here they come!, introducing our forwards. Robert Horry and Samaki Walker." The two basketball players enter the court. "Now, our guards Kobe Bryant and Lindsey Hunter." The next two come in. "And last, playing center, Shaquille O'Neal!" Shaq comes out, the crowd cheers. Everyone now sets up in their places, the siren goes off and the ref throws the ball in the air.
Homer quickly gets the ball and flies right to the hoop and scores one. As they continue to play, Homer severely dominates the Lakers. He scores over and over, the Lakers are getting extremely annoyed. The loyal fans that stayed to watch are also getting severely annoyed. They start to boo and hiss at Homer.
After Homer scores 100 the crowd gets fed up and rushes into the court, they grab Homer. The Lakers also assist in getting Homer kicked out of the arena. Soon Homer is on his fat ass, looking at the entrance where everyone is going back, Homer drops is head and sighs. He teleports himself back to the hotel. "Family, I think we should go somewhere else, how would everyone like to go to China?"
"No." They all say.
"How about Brazil, the rainforest there is getting torn down." Lisa pipes in
"No way I'm going to Brazil."
"How about Florida?" Bart says
"Sure, we will spend the rest of our vacation at the beaches." Homer says. They all start to pack up quickly. He teleports him and the family to Florida. The second he teleports the door opens.
"You will like this room, it's been vacant like you asked for. Nothing has been disturbed…" He stops in mid sentence, seeing everything destroyed, the two rich people gasp. The female drops her purse.
*
"Gadzooks! I finally have done it!" Fink spins around in his cramp little room. "I finished creating my bring to live gun."
CBCG enters the room, eating a large hotdog. "So…" chewing. "You finished it, what should we use to test it with?"
"I'm not sure, turn on the television, what ever is on we will use."
CBCG waddles over to the television and turns it on, the beginning of futurama. "You want to use this show?"
"Well, I said we will try it on whatever came on first." Fink gives off a sigh, he didn't really want to use this show, but he DID say that he will use what ever came on first. "Stand back."
CBCG moves away as Finks new machine turns on and starts to power up. It starts to shake, then Fink pushes the button and a green lazer lightening beam comes out and strikes the television. The characters that are coming out are Fry, Bender, Brannigan, Nibbler, Leela and Kif. They are now looking at each other with amazement.
"It works! Now, what do we do with them?" Fink says, looking at CBCG. CGCB gives Fink a shrug. "Well, they can go after Super Homer, maybe they can beat him, doubtfully, but you never know."
*
The Simpsons return back from their vacation, everyone has a deep tan, except Lisa who kept telling them the radiation can kill you, no one listened like usual, Homer is even buffer than before, the suns rays have created a new type of power. However nuclear radiation still the best way for him to charge, the sun takes to long.
"Well, I have work tomorrow, I think I will go to bed now, good night my loving family!" Homer says before disappearing. The next thing they hear is loud thunderous snoring.
**How does everyone like this chapter? I know it was kind of fast, but I don't have a clue about the L.A. Lakers and I just didn't like talking about Bin Laudin, now the next chapter will most likely only be the end of futurama, however, I can never be sure because I type them as I go, if I find myself with more pages than wanted, I will make it more than one part. Well, goodbye for now, and thank you all for your reviews. If anyone else would like to see someone in the Super Homer Saga, just put them in your review. Kiteman, what kind of powers does your character have? I have great plans for him, he, he, he.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. I do not own Bin Laudin, but I would love to make him my bitch ;P, I don't own the L.A. Lakers nor futurama (Same people who brought you "The Simpsons").
Homer is sitting at the destroyed nuclear reactor, thinking about his life and how it's turned out so far. He's gone though three costumes and lost a few people he cared about, especially his dear friend, beer.
"Oh I miss that sweet intoxicating taste of my true love…" Homer sighs as the cleanup crew arrives. They rush over to Homer.
"Homer, we just saw a man just consisting of skeleton bones. He keeps calling out your name then saying something in some strange language. Do you know who he is and does he have a pass to be here? He is also very hot, radioactive hot I mean." Homer gave him a strange look when he said hot.
Out of nowhere, a green comes flying towards the group, the SBL (Skeleton Bin Laudin) comes charging at Homer. SBL gives a few cries as he starts to beat up Homer. Homer having no clue what he is saying say. "Ouch, why are you doing this to me? You don't have to… ow, that is going to leave a mark! Stop bending my arm that way!" Homer finally struggles free and charges up, blasting SBL to pieces. Homer takes a small breather.
"Homer, you are extremely strong, how much radiation have you been receiving?" One of the suited men says.
"I don't know, I've been here pretty much since the breach."
"That was two hours ago, Homer if you stay any longer, I think you might start having some very bad side effects. Maybe you should take a break, why don't you go out and take a vacation." One of the suited men says.
"Um… Ok, I'll ask the boss." Homer disappears and reapers in Burn's office. "Sir, can I have a vacation, let me take a few days off and maybe lose some of this build up of radiation, I've been taking so much, my tummy is starting to seriously hurt."
"Ummm…" Burns thinks for a few minutes. "Very well, but this vacation is going without pay and you will be back here by Monday, alright?"
"Yes sir!" Homer stops and stares off into space. "Sir, um… Today is Friday."
"Huh? What? Is my offer not good enough for the Super Homer? You should be grateful that I'm giving you this, I own you! And I could kill you as easily as I made you, now watch as I kick your butt!" Burns starts to strike Homer unsuccessfully. "Very well Homer, you won this round, I will give a week of vacation, now get out of my site, you make me sick."
Homer disappears and reappears at home. "Marge, kids, we are going on vacation for a week, pack your bags!"
Lisa appears behind Homer. "Dad… where are we going?"
"I'm not sure…"
Bart comes down the stairs. "Let's go to Los Angles, the Lakers are having a celebrity basketball game!"
"Mmmm, sure, why not, I'm a celebrity, right?" He looks at Lisa with a worried look.
"Umm, I guess." She shrugs. Homer gives a little whoo-hoo and dances around the house saying that he is a celebrity.
*
They are all at a hotel. Unpacking all of their things. Marge walks up to Homer. "Homer, why did you teleport us into the room, why couldn't we of walked in here, you paid for the room, didn't you?"
"Honey, I teleported us in here because I want to treat my queen, princesses and rat boy" Bart pipes in with a 'hey' "with the most respect."
"Oh ok." Marge smiles as she finishes off unpacking. Homer gives off a sigh of relief.
*
Homer is now in the Laker's locker room. Phil Jackson steps right up to him. "Who are you? Why are you in the locker room, fans are suppose to be outside, tonight is a special night where the Lakers take on a bunch of spoon fed Nancy boys."
"I am here to be one of the spoon fed Nancy boy. I am Super Homer and I got super powers."
"That's great, I really care, but… GET THE HELL OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM!!!" He starts pushing Homer out. "Fine, how about this… Just for kicks, you stay here, and after my boys wipe the floor with the celebrities, they will challenge you to a game… The plays you will face will be… Shaquille O'Neal, Kobe Bryant, Lindsey Hunter, Samaki Walker, and Robert Horry."
"Ok, great, can I watch the game?"
"No."
"Ok," Homer walks over to Gary Vitti, there he talks to him on the finer parts of basketball.
*
The celebrity game ended and then Vitti told Homer to wait on the court. Homer is now on the court, waiting for the other basketball players to arrive. A voice over the speakers comes on. "Are you ready to face one of the greatest NBA teams in history?"
"I guess so."
"Well, here they come!, introducing our forwards. Robert Horry and Samaki Walker." The two basketball players enter the court. "Now, our guards Kobe Bryant and Lindsey Hunter." The next two come in. "And last, playing center, Shaquille O'Neal!" Shaq comes out, the crowd cheers. Everyone now sets up in their places, the siren goes off and the ref throws the ball in the air.
Homer quickly gets the ball and flies right to the hoop and scores one. As they continue to play, Homer severely dominates the Lakers. He scores over and over, the Lakers are getting extremely annoyed. The loyal fans that stayed to watch are also getting severely annoyed. They start to boo and hiss at Homer.
After Homer scores 100 the crowd gets fed up and rushes into the court, they grab Homer. The Lakers also assist in getting Homer kicked out of the arena. Soon Homer is on his fat ass, looking at the entrance where everyone is going back, Homer drops is head and sighs. He teleports himself back to the hotel. "Family, I think we should go somewhere else, how would everyone like to go to China?"
"No." They all say.
"How about Brazil, the rainforest there is getting torn down." Lisa pipes in
"No way I'm going to Brazil."
"How about Florida?" Bart says
"Sure, we will spend the rest of our vacation at the beaches." Homer says. They all start to pack up quickly. He teleports him and the family to Florida. The second he teleports the door opens.
"You will like this room, it's been vacant like you asked for. Nothing has been disturbed…" He stops in mid sentence, seeing everything destroyed, the two rich people gasp. The female drops her purse.
*
"Gadzooks! I finally have done it!" Fink spins around in his cramp little room. "I finished creating my bring to live gun."
CBCG enters the room, eating a large hotdog. "So…" chewing. "You finished it, what should we use to test it with?"
"I'm not sure, turn on the television, what ever is on we will use."
CBCG waddles over to the television and turns it on, the beginning of futurama. "You want to use this show?"
"Well, I said we will try it on whatever came on first." Fink gives off a sigh, he didn't really want to use this show, but he DID say that he will use what ever came on first. "Stand back."
CBCG moves away as Finks new machine turns on and starts to power up. It starts to shake, then Fink pushes the button and a green lazer lightening beam comes out and strikes the television. The characters that are coming out are Fry, Bender, Brannigan, Nibbler, Leela and Kif. They are now looking at each other with amazement.
"It works! Now, what do we do with them?" Fink says, looking at CBCG. CGCB gives Fink a shrug. "Well, they can go after Super Homer, maybe they can beat him, doubtfully, but you never know."
*
The Simpsons return back from their vacation, everyone has a deep tan, except Lisa who kept telling them the radiation can kill you, no one listened like usual, Homer is even buffer than before, the suns rays have created a new type of power. However nuclear radiation still the best way for him to charge, the sun takes to long.
"Well, I have work tomorrow, I think I will go to bed now, good night my loving family!" Homer says before disappearing. The next thing they hear is loud thunderous snoring.
**How does everyone like this chapter? I know it was kind of fast, but I don't have a clue about the L.A. Lakers and I just didn't like talking about Bin Laudin, now the next chapter will most likely only be the end of futurama, however, I can never be sure because I type them as I go, if I find myself with more pages than wanted, I will make it more than one part. Well, goodbye for now, and thank you all for your reviews. If anyone else would like to see someone in the Super Homer Saga, just put them in your review. Kiteman, what kind of powers does your character have? I have great plans for him, he, he, he.