DISCLAIMER: The Animorphs belong to some googly human named K.A. Applegate.
But when I take over the world, they will belong to ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh
yeah and Chris Rock is in this chapter. Why? Because he's the only famous
comedian I can think of. Sorry. I don't own him either.
Note: Okay, I got no reviews, but hey I just wrote and published the first chapter an hour ago. Hey give me a break, it was a snow day today! I was bored. Really.I have a life..really I do..
2nd Note: Hey I did get a review! Thanks! I don't know why it doesn't show up on the thing though. Oh well. Apparently the idea of Rachel and Cassie shopping for a bikini to impress Jake was cliché. Sorry. Again, I'm new at this. I've only read 2 fics.
Cassie-
It had taken 5 minutes for Rachel to let me out. In case you're wondering, I bought the bathing suit. Oh well, I can always wear a T-shirt over it. Anyway, I was an osprey at the moment, searching for Jake and Marco. Rachel was looking for Ax and Tobias. We were going to call a meeting in Tobias's meadow. My parents were home, so we couldn't hold it at the Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic, a.k.a my barn.
Marco? Cassie? a cautious voice filled my head.
Tobias?! You scared me! It's Cassie. Rachel's looking for you, we have some news. Get the others if you can. I flew a little higher. Red tailed hawks and ospreys don't exactly circle in mid air and have conversations.
Jake has some news for us too. He's already at the meadow with Marco. he informed me.
Oh. Well, my work is done then. Let's go I wheeled around and followed Tobias to his meadow, at a distance.
I was last to show up. Ax saw us arrive.
Hello Cassie.
Hi Ax
"Ok guys, pay attention we have a few problems." Jake ordered
"What no hello for Cassie?" Marco asked innocently. "No, 'welcome my love, I have missed you'? Not even a little kiss? You're not going to grab her and sweep her off her feet and - " He was interrupted by Rachel throwing a dirt clod at his head. "Hey!" Marco got up to shake the dirt out of his head. Then he sat back down on the log next to Rachel. She raised her hand and daintily shoved Marco off the log. "Owwww"
"Ok, if you guys are done horsing around, can we act like adults?" Jake said, rolling his eyes.
"Hey, she threw the dirt clod at ME." Marco whined.
Actually, I don't think it was a dirt clod. Tobias said, with a hint of a snicker in his voice There was a rat living in that log a month ago. One day I found it dead and I just left it.it started to kinda get petrified and crusty and.
"GROSS!" Marco and Rachel exclaimed. Rachel started to wipe her hands on her pants vigorously. Marco was shaking his head rapidly.
"Jeez, Rachel you put dead rat bits in my hair!"
"You call that furry alien living on your head HAIR?"
Rachel, I do not believe that an alien would be able to inhabit- Ax started.
"YOU GUYS PAY ATTENTION!!" Jake yelled. Everyone fell silent. "Ok. Cassie. Rachel said you guys had news. Go."
I cleared my throat and told them about Rina and how she wanted Marco and his dad to come to the The Sharing's comedy club. Marco's eyes narrowed.
"They're NOT getting my Dad." Marco said fiercely.
"No they won't" I assured him. I reached out and touched his shoulder. His face suddenly changed. He smirked.
"Shh, we don't want Jake to find out.about US." He whispered loudly. I pulled my hand away, feeling my face turn get hot. Jake looked away, redder than Tobias's tail.
"Marco, you dork." Rachel said. He grinned. I saw behind his grin. I knew he was hurting inside, worried about his father. Marco already lost his mother to the yeerks. But he said it was his mother who told him it was better to laugh than cry. If he wanted to laugh, that was fine with me.
"Ok, well I was going to say the same thing. About the controllers opening the comedy club." Jake said, still blushing a little. "Only I have one more thing to add. On opening night they are having Chris Rock guest star."
Marco's mouth dropped open. "THE Chris Rock??" Rachel's eyes widened. "Jeez, half our school idolizes that clown."
Who is this Chris Rock? Do clowns often reach high popularity among humans? Ax wondered.
"He's not a clown. He's a comedian. He makes adults laugh." I explained.
Like Marco?
"NOT like Marco." Rachel said sweetly.
Nevertheless, I don't understand the relevance of Chris Rock to the gravity of our mission. Ax said.
"Chris Rock is famous. People are going to be coming from all over the county just to see him. More people equal more controllers." Jake pointed out.
So we must stop this human from drawing others to the club. Ax said.
"Right." Rachel sat up. "So what do we do, bomb the place?"
"What do we do, bomb the place?" Marco mocked in a high shrilly voice. Then he realized his mistake and cringed. Rachel threw another dirt clod at him.
Did I mention the rat had babies? Tobias added helpfully.
"OK, you guys, listen up. We have to decide what to do." Jake said tiredly.
"Should we check it out? Like tonight or tomorrow night maybe?" I suggested.
"Yeah, but not tomorrow. My dad wants us to watch football together and Monday is his only day off in a while." Jake said.
"So tonight?" Marco's face fell. "I just love these rushed, last minute missions."
"Relax, you baby." Rachel said.
"Ok we meet at here in 2 hours. Clear things up with the parentals." Jake ordered,
Me an Ax can check it out in advance Tobias suggested. You know, scout around. We won't go in.
Jake nodded. "Be careful." He said sternly.
"Yeah." Rachel added. "Aww, Xena worried about her Bird B - " Marco started to tease, but a dirt clod flew straight at his face. I shook my head.
"Wow, Marco, don't you ever learn?"
Ok that's Ch. 2! Hm, this chapter is longer than the first one, but it only took me about 25 minutes to write. I'm strange. Strange meeeeee, yeeeee haaaaaaaah! Hey I like that. Yeee-hah. Im gonna get someone to say that in the next chapter.ok read n review, guys!
Note: Okay, I got no reviews, but hey I just wrote and published the first chapter an hour ago. Hey give me a break, it was a snow day today! I was bored. Really.I have a life..really I do..
2nd Note: Hey I did get a review! Thanks! I don't know why it doesn't show up on the thing though. Oh well. Apparently the idea of Rachel and Cassie shopping for a bikini to impress Jake was cliché. Sorry. Again, I'm new at this. I've only read 2 fics.
Cassie-
It had taken 5 minutes for Rachel to let me out. In case you're wondering, I bought the bathing suit. Oh well, I can always wear a T-shirt over it. Anyway, I was an osprey at the moment, searching for Jake and Marco. Rachel was looking for Ax and Tobias. We were going to call a meeting in Tobias's meadow. My parents were home, so we couldn't hold it at the Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic, a.k.a my barn.
Marco? Cassie? a cautious voice filled my head.
Tobias?! You scared me! It's Cassie. Rachel's looking for you, we have some news. Get the others if you can. I flew a little higher. Red tailed hawks and ospreys don't exactly circle in mid air and have conversations.
Jake has some news for us too. He's already at the meadow with Marco. he informed me.
Oh. Well, my work is done then. Let's go I wheeled around and followed Tobias to his meadow, at a distance.
I was last to show up. Ax saw us arrive.
Hello Cassie.
Hi Ax
"Ok guys, pay attention we have a few problems." Jake ordered
"What no hello for Cassie?" Marco asked innocently. "No, 'welcome my love, I have missed you'? Not even a little kiss? You're not going to grab her and sweep her off her feet and - " He was interrupted by Rachel throwing a dirt clod at his head. "Hey!" Marco got up to shake the dirt out of his head. Then he sat back down on the log next to Rachel. She raised her hand and daintily shoved Marco off the log. "Owwww"
"Ok, if you guys are done horsing around, can we act like adults?" Jake said, rolling his eyes.
"Hey, she threw the dirt clod at ME." Marco whined.
Actually, I don't think it was a dirt clod. Tobias said, with a hint of a snicker in his voice There was a rat living in that log a month ago. One day I found it dead and I just left it.it started to kinda get petrified and crusty and.
"GROSS!" Marco and Rachel exclaimed. Rachel started to wipe her hands on her pants vigorously. Marco was shaking his head rapidly.
"Jeez, Rachel you put dead rat bits in my hair!"
"You call that furry alien living on your head HAIR?"
Rachel, I do not believe that an alien would be able to inhabit- Ax started.
"YOU GUYS PAY ATTENTION!!" Jake yelled. Everyone fell silent. "Ok. Cassie. Rachel said you guys had news. Go."
I cleared my throat and told them about Rina and how she wanted Marco and his dad to come to the The Sharing's comedy club. Marco's eyes narrowed.
"They're NOT getting my Dad." Marco said fiercely.
"No they won't" I assured him. I reached out and touched his shoulder. His face suddenly changed. He smirked.
"Shh, we don't want Jake to find out.about US." He whispered loudly. I pulled my hand away, feeling my face turn get hot. Jake looked away, redder than Tobias's tail.
"Marco, you dork." Rachel said. He grinned. I saw behind his grin. I knew he was hurting inside, worried about his father. Marco already lost his mother to the yeerks. But he said it was his mother who told him it was better to laugh than cry. If he wanted to laugh, that was fine with me.
"Ok, well I was going to say the same thing. About the controllers opening the comedy club." Jake said, still blushing a little. "Only I have one more thing to add. On opening night they are having Chris Rock guest star."
Marco's mouth dropped open. "THE Chris Rock??" Rachel's eyes widened. "Jeez, half our school idolizes that clown."
Who is this Chris Rock? Do clowns often reach high popularity among humans? Ax wondered.
"He's not a clown. He's a comedian. He makes adults laugh." I explained.
Like Marco?
"NOT like Marco." Rachel said sweetly.
Nevertheless, I don't understand the relevance of Chris Rock to the gravity of our mission. Ax said.
"Chris Rock is famous. People are going to be coming from all over the county just to see him. More people equal more controllers." Jake pointed out.
So we must stop this human from drawing others to the club. Ax said.
"Right." Rachel sat up. "So what do we do, bomb the place?"
"What do we do, bomb the place?" Marco mocked in a high shrilly voice. Then he realized his mistake and cringed. Rachel threw another dirt clod at him.
Did I mention the rat had babies? Tobias added helpfully.
"OK, you guys, listen up. We have to decide what to do." Jake said tiredly.
"Should we check it out? Like tonight or tomorrow night maybe?" I suggested.
"Yeah, but not tomorrow. My dad wants us to watch football together and Monday is his only day off in a while." Jake said.
"So tonight?" Marco's face fell. "I just love these rushed, last minute missions."
"Relax, you baby." Rachel said.
"Ok we meet at here in 2 hours. Clear things up with the parentals." Jake ordered,
Me an Ax can check it out in advance Tobias suggested. You know, scout around. We won't go in.
Jake nodded. "Be careful." He said sternly.
"Yeah." Rachel added. "Aww, Xena worried about her Bird B - " Marco started to tease, but a dirt clod flew straight at his face. I shook my head.
"Wow, Marco, don't you ever learn?"
Ok that's Ch. 2! Hm, this chapter is longer than the first one, but it only took me about 25 minutes to write. I'm strange. Strange meeeeee, yeeeee haaaaaaaah! Hey I like that. Yeee-hah. Im gonna get someone to say that in the next chapter.ok read n review, guys!