The Simpson's
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
**A new chapter, yea. How is everyone doing? I'm sorry, but that's not who Homer is going to be fighting. I guess I will be getting those boxes then. Well, I don't know what to really say. I hope everyone likes this chapter I am so much closer to the end. Please tell me what you think after this story. I do no own the Simpsons, they are owned by Matt Groening of the Fox Network. Nick owns Uckman.
The dark sky seems to practically engulf the entire world. People no longer are trying to run away from the clouds or going to church. Hundreds of people are outside with signs saying it's the end of the world or they are just looting and rioting. Homer is carrying three televisions and a new DVD player, he is trying to keep them from falling as he flies, however one television falls and knocks one person out.
People are flipping cars, busses, trucks and horses; all of them go up in flames as mass riots become greater. Everyone is breaking into everything. Marge, Lisa and Bart are in their house. Marge is holding a baseball bat in a really weak way. Lisa is in a blanket, shaking back and forth, she is a sickly pale color. Bart is tied to the banister, trying to go out and loot.
The power plant is at max, trying to keep everything running, Mr. Burns is sitting at his desk laughing about how much money he is making. Smithers is disapproving, he wants to go find a place to hide, but LOVES his boss just a little too much. "I must thank Satan after this," Burns says, smoking a massive cigar in a really rich tuxedo.
Ned and his two kids Rod and Todd are sitting alone in the church. Outside, a beam of light breaks though the clouds and shines right upon the church. The beam breaks though the church roof and on to the altar. With the beam with sparkles, god's deep voice speaks. "Ned!"
Ned's eyes pop open "Y-Y-Ye-yes my L-L-Lo-Lord?" Ned stutters. He drops to his knees, his boys are whimpering.
"I want you to sacrifice your sons for me. Place them on the altar."
"Y-Y-yes" Ned grabs his boys' hands, and slowly walk up to the altar, "Boys, please sit here." Ned looks up at the hole. "Now what Lord?" A knife appears on the altar. Ned slowly picks it up and rises it above his head.
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Ned is on the altar, crying, and blood on his hands and all over him. God speaks again "Ned, for your sacrifice, now raise your hands to me and say that you are mine."
Ned raises his hands and pronounces. "I am yours my Lord!" Right after Ned says that, a few lightening bolts strike him, and the whole church lights up. A blinding light that engulfs the entire area and continues to grow as the clouds disappear, but the sky is still dark.
As the light starts to fade away, Ned is in the center, many feet in the air and the church no longer standing. Ned now has massive wings, ten to twenty feet in total length. Ned is now in white/silver armor covering his whole body except his face. A sword is now strapped to his back; the cross is on his chest as well on a shield strapped to his arm.
Ned's intelligence has vastly increased to know all of eternity. He now knows what he has to do, defeat the super evil, Homer Simpson. Ned pulls out his sword and a lightening bolt strikes it and then Angel Ned (AN) flies off to find Homer, and the apocalypse that is now coming.
Homer is now carrying a lot more junk. AN comes flying by and kicks Homer in the head. Homer starts flipping, dropping everything, crashing to the ground, everyone collects everything that Homer dropped. Homer turns around rubbing his head. "Ow, what was that for?" Homer asks, pissed off.
AN pulls out his sword and charges Homer, Homer misses, and kicks his sword out of AN's hand. Homer then grabs him, flies up in the air, then charges towards the ground, having AN just a little more ahead. They crash into the ground hard, creating a massive hole.
Homer jumps out of the hole, flipping, he lands in his fighting pose. AN sends light balls at Homer, Homer jumps, ducks and bends around, missing each one. Homer starts sending energy balls back, AN blocks them with his shield. Then they charge each other, Homer ducks under AN's punch, from the ground Homer kicks up, but AN grabs Homer's foot and bends it in the wrong way, snapping Homer's leg.
Homer blasts across the ground, and goes up in the air, AN sends lightening bolts into the air, striking Homer down, Homer is about to hit the ground when AN stops him, he picks Homer up and then forcefully and much harder, smashes Homer into the ground. Then with mental powers, AN starts to pull Homer's arms apart, cracking and snapping as Homer screams and yells in pain.
"This is a whole new pain I don't like!" Homer says, as he can feel his arms being pulled apart. Homer shoots a few eye beams, each time, just hitting AN in the armored chest, causing no harm, but one lucky shot hits him in the eyes, making AN stop doing what he was doing.
Homer teleports away, back home, he lays on the bed, squirming in pain as he body starts to heal him back to normal. He sees the door open, he charges for a blast, aiming it at the door. Uck's head appears. "HOMER!" He says in major surprise. "What happen to you?"
"A man in light kicked my ass very quickly, ow," Homer starts feeling the pain, as he bones get set back into place. "Once I am able to move, I'm going to go to the power plant to super charge myself. He is strong, he maybe even be stronger than that guy with the hair." Homer passes out, snoring loudly.
"I will fight him if he comes near him, I will protect you until you are ready to fight." Uck flies though the large window.
Marge yells "Open the window if you are flying though there!" from downstairs. Uck flies back in, opening the window, he then flies out. "Thank you" Uck is now sitting on the roof, keeping an eye, ear and animal sense for his guy.
While waiting, Uck pops in one of his cat food energy cans. A power energy wave surrounds him; he sees a bright light flying towards him and with massive wings. Uck jumps up in the air, and flies towards AN.
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Homer is sleeping; his wounds are almost completely healed. He is lacking a lot of power; he hasn't charged himself up for a long time. He wasn't at his regular potential when he fought before, but once he goes to the power plant, he will be able to hold his ground.hopefully.
Marge comes in, and whispers in his ear. "Homey, I have dinner prepared." Homer's eyes pop open. He struggles and floats in the air, and down the stairs, while still floating, he just starts eating everything without moving a muscle other than his jaw, unaware that there is going to be a massive battle just a couple of yards away.
While Homer is eating, he can feel the air shake, and the sound of sonic booms, energy exploding and other sound of two super powers fighting. As Homer eats, the whole house shakes, much of it starts to fall apart. The kitchen was recently rebuilt, but it might have been in vain in just a little.
Uck comes crashing though the kitchen, and though the floor, he jumps out of the hole. He is missing an arm, one eye covered and swollen, his body covered in scratches, bruises, blood and other injuries, he is getting extremely tired.
"How the hell can you just float there eating while I'm getting my ass kicked?" Uck says.
"I need a full belly or I won't be able to perform correctly. After this I need to go to the nuclear power plant to get charged up, just hold out for just a little longer, ok?"
Uck rolls his eyes and moans. "Damn you, well, just hurry, this guy is much stronger than what I expected." Uck eats his last energy cat food can. He then flies though the same hole he made before.
He can hear more fighting as he finishes up the rest of the food. He looks out of the window and sees Uck crashing though the tree and AN following, they fly up in the air.
Homer finally teleports to the nuclear power plant. Lenny and Carl are sleeping at their desks. "Hey guys, wake up, I need a power boost." Homer says, shaking them awake.
"They won't be wake up any time soon." a voice behind him, Homer screams and turns around. Burns is standing there with a grin on his face. "Come with me." He says as he starts to walk down the hall, Homer follows. "You see, this is big, event is everything I want. I have a dealing with the devil and I want you to work for me."
"I don't know. I am not a bad guy."
"Yes, but you are not going to defeat AN with just super nuclear powers alone. Will you allow me to give you the powers of the devil, you can then defeat AN and be victorious." Burns is talking in a slithering but business type of voice.
"Sorry, but I cannot, I got my own morals." Homer turns Burns around. "Just put me in the reactor."
"It might blow, we are at max."
"Fine, I can absorb much, I have been training for months now. Now, let's do it. If you want, you can make that deal with the devil yourself, for I am not!"
Burns frowns. "Very well," Homer steps into the reactor. "Enjoy." He turns the power and give Homer all the available power.
**So, what does everyone think? It's not that action pack. But the next one will show what happened to Uck until Homer arrives. So please be patient. Who thinks Uck is going to survive until Homer gets there? Who will win between Homer and AN? I would like everyone's opinions about this, I think I really should of made this my 26 chapter instead of that small break. Oh well, I might have to extend the chapters coming up to fit in all the action that I have planned. Thank you all for now, please give me reviews on everyone's opinions.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
**A new chapter, yea. How is everyone doing? I'm sorry, but that's not who Homer is going to be fighting. I guess I will be getting those boxes then. Well, I don't know what to really say. I hope everyone likes this chapter I am so much closer to the end. Please tell me what you think after this story. I do no own the Simpsons, they are owned by Matt Groening of the Fox Network. Nick owns Uckman.
The dark sky seems to practically engulf the entire world. People no longer are trying to run away from the clouds or going to church. Hundreds of people are outside with signs saying it's the end of the world or they are just looting and rioting. Homer is carrying three televisions and a new DVD player, he is trying to keep them from falling as he flies, however one television falls and knocks one person out.
People are flipping cars, busses, trucks and horses; all of them go up in flames as mass riots become greater. Everyone is breaking into everything. Marge, Lisa and Bart are in their house. Marge is holding a baseball bat in a really weak way. Lisa is in a blanket, shaking back and forth, she is a sickly pale color. Bart is tied to the banister, trying to go out and loot.
The power plant is at max, trying to keep everything running, Mr. Burns is sitting at his desk laughing about how much money he is making. Smithers is disapproving, he wants to go find a place to hide, but LOVES his boss just a little too much. "I must thank Satan after this," Burns says, smoking a massive cigar in a really rich tuxedo.
Ned and his two kids Rod and Todd are sitting alone in the church. Outside, a beam of light breaks though the clouds and shines right upon the church. The beam breaks though the church roof and on to the altar. With the beam with sparkles, god's deep voice speaks. "Ned!"
Ned's eyes pop open "Y-Y-Ye-yes my L-L-Lo-Lord?" Ned stutters. He drops to his knees, his boys are whimpering.
"I want you to sacrifice your sons for me. Place them on the altar."
"Y-Y-yes" Ned grabs his boys' hands, and slowly walk up to the altar, "Boys, please sit here." Ned looks up at the hole. "Now what Lord?" A knife appears on the altar. Ned slowly picks it up and rises it above his head.
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Section deleted for obvious reason.
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Ned is on the altar, crying, and blood on his hands and all over him. God speaks again "Ned, for your sacrifice, now raise your hands to me and say that you are mine."
Ned raises his hands and pronounces. "I am yours my Lord!" Right after Ned says that, a few lightening bolts strike him, and the whole church lights up. A blinding light that engulfs the entire area and continues to grow as the clouds disappear, but the sky is still dark.
As the light starts to fade away, Ned is in the center, many feet in the air and the church no longer standing. Ned now has massive wings, ten to twenty feet in total length. Ned is now in white/silver armor covering his whole body except his face. A sword is now strapped to his back; the cross is on his chest as well on a shield strapped to his arm.
Ned's intelligence has vastly increased to know all of eternity. He now knows what he has to do, defeat the super evil, Homer Simpson. Ned pulls out his sword and a lightening bolt strikes it and then Angel Ned (AN) flies off to find Homer, and the apocalypse that is now coming.
Homer is now carrying a lot more junk. AN comes flying by and kicks Homer in the head. Homer starts flipping, dropping everything, crashing to the ground, everyone collects everything that Homer dropped. Homer turns around rubbing his head. "Ow, what was that for?" Homer asks, pissed off.
AN pulls out his sword and charges Homer, Homer misses, and kicks his sword out of AN's hand. Homer then grabs him, flies up in the air, then charges towards the ground, having AN just a little more ahead. They crash into the ground hard, creating a massive hole.
Homer jumps out of the hole, flipping, he lands in his fighting pose. AN sends light balls at Homer, Homer jumps, ducks and bends around, missing each one. Homer starts sending energy balls back, AN blocks them with his shield. Then they charge each other, Homer ducks under AN's punch, from the ground Homer kicks up, but AN grabs Homer's foot and bends it in the wrong way, snapping Homer's leg.
Homer blasts across the ground, and goes up in the air, AN sends lightening bolts into the air, striking Homer down, Homer is about to hit the ground when AN stops him, he picks Homer up and then forcefully and much harder, smashes Homer into the ground. Then with mental powers, AN starts to pull Homer's arms apart, cracking and snapping as Homer screams and yells in pain.
"This is a whole new pain I don't like!" Homer says, as he can feel his arms being pulled apart. Homer shoots a few eye beams, each time, just hitting AN in the armored chest, causing no harm, but one lucky shot hits him in the eyes, making AN stop doing what he was doing.
Homer teleports away, back home, he lays on the bed, squirming in pain as he body starts to heal him back to normal. He sees the door open, he charges for a blast, aiming it at the door. Uck's head appears. "HOMER!" He says in major surprise. "What happen to you?"
"A man in light kicked my ass very quickly, ow," Homer starts feeling the pain, as he bones get set back into place. "Once I am able to move, I'm going to go to the power plant to super charge myself. He is strong, he maybe even be stronger than that guy with the hair." Homer passes out, snoring loudly.
"I will fight him if he comes near him, I will protect you until you are ready to fight." Uck flies though the large window.
Marge yells "Open the window if you are flying though there!" from downstairs. Uck flies back in, opening the window, he then flies out. "Thank you" Uck is now sitting on the roof, keeping an eye, ear and animal sense for his guy.
While waiting, Uck pops in one of his cat food energy cans. A power energy wave surrounds him; he sees a bright light flying towards him and with massive wings. Uck jumps up in the air, and flies towards AN.
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Homer is sleeping; his wounds are almost completely healed. He is lacking a lot of power; he hasn't charged himself up for a long time. He wasn't at his regular potential when he fought before, but once he goes to the power plant, he will be able to hold his ground.hopefully.
Marge comes in, and whispers in his ear. "Homey, I have dinner prepared." Homer's eyes pop open. He struggles and floats in the air, and down the stairs, while still floating, he just starts eating everything without moving a muscle other than his jaw, unaware that there is going to be a massive battle just a couple of yards away.
While Homer is eating, he can feel the air shake, and the sound of sonic booms, energy exploding and other sound of two super powers fighting. As Homer eats, the whole house shakes, much of it starts to fall apart. The kitchen was recently rebuilt, but it might have been in vain in just a little.
Uck comes crashing though the kitchen, and though the floor, he jumps out of the hole. He is missing an arm, one eye covered and swollen, his body covered in scratches, bruises, blood and other injuries, he is getting extremely tired.
"How the hell can you just float there eating while I'm getting my ass kicked?" Uck says.
"I need a full belly or I won't be able to perform correctly. After this I need to go to the nuclear power plant to get charged up, just hold out for just a little longer, ok?"
Uck rolls his eyes and moans. "Damn you, well, just hurry, this guy is much stronger than what I expected." Uck eats his last energy cat food can. He then flies though the same hole he made before.
He can hear more fighting as he finishes up the rest of the food. He looks out of the window and sees Uck crashing though the tree and AN following, they fly up in the air.
Homer finally teleports to the nuclear power plant. Lenny and Carl are sleeping at their desks. "Hey guys, wake up, I need a power boost." Homer says, shaking them awake.
"They won't be wake up any time soon." a voice behind him, Homer screams and turns around. Burns is standing there with a grin on his face. "Come with me." He says as he starts to walk down the hall, Homer follows. "You see, this is big, event is everything I want. I have a dealing with the devil and I want you to work for me."
"I don't know. I am not a bad guy."
"Yes, but you are not going to defeat AN with just super nuclear powers alone. Will you allow me to give you the powers of the devil, you can then defeat AN and be victorious." Burns is talking in a slithering but business type of voice.
"Sorry, but I cannot, I got my own morals." Homer turns Burns around. "Just put me in the reactor."
"It might blow, we are at max."
"Fine, I can absorb much, I have been training for months now. Now, let's do it. If you want, you can make that deal with the devil yourself, for I am not!"
Burns frowns. "Very well," Homer steps into the reactor. "Enjoy." He turns the power and give Homer all the available power.
**So, what does everyone think? It's not that action pack. But the next one will show what happened to Uck until Homer arrives. So please be patient. Who thinks Uck is going to survive until Homer gets there? Who will win between Homer and AN? I would like everyone's opinions about this, I think I really should of made this my 26 chapter instead of that small break. Oh well, I might have to extend the chapters coming up to fit in all the action that I have planned. Thank you all for now, please give me reviews on everyone's opinions.