The Simpson's
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
**Hello everyone, another chapter. I hope everyone has enjoyed this series so far. I am getting closer to the ending, I'm sorry that it's taking me so long. I'm glad for many of the positive reviews, I got a couple bad reviews, but everyone has their right to say what they feel. It shows me that there is always ways to improve it. I do no own the Simpsons, they are owned by Matt Groening of the Fox Network. Nick owns Uckman and King of the Hill is owned by Mike Judge of the Fox Network
It is a peaceful afternoon. The Simpson's and Uckman are outside in the back yard. Homer is working the grill, Lisa and Bart are playing badminton, and Marge is setting up the picnic table while Maggie is riding Uck around the yard. The bees are buzzing, the birds are flying and the sun is shining bright.
The Simpson family is unaware that lurking a house away in a dark musky attic, a man is sitting Indian style, looking though a high power telescope, while a cigarette is between his fingers. He has a pair of glasses/sun glasses, on the top of his balding head. A hat is lying beside him. He is wearing an exterminator outfit with the name Dale on it.
"I hope Frink pays me after getting this cat creature. It has taken me months to track down this pest. I never knew that there were so many Springfields, I would of never of thought of checking this one, but it was the last one on my list." Dale takes a sip of beer that is laying next to the other five in a small cooler, the only other thing he has taken with him. "Yep." Is his only word as he goes back to watching Uck.
*
Homer is tossing a burger, not noticing grease dripping on his "Char King" grill apron. "Who wants a all beef burger? Lisa?" Homer asks, turning away from the grill as one of the strings hit the grill, setting it on fire.
Lisa proclaims loudly "Dad. DAD!!! You're on fire!!!"
"He, he, he, I know I'm good with a grill, I didn't know I was." Homer finally notices that he is on fire and starts running around at high speeds, increasing the flames. Homer runs around, and to the house Dale is hiding in. Homer breaks though, then back out, but setting it on fire. Bart has a hose in his hand and sprays Homer as he passes. Homer stops, gasping for breath. "Thanks boy," Homer says, before sitting down, the only thing left on him is the charred remains of his hat and underwear.
*
"Hmmm," Dale sniffs the air. "That barbeque is smelling better and better." Dale was taking a sip of beer at the time Homer ran though the house on fire. "That guy is pretty strong, he was on fire and there doesn't seem to be any damage than some soot from the fire." Dale wipes his forehead. "It is getting hotter in this attic." He looks down and sees that the house is on fire! "Whaaa!" Dale jumps up. He starts running to the exit. He stops, turns around and grabs his hat; he spins around again for the exit. Dale stops one more time to retrieve the beer he's forgotten.
*
It is now nighttime, Dale is in his bug van. He is waiting for Uck to go outside at his normal time. His feet are on the steering wheel, as he smokes another cigarette, "I really don't like this cold weather." Dale looks at the thermometer, it's reading at 80 degrees. "I have a better idea. Cats are good at catching mice. maybe I can use this creature for my benefit. He can be my mascot; I can make millions. but what if he is really a government creation. That will be better, I can take one of their own things and use it against them!"
Dale becomes quiet; Uck is now outside with Snowball II. Dale quickly goes into the back to get a tank of paralyzing poison. This amount will stop Uck for a week, then he can poison him just a little to train him. Dale sprays a little in the air. He walks into it, sniffing the poison. "This is a good type, this will do just fine." Dale twitches a little and gives himself a smirk.
Dale jumps out of the van, he starts screaming as he runs towards Uck. "You're mine space alien, government creature, thing!" He starts to spray a lot of poison, covering Uck in it.
Uck starts to shake as the poison kicks in. He falls to one knee, then to the other. Soon he collapses to the ground, "Help." Uck says weakly, the smoke and dust clears, Uck is completely paralyzed and sleeping.
Dale grabs Uck and starts to pull, straining as hard as he can, not able to move him not one bit. Dale stands up with a slight hunch, he pulls out a cigarette, and start to smoke, as he does, he notices a saw horse, a shovel and a wheel barrel all in the Simpson's lawn with "Property of Flanders" on them.
Dale puts the wheel barrel next to Uck and the sawhorse on the other. Using the shovel as a lever, he is able to put Uck into it. Then slowly, he wheels Uck into the van, still having a lot of trouble for the bulk of Uck and the pure weakness of Dale. By sunrise, Dale starts to drive away, back to Texas. only sign that he has taken Uck, with a picture of Dale standing next to Uck (I do not know who took the picture) and an address (I as well, do know what he is thinking).
*
As daylight streams into the Simpson's household, Homer wakes up, to another beautiful day, he stretches and teleports downstairs, the second he is downstairs he hears a loud yelp, Homer is standing on the dog, Homer flies up a little. "Sorry pup."
Bart runs to Homer. "Dad! Read this note!" Bart shoves the paper into Homer's face.
"Did you do bad in school?"
"No."
"Is this to make me say something stupid?"
"No dad just read it."
"Hmmmmmmmmmmm.." Homer becomes silent, after a minute or two, "How about you just tell me what it says, and I don't have this kind of time." Homer gives Bart back the paper and starts devouring the food that Marge just made.
"This dorky looking guy has Uck and this is an address in Texas."
"Texas. Where is that?"
"I'm not sure."
They both say at the same time, "LISA!" Lisa comes downstairs and they tell her the news.
"Texas is one of the largest states, it's right here." Lisa points to the map of the United States.
*
"Where.where am I?" Uck slowly comes back. He is in a dark room, rather moist, but still very hot. It appears to be a cluttered basement, there is a computer screen glowing in the corner, it has a conspiracy site on. Uck is still too weak to break out of these chain bonds, keeping him to this pipe.
"I see you are awake." Dale says, as he starts coming down the stairs with a tank full of the paralyzing poison. "I am not going to disclose my name as to prevent any communication to the government." Dale lights a cigarette, and walks up to Uck.
"Sug, would you like anything while I'm at the store? I'm going to be taking Joseph with me."
"No, I'll be fine, have fun." With that, the door to the basement close, leaving the two in the dark, only Dale's light cigarette aluminates. Dale turns a light bulb on; it swings back and forth, showing his face in dark shadows. "Now, I am going to train you to work for me."
**So, what does everyone think so far? I hope it brings in a lot of suspense. I tried making it detailed. What will happen to Uckman? Will Homer arrive to prevent Dale's brainwashing? Will we go to war? (It's 3/18/03) Must I continue this questioning? The answer to that one is NO! Now please, review this chapter so I will make the next one A.S.A.P. I am getting so close to the ending.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
**Hello everyone, another chapter. I hope everyone has enjoyed this series so far. I am getting closer to the ending, I'm sorry that it's taking me so long. I'm glad for many of the positive reviews, I got a couple bad reviews, but everyone has their right to say what they feel. It shows me that there is always ways to improve it. I do no own the Simpsons, they are owned by Matt Groening of the Fox Network. Nick owns Uckman and King of the Hill is owned by Mike Judge of the Fox Network
It is a peaceful afternoon. The Simpson's and Uckman are outside in the back yard. Homer is working the grill, Lisa and Bart are playing badminton, and Marge is setting up the picnic table while Maggie is riding Uck around the yard. The bees are buzzing, the birds are flying and the sun is shining bright.
The Simpson family is unaware that lurking a house away in a dark musky attic, a man is sitting Indian style, looking though a high power telescope, while a cigarette is between his fingers. He has a pair of glasses/sun glasses, on the top of his balding head. A hat is lying beside him. He is wearing an exterminator outfit with the name Dale on it.
"I hope Frink pays me after getting this cat creature. It has taken me months to track down this pest. I never knew that there were so many Springfields, I would of never of thought of checking this one, but it was the last one on my list." Dale takes a sip of beer that is laying next to the other five in a small cooler, the only other thing he has taken with him. "Yep." Is his only word as he goes back to watching Uck.
*
Homer is tossing a burger, not noticing grease dripping on his "Char King" grill apron. "Who wants a all beef burger? Lisa?" Homer asks, turning away from the grill as one of the strings hit the grill, setting it on fire.
Lisa proclaims loudly "Dad. DAD!!! You're on fire!!!"
"He, he, he, I know I'm good with a grill, I didn't know I was." Homer finally notices that he is on fire and starts running around at high speeds, increasing the flames. Homer runs around, and to the house Dale is hiding in. Homer breaks though, then back out, but setting it on fire. Bart has a hose in his hand and sprays Homer as he passes. Homer stops, gasping for breath. "Thanks boy," Homer says, before sitting down, the only thing left on him is the charred remains of his hat and underwear.
*
"Hmmm," Dale sniffs the air. "That barbeque is smelling better and better." Dale was taking a sip of beer at the time Homer ran though the house on fire. "That guy is pretty strong, he was on fire and there doesn't seem to be any damage than some soot from the fire." Dale wipes his forehead. "It is getting hotter in this attic." He looks down and sees that the house is on fire! "Whaaa!" Dale jumps up. He starts running to the exit. He stops, turns around and grabs his hat; he spins around again for the exit. Dale stops one more time to retrieve the beer he's forgotten.
*
It is now nighttime, Dale is in his bug van. He is waiting for Uck to go outside at his normal time. His feet are on the steering wheel, as he smokes another cigarette, "I really don't like this cold weather." Dale looks at the thermometer, it's reading at 80 degrees. "I have a better idea. Cats are good at catching mice. maybe I can use this creature for my benefit. He can be my mascot; I can make millions. but what if he is really a government creation. That will be better, I can take one of their own things and use it against them!"
Dale becomes quiet; Uck is now outside with Snowball II. Dale quickly goes into the back to get a tank of paralyzing poison. This amount will stop Uck for a week, then he can poison him just a little to train him. Dale sprays a little in the air. He walks into it, sniffing the poison. "This is a good type, this will do just fine." Dale twitches a little and gives himself a smirk.
Dale jumps out of the van, he starts screaming as he runs towards Uck. "You're mine space alien, government creature, thing!" He starts to spray a lot of poison, covering Uck in it.
Uck starts to shake as the poison kicks in. He falls to one knee, then to the other. Soon he collapses to the ground, "Help." Uck says weakly, the smoke and dust clears, Uck is completely paralyzed and sleeping.
Dale grabs Uck and starts to pull, straining as hard as he can, not able to move him not one bit. Dale stands up with a slight hunch, he pulls out a cigarette, and start to smoke, as he does, he notices a saw horse, a shovel and a wheel barrel all in the Simpson's lawn with "Property of Flanders" on them.
Dale puts the wheel barrel next to Uck and the sawhorse on the other. Using the shovel as a lever, he is able to put Uck into it. Then slowly, he wheels Uck into the van, still having a lot of trouble for the bulk of Uck and the pure weakness of Dale. By sunrise, Dale starts to drive away, back to Texas. only sign that he has taken Uck, with a picture of Dale standing next to Uck (I do not know who took the picture) and an address (I as well, do know what he is thinking).
*
As daylight streams into the Simpson's household, Homer wakes up, to another beautiful day, he stretches and teleports downstairs, the second he is downstairs he hears a loud yelp, Homer is standing on the dog, Homer flies up a little. "Sorry pup."
Bart runs to Homer. "Dad! Read this note!" Bart shoves the paper into Homer's face.
"Did you do bad in school?"
"No."
"Is this to make me say something stupid?"
"No dad just read it."
"Hmmmmmmmmmmm.." Homer becomes silent, after a minute or two, "How about you just tell me what it says, and I don't have this kind of time." Homer gives Bart back the paper and starts devouring the food that Marge just made.
"This dorky looking guy has Uck and this is an address in Texas."
"Texas. Where is that?"
"I'm not sure."
They both say at the same time, "LISA!" Lisa comes downstairs and they tell her the news.
"Texas is one of the largest states, it's right here." Lisa points to the map of the United States.
*
"Where.where am I?" Uck slowly comes back. He is in a dark room, rather moist, but still very hot. It appears to be a cluttered basement, there is a computer screen glowing in the corner, it has a conspiracy site on. Uck is still too weak to break out of these chain bonds, keeping him to this pipe.
"I see you are awake." Dale says, as he starts coming down the stairs with a tank full of the paralyzing poison. "I am not going to disclose my name as to prevent any communication to the government." Dale lights a cigarette, and walks up to Uck.
"Sug, would you like anything while I'm at the store? I'm going to be taking Joseph with me."
"No, I'll be fine, have fun." With that, the door to the basement close, leaving the two in the dark, only Dale's light cigarette aluminates. Dale turns a light bulb on; it swings back and forth, showing his face in dark shadows. "Now, I am going to train you to work for me."
**So, what does everyone think so far? I hope it brings in a lot of suspense. I tried making it detailed. What will happen to Uckman? Will Homer arrive to prevent Dale's brainwashing? Will we go to war? (It's 3/18/03) Must I continue this questioning? The answer to that one is NO! Now please, review this chapter so I will make the next one A.S.A.P. I am getting so close to the ending.