The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
**Sorry if this isn't too good, I need to get back into the pace. I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. Kiteman (who Kiteman owns) is not mine, the info of Catopia and Uckman is Ssnicksinnett, and the Ring Wraiths are J.R.R. Tolkien's creation, I don't own them either.
It is a new day. Homer and Kiteman are standing around, waiting for the six guys. They see six people coming to them. "WHAT!!?!?!" Homer yells out. The five people that the old man recruited was: Hans Moleman, Grandpa Simpson, Chester, Patty and Selma.
"These are the best men I can get." The old man says.
"These two are not even men." Kiteman looks over to Patty and Selma, lurches in disgust "I'm not really sure what they are."
Patty and Selma both give off a grunt of irritation, take out cigarettes and start puffing. The senior citizens are behind them playing hackysack until Grandpa's hip snaps and he gives off a moan of pain as he clutches at the pain.
"We need to get going, I don't think they will be much that help." Kiteman whispers to Homer. Homer is ignoring him, he walks over to Patty and Selma.
"You two, are going to be in the front, you will be the human shields, anything that attacks us will get you two and not the rest of us." Homer walks over to the four old guys. "I want you four to carry all of the stuff," Homer shows his hand to a cart full of food, it must weigh more than ten tons. "This should be enough food to keep me satisfied for a day or so, so we must go quickly. Let's move on out!" Homer picks up Patty and Selma and throw them in the direction they are going.The old guys grunt and strain until that cart starts moving, Kiteman and Homer walk in the middle, talking about plans of what to do.
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They finally stop at on this tall hill, a old fortress stood there, but now only ruins, it use to be a guard post for the warriors of old. They are wrapped up in thick blankets. Patty and Selma are smoking nice long puffs on their cigarettes, the old man looks over, slaps the cigarettes out of their mouths. "Put them out, you don't want them to see the fire and smoke!" The old man shrieks. He stops talking, he can hear horses shreiking and the sound of hoofs. "They are comming!" The old man's face pale white and covered in sweat. The group looks down and sees four ring wraiths climbing up the side of the cliff wall.
Chester pulls out a gun, aims it at the edge of the cliff. Grandpa holds his cane in a striking position. Hans is walking closer and closer to the edge. Patty and Selma are still leaning against a wall, now smoking new cigaretts. The old man pulls out a small sword. Homer and Kiteman both go into fighting stances.
Hans walks over the edge, the sound of swords going though him and the ring wraiths sreaching, soon the climb over the edge. Chester starts firing his gun at them he finally got one and it falls to the ground. Grandpa strikes and blocks against one of them, the old man comes up and stabs it, soon, they are in a big battle verses it. Homer goes after one of them and Kiteman goes after the other. Patty and Selma both give off a bunch of grunts looking at them, not moving anything but thier arms to smoke.
Soon the old man and Grandpa move the ring wraith over to Patty and Selma and it catches on fire from one of the cigarrets.Homer was able to blast his to simtheriens. Kiteman took a blunt sucked it all the way down, took the ring wraith and drops him from a thousand+ feet. The ring wraith hits the ground with a plop, Kiteman flies back to the destroyed guard post.
"We kicked those monks butts!" Homer says as he cheers and hollers.
"Those wern't monks, they were the ring wraiths" The old man says, walking over to Homer, Kiteman lands on the old man, crushing him under his feet. "Get off me!" he manages to say.
Kiteman jumps off and walks over to Patty and Selma. He grabs the cigaretts and throws them to the ground. Patty and Selma pull out another one. "Forget it, we have more cigaretts than Homer does have food, and do you want to know where we hold the packs?" Selma says, Kiteman gives a really disguested face and walks off.
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They finally arrive to the border of the city. "There are still at least three more ring wraiths, so please be careful, we will stay here and defend the entrance." The old man says, looking around worrysome.
"We will be back as soon as possable, Kiteman, get the cart, and lets fill it up. Homer and Kiteman go though the whole city, they meet up with the last three ring wraiths, one of them runs off, Homer starts to beat the crap out of one of the ring wraiths as Kiteman uses his speed and agility to miss the ring wraith's blow with the sword.
Homer sends an energy blast out, blowing the ring wraith apart. The ring wraith blows Kiteman away and Homer launches a fireball at it, turning it to nothing but ashes.
"Let's go, the tomb is right here!" Kiteman says from the sky. Homer jumps in the sky and follows him to the tomb. Kiteman stops at the tomb entrance and starts to pull the door open, Homer stands a few feet away.
When Kiteman opens the door just a little, a paw like hand goes into the door and grabs Kiteman in. Kiteman screams as the sound of something tearing paper comes from outside the tomb. Silence comes next, out jumps this humaniod cat creature, with a utility belt and cans of catfood. It pounces around like a little kitten, with a peice of Kiteman dangling out of it's mouth.
It stands up on two feet and looks at Homer, reaching out it's hand. "Thank you for releasing me, I am Uckman, a super powered cat creature that this antient civilization created to protect it, however I was over powered by the ring wraiths and locked in here for eons.
"Um... ok, my name Homer, I am a super hero with super powers, please come with me, I could use a need sidekick because my last one just resigned..." Homer watches the part of Kiteman float to the ground. Uckman agrees and they go to the camp spot.
The camp ground is covered in blood, Patty and Selma's head on spikes, the old man is missing, Chester is on the ground dead and Grandpa is hanging from a tree. Homer gives out a shreak. The head ring wraith (Nazugl) steps into the clearing, holding a massive sword.
"Watch out Homer, this guy is the worst one, it is the most skilled and powerful." Uckman says, backing off a little.
**I hope you all liked this chapter, I worked for a little over an hour on it. I'm sorry for anyone who liked Kiteman, but who now seems to be my best fan wants to see Uckman and I want Homer to only have one sidekick. I added Patty and Selma because I really didn't want to add them for later. Please be kind, but I will accept any critism. Next you will be seeing the characters of DBZ!!! (One of my fav animes)
**Sorry if this isn't too good, I need to get back into the pace. I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me. P.S. Kiteman (who Kiteman owns) is not mine, the info of Catopia and Uckman is Ssnicksinnett, and the Ring Wraiths are J.R.R. Tolkien's creation, I don't own them either.
It is a new day. Homer and Kiteman are standing around, waiting for the six guys. They see six people coming to them. "WHAT!!?!?!" Homer yells out. The five people that the old man recruited was: Hans Moleman, Grandpa Simpson, Chester, Patty and Selma.
"These are the best men I can get." The old man says.
"These two are not even men." Kiteman looks over to Patty and Selma, lurches in disgust "I'm not really sure what they are."
Patty and Selma both give off a grunt of irritation, take out cigarettes and start puffing. The senior citizens are behind them playing hackysack until Grandpa's hip snaps and he gives off a moan of pain as he clutches at the pain.
"We need to get going, I don't think they will be much that help." Kiteman whispers to Homer. Homer is ignoring him, he walks over to Patty and Selma.
"You two, are going to be in the front, you will be the human shields, anything that attacks us will get you two and not the rest of us." Homer walks over to the four old guys. "I want you four to carry all of the stuff," Homer shows his hand to a cart full of food, it must weigh more than ten tons. "This should be enough food to keep me satisfied for a day or so, so we must go quickly. Let's move on out!" Homer picks up Patty and Selma and throw them in the direction they are going.The old guys grunt and strain until that cart starts moving, Kiteman and Homer walk in the middle, talking about plans of what to do.
*
They finally stop at on this tall hill, a old fortress stood there, but now only ruins, it use to be a guard post for the warriors of old. They are wrapped up in thick blankets. Patty and Selma are smoking nice long puffs on their cigarettes, the old man looks over, slaps the cigarettes out of their mouths. "Put them out, you don't want them to see the fire and smoke!" The old man shrieks. He stops talking, he can hear horses shreiking and the sound of hoofs. "They are comming!" The old man's face pale white and covered in sweat. The group looks down and sees four ring wraiths climbing up the side of the cliff wall.
Chester pulls out a gun, aims it at the edge of the cliff. Grandpa holds his cane in a striking position. Hans is walking closer and closer to the edge. Patty and Selma are still leaning against a wall, now smoking new cigaretts. The old man pulls out a small sword. Homer and Kiteman both go into fighting stances.
Hans walks over the edge, the sound of swords going though him and the ring wraiths sreaching, soon the climb over the edge. Chester starts firing his gun at them he finally got one and it falls to the ground. Grandpa strikes and blocks against one of them, the old man comes up and stabs it, soon, they are in a big battle verses it. Homer goes after one of them and Kiteman goes after the other. Patty and Selma both give off a bunch of grunts looking at them, not moving anything but thier arms to smoke.
Soon the old man and Grandpa move the ring wraith over to Patty and Selma and it catches on fire from one of the cigarrets.Homer was able to blast his to simtheriens. Kiteman took a blunt sucked it all the way down, took the ring wraith and drops him from a thousand+ feet. The ring wraith hits the ground with a plop, Kiteman flies back to the destroyed guard post.
"We kicked those monks butts!" Homer says as he cheers and hollers.
"Those wern't monks, they were the ring wraiths" The old man says, walking over to Homer, Kiteman lands on the old man, crushing him under his feet. "Get off me!" he manages to say.
Kiteman jumps off and walks over to Patty and Selma. He grabs the cigaretts and throws them to the ground. Patty and Selma pull out another one. "Forget it, we have more cigaretts than Homer does have food, and do you want to know where we hold the packs?" Selma says, Kiteman gives a really disguested face and walks off.
*
They finally arrive to the border of the city. "There are still at least three more ring wraiths, so please be careful, we will stay here and defend the entrance." The old man says, looking around worrysome.
"We will be back as soon as possable, Kiteman, get the cart, and lets fill it up. Homer and Kiteman go though the whole city, they meet up with the last three ring wraiths, one of them runs off, Homer starts to beat the crap out of one of the ring wraiths as Kiteman uses his speed and agility to miss the ring wraith's blow with the sword.
Homer sends an energy blast out, blowing the ring wraith apart. The ring wraith blows Kiteman away and Homer launches a fireball at it, turning it to nothing but ashes.
"Let's go, the tomb is right here!" Kiteman says from the sky. Homer jumps in the sky and follows him to the tomb. Kiteman stops at the tomb entrance and starts to pull the door open, Homer stands a few feet away.
When Kiteman opens the door just a little, a paw like hand goes into the door and grabs Kiteman in. Kiteman screams as the sound of something tearing paper comes from outside the tomb. Silence comes next, out jumps this humaniod cat creature, with a utility belt and cans of catfood. It pounces around like a little kitten, with a peice of Kiteman dangling out of it's mouth.
It stands up on two feet and looks at Homer, reaching out it's hand. "Thank you for releasing me, I am Uckman, a super powered cat creature that this antient civilization created to protect it, however I was over powered by the ring wraiths and locked in here for eons.
"Um... ok, my name Homer, I am a super hero with super powers, please come with me, I could use a need sidekick because my last one just resigned..." Homer watches the part of Kiteman float to the ground. Uckman agrees and they go to the camp spot.
The camp ground is covered in blood, Patty and Selma's head on spikes, the old man is missing, Chester is on the ground dead and Grandpa is hanging from a tree. Homer gives out a shreak. The head ring wraith (Nazugl) steps into the clearing, holding a massive sword.
"Watch out Homer, this guy is the worst one, it is the most skilled and powerful." Uckman says, backing off a little.
**I hope you all liked this chapter, I worked for a little over an hour on it. I'm sorry for anyone who liked Kiteman, but who now seems to be my best fan wants to see Uckman and I want Homer to only have one sidekick. I added Patty and Selma because I really didn't want to add them for later. Please be kind, but I will accept any critism. Next you will be seeing the characters of DBZ!!! (One of my fav animes)