The Simpson's
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
**What a surprise, it was Ned Flanders (AN). I hope Uck is ok, or I might lose Nick as a reader. Well, now on to the story. Please go to fictionpress.net to read Magic Fire, it is a great story. Now the legal part: I do no own the Simpsons, they are owned by Matt Groening of the Fox Network. Nick owns Uckman.
Uck hits AN in the face, AN doesn't move. An then takes Uck by the head and flies him into the ground. An takes out his sword and starts swinging it, creating wind blasts than strike Uck, Uck finally escapes and shoots his eye lasers, AN blocks with his shield and sends light balls at Uck, Uck successfully blocks the, but leaving his arms singed.
Uck charges his whole body and flies strait at AN, he sweeps his feet then ax handle AN down, AN stops himself, he stands up, wraps his wings together, charges up and releases his wings, sending feather blades of light, the light cuts Uck's body. Uck, staggers in the air, trying to stay up, he can't see though one of his eyes, one of the feather of lights hit him there.
AN jumps in the air, grabs Uck and start spinning him around, going faster and faster, Uck is unable to control as he tries to pull away, AN takes pulls out his sword again and brings it right down, severing his arm right off, Uck flies off, going though the Simpson's household.
Uck comes flying out, he sends two fire balls at AN, AN blocks one, but gets hit the other. While AN was gaining control, Uck punches AN in the face, then grabs him, putting a chokehold on him. AN starts spinning around and around grabbing Uck's head, he pulls Uck off and drops into the street, they both hit the sewer.
AN gives a major blast, Uck goes flying high in the air, smoke coming off him, his hair burnt off. AN flies up, a few feet away, he takes his sword out again, he charges Uck. Uck misses four swings, but is struck by one swing, he starts to fall.
He hits the ground, trying to stay alive, the sky becomes extremely bright and the ground starts to shake violent, he can sense Homer's super energy coming. Uck falls down, never to get back up. or does he?
Homer arrives, he sees Uck on the ground, dead. He super charges himself and starts sending energy blast after energy blast. AN tries blocking them, but the blasts break and damage his armor.
"You shall pay for this!" AN declares. He flies extremely fast and punches Homer in the stomach, then roundhouse Homer in the head. Homer stops mid air, he makes his hands pure energy and goes at AN. He successfully hits AN five out of twenty times, AN finally blocks one, grabs his arm and flips Homer, sending him to the ground. AN covers his body with his wings and sends feathers of light at Homer, Homer dodges a much, but his struck by many, he drops the ground, covered in cuts and scratches.
Homer lifts his hands in the air, produce a large energy ball, he then throws it at AN. AN, unable to dodge it, falls to the ground, he hits the ground hard, bouncing once, he slowly gets back up. AN drops to his knees and start praying.
"Ha, ha, what are you going to do? God can't help you now." Right after Homer said that, lightening bolts start falling from the sky, striking Homer hard, Homer starts trying to dodge bolts. Every time Homer gets struck, his skeleton shows and he becomes more burned. Homer flies quickly, grabs AN as one more bolt comes down, striking them both.
AN twitches, after the strike. Homer is in a lot of pain, but the lightening bolts recharged him even more. Homer flies up in the air, and puts his hands in front of his chest, a ball of energy forms, it keeps getting bigger and bigger. AN finally realizes what is going to happen and throws a small light ball into the one Homer is making.
A massive explosion sends Homer flying, by the time Homer can control himself, he is miles away. AN is behind him, and ax handle's Homer on the head, sending him to the ground, while Homer's falling, he throws a few energy balls at AN.
AN uses his wings as a shield, Homer crashes into the ground, but flies head first away, his back hovering over the ground. AN starts throwing light ball after light ball, Homer just quickly misses them, but he runs right into a wall, it crumbles down upon him, leaving him in a pile of rubble.
AN throws a massive light ball into the rubble, disintegrating it. Homer is nowhere. AN turns around, trying to find where Homer is. Homer appears behind AN and grabs AN's wings. Before AN can do anything Homer successfully pulls off his wings.
AN screams in pain as his wings are pulled off, he turns around and slaps Homer hard. "You fool, you pulled off my wings!" He slaps Homer again. "I sacrificed my kids for this, now what am I going to do?" AN drops to the ground. "I'm going home."
AN starts walking off, Homer is just standing there dumbfounded. He starts scratching his head, trying to figure out what just happened. He lands on the ground.
"I charged up for this?" Homer asks. He starts walking when AN appears behind Homer and pick him up, he drops Homer down on his knee, breaking Homer's back, but as well as his leg.
"OW!" AN falls to one leg, the other going in a not so nice way. Homer starts spinning in circles (That Curly move on the three stooges).
"My back, my back, my back!" Homer keeps saying over and over as the wound soon is healed. Homer stands back up. "I thought you quit?"
"No, I just realized that I'm still very strong without my wings or armor. You just really god damely piss me off didly"
"At least I know it's you."
"Well, now I just have to do diddly idly dongly kiddley kill you." AN karate chops Homer in the neck. Homer falls to the ground, on one knee, hits AN with an energy blast. AN flies high in the air, but starts firing at him rapidly.
Homer starts doing acrobatics, trying to miss the attacks. AN drops back to the ground. He fires two energy attacks, sending him flying, he winds up to hit Homer, when Homer drops to the ground and kicks AN in the stomach. AN grabs Homer's foot, gives Homer a smile.
"Remember this ding dongly fat boy!" AN spins rapidly, snapping Homer's leg. Homer trips AN with his other foot.
Homer jumps in the air. "That hurt you bastard! Yet again you broke my leg, I am so glad it heals correctly so I can kick your ass harder!" Homer starts spinning rapidly, he creates a tornado like thing, AN grabs on a tree.
A cow goes flying by, as AN holds on tighter, finally AN looses his grip and gets sucked in. While AN is going around and around, he starts firing light balls that start spinning as well, they start striking Homer.
"Ow. Ow. OW!!!" Homer says after every ball hits him. Homer stops spinning as AN falls to the ground. Homer is still spinning as says non-type able words. His eyes are still spinning in circles; he falls backwards, landing on the ground with a thud.
AN drags himself up to Homer. He takes out his sword, laughing hurtfully. He raises it high, the point right at Homer. He brings it down quickly and with all of his strength. Homer slaps his hands together, stopping the blade from striking him.
Homer brings his feet up and then flips AN over him Homer takes the sword and snaps it in half. The sword explodes in a massive energy blast. Homer tumbles away while An gets toss, rolling on the ground. He is now even less powerful, but still dangerous.
Homer shakes his head; his hands are singed and burnt. "Why must I suffer so much pains? It hurts very a lot. You bad man, you go bye-bye now!"
**I shall end it here, I have one small plan left, what is it? I'm not telling you, you will just see if AN or Homer will win. I got one more chapter after the next; you think it's a lot of space to fill? I think not. I bet I will be able to do it I dare you. I am making the chapter I know what to do! I am the most evil of them all. Who thought it was Ned again? Please send an e-mail so I can finish this.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
**What a surprise, it was Ned Flanders (AN). I hope Uck is ok, or I might lose Nick as a reader. Well, now on to the story. Please go to fictionpress.net to read Magic Fire, it is a great story. Now the legal part: I do no own the Simpsons, they are owned by Matt Groening of the Fox Network. Nick owns Uckman.
Uck hits AN in the face, AN doesn't move. An then takes Uck by the head and flies him into the ground. An takes out his sword and starts swinging it, creating wind blasts than strike Uck, Uck finally escapes and shoots his eye lasers, AN blocks with his shield and sends light balls at Uck, Uck successfully blocks the, but leaving his arms singed.
Uck charges his whole body and flies strait at AN, he sweeps his feet then ax handle AN down, AN stops himself, he stands up, wraps his wings together, charges up and releases his wings, sending feather blades of light, the light cuts Uck's body. Uck, staggers in the air, trying to stay up, he can't see though one of his eyes, one of the feather of lights hit him there.
AN jumps in the air, grabs Uck and start spinning him around, going faster and faster, Uck is unable to control as he tries to pull away, AN takes pulls out his sword again and brings it right down, severing his arm right off, Uck flies off, going though the Simpson's household.
Uck comes flying out, he sends two fire balls at AN, AN blocks one, but gets hit the other. While AN was gaining control, Uck punches AN in the face, then grabs him, putting a chokehold on him. AN starts spinning around and around grabbing Uck's head, he pulls Uck off and drops into the street, they both hit the sewer.
AN gives a major blast, Uck goes flying high in the air, smoke coming off him, his hair burnt off. AN flies up, a few feet away, he takes his sword out again, he charges Uck. Uck misses four swings, but is struck by one swing, he starts to fall.
He hits the ground, trying to stay alive, the sky becomes extremely bright and the ground starts to shake violent, he can sense Homer's super energy coming. Uck falls down, never to get back up. or does he?
Homer arrives, he sees Uck on the ground, dead. He super charges himself and starts sending energy blast after energy blast. AN tries blocking them, but the blasts break and damage his armor.
"You shall pay for this!" AN declares. He flies extremely fast and punches Homer in the stomach, then roundhouse Homer in the head. Homer stops mid air, he makes his hands pure energy and goes at AN. He successfully hits AN five out of twenty times, AN finally blocks one, grabs his arm and flips Homer, sending him to the ground. AN covers his body with his wings and sends feathers of light at Homer, Homer dodges a much, but his struck by many, he drops the ground, covered in cuts and scratches.
Homer lifts his hands in the air, produce a large energy ball, he then throws it at AN. AN, unable to dodge it, falls to the ground, he hits the ground hard, bouncing once, he slowly gets back up. AN drops to his knees and start praying.
"Ha, ha, what are you going to do? God can't help you now." Right after Homer said that, lightening bolts start falling from the sky, striking Homer hard, Homer starts trying to dodge bolts. Every time Homer gets struck, his skeleton shows and he becomes more burned. Homer flies quickly, grabs AN as one more bolt comes down, striking them both.
AN twitches, after the strike. Homer is in a lot of pain, but the lightening bolts recharged him even more. Homer flies up in the air, and puts his hands in front of his chest, a ball of energy forms, it keeps getting bigger and bigger. AN finally realizes what is going to happen and throws a small light ball into the one Homer is making.
A massive explosion sends Homer flying, by the time Homer can control himself, he is miles away. AN is behind him, and ax handle's Homer on the head, sending him to the ground, while Homer's falling, he throws a few energy balls at AN.
AN uses his wings as a shield, Homer crashes into the ground, but flies head first away, his back hovering over the ground. AN starts throwing light ball after light ball, Homer just quickly misses them, but he runs right into a wall, it crumbles down upon him, leaving him in a pile of rubble.
AN throws a massive light ball into the rubble, disintegrating it. Homer is nowhere. AN turns around, trying to find where Homer is. Homer appears behind AN and grabs AN's wings. Before AN can do anything Homer successfully pulls off his wings.
AN screams in pain as his wings are pulled off, he turns around and slaps Homer hard. "You fool, you pulled off my wings!" He slaps Homer again. "I sacrificed my kids for this, now what am I going to do?" AN drops to the ground. "I'm going home."
AN starts walking off, Homer is just standing there dumbfounded. He starts scratching his head, trying to figure out what just happened. He lands on the ground.
"I charged up for this?" Homer asks. He starts walking when AN appears behind Homer and pick him up, he drops Homer down on his knee, breaking Homer's back, but as well as his leg.
"OW!" AN falls to one leg, the other going in a not so nice way. Homer starts spinning in circles (That Curly move on the three stooges).
"My back, my back, my back!" Homer keeps saying over and over as the wound soon is healed. Homer stands back up. "I thought you quit?"
"No, I just realized that I'm still very strong without my wings or armor. You just really god damely piss me off didly"
"At least I know it's you."
"Well, now I just have to do diddly idly dongly kiddley kill you." AN karate chops Homer in the neck. Homer falls to the ground, on one knee, hits AN with an energy blast. AN flies high in the air, but starts firing at him rapidly.
Homer starts doing acrobatics, trying to miss the attacks. AN drops back to the ground. He fires two energy attacks, sending him flying, he winds up to hit Homer, when Homer drops to the ground and kicks AN in the stomach. AN grabs Homer's foot, gives Homer a smile.
"Remember this ding dongly fat boy!" AN spins rapidly, snapping Homer's leg. Homer trips AN with his other foot.
Homer jumps in the air. "That hurt you bastard! Yet again you broke my leg, I am so glad it heals correctly so I can kick your ass harder!" Homer starts spinning rapidly, he creates a tornado like thing, AN grabs on a tree.
A cow goes flying by, as AN holds on tighter, finally AN looses his grip and gets sucked in. While AN is going around and around, he starts firing light balls that start spinning as well, they start striking Homer.
"Ow. Ow. OW!!!" Homer says after every ball hits him. Homer stops spinning as AN falls to the ground. Homer is still spinning as says non-type able words. His eyes are still spinning in circles; he falls backwards, landing on the ground with a thud.
AN drags himself up to Homer. He takes out his sword, laughing hurtfully. He raises it high, the point right at Homer. He brings it down quickly and with all of his strength. Homer slaps his hands together, stopping the blade from striking him.
Homer brings his feet up and then flips AN over him Homer takes the sword and snaps it in half. The sword explodes in a massive energy blast. Homer tumbles away while An gets toss, rolling on the ground. He is now even less powerful, but still dangerous.
Homer shakes his head; his hands are singed and burnt. "Why must I suffer so much pains? It hurts very a lot. You bad man, you go bye-bye now!"
**I shall end it here, I have one small plan left, what is it? I'm not telling you, you will just see if AN or Homer will win. I got one more chapter after the next; you think it's a lot of space to fill? I think not. I bet I will be able to do it I dare you. I am making the chapter I know what to do! I am the most evil of them all. Who thought it was Ned again? Please send an e-mail so I can finish this.