DISCLAIMER: **walks up to K.A. Applegate and offers her 6 pennies** Can I own Animorphs please? K.A: No you imbecile. (There you have it. I don't own Animorphs.)

NOTE: Ok, this is somewhat unrelated. But you know what the freakiest name in the Animorphs was? Quafijinivon the Arn. LOLOLOLOL. Oh yeah, and hey, I'm actually getting good reviews! Awesome. I knew the voices in my head were good for something!



Ax-

"Do I look groovy? Oovy? Oov." I asked. Rachel had given me clothing suitable for going to a club. On my television a response to someone who was wearing suitable clothing was "groovy".

"Um, Ax? Have you been watching the Brady Bunch?" Marco asked.

"Actually, I think he looks really nice." Cassie commented,

Yeah good job Rach. Tobias said. Rachel beamed.

"Okay I think we better get started." Jake said. "Cassie?"

Cassie nodded and began to morph a yeerk. The first thing to change was her head. It got completely sucked into her neck.

"Ohhhh, THAT'S nice." Rachel grimaced.

"Headless Cassie! I'm gonna have nightmares about that for a while." Marco said.

Next were Cassie's arms. I always admired how she was able to control her morphing. She is a natural. An estreen. Then her legs shriveled into her body.

Someone grab me, I'm gonna fall! she called. Jake stepped forward and Cassie-yeerk collapsed into his arms. She continued to shrink until she was completely yeerk, resting in Jake's palm.

Alrighty, I'm done. she informed us. Jake looked at Ax.

"You ready, dude?"

I hesitated. "Yes." Jake held Cassie up to my ear. Yeerk instinct told her to slither in, while secreting the natural pain killer so it would be less uncomfortable as she entered my head. I felt her and had the extreme urge to pull her out and stomp on her with my big clunky human feet. "It's only Cassie. NOT a yeerk." I reassured myself. I suddenly lost control of my body. I collapsed.

Aaaah! I yelled in my own head.

Aaahh! Cassie yelled, also in my head.

"What happened? Cassie? Ax?" Rachel and Jake lifted my body off the ground.

"Sorry you guys." Cassie said through my mouth. "I forgot how to control and stuff for a second."

Cassie? I trust you, but will you try your best not to- I started

I won't touch your memories, Ax. Cassie promised. I cant do anything about what you think about right now though.

It's ok.

"You guys ready? There's a Sailor Moon marathon on the cartoon network tonight at 9." Marco whined.

You watch SAILOR MOON!? Tobias asked.

"So? I bet you watch Brady Bunch with Ax." Marco shot back.

"At least the Brady Bunch doesn't have skinny airheads twirling around in pink tutus and whirling around pink ribbons." Rachel shot back, defending Tobias.

"For your information, they show leg. And not just leg, when they are transforming their clothes completely - "

"Nah, Marco watches it cause he likes the tutus." Jake joked.

"Um, people? Two hours. We don't know how long this will take." Cassie said, using my mouthparts.

I was alone in my head, watching my friends. Even though I trusted Cassie, I was feeling uncomfortable.

Cassie? Would you mind if -

Of course Ax. Here. She withdrew her control.

"Cassie has allowed me to control my body." I announced.

"Ok. Everyone, morph." Jake said.

"Let's do it!" Rachel said.

"Twice in one day." Marco moaned. "We are so screwed."

We took off. I walked to the club, with Cassie giving me instructions in my head.

Ax, NO STOP! Green light means the cars are going. Cassie said. Yeah wait til it turns red.

I waited. Human thinking always confused me.. Why build a road in front of where people want to walk? Thinking ahead is not a human virtue, apparently.

Hey. I heard that. Cassie said.

Sorry. The light turned red. I walked across the street. The club door was being held open by a large man with a small metal rod stuck through his eyelid.

Cassie! This man has been injured! I gasped in my head.

It's ok Ax. It's just an eyebrow piercing.

Why do you humans do this? I wondered. Impaling the skin above your sensitive eyes.

Hey, I don't do it. Only the weirder humans. Cassie said defensively.

"Are you in the Sharing?" the man asked gruffly.

"I am thinking of joining." I answered. He nodded and let me in.

I stared. The room was crowded with people. Flashing colored light darted across the walls. Tables lined the dance floor and a stage was set up near the back. People were shaking their bodies in unfamiliar motions. I believe humans call it dancing. Horrid "music" was blaring from two primitive audio devices each taller than I was.

Ax, what are you DOING!? Cassie asked, laughing.

"I am dancing. Inggg." I told her. I was trying to move my body in similar motions.

Um, Ax? Are you dancing? It was Tobias. I'm looking in a window and I see Ax wiggling like he has an itch he cant reach.

WHAT? Lemme see lemme see! Marco yelled.

Oh my god! Cassie stop him!! Rachel cried.

Cassie! Your there to stop Ax from doing these things! Jake said.

I do not understand. Everyone else is doing it. I wondered.

Yeah but your supposed to move to the music Ax. Trembling uncontrollably is not dancing. Cassie informed me.

Ah. This is difficult. Perhaps I can consume some food before disabling the filter? I suggested hopefully.

Ax we don't have time. Cassie said.

Just one chip. I assured her. I walked to the buffet table, imitating a "cool" human.

Cassie, why is Ax walking like a stiff legged drunk? Jake demanded.

This is sad. Like watching my mom trying to "get down and boogie" Rachel said.

I tasted one chip. Wonderful. I took another. And another.

Cassie! Stop him! Jake ordered.

Once you pop, you can't stop. Marco laughed. Ow. I assumed Rachel caused him some bodily pain.

Ax, I think I better take over. Cassie said. I felt her take control of my body.

She walked around, trying to look like everyone else.

Cassie, you may look suspicious because you are not partaking in the activities of the other humans. I warned.

Ok, ok fine. she said exasperated. She began to mimic the others, except it she seemed to do it smoother than I did.

Hey. That's actually not bad...Tobias said.

Yeah.I think Cassie is doing it! Marco crowed.

Ok, That's it. Jake, you are taking Cassie dancing. Rachel ordered.

What? Jake said in a shocked voice.

Cassie? I believe I found it. I said. I looked at a particular odd shaped counter. Cassie lifted the table cloth. Underneath was a strange looking device, no doubt the generator.

Ok Ax, take over. she told me. You guys, we're disabling it now. Get ready. I'll give you the signal.

I bent over and looked at the various colored wires. I took the green and red one and ripped them out. Done.

What? Jeez, I could have done that. Cassie exclaimed.

Yes. The yeerks are not very complex when it comes to construction. I told her.

"Hey you, what are you doing, kid?" It was the large man from the door. His eyes flashed.

"Andalite!" he hissed.

You guys? NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME! Cassie yelled.

HREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRHHHHHH!

All hell broke loose.

An elephant, Rachel, busted down an entire section of wall. She was followed by a gorilla, a hawk, and a rhino.

"Oh my god!" a girl screamed.

"Jesus Christ!" a man yelled.

"Hail Mary full of grace the Lord is - " a lady was praying.

Umm, who here is feeling a little guilty? Tobias asked as he scraped his talons against the large man's head.

"AHHHH!" the controller screamed.

AHHHHHH! Tobias echoed. His talon had gotten stuck in the controller's eyebrow piercing. HELP! The controller was thrashing wildly. I jumped up to free him but -

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the controller screeched The silver rod was ripped from his face.

Oh, that's gonna hurt in the morning. Marco commented as he pulled down the large black audio devices. They sparked on the floor.

Guys? GUYS! Look at this! Rachel yelled. Her large elephant foot had stomped through a part of the floor that was apparently hollowed out.

It's a tunnel! Jake observed, as he throttled the tables and tore up the Sharing banners.

Ax, go look. Cassie said. I ran to the hole Rachel had made, trying to avoid Marco as he punched holes into the stage.

It appears to lead east ward. I said. There were 3 steps leading downward, and then a concrete pathway that seemed to go on forever.

"ANDALITES!" It was the large man. He was clutching his eye with a large beefy hand. In the other hand he held a Dracon beam, aimed directly at my head.

BAM! Rachel walked up and slammed the controller in the head with her trunk. The Dracon beam went skittering across the floor.

You guys okay? she asked.

"We're fine. We really have to go NOW!" Cassie yelled, taking control.

Why? This is fun! She said. She stomped around a few more times.

"Rachel, me and Ax only have 15 minutes left in morph! Ax has less!!" she screamed.

Oh.

TZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Move out, guys! They've got more Dracon beams!! Jake roared.

AHHHH! Marco cried out. His left arm was reduced to a smoking stump.

MOVE MOVE MOVE! Rachel grab Ax and Cassie! Jake commanded. Rachel wrapped her trunk around my waist and rumbled off. TSSEEEEEEEERRRR!

Tobias! Rachel trumpeted. Tobias fell to the floor, one talon missing.

Rachel go NOW! Jake yelled. Marco was on his back..

Rachel lowered her trunk to Tobias. Is he ok!?! she demanded.

"He's breathing Rach." Cassie said and she picked him up with my strong human arms. Then we sped off into the forest.

What the-owwww! Tobias came to.

You ok? Rachel asked concerned.

Yeah I'm fine. He averted his powerful gaze behind us. We're not being followed. Looks like the controllers are having trouble covering up our damage. I expect everyone in that club is going to be a controller by tomorrow.

We cant just leave them! Cassie yelled.

Cassie, there's nothing we could do. They've got too many weapons. Next time. Jake said.

We reached our meadow. Tobias remorphed and his talon grew back. He took to the skies, making sure no one was around. He declared it safe and we all demorphed. Cassie and I made it with 3 minutes to spare.

"There was this hole." Rachel said.

Yes, I'm certain it leads to something important. The club was most likely just something to block the tunnel. I added.

"Whatever it is, it's big." Jake said. "If they were willing to risk firing Dracon beams in front of a bunch of free humans."

"I have to get home. My dad is gonna be pissed." Marco said worriedly. But then his smile brightened. "But hey I think we officially screwed up their comedy club. Chris Rock isn't gonna wanna perform in a smoldering, messed up shell of a building."

"Ok, first thing tomorrow we meet at Cassie's barn. Before school. We need to talk." Jake said. My friends said their goodbyes and left me and Tobias.

So, Ax-man, any idea what we're in for with that tunnel? he asked.

I'm as clueless as you, my friend.



Aaaah, that was loooong! But it was kinda fun to write. Oh and, sorry about saying Michael Jackson was a freak. I admit he is a good singer and songwriter. But jeez.he sleeps with kids. Read and review, la-dee-daaaaa!