The Simpson's
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
**Well, spring break is coming to an end. I wished I could of finished this during this time period, but I was just too lazy. Well, I'm glad for all of the reviews, I don't mind if they are positive or negative, but they are proof that people are reading this. I do no own the Simpsons, they are owned by Matt Groening of the Fox Network. Nick owns Uckman and Dale from King of the Hill, is owned by Mike Judge of the Fox Network.
Home is flying around Texas, dodging flying bullets from certain Texans. "UCKMAN!!!" Homer yells at the top of his lungs, shattering glass. Unaware to Homer, Uck is only a few miles away, being brainwashed from the infamous Dale Gribble (I hope I spelt his name correctly).
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"Well, it seems like my work is done." Dale puts out his cigarette and walks up to the face of Uck. "Who is your master?"
"You are"
"Damn strait. Who are you going to eliminate?"
"Homer Simpson and the government."
"Yes, now, go get Homer and kill him. Show who is the dominating one!" Dale becomes extremely excited and starts undoing Uck's bonds. Uck and Dale go outside. Uck flies off to get Homer while Dale goes to the alley.
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"Yep." Hank, Bill and Boomhower say in order, and then Hank looks around.
"Damn it, where is Dale?" The other two shrug. "Well, he hasn't been here for awhile, I wonder if he is." Hank stops, seeing Dale running up, he finally reaches the group, gasping for air. "So there you are, here." Hank throws Dale a beer; Dale gets hit in the head and collapses.
"Hee hee hee, Dale you are so funny." Bill says laughing.
Boomhower just starts speaking to quickly to understand.
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Uck flies right up in front of Homer. "There you are Uck, I have been so worried. Ow!" Uck quickly flew up and punched Homer in the stomach, then axe kicks Homer in the head, Homer goes flying towards the ground.
Homer stops himself before hitting the ground. Uck proclaims. "Must eliminate Homer." Uck flies at Homer, Homer quickly gets out of the way as Uck busts a hole in the ground. Homer dodges every blow that Uck throws at him. Finally Homer flies right up to Uck's face and slaps him hard in the face, Uck spins around over and over until he stops.
"Ow, what happen?" Uck rubs his face, feeling how sore it is.
"You were attacking me. I had to slap some sense into you. What happen to you?"
"Well, this scrawny out of shape guy somehow got me to hate you and the government. I have no idea. There he is!" Uck growls and flies as fast as he can and picks up Dale and flies away, Homer lands next to the group.
"Wanna beer stranger? Hank asks Homer.
"Sure." Hank tosses Homer a beer and he start to take a few sips.
Hank, Bill and Boomhower all go "yep" in that order, they all turn to Homer. He looks over and realizes and says "Yep".
*
Uck takes Dale and flies him to Iraq, dropping him off right in the middle of Baghdad. Uck flies around, finds Suddam Hussein and throws him next to Dale. "Fight!"
"What?" Dale asks.
"I want you two to fight or I will kill you both right now." Uck says. Dale and Suddam both go at each other attacking each other like sissies. They are slapping and screaming as they fight each other. Soon Uck gets tired and uses his eye beam to incinerate them both. Uck then flies back to Texas to pick up Homer.
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Uck arrives back to see Homer out cold. "Homer!" Uck flies down, slapping Homer's cheek slightly. He looks over to see a beer can. Uck picks up Homer and turns to Hank. "Where is the closest nuclear power plant?"
"You don't want nuclear, you want propane, and it is so much safer and cleaner."
"Shut up your fool." He turns to Boomhower. "Where is the closest power plant?"
Boomhower starts talking quickly, making no sense. Uck looks at him strangely. "Forget it." He finally turns to Bill. "Can you tell me where the closest power plant is?"
Bill becomes giddy. "Well, if you need nuclear power, the army base where I work has nuclear stuff." Before Bill can say anymore, Uck grabs him and start flying.
"Tell me how to get there." Uck growls. Bill agrees and tells him how to get there. Finally when they reach there, Uck goes though the whole base and finds two nuclear bombs, the moves Homer over them had blows them both up, Homer absorbs all the power, letting nothing escape, keeping everything safe.
Slowly Homer stands up, "Let's go home." Homer says, grabbing Uck and teleports back to Springfield.
In Springfield, the sky is becoming gray and in the bones of every person, they could feel that something was coming and it was going to be very, very big.
**I'm sorry if this is really short, I just want to end it quickly. I know it could be a lot better, I am sorry for all those who were excited to see a large epic battle between Homer and Uck, but they are both good guys and there is something more important that is going to happen. Well, please review to see the next chapter that I will be producing, and I promise it will be a lot better than this one.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
**Well, spring break is coming to an end. I wished I could of finished this during this time period, but I was just too lazy. Well, I'm glad for all of the reviews, I don't mind if they are positive or negative, but they are proof that people are reading this. I do no own the Simpsons, they are owned by Matt Groening of the Fox Network. Nick owns Uckman and Dale from King of the Hill, is owned by Mike Judge of the Fox Network.
Home is flying around Texas, dodging flying bullets from certain Texans. "UCKMAN!!!" Homer yells at the top of his lungs, shattering glass. Unaware to Homer, Uck is only a few miles away, being brainwashed from the infamous Dale Gribble (I hope I spelt his name correctly).
*
"Well, it seems like my work is done." Dale puts out his cigarette and walks up to the face of Uck. "Who is your master?"
"You are"
"Damn strait. Who are you going to eliminate?"
"Homer Simpson and the government."
"Yes, now, go get Homer and kill him. Show who is the dominating one!" Dale becomes extremely excited and starts undoing Uck's bonds. Uck and Dale go outside. Uck flies off to get Homer while Dale goes to the alley.
*
"Yep." Hank, Bill and Boomhower say in order, and then Hank looks around.
"Damn it, where is Dale?" The other two shrug. "Well, he hasn't been here for awhile, I wonder if he is." Hank stops, seeing Dale running up, he finally reaches the group, gasping for air. "So there you are, here." Hank throws Dale a beer; Dale gets hit in the head and collapses.
"Hee hee hee, Dale you are so funny." Bill says laughing.
Boomhower just starts speaking to quickly to understand.
*
Uck flies right up in front of Homer. "There you are Uck, I have been so worried. Ow!" Uck quickly flew up and punched Homer in the stomach, then axe kicks Homer in the head, Homer goes flying towards the ground.
Homer stops himself before hitting the ground. Uck proclaims. "Must eliminate Homer." Uck flies at Homer, Homer quickly gets out of the way as Uck busts a hole in the ground. Homer dodges every blow that Uck throws at him. Finally Homer flies right up to Uck's face and slaps him hard in the face, Uck spins around over and over until he stops.
"Ow, what happen?" Uck rubs his face, feeling how sore it is.
"You were attacking me. I had to slap some sense into you. What happen to you?"
"Well, this scrawny out of shape guy somehow got me to hate you and the government. I have no idea. There he is!" Uck growls and flies as fast as he can and picks up Dale and flies away, Homer lands next to the group.
"Wanna beer stranger? Hank asks Homer.
"Sure." Hank tosses Homer a beer and he start to take a few sips.
Hank, Bill and Boomhower all go "yep" in that order, they all turn to Homer. He looks over and realizes and says "Yep".
*
Uck takes Dale and flies him to Iraq, dropping him off right in the middle of Baghdad. Uck flies around, finds Suddam Hussein and throws him next to Dale. "Fight!"
"What?" Dale asks.
"I want you two to fight or I will kill you both right now." Uck says. Dale and Suddam both go at each other attacking each other like sissies. They are slapping and screaming as they fight each other. Soon Uck gets tired and uses his eye beam to incinerate them both. Uck then flies back to Texas to pick up Homer.
*
Uck arrives back to see Homer out cold. "Homer!" Uck flies down, slapping Homer's cheek slightly. He looks over to see a beer can. Uck picks up Homer and turns to Hank. "Where is the closest nuclear power plant?"
"You don't want nuclear, you want propane, and it is so much safer and cleaner."
"Shut up your fool." He turns to Boomhower. "Where is the closest power plant?"
Boomhower starts talking quickly, making no sense. Uck looks at him strangely. "Forget it." He finally turns to Bill. "Can you tell me where the closest power plant is?"
Bill becomes giddy. "Well, if you need nuclear power, the army base where I work has nuclear stuff." Before Bill can say anymore, Uck grabs him and start flying.
"Tell me how to get there." Uck growls. Bill agrees and tells him how to get there. Finally when they reach there, Uck goes though the whole base and finds two nuclear bombs, the moves Homer over them had blows them both up, Homer absorbs all the power, letting nothing escape, keeping everything safe.
Slowly Homer stands up, "Let's go home." Homer says, grabbing Uck and teleports back to Springfield.
In Springfield, the sky is becoming gray and in the bones of every person, they could feel that something was coming and it was going to be very, very big.
**I'm sorry if this is really short, I just want to end it quickly. I know it could be a lot better, I am sorry for all those who were excited to see a large epic battle between Homer and Uck, but they are both good guys and there is something more important that is going to happen. Well, please review to see the next chapter that I will be producing, and I promise it will be a lot better than this one.