DISCLAIMER: Are these really necessary? You all know I don't own the
Animorphs and Chris Rock, right? A certain Mrs. Applegate owns Animorphs. I
have no idea who own Chris Rock. I suppose he owns himself.
And a note: Umm, I dunno what to say. Forget it. On with the show!
Tobias -
Ax, get outta the dumpster. We don't have time. I said. Ax was a seagull. Seagulls are the riff raff of the bird world. If birds were humans, seagulls would be the homeless drug dealers or something. They are evil little buggers. If you see one do me a favor and throw something at it.
Anyway, Ax pulled his head out of the Doritos bag and flew towards the Greenway building, soon to be home to the Sharing's comedy club.
We hovered over the roof.
Tobias, there is nothing remarkable about this building. Ax pointed out. He was right. Nothing was going on.
Lets go closer. See whats inside. I dove down.
Tobias, Prince Jake forbid us to -
We're not going in. we're just looking. And listening I said. Ax seemed reluctant, but he followed me. I flew past a window. Three men were inside the one large room of the building, two of whom had Dracon weapons concealed in their blazers. I recognized one of the men.
Visser Three! Ax hissed, full of hatred. It was Visser Three in his human morph.
Yeah. I strained to hear what they were saying.
".new filters?" Visser Three asked.
"Yes. We have installed the new filters, Visser. Only humans and yeerks will be allowed to enter. Any non-human or non-yeerk organisms will be paralyzed instantly. We can later gather all the paralyzed organisms and test them to see if they are andalites."
Crap. Tobias grumbled. But it's only around entrances right? Gleet Biofilters will only be at the door or windows. We could like drill a hole in a wall somewhere.
Yes. Standard Gleet BioFilters would only cover the entrance space -
"We have modified the Andalite Biofilters, Visser," the second man piped in. "They will now cover the entire room. Every square inch of the building will be tracked by the BioFilter."
I cursed, That means we have to come in as HUMAN!?
Ax looked at me. This is rather unfortunate.
We flew away to tell the others. They were already assembling at my meadow. And they were not pleased.
"We have to go as HUMAN!?!?!?!" Marco shrieked. "Human? In a yeerk infested, controller factory? Uh-uh. That's a big N-O."
"Why don't we just blow the whole thing up? Ax can whip up a bomb and end this all real fast." Rachel said. "And there wont be anyone there. It's nighttime and the club hasn't even opened yet." She added, with a sidelong glance at Cassie.
"Actually, Tom told me it's opening in about 15 minutes." Jake said. Jake's brother Tom was a controller. "Only for intermediate and full members of the Sharing though. People who just joined the Sharing will go over tonight to fix the place up for Tuesday. Then I guess they're gonna grab them all and force yeerks in their heads."
That's why Visser Three is there. Tobias said. They're probably going to do a big infestation tonight.
"Well that's just GRAND." Marco moaned. "My dad has his heart set on going Tuesday. He basically told me he'd eat pavement just to see Chris Rock."
Prince Jake, Ax said. I do not think Visser Three would come all the way from his Blade ship just to oversee a mass infestation.
"Yeah" Cassie agreed. "People get infested and stuff all the time supposedly. Why is this so important that Visser Three comes down?"
"And the controllers are armed. Not with guns, with Dracon beams." Rachel pointed out. "That's a little risky if you ask me."
Jake looked troubled. "Ok, but we can't check this place out unless we go as human. That's way too risky, going to a controller convention as humans." He paused, deep in thought. "Wait, Ax, do you think you can disable the filter from the inside without them knowing? I mean, will it alarm or anything if you disable it?"
Of course. Ax said haughtily. All I would need to do is locate the generator and rewire the bio-transponding mechanism by instituting-
"Okay that's good." Jake said.
Wait. I said. I don't think Ax should go in alone around so many humans and FOOD. He still acts kind of weird. And I don't think any of us should risk going as human.
Ax looked a bit insulted.
Sorry Ax-man. But it's true.
"Yeah, but what else can we do?" Rachel asked.
Marco clicked. "Hey, you said the biofilter allows yeerks too!" he realized.
One by one we turned to look at Cassie. She acquired a yeerk on an earlier mission, while the rest of us were sick from yamphut disease.
Are you suggesting I become a controller?! Ax demanded.
"Well, it's only going to be Cassie." Rachel said.
Cassie looked at Ax. "I'll do it only if you want to."
Ax seemed shocked at the thought of even suggesting he let a yeerk in his head, even if it was Cassie. But I guess his built-in Andalite loyalty got the best of him.
I give you permission to enter my head. Ax nodded.
"Ok. So we better do this as soon as we can. Cassie, you infest Ax and go in the club and try to dismantle the biofilter. The rest of us will wait outside, within thought speak range. Tell us when its disabled."
Marco raised his hand in a mock salute. "Yes MA'AM!"
Jake punched his arm playfully.
"Okay, but then what?" Cassie asked.
"Then we wreak some havoc!" Jake winked. "Being careful not to hurt people of course."
"Oh YEAH!" Rachel whooped. "Yeeee-hah!" (Note: told u I was gonna get someone to say it). Hey Rachel. I think you forgot something. I said to her in private thought speak. She grinned widely at me.
"Let's do it!"
"Nooo! I thought for once, she forgot to jinx us!" Marco grumbled.
Yeee-hah!, Chapter 3 is done! I promise, next chapter wont be so boring. Thers gonna be some action! I just gotta think up some weird twist of events that's all. Like why Visser Three is really there. Oh well, Read n Review. I'm gonna go do a jig at a hootnanny. Oh hey did you guys see the Michael Jackson thing? Sheesh, what a freak.
And a note: Umm, I dunno what to say. Forget it. On with the show!
Tobias -
Ax, get outta the dumpster. We don't have time. I said. Ax was a seagull. Seagulls are the riff raff of the bird world. If birds were humans, seagulls would be the homeless drug dealers or something. They are evil little buggers. If you see one do me a favor and throw something at it.
Anyway, Ax pulled his head out of the Doritos bag and flew towards the Greenway building, soon to be home to the Sharing's comedy club.
We hovered over the roof.
Tobias, there is nothing remarkable about this building. Ax pointed out. He was right. Nothing was going on.
Lets go closer. See whats inside. I dove down.
Tobias, Prince Jake forbid us to -
We're not going in. we're just looking. And listening I said. Ax seemed reluctant, but he followed me. I flew past a window. Three men were inside the one large room of the building, two of whom had Dracon weapons concealed in their blazers. I recognized one of the men.
Visser Three! Ax hissed, full of hatred. It was Visser Three in his human morph.
Yeah. I strained to hear what they were saying.
".new filters?" Visser Three asked.
"Yes. We have installed the new filters, Visser. Only humans and yeerks will be allowed to enter. Any non-human or non-yeerk organisms will be paralyzed instantly. We can later gather all the paralyzed organisms and test them to see if they are andalites."
Crap. Tobias grumbled. But it's only around entrances right? Gleet Biofilters will only be at the door or windows. We could like drill a hole in a wall somewhere.
Yes. Standard Gleet BioFilters would only cover the entrance space -
"We have modified the Andalite Biofilters, Visser," the second man piped in. "They will now cover the entire room. Every square inch of the building will be tracked by the BioFilter."
I cursed, That means we have to come in as HUMAN!?
Ax looked at me. This is rather unfortunate.
We flew away to tell the others. They were already assembling at my meadow. And they were not pleased.
"We have to go as HUMAN!?!?!?!" Marco shrieked. "Human? In a yeerk infested, controller factory? Uh-uh. That's a big N-O."
"Why don't we just blow the whole thing up? Ax can whip up a bomb and end this all real fast." Rachel said. "And there wont be anyone there. It's nighttime and the club hasn't even opened yet." She added, with a sidelong glance at Cassie.
"Actually, Tom told me it's opening in about 15 minutes." Jake said. Jake's brother Tom was a controller. "Only for intermediate and full members of the Sharing though. People who just joined the Sharing will go over tonight to fix the place up for Tuesday. Then I guess they're gonna grab them all and force yeerks in their heads."
That's why Visser Three is there. Tobias said. They're probably going to do a big infestation tonight.
"Well that's just GRAND." Marco moaned. "My dad has his heart set on going Tuesday. He basically told me he'd eat pavement just to see Chris Rock."
Prince Jake, Ax said. I do not think Visser Three would come all the way from his Blade ship just to oversee a mass infestation.
"Yeah" Cassie agreed. "People get infested and stuff all the time supposedly. Why is this so important that Visser Three comes down?"
"And the controllers are armed. Not with guns, with Dracon beams." Rachel pointed out. "That's a little risky if you ask me."
Jake looked troubled. "Ok, but we can't check this place out unless we go as human. That's way too risky, going to a controller convention as humans." He paused, deep in thought. "Wait, Ax, do you think you can disable the filter from the inside without them knowing? I mean, will it alarm or anything if you disable it?"
Of course. Ax said haughtily. All I would need to do is locate the generator and rewire the bio-transponding mechanism by instituting-
"Okay that's good." Jake said.
Wait. I said. I don't think Ax should go in alone around so many humans and FOOD. He still acts kind of weird. And I don't think any of us should risk going as human.
Ax looked a bit insulted.
Sorry Ax-man. But it's true.
"Yeah, but what else can we do?" Rachel asked.
Marco clicked. "Hey, you said the biofilter allows yeerks too!" he realized.
One by one we turned to look at Cassie. She acquired a yeerk on an earlier mission, while the rest of us were sick from yamphut disease.
Are you suggesting I become a controller?! Ax demanded.
"Well, it's only going to be Cassie." Rachel said.
Cassie looked at Ax. "I'll do it only if you want to."
Ax seemed shocked at the thought of even suggesting he let a yeerk in his head, even if it was Cassie. But I guess his built-in Andalite loyalty got the best of him.
I give you permission to enter my head. Ax nodded.
"Ok. So we better do this as soon as we can. Cassie, you infest Ax and go in the club and try to dismantle the biofilter. The rest of us will wait outside, within thought speak range. Tell us when its disabled."
Marco raised his hand in a mock salute. "Yes MA'AM!"
Jake punched his arm playfully.
"Okay, but then what?" Cassie asked.
"Then we wreak some havoc!" Jake winked. "Being careful not to hurt people of course."
"Oh YEAH!" Rachel whooped. "Yeeee-hah!" (Note: told u I was gonna get someone to say it). Hey Rachel. I think you forgot something. I said to her in private thought speak. She grinned widely at me.
"Let's do it!"
"Nooo! I thought for once, she forgot to jinx us!" Marco grumbled.
Yeee-hah!, Chapter 3 is done! I promise, next chapter wont be so boring. Thers gonna be some action! I just gotta think up some weird twist of events that's all. Like why Visser Three is really there. Oh well, Read n Review. I'm gonna go do a jig at a hootnanny. Oh hey did you guys see the Michael Jackson thing? Sheesh, what a freak.