The Simpsons
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
**I hope no one minded me ending at a cliff hanger. I am trying my best for this Simpson story. It is not going to be my best, but it will be great. I hope more people will read this and become fans. For those who don't know, read chapter 18 first then his one. I do not own the Simpsons, they are owned by the Fox network and created by Matt Groening, James L. Brooks. Uckman created by Ssnicksinnett. Ring Wraiths created by J.R.R. Tolkien. Dragonball Z created by Toei Animation, sold to Funimation(no offense) messed that show up extremely bad.
Homer and Uck(I'm just going to call him that for now on). Are facing the leader, it has a large jagged blade, covered in black 'slime', a deadly poison. It charges Homer and Uck, they dodge and Homer sends a blast at it as he flies sideways, Uck launches an energy beam though it's eyes to it.
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Cut scene
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Frink is walking back and forth, trying to decide what to do to Super Homer. "Dear oh dear, I need DEATH and DESTRUCTION, my laven!"
"Professor, you should bring these guys alive." CBCG says, lifting his head up from the TV. On the TV, an episode of Dragonball Z is on, Goku and Vegita are fighting(you can pick which episode that is since there are so many.) Frink lifts his head and walks over.
"Oh my, oh my, yes, they will do just fine." As Frink finishes his sentence, a dark shadow is casted upon him, his glasses reflecting light. "CBCG, fix that light." Frink then walks to the room where the ray is.
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"That was such a great move Uckman!" Homer says, walking towards the dying remains of the head Ring Wraith.
"Yeah, well, after being locked away for thousands of years, you start to hate your captures." Uckman walks over to the Ring Wraith, kicking the hood off. It's the old man!!!"
"You! How could you of done this to us?" Homer says, grabbing the old man by the neck, choking him.
"Because I wanted to finally end my misery. Thank you, I knew you would of been able to do it, sorry for killing everyone, but I do have my urges..." the old man finally dies. Homer gets up, dusting himself off, he starts walking away. "Wait... Take the ring, it will come in handy." Homer walks back, pulls off the ring, the old man appears back to his normal form and finally dies.
"Do you know him?"
"Yes, he was the old man that showed us the way." Homer looks at the ring hole, he looks at Uck, Homer starts laughing.
"What is it?" Homer continues to laugh, then stops, he is about to put the ring on his finger, but the ring is just too small and won't go on.
"Hey, what is the deal with this thing? Why wont it fit???" Homer struggles to get the ring on, finally giving up. "Do you want a crack at it?"
"Sorry, I'm not a fan of rings, and ones of power, they corrupt the spirit."
"Well, at least I can give it to Marge for our anniversary."
"Really, when is that?"
"Two weeks ago." Uck sighs is disbelief.
"Well, let's get going! I think it's this way." Homer says, walking right into a tree. The tree shatters to splinters.
"Homer, you know you can fly, right?"
"Oh yeah, let's do that!" Homer jumps in the sky, following behind him is Uck. They fly right back to Springfield.
"Homer, where is your home town located?" As Homer replies, a big jumbo jet flies by, deafen everything.
Homer and Uck arrive back at home, "Honey, I'm home, and I got a surprise for you!" Marge comes running up, kissing Homer all over, the kids all hug his legs, no one notices the half man half cat behind him. Finally everyone lets up. Homer opens his hand, showing a small ring. "This is for you."
"Oh Homie! It's wonderful!" Marge starts kissing Homer more, then she puts the ring on, she gets bigger. "I feel strange, somehow more powerful!" Lighting and more shadows fill the room, then Uck runs up, takes the ring off Marge.
"Sorry maam, but you cannot have this ring, it is very dangerous." Uck hands it to Homer. "Please put it somewhere safe so it wont be found, keep it secret, keep it safe."
"Um... OK, sorry hunnie, but catman's rule." Homer walks away, leaving his family with Uck.
"What a fascinating creature." Lisa ponders, poking Uck's fur. "You think I can do some tests on you? I think you might make a wonderful experiment."
"Um... no..."
"Cool man, can you obey me and do whatever I say, I need the school destroyed, do it slave cat!" Bart says, pulling at Uck's fur.
"Um.. no..." Uck kicks Bart across the room unto the couch. "I don't take orders from no one any more, my masters are all dead."What the..." Uck jumps up then looks down. "Say, beautiful, what are you doing in such a place, you are so hot!" Uck man bends down and picks up... Snowball II.
"That is our cat, Snowball, please leave Snowball alone." Marge says worried, she does not like this thing, it takes away her ring and kicks Bart clear across the room. "Where is Kiteman?"
"Oh, Kiteman, well, you see, I killed him, he opened my door and I attacked him, sorry if you all liked him, but I am now Homer's side kick." Uck, grabs Marge's hand and shakes it.
"Well, the ring is away safe, now then, where is dinner? I'm starving!" Homer says, coming back into the room.
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"Arr, where are they? They should be back by now... Arr" The captain says, sitting at a table in the bar.
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"I've done it! I have created the most powerful beings alive! They will crush Super Homer! I have no doubt they will, if they fail, I'm blaming you CBCG!" Frink says, tapping his fingers together, watching Vegita and Goku fly off, in super sayjin form. Their glow can be seen though the reflection of his glasses.
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Everyone is eating dinner around the table, Homer is shoveling more food into his mouth. Marge has refilled the shelves and now can feed Homer right, but Homer will eat anything.
Uck is on the floor, eating from the same bowl as Snowball, Uck then wipes his mouth with a napkin, takes out one of his can and eats the entire content. He uses the napkin one more time. He flips on his back, playing with the napkin, letting it fly in the air and batting it back up, over and over.
As they eat, the kitchen wall gets blasted away, Vegita and Goku are floating, glowing yellow their hair up in the air. "We are here for Homer, we have been told that he is the strongest being in the universe. We want to prove him wrong, nothing is stronger than a legendary super sayjin!!!" Vegita says, his fist clenched shaking it at them. Homer stands up.
"I am Super Homer." Homer walks forward, Uck grabs his arm.
"Hey, I need some action, can I please have one?"
"Sure, you take the short one, he looks easier."
Vegita growls, his veins pulsing, "You will all be brought to the other dimension!" He hold his hands out "Gating Gun!" and starts firing, the blasts destroys the whole kitchen, everyone in it is still alive and untouched. "Cat man, you come with me, and I will show you the true power of a super sayjin!"
Uck and Vegita fly off, leaving Homer and Goku alone. "Hey, is that food?!!? I am starving!" Goku says, his eyes sticking out, his hands rubbing his belly.
"Yes, how about we eat first, I haven't eaten well for a long time and I am starving!" Goku lands and walks over to Homer, put his arm around him.
**So, what does everyone think? I hope it's not that bad of a cliff hanger. I decided this is a good place to stop. Vegita and Uckman will fight while Goku and Homer stuff their faces. Let the two contests begin... Next chapter, please review, tell me who you think will win each and who will face for the final battle??? Stay tuned, the more reviews, the more encouragement I will have in making the next chapter as soon as possible.
**I hope no one minded me ending at a cliff hanger. I am trying my best for this Simpson story. It is not going to be my best, but it will be great. I hope more people will read this and become fans. For those who don't know, read chapter 18 first then his one. I do not own the Simpsons, they are owned by the Fox network and created by Matt Groening, James L. Brooks. Uckman created by Ssnicksinnett. Ring Wraiths created by J.R.R. Tolkien. Dragonball Z created by Toei Animation, sold to Funimation(no offense) messed that show up extremely bad.
Homer and Uck(I'm just going to call him that for now on). Are facing the leader, it has a large jagged blade, covered in black 'slime', a deadly poison. It charges Homer and Uck, they dodge and Homer sends a blast at it as he flies sideways, Uck launches an energy beam though it's eyes to it.
*
Cut scene
*
Frink is walking back and forth, trying to decide what to do to Super Homer. "Dear oh dear, I need DEATH and DESTRUCTION, my laven!"
"Professor, you should bring these guys alive." CBCG says, lifting his head up from the TV. On the TV, an episode of Dragonball Z is on, Goku and Vegita are fighting(you can pick which episode that is since there are so many.) Frink lifts his head and walks over.
"Oh my, oh my, yes, they will do just fine." As Frink finishes his sentence, a dark shadow is casted upon him, his glasses reflecting light. "CBCG, fix that light." Frink then walks to the room where the ray is.
*
"That was such a great move Uckman!" Homer says, walking towards the dying remains of the head Ring Wraith.
"Yeah, well, after being locked away for thousands of years, you start to hate your captures." Uckman walks over to the Ring Wraith, kicking the hood off. It's the old man!!!"
"You! How could you of done this to us?" Homer says, grabbing the old man by the neck, choking him.
"Because I wanted to finally end my misery. Thank you, I knew you would of been able to do it, sorry for killing everyone, but I do have my urges..." the old man finally dies. Homer gets up, dusting himself off, he starts walking away. "Wait... Take the ring, it will come in handy." Homer walks back, pulls off the ring, the old man appears back to his normal form and finally dies.
"Do you know him?"
"Yes, he was the old man that showed us the way." Homer looks at the ring hole, he looks at Uck, Homer starts laughing.
"What is it?" Homer continues to laugh, then stops, he is about to put the ring on his finger, but the ring is just too small and won't go on.
"Hey, what is the deal with this thing? Why wont it fit???" Homer struggles to get the ring on, finally giving up. "Do you want a crack at it?"
"Sorry, I'm not a fan of rings, and ones of power, they corrupt the spirit."
"Well, at least I can give it to Marge for our anniversary."
"Really, when is that?"
"Two weeks ago." Uck sighs is disbelief.
"Well, let's get going! I think it's this way." Homer says, walking right into a tree. The tree shatters to splinters.
"Homer, you know you can fly, right?"
"Oh yeah, let's do that!" Homer jumps in the sky, following behind him is Uck. They fly right back to Springfield.
"Homer, where is your home town located?" As Homer replies, a big jumbo jet flies by, deafen everything.
Homer and Uck arrive back at home, "Honey, I'm home, and I got a surprise for you!" Marge comes running up, kissing Homer all over, the kids all hug his legs, no one notices the half man half cat behind him. Finally everyone lets up. Homer opens his hand, showing a small ring. "This is for you."
"Oh Homie! It's wonderful!" Marge starts kissing Homer more, then she puts the ring on, she gets bigger. "I feel strange, somehow more powerful!" Lighting and more shadows fill the room, then Uck runs up, takes the ring off Marge.
"Sorry maam, but you cannot have this ring, it is very dangerous." Uck hands it to Homer. "Please put it somewhere safe so it wont be found, keep it secret, keep it safe."
"Um... OK, sorry hunnie, but catman's rule." Homer walks away, leaving his family with Uck.
"What a fascinating creature." Lisa ponders, poking Uck's fur. "You think I can do some tests on you? I think you might make a wonderful experiment."
"Um... no..."
"Cool man, can you obey me and do whatever I say, I need the school destroyed, do it slave cat!" Bart says, pulling at Uck's fur.
"Um.. no..." Uck kicks Bart across the room unto the couch. "I don't take orders from no one any more, my masters are all dead."What the..." Uck jumps up then looks down. "Say, beautiful, what are you doing in such a place, you are so hot!" Uck man bends down and picks up... Snowball II.
"That is our cat, Snowball, please leave Snowball alone." Marge says worried, she does not like this thing, it takes away her ring and kicks Bart clear across the room. "Where is Kiteman?"
"Oh, Kiteman, well, you see, I killed him, he opened my door and I attacked him, sorry if you all liked him, but I am now Homer's side kick." Uck, grabs Marge's hand and shakes it.
"Well, the ring is away safe, now then, where is dinner? I'm starving!" Homer says, coming back into the room.
*
"Arr, where are they? They should be back by now... Arr" The captain says, sitting at a table in the bar.
*
"I've done it! I have created the most powerful beings alive! They will crush Super Homer! I have no doubt they will, if they fail, I'm blaming you CBCG!" Frink says, tapping his fingers together, watching Vegita and Goku fly off, in super sayjin form. Their glow can be seen though the reflection of his glasses.
*
Everyone is eating dinner around the table, Homer is shoveling more food into his mouth. Marge has refilled the shelves and now can feed Homer right, but Homer will eat anything.
Uck is on the floor, eating from the same bowl as Snowball, Uck then wipes his mouth with a napkin, takes out one of his can and eats the entire content. He uses the napkin one more time. He flips on his back, playing with the napkin, letting it fly in the air and batting it back up, over and over.
As they eat, the kitchen wall gets blasted away, Vegita and Goku are floating, glowing yellow their hair up in the air. "We are here for Homer, we have been told that he is the strongest being in the universe. We want to prove him wrong, nothing is stronger than a legendary super sayjin!!!" Vegita says, his fist clenched shaking it at them. Homer stands up.
"I am Super Homer." Homer walks forward, Uck grabs his arm.
"Hey, I need some action, can I please have one?"
"Sure, you take the short one, he looks easier."
Vegita growls, his veins pulsing, "You will all be brought to the other dimension!" He hold his hands out "Gating Gun!" and starts firing, the blasts destroys the whole kitchen, everyone in it is still alive and untouched. "Cat man, you come with me, and I will show you the true power of a super sayjin!"
Uck and Vegita fly off, leaving Homer and Goku alone. "Hey, is that food?!!? I am starving!" Goku says, his eyes sticking out, his hands rubbing his belly.
"Yes, how about we eat first, I haven't eaten well for a long time and I am starving!" Goku lands and walks over to Homer, put his arm around him.
**So, what does everyone think? I hope it's not that bad of a cliff hanger. I decided this is a good place to stop. Vegita and Uckman will fight while Goku and Homer stuff their faces. Let the two contests begin... Next chapter, please review, tell me who you think will win each and who will face for the final battle??? Stay tuned, the more reviews, the more encouragement I will have in making the next chapter as soon as possible.