The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. Kitman (who Kiteman owns) is not mine.
Homer and Kiteman are flying back to his house. Kiteman has a huge bag, inside the bag is stuff with what he calls his energy supply. Homer flies on his back, looking at Kiteman. "So, where are you from?"
"From a world of dire need."
"Ok, but what is it called?"
"Aworldofdireneed, how many times do I have to tell you?"
"What does that mean in your language?"
"Our languages are so similar it surpasses the similarity of you and the aliens you know as Kang and Kronos."
"Oh them, well, they aren't that bad. Sure the impregnate Marge, took of the world a few times, and tried to eat us."
"Don't worry about them, they wanted to oblivate you, but I stopped them before they even made it to the stratosphere. The gravity on this planet is a lot more than I am use to, can we land so I can take another charge?"
"Um, ok. Right there looks good." Homer points to a police station parking lot.
"Sure," They land down, Kiteman opens hi bag, revealing that is stuffed with joints.
"This is your energy supply?!!?" Homer says shocked. "Can I have some?"
"Not now, this is all I have, I once I run out I will have to go back to my planet to get more."
"You don't have to do that, I can show you places where you can get it, sure it is expensive and I wont pay for it."
"Really???" Kiteman is shocked, on his planet this is free, and it flows as much as the water on this planet does. "Well, then, I will share this with you, only if you help me get more when I need it."
"Done and done." Homer picks up one of the joints and lights it up, he takes a few puffs before handing it to Kiteman. Kiteman nearly sucks the whole thing in. Homer starts to laugh, "Hey Kiteman, I am now as high as a kite, look at me fly, weee!" Homer starts running around in circles with his arms in the air.
"Hey, freeze!" Wigam comes out of the station and sees Super Homer and this freak taking hits. "It looks like I caught some druggies, time to go down to the station with you two, get in the car." Wigam pushes Homer and Kiteman in the car, he then throws the duffle bag in the front seat.
Wigam drives the car five feet into another parking spot, "Ok, out of the car, you punks, I will make sure to give you a great sentence since this state just toughen it's drug laws. You two are going to see a whole lot more jail time." Wigam starts laughing, Homer and Kiteman walk into the station and put in a jail cell.
"Why are in here? What did we do wrong?"
"Well, Kiteman my good buddy, pot is illegal and we were caught." Homer laughs between some words, he is still high. "Now, we might be in here for long."
"I can get us out, just slip me though the bars and I will bring someone back, tell me where you're house is, I will get your family to come here and pay your bail."
"Oh you are so good Kiteman, my address is Evergreen Terrance. Tell them I am in jail and I need to get out. Hurry Kiteman before your power runs out." Homer falls asleep on the bench, a big burly guy sits next to Super Homer and starts to touch him. Kiteman looks for a second, shaking his head he gets though the bars and flies away.
"Just stay put Homer, I shall return!" Kiteman flies away, disappearing with a spot of light. Homer is still sleeping as the burly guy touches him.
*
Kiteman lands in front of the household. Bart and Lisa run up to him. "Sorry, Super Homer isn't here right now, if you want you can leave a message and we will give it to him once he comes back, thank you." Lisa says.
"Whoa! A freak! Way cool man."
"I am not a freak, but your dad is stuck in jail, you need to get your mother and pay his bail."
"Well, our mother isn't here either. Would you like to come in and wait till she gets back?" Bart asks.
"Sure," Kiteman follows the kids into the house where he sits on Homer's spot and lights up another joint.
"What is that?" Lisa speaks up. "I hope that isn't what I think it is, drugs are not allowed in the house unless with a doctors note."
"This keeps my power up, and the boy seems to like it." Kiteman looks at Bart who is now going though bags of chips, his eyes are bloodshot and a goofy smile.
"Wow man, dude." Bart starts spinning before crashing into a wall and lays there unconscious for the rest of this story.
Lisa sighs and goes upstairs to practice her saxophone. Kiteman lays back enjoying the light sound of jazz as he continues to suck on his blunt. After one hour Marge finally comes home.
"What in the world?" She starts coughing. She gasps "Someone is doing drugs in my house!" She walks on Kiteman, still laying there, smoking away. She takes a broom and starts hitting Kiteman. "Shoo, shoo, get out of here!" She continues to beat on Kiteman.
"Hey, ouch, watch it lady, I have news, ow, hold it, your husband is. stop ouch, that hurts. Forget it!" Kiteman gives up and runs out of the house, Marge is waving the broom in her hand.
"Don't you ever comeback!" She groans as she goes back in the house, Lisa comes down, speaking a mile a minute.
"Hey mom, I thought I heard you, where is that freaky guy with a kite for a head? He or she, or whatever it is said that dad needed help, he was waiting for you to return. Where is he? Did he tell you because I forgot, and oh yeah, Bart is out cold on the flood, but don't worry, he should be fine tomorrow morning."
"What?!?! Homey is in trouble? Why didn't that thing tell me? Lisa, you don't know where Homer is now?"
"No, that thing told me, but after taking a few inhales of this pot, I am somehow wired."
"I may have not hit him so much and so hard if I didn't catch him smoking. Now how are we going to find out what happen to Homer?" The doorbell rings. Marge and Lisa go over to the door and Marge opens it.
Kiteman is standing in his heavy armored battle suit and with a massive cannon gun. He his breathing heavily and with a mad/scared looks. The armor he is wearing is massive, layers upon layers of metal and glass. He is wearing a kite shaped helmet with a glass visor over half of it. The cannon gun is half his body and is very large, it has many lights and buttons on it.
"Ok, now listen to me!" Kiteman is breathing heavily, speaking very slowly, Marge and Lisa are both frozen where they stand. "I am not messing around anymore, if you come near me I will vapor." He cuts off short when he feels something on his leg, he looks down to see Maggie wrapped around his armored leg. "Awee." Kiteman smiles, he picks up Maggie and starts to bounce her.
"Ahem," Marge coughs. "What has happen to my husband?"
"Oh, that. We got arrested, we need you to bail us out, but you don't have to worry about me, but while you're there, please get my supplies, I need them."
"What are your supplies?"
"Well, they are what you call drugs here, they are these things." Kiteman holds up a joint, Marge moans at the sight of it.
"Alright, I will try, but you most likely will need to break in and get it yourself if the police force hasn't already finished it off."
*
All the police officers are in a circle, smoking one joint after another, laughing at nothing, the smoke is so very think and it is very hard to see anything.
*
Homer is mumbling in his sleep, now Homer is no longer wearing a shirt or pants, but a pair of his underwear, the big burly man is no longer touching him but letting Homer use his leg as a pillow. Another cellmate is walking around, wearing Homer's clothing, having a big problem holding it up, as he dances around the cell.
*
Kiteman and Marge are at the police station. "Excuse me, here is the money to bail out my husband." Marge drops a large bag of coins. "Now, please let my husband out. He is wearing a disturbing super hero costume. I hate it myself, but well, there is no arguing with him."
The police officer sighs as pushes a button. "Hey, let the fat superhero go."
"Well, there are a lot of fat guys. There are some in costume as well."
"Fine, I'm bringing them back to pick him out, so stop racing the prisoners and leave them in their cage." The officer smiles as he looks at Kiteman and Marge. "Right this way."
"Marge, you go, I have. something to do." Kiteman looks back and forth and slides under a door.
Marge follows the officer to the back, as they pass cells, some of the guys call out to Marge, some are sexual others are just funny. You can imagine your own call outs. Finally they get to an open cell where Homer is asleep and a guy is still dancing around in his costume. "There he is sir, he is the one passed out. The officer nods and goes it, he rips off the costume from the guy and gives Marge both Homer and the costume. Marge falls backwards from the weight, she then grabs him by the feet and drags him away, the costume is just draped over him. He mumbles some incoherent mumble jumble.
*
Kiteman gets to the evidence room where the officers are still in a circle smoking all of this stuff. Kiteman takes in some massive inhales and then beats the crap out of all the guy, taking the rest of his stash, he quickly leaves before getting caught.
**So, what does everyone think? I will put Uckman in after I am finished with the requests of everyone else, I am putting characters in the order that I am given. He will come in, trust me, my next is going to be good, and I hope everyone likes it. Do you just want Goku or do you want to see other dbz characters? Well, goodbye for now, and thank you for everyone ideas, I think I can make it to the end.
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. Kitman (who Kiteman owns) is not mine.
Homer and Kiteman are flying back to his house. Kiteman has a huge bag, inside the bag is stuff with what he calls his energy supply. Homer flies on his back, looking at Kiteman. "So, where are you from?"
"From a world of dire need."
"Ok, but what is it called?"
"Aworldofdireneed, how many times do I have to tell you?"
"What does that mean in your language?"
"Our languages are so similar it surpasses the similarity of you and the aliens you know as Kang and Kronos."
"Oh them, well, they aren't that bad. Sure the impregnate Marge, took of the world a few times, and tried to eat us."
"Don't worry about them, they wanted to oblivate you, but I stopped them before they even made it to the stratosphere. The gravity on this planet is a lot more than I am use to, can we land so I can take another charge?"
"Um, ok. Right there looks good." Homer points to a police station parking lot.
"Sure," They land down, Kiteman opens hi bag, revealing that is stuffed with joints.
"This is your energy supply?!!?" Homer says shocked. "Can I have some?"
"Not now, this is all I have, I once I run out I will have to go back to my planet to get more."
"You don't have to do that, I can show you places where you can get it, sure it is expensive and I wont pay for it."
"Really???" Kiteman is shocked, on his planet this is free, and it flows as much as the water on this planet does. "Well, then, I will share this with you, only if you help me get more when I need it."
"Done and done." Homer picks up one of the joints and lights it up, he takes a few puffs before handing it to Kiteman. Kiteman nearly sucks the whole thing in. Homer starts to laugh, "Hey Kiteman, I am now as high as a kite, look at me fly, weee!" Homer starts running around in circles with his arms in the air.
"Hey, freeze!" Wigam comes out of the station and sees Super Homer and this freak taking hits. "It looks like I caught some druggies, time to go down to the station with you two, get in the car." Wigam pushes Homer and Kiteman in the car, he then throws the duffle bag in the front seat.
Wigam drives the car five feet into another parking spot, "Ok, out of the car, you punks, I will make sure to give you a great sentence since this state just toughen it's drug laws. You two are going to see a whole lot more jail time." Wigam starts laughing, Homer and Kiteman walk into the station and put in a jail cell.
"Why are in here? What did we do wrong?"
"Well, Kiteman my good buddy, pot is illegal and we were caught." Homer laughs between some words, he is still high. "Now, we might be in here for long."
"I can get us out, just slip me though the bars and I will bring someone back, tell me where you're house is, I will get your family to come here and pay your bail."
"Oh you are so good Kiteman, my address is Evergreen Terrance. Tell them I am in jail and I need to get out. Hurry Kiteman before your power runs out." Homer falls asleep on the bench, a big burly guy sits next to Super Homer and starts to touch him. Kiteman looks for a second, shaking his head he gets though the bars and flies away.
"Just stay put Homer, I shall return!" Kiteman flies away, disappearing with a spot of light. Homer is still sleeping as the burly guy touches him.
*
Kiteman lands in front of the household. Bart and Lisa run up to him. "Sorry, Super Homer isn't here right now, if you want you can leave a message and we will give it to him once he comes back, thank you." Lisa says.
"Whoa! A freak! Way cool man."
"I am not a freak, but your dad is stuck in jail, you need to get your mother and pay his bail."
"Well, our mother isn't here either. Would you like to come in and wait till she gets back?" Bart asks.
"Sure," Kiteman follows the kids into the house where he sits on Homer's spot and lights up another joint.
"What is that?" Lisa speaks up. "I hope that isn't what I think it is, drugs are not allowed in the house unless with a doctors note."
"This keeps my power up, and the boy seems to like it." Kiteman looks at Bart who is now going though bags of chips, his eyes are bloodshot and a goofy smile.
"Wow man, dude." Bart starts spinning before crashing into a wall and lays there unconscious for the rest of this story.
Lisa sighs and goes upstairs to practice her saxophone. Kiteman lays back enjoying the light sound of jazz as he continues to suck on his blunt. After one hour Marge finally comes home.
"What in the world?" She starts coughing. She gasps "Someone is doing drugs in my house!" She walks on Kiteman, still laying there, smoking away. She takes a broom and starts hitting Kiteman. "Shoo, shoo, get out of here!" She continues to beat on Kiteman.
"Hey, ouch, watch it lady, I have news, ow, hold it, your husband is. stop ouch, that hurts. Forget it!" Kiteman gives up and runs out of the house, Marge is waving the broom in her hand.
"Don't you ever comeback!" She groans as she goes back in the house, Lisa comes down, speaking a mile a minute.
"Hey mom, I thought I heard you, where is that freaky guy with a kite for a head? He or she, or whatever it is said that dad needed help, he was waiting for you to return. Where is he? Did he tell you because I forgot, and oh yeah, Bart is out cold on the flood, but don't worry, he should be fine tomorrow morning."
"What?!?! Homey is in trouble? Why didn't that thing tell me? Lisa, you don't know where Homer is now?"
"No, that thing told me, but after taking a few inhales of this pot, I am somehow wired."
"I may have not hit him so much and so hard if I didn't catch him smoking. Now how are we going to find out what happen to Homer?" The doorbell rings. Marge and Lisa go over to the door and Marge opens it.
Kiteman is standing in his heavy armored battle suit and with a massive cannon gun. He his breathing heavily and with a mad/scared looks. The armor he is wearing is massive, layers upon layers of metal and glass. He is wearing a kite shaped helmet with a glass visor over half of it. The cannon gun is half his body and is very large, it has many lights and buttons on it.
"Ok, now listen to me!" Kiteman is breathing heavily, speaking very slowly, Marge and Lisa are both frozen where they stand. "I am not messing around anymore, if you come near me I will vapor." He cuts off short when he feels something on his leg, he looks down to see Maggie wrapped around his armored leg. "Awee." Kiteman smiles, he picks up Maggie and starts to bounce her.
"Ahem," Marge coughs. "What has happen to my husband?"
"Oh, that. We got arrested, we need you to bail us out, but you don't have to worry about me, but while you're there, please get my supplies, I need them."
"What are your supplies?"
"Well, they are what you call drugs here, they are these things." Kiteman holds up a joint, Marge moans at the sight of it.
"Alright, I will try, but you most likely will need to break in and get it yourself if the police force hasn't already finished it off."
*
All the police officers are in a circle, smoking one joint after another, laughing at nothing, the smoke is so very think and it is very hard to see anything.
*
Homer is mumbling in his sleep, now Homer is no longer wearing a shirt or pants, but a pair of his underwear, the big burly man is no longer touching him but letting Homer use his leg as a pillow. Another cellmate is walking around, wearing Homer's clothing, having a big problem holding it up, as he dances around the cell.
*
Kiteman and Marge are at the police station. "Excuse me, here is the money to bail out my husband." Marge drops a large bag of coins. "Now, please let my husband out. He is wearing a disturbing super hero costume. I hate it myself, but well, there is no arguing with him."
The police officer sighs as pushes a button. "Hey, let the fat superhero go."
"Well, there are a lot of fat guys. There are some in costume as well."
"Fine, I'm bringing them back to pick him out, so stop racing the prisoners and leave them in their cage." The officer smiles as he looks at Kiteman and Marge. "Right this way."
"Marge, you go, I have. something to do." Kiteman looks back and forth and slides under a door.
Marge follows the officer to the back, as they pass cells, some of the guys call out to Marge, some are sexual others are just funny. You can imagine your own call outs. Finally they get to an open cell where Homer is asleep and a guy is still dancing around in his costume. "There he is sir, he is the one passed out. The officer nods and goes it, he rips off the costume from the guy and gives Marge both Homer and the costume. Marge falls backwards from the weight, she then grabs him by the feet and drags him away, the costume is just draped over him. He mumbles some incoherent mumble jumble.
*
Kiteman gets to the evidence room where the officers are still in a circle smoking all of this stuff. Kiteman takes in some massive inhales and then beats the crap out of all the guy, taking the rest of his stash, he quickly leaves before getting caught.
**So, what does everyone think? I will put Uckman in after I am finished with the requests of everyone else, I am putting characters in the order that I am given. He will come in, trust me, my next is going to be good, and I hope everyone likes it. Do you just want Goku or do you want to see other dbz characters? Well, goodbye for now, and thank you for everyone ideas, I think I can make it to the end.