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Chapter One: Missing accessories
Link lay sprawled on the floor, Navi next to him; Rauru stood a few feet away, staring at them. This had been the scene for several hours.
He'd been hoping to talk to Link. It'd been a while since he'd spoken with anyone. Now, though. . .He'd have a hell of a time trying to get Link to hold a conversation with him. He'd have to find some other way to pass the time.
He stuffed Navi into his pocket and hefted Link over his shoulder. He was pretty heavy for a seven year old, but Rauru didn't care. It was all muscle. He gave Link's butt a little pinch and smiled before starting off.
Soon Rauru made it to his residence in the temple. He placed Link lovingly in a chair, arranging his hair around his face. Rauru then proceeded to fling Navi carelessly aside.
The sage wandered off to the kitchen to make lunch. He came back with his cheeks bulging with pastrami.
"Link!" he cried, holding out a sandwich. "Lunchtime!"
Then he jammed the sandwich down the poor boy's throat and force-fed Navi a crumb.
"Yummy!" he squeaked in delight.
***
Dinnertime was fast approaching, and Rauru was still sitting on the floor, staring at Link. He was beautiful (even with flies buzzing around the remnants of lunch on his face that Rauru couldn't bear to wipe away), true, but Rauru couldn't help noticing that he was missing something.
"His ears!" the sage exclaimed. "They're not pierced! We'll have to do something about that, now won't we?"
Then Rauru went off to find a needle, some ice, and a potato. After finding the items he was looking for, he returned to Link. But. . .there was something else missing.
"Oh! I can't believe I almost forgot to find earrings!" So, of course, he set out to find some, but forgot all about his idea when he found a frilly pink dress with matching shoes and lipstick in his closet. Squealing with glee, he ran back to Link with the clothes hidden behind his back.
"Link! Guess what I found!"
His only response was drool. Not being put off by this, Rauru brought out his precious gifts.
"Well? What do you think?"
Link rolled over, fell off the chair, and landed on Navi.
"Yay!" Rauru cried happily. "I knew you'd like it!"
And so, he promptly began undressing Link. He had gotten the dress half on when he heard the voice of a young girl in his head.
"Rauru! This is Princess Zelda. . .Can you hear me? Ganondorf has the Triforce! Where's Link?"
Rauru pondered his response for less than a second. "Haven't seen him."
So he finished dressing Link and applying the lipstick. Smiling, he took a picture of the finished product. He shrugged and said, "A little more time wouldn't hurt."
To be continued. . .
Disclaimer still applies.
Chapter One: Missing accessories
Link lay sprawled on the floor, Navi next to him; Rauru stood a few feet away, staring at them. This had been the scene for several hours.
He'd been hoping to talk to Link. It'd been a while since he'd spoken with anyone. Now, though. . .He'd have a hell of a time trying to get Link to hold a conversation with him. He'd have to find some other way to pass the time.
He stuffed Navi into his pocket and hefted Link over his shoulder. He was pretty heavy for a seven year old, but Rauru didn't care. It was all muscle. He gave Link's butt a little pinch and smiled before starting off.
Soon Rauru made it to his residence in the temple. He placed Link lovingly in a chair, arranging his hair around his face. Rauru then proceeded to fling Navi carelessly aside.
The sage wandered off to the kitchen to make lunch. He came back with his cheeks bulging with pastrami.
"Link!" he cried, holding out a sandwich. "Lunchtime!"
Then he jammed the sandwich down the poor boy's throat and force-fed Navi a crumb.
"Yummy!" he squeaked in delight.
***
Dinnertime was fast approaching, and Rauru was still sitting on the floor, staring at Link. He was beautiful (even with flies buzzing around the remnants of lunch on his face that Rauru couldn't bear to wipe away), true, but Rauru couldn't help noticing that he was missing something.
"His ears!" the sage exclaimed. "They're not pierced! We'll have to do something about that, now won't we?"
Then Rauru went off to find a needle, some ice, and a potato. After finding the items he was looking for, he returned to Link. But. . .there was something else missing.
"Oh! I can't believe I almost forgot to find earrings!" So, of course, he set out to find some, but forgot all about his idea when he found a frilly pink dress with matching shoes and lipstick in his closet. Squealing with glee, he ran back to Link with the clothes hidden behind his back.
"Link! Guess what I found!"
His only response was drool. Not being put off by this, Rauru brought out his precious gifts.
"Well? What do you think?"
Link rolled over, fell off the chair, and landed on Navi.
"Yay!" Rauru cried happily. "I knew you'd like it!"
And so, he promptly began undressing Link. He had gotten the dress half on when he heard the voice of a young girl in his head.
"Rauru! This is Princess Zelda. . .Can you hear me? Ganondorf has the Triforce! Where's Link?"
Rauru pondered his response for less than a second. "Haven't seen him."
So he finished dressing Link and applying the lipstick. Smiling, he took a picture of the finished product. He shrugged and said, "A little more time wouldn't hurt."
To be continued. . .