The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. I do not own futurama (Same people who brought you "The Simpsons") and Kitman (who Kiteman owns).
Homer is doing his usual morning work out. He is scratching his ass as he walks clumsily to the bathroom, he is too tired to teleport. He walks into Bart. "Hey man, watch where you going… Ow, quit it!" As Homer walks into him again. Finally Homer gets passed Bart, however crushing the toy Bart was playing with.
Homer walks right into the bathroom door, shattering it to splinters. Homer hears the shower going, "Mmm, someone must have started it for me." He walks over to the curtain, and pulls it back, revealing Marge. She gives a deafening scream. Homer's eyes pop out and he becomes lost.
"Get out!" Marge says, shooing Homer away, she looks at the now door less doorway, and covers herself with the shower curtain before Bart could take a glimpse that might traumatize him for life. "Bart! Go to your room!" Marge yells, Bart quietly walks to his room, once she hears the door slam she gets out to dry.
*
Homer is in the kitchen, devouring everything that he can find. Marge comes in, she yells again, all the cabinets are open and the food left is poured on the floor, counters and other places, Homer is eating everything he can in each cabinet, what ever he doesn't he eat is left carelessly on the floor.
"Homer!" Marge says, walking over to him. She stops when something catches her eye. "Did you eat the dishwasher liquid?" She asks, lifting an empty bottle of dishwasher liquid.
"No." Homer says just before he hiccups, bubbles come flying out of his mouth. Marge stares at him with a stern look. He then gets off the counter and teleports into the bathroom, where Lisa is heard screaming. Homer didn't realize that Lisa is now using the bathroom.
Homer teleports back into the kitchen. "That girl can give her own fowl odors when she wants to." Waving his hand in front of his face. He sits in a chair. "Well, time for breakfast, hopefully by then I can finally get to use the bathroom." Marge sighs as she starts to pile food on the table.
Within minutes the food is gone, Homer is dabbing his lips with a napkin, however his face is covered in mysterious sauces. Homer then teleports in the bathroom where he finally can take a shower.
*
"Well, your mission is to kill Super Homer anyway possible." Fink says, tapping his fingers together, a glare shinning off his glasses.
"Who is this Super Homer?" Leela asks, leaning on the table, glaring at Fink with her one eye.
"He is a super hero that I despise."
"Why should we help you?" Bender now questions.
"Well, I'll give you anything you want."
"Beer, and lots of it."
"Deal, and you?" Fink asks Fry.
"I don't know, maybe live here, this is more like my time, I feel rather comfortable, even if it's two and half years after my time and I heard that age has no effect."
"Alright, you can live here. You?" He asks Zap.
"I want woman, and lots of them." He gives out a small moan of pleasure.
"Well, I will try my best." He says shaking his head. He says something under his breath. "You will be the first to die." He looks up at Nibbler. "You?"
Nibbler says a few words in his language. Fink nods every-so-often. "Ok, I will do that for you. Lastly, how about you little green gay guy?" Fink says, motioning towards Kif.
"Well, um… I am not gay… I do have a girlfriend. I think I would like to live a life of peace without this barbarian near me." Kif says, motioning to Zap.
"Done and done!" Fink claps his hands together. "Now, go out and do my bidding, you will all be repaid once your mission is complete.
"Hey, what about me?" Leela asks, stomping her foot on the floor.
"Ok… What do you want?"
"I want to go home. At least there I'm not much of a freak."
"You are a freak wherever you go." Bender whispers in her direction. Leela side kicks Bender into the wall.
"Now, all of you go, once you defeat Super Homer you will all be allowed to go home." With that, the gang goes out the door. Fry appears at the doorway.
"Um… where is this Super Homer?"
"Here, this will be able to help you track him." Fink throws the same device the wrestlers used to find Super Homer.
"Thanks, bye!"
*
"Ah, Super Homer is back!" Homer's new outfit is the same, now with my Ihvnnm logo on his left leg and "Kitman, higher than a kite" on the other. Homer than kisses everyone before he teleports out of the house, he appears at work. "So, what am I suppose to be doing today?" Homer says, rotating his neck.
"Nothing now, we are all set, why don't you go outside, if we need you, you can use this beeper. "The man in the radiation suit throws Homer a beeper.
"How do you use this?" Homer asks, as the casing starts to sizzle.
The man sighs then stares in amazement. This beeper is supposed to withstand a nuclear blast.
*
Out in space, Kang and Kronos are looking down at Earth. "Foolish humans, they don't realize the radiation that man is giving off, good thing we are here. He will kill them all off, after that, we can take over the planet and enslave the humans!" Kang says, they both start to laugh.
"Wait… If Homer kills off all the humans, there will be none to enslave… We have to do something!"
"Right! Start the engines, we must capture Super Homer and use him as we please." After Kronos pushes a button, the whole place blows up, another space craft comes flying by, towards Earth. Kang and Kronos are just floating in space.
"What do we do now?"
"Well, it's a far distance from our planet, I guess we got to start swimming…" They both start to swim away. (Hint, hint, someone pick Kang and Kronos as "people" you want to see Super Homer fight, if not, they don't get shown and this kills this plotline.)
*
Homer is sitting on a park bench, thinking about the great mysteries of life. "How do they get the cream into those sweet, sweet cupcakes I love just so much." Homer trails off, as he stares at a sparrow.
Homer is hit in the back with a lazer blast. Homer turns around to see the group of futurama. "Hey, how did you get here?"
"This mad man, more mad than my great, great, great(ect…) grandfather, brought us to life with this thing that looks like a toaster and now tells us he will give us anything if we kill you." Fry says, speaking from behind Leela.
"Oh ok… you all are cooko, cooko."
"Kif, attack, I command you." Zap says, pushing Kif in front of the group.
Kif starts to fight back, but gives up. He sighs and walks over to Homer. "I am sorry, that I have to do this, but you see, I have no choice." He pokes Homer, Homer falls to the floor crying in pain.
"Very good Kif, I will defiantly take the credit for this, while the rest of you were killed, except you Leela, who would have been just injured enough never to remember this event again." Zap says, pulling out a lazer gun. He shoots everyone on kill, he then turns to Leela and turns the dial to amnesia, and shoots her. He then realizes that Kif is still fighting Super Homer.
Homer and Kif are giving each other blow after blow, Kif somehow has the ability to dodge every blow and just tap Homer, causing more pain.
"Very good Kif, I think I might just keep you around." As Zap stares out, he sees Kif hit hard. Kif flies next to Zap, Zap throws Kif five feet away. "Well, you just lost your usefulness." He raises the gun, set on kill, he is about to shoot when a spacecraft crushes Zap.
Kif looks up and starts thanking his god. Just before the ramp comes down, crushing him. (Leela was next to Zap).
Homer peers at the spacecraft, lights can be seen though the smoke at the entrance of the craft. A figure appears, it finally reveals itself. It has a stick figure form and a large head shaped of a kite. To realize it, from above, the space ship also looks like a kite, in the back, the tail houses many space-pods.
"Hello, I am Kiteman, I am here to train under you. You see, I am part of the super hero exchange program. I come from a planet that is in dire need of super heros. We are a peaceful species, so we don't know how to use the powers given to us. So, I am here to learn from you, your stories go near and far, however you don't look like this.
Kiteman pulls out a cube, it shows an image of a green bubbly puss creature. "It doesn't matter. Well, what are we going to do first sir?"
"Do you have a place to stay?"
"No, you think I can stay with you?"
"Sure you can take the couch." Homer says not realizing that Marge now sleeps there.
**So, what do you all think? Kiteman, do you like it? I will give it powers next time. Homer will be fighting more powerful creatures, I thank you ssnicksinnett for giving me those characters to work with, that will fill up an easy five chapters at least. Goodbye for now, and if anyone else has any ideas, I would love to hear them. I want to make thirty chapters and I am now half-way there. If anyone wants to know who the last opponent(s) is, give me your e-mail and I will send it, however, I bet no one wants to know, it will be a great and glorious battle, I will tell no one who will win.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. I do not own futurama (Same people who brought you "The Simpsons") and Kitman (who Kiteman owns).
Homer is doing his usual morning work out. He is scratching his ass as he walks clumsily to the bathroom, he is too tired to teleport. He walks into Bart. "Hey man, watch where you going… Ow, quit it!" As Homer walks into him again. Finally Homer gets passed Bart, however crushing the toy Bart was playing with.
Homer walks right into the bathroom door, shattering it to splinters. Homer hears the shower going, "Mmm, someone must have started it for me." He walks over to the curtain, and pulls it back, revealing Marge. She gives a deafening scream. Homer's eyes pop out and he becomes lost.
"Get out!" Marge says, shooing Homer away, she looks at the now door less doorway, and covers herself with the shower curtain before Bart could take a glimpse that might traumatize him for life. "Bart! Go to your room!" Marge yells, Bart quietly walks to his room, once she hears the door slam she gets out to dry.
*
Homer is in the kitchen, devouring everything that he can find. Marge comes in, she yells again, all the cabinets are open and the food left is poured on the floor, counters and other places, Homer is eating everything he can in each cabinet, what ever he doesn't he eat is left carelessly on the floor.
"Homer!" Marge says, walking over to him. She stops when something catches her eye. "Did you eat the dishwasher liquid?" She asks, lifting an empty bottle of dishwasher liquid.
"No." Homer says just before he hiccups, bubbles come flying out of his mouth. Marge stares at him with a stern look. He then gets off the counter and teleports into the bathroom, where Lisa is heard screaming. Homer didn't realize that Lisa is now using the bathroom.
Homer teleports back into the kitchen. "That girl can give her own fowl odors when she wants to." Waving his hand in front of his face. He sits in a chair. "Well, time for breakfast, hopefully by then I can finally get to use the bathroom." Marge sighs as she starts to pile food on the table.
Within minutes the food is gone, Homer is dabbing his lips with a napkin, however his face is covered in mysterious sauces. Homer then teleports in the bathroom where he finally can take a shower.
*
"Well, your mission is to kill Super Homer anyway possible." Fink says, tapping his fingers together, a glare shinning off his glasses.
"Who is this Super Homer?" Leela asks, leaning on the table, glaring at Fink with her one eye.
"He is a super hero that I despise."
"Why should we help you?" Bender now questions.
"Well, I'll give you anything you want."
"Beer, and lots of it."
"Deal, and you?" Fink asks Fry.
"I don't know, maybe live here, this is more like my time, I feel rather comfortable, even if it's two and half years after my time and I heard that age has no effect."
"Alright, you can live here. You?" He asks Zap.
"I want woman, and lots of them." He gives out a small moan of pleasure.
"Well, I will try my best." He says shaking his head. He says something under his breath. "You will be the first to die." He looks up at Nibbler. "You?"
Nibbler says a few words in his language. Fink nods every-so-often. "Ok, I will do that for you. Lastly, how about you little green gay guy?" Fink says, motioning towards Kif.
"Well, um… I am not gay… I do have a girlfriend. I think I would like to live a life of peace without this barbarian near me." Kif says, motioning to Zap.
"Done and done!" Fink claps his hands together. "Now, go out and do my bidding, you will all be repaid once your mission is complete.
"Hey, what about me?" Leela asks, stomping her foot on the floor.
"Ok… What do you want?"
"I want to go home. At least there I'm not much of a freak."
"You are a freak wherever you go." Bender whispers in her direction. Leela side kicks Bender into the wall.
"Now, all of you go, once you defeat Super Homer you will all be allowed to go home." With that, the gang goes out the door. Fry appears at the doorway.
"Um… where is this Super Homer?"
"Here, this will be able to help you track him." Fink throws the same device the wrestlers used to find Super Homer.
"Thanks, bye!"
*
"Ah, Super Homer is back!" Homer's new outfit is the same, now with my Ihvnnm logo on his left leg and "Kitman, higher than a kite" on the other. Homer than kisses everyone before he teleports out of the house, he appears at work. "So, what am I suppose to be doing today?" Homer says, rotating his neck.
"Nothing now, we are all set, why don't you go outside, if we need you, you can use this beeper. "The man in the radiation suit throws Homer a beeper.
"How do you use this?" Homer asks, as the casing starts to sizzle.
The man sighs then stares in amazement. This beeper is supposed to withstand a nuclear blast.
*
Out in space, Kang and Kronos are looking down at Earth. "Foolish humans, they don't realize the radiation that man is giving off, good thing we are here. He will kill them all off, after that, we can take over the planet and enslave the humans!" Kang says, they both start to laugh.
"Wait… If Homer kills off all the humans, there will be none to enslave… We have to do something!"
"Right! Start the engines, we must capture Super Homer and use him as we please." After Kronos pushes a button, the whole place blows up, another space craft comes flying by, towards Earth. Kang and Kronos are just floating in space.
"What do we do now?"
"Well, it's a far distance from our planet, I guess we got to start swimming…" They both start to swim away. (Hint, hint, someone pick Kang and Kronos as "people" you want to see Super Homer fight, if not, they don't get shown and this kills this plotline.)
*
Homer is sitting on a park bench, thinking about the great mysteries of life. "How do they get the cream into those sweet, sweet cupcakes I love just so much." Homer trails off, as he stares at a sparrow.
Homer is hit in the back with a lazer blast. Homer turns around to see the group of futurama. "Hey, how did you get here?"
"This mad man, more mad than my great, great, great(ect…) grandfather, brought us to life with this thing that looks like a toaster and now tells us he will give us anything if we kill you." Fry says, speaking from behind Leela.
"Oh ok… you all are cooko, cooko."
"Kif, attack, I command you." Zap says, pushing Kif in front of the group.
Kif starts to fight back, but gives up. He sighs and walks over to Homer. "I am sorry, that I have to do this, but you see, I have no choice." He pokes Homer, Homer falls to the floor crying in pain.
"Very good Kif, I will defiantly take the credit for this, while the rest of you were killed, except you Leela, who would have been just injured enough never to remember this event again." Zap says, pulling out a lazer gun. He shoots everyone on kill, he then turns to Leela and turns the dial to amnesia, and shoots her. He then realizes that Kif is still fighting Super Homer.
Homer and Kif are giving each other blow after blow, Kif somehow has the ability to dodge every blow and just tap Homer, causing more pain.
"Very good Kif, I think I might just keep you around." As Zap stares out, he sees Kif hit hard. Kif flies next to Zap, Zap throws Kif five feet away. "Well, you just lost your usefulness." He raises the gun, set on kill, he is about to shoot when a spacecraft crushes Zap.
Kif looks up and starts thanking his god. Just before the ramp comes down, crushing him. (Leela was next to Zap).
Homer peers at the spacecraft, lights can be seen though the smoke at the entrance of the craft. A figure appears, it finally reveals itself. It has a stick figure form and a large head shaped of a kite. To realize it, from above, the space ship also looks like a kite, in the back, the tail houses many space-pods.
"Hello, I am Kiteman, I am here to train under you. You see, I am part of the super hero exchange program. I come from a planet that is in dire need of super heros. We are a peaceful species, so we don't know how to use the powers given to us. So, I am here to learn from you, your stories go near and far, however you don't look like this.
Kiteman pulls out a cube, it shows an image of a green bubbly puss creature. "It doesn't matter. Well, what are we going to do first sir?"
"Do you have a place to stay?"
"No, you think I can stay with you?"
"Sure you can take the couch." Homer says not realizing that Marge now sleeps there.
**So, what do you all think? Kiteman, do you like it? I will give it powers next time. Homer will be fighting more powerful creatures, I thank you ssnicksinnett for giving me those characters to work with, that will fill up an easy five chapters at least. Goodbye for now, and if anyone else has any ideas, I would love to hear them. I want to make thirty chapters and I am now half-way there. If anyone wants to know who the last opponent(s) is, give me your e-mail and I will send it, however, I bet no one wants to know, it will be a great and glorious battle, I will tell no one who will win.