Disclaimers:

Ryuu : Rurouni Kenshin is the property of..*ryuu scans the area looking for Watsuki-sama* he's not here. Rurouni Kenshin is MINE!!!Mwahahaahahaha!!!! MINE and mine ALONE!!!!….ITTTAAAAIIIIII!!!!!!!!

Kaoru : Kenshin is MINE!!! *smacks ryuu with her bokken*

Ryuu : Ouch!!! Okay, okay..he's yours.

Kaoru : remember that!! *smacks ryuu again*

Ryuu : ………*faints*

A/N : Caesar is not mine either. And so does one of his family members here. Umm…no offends to all Caesar's fans out there!!!

CHAPTER TWO

KENSHIN'S

Kenshin looked out of the window, seeing the blue sky while his mind replaying his dream the night he was in Kyoto with his uncle.

 The dream was weird, and yes, weird, strange.

 Maybe it's because the sake his shishou had forced him to drink before he went to sleep. Damn shishou, if he wants to die because of sake, then die alone!!! Hiko had poured a bottle of sake down his mouth when he refused to drink it, and he, being the obedient and baka deshi, just gulped down the liquid. As if I had any chance, he gripped me strong enough to choke me to death.

 Of six nights he spent in Kyoto with him for some 'family reunion', his shishou was quite violent that night, hauling him up by the neck, while pouring down the sake with another hand.  Thanks Kami-sama shishou got only two hands!. He had a dream, a terrible dream and it ended pretty good, well, because the girl was pretty. But then he was attacked by a violent headache that didn't stop until now. Damn shishou, he shoved sake down my ass last night, and he shoved my ass out of Kyoto this morning!!.

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"Kenshin, you're going to marry Caesar-san's daughter. We need you to kill her as soon as the wedding ends." Katsura commanded his ever so efficient hitokiri, the Battousai.

Kenshin stood there unmoving. Marry Caesar's daughter?. Kill her?.

"I want you to execute the order perfectly. We have to find his weaknesses and use it against him. Now, go Battousai." Katsura's voice pierced his confusion away.

What am I?. Battousai?. Who's Battousai?. Am I a soldier, or an assassin?. " Hai, Katsura-san. I understand perfectly." The words flew out freely, without his knowing who the hell Katsura was.

Katsura…Katsura, Kogoro Katsura..I heard his name somewhere. Katsura and Caesar,  I never thought they used to fight each other. What did Japan has to do with Rome anyway. Umm..at least I got to marry a girl in my dream…screw her up before killing her…bad Kenshin, bad Kenshin…

"Mr. Kenshin!!!!!!!! Oh there you are!!!!!!. Come here, oooohhhh..how handsome !!!!!." A loud shrieking voice snapped me out of my thoughts.

A tall woman, wearing a flowing, and see-through white dress was running towards me, and finally manage to catch my neck, and stumble both of us on the floor. Her hair was white, and cut short. Do Romans women wear their hair short at this period?. She staggered to get up, pulling him with her. She was taller than him; he stood just at the level of her neck. He trailed his eyes to look at her hair, her white hair. White hair?. Ororo…I thought only old people have white hair. I was just going to look lower, down her face, her throat, her ahem ahem….when..

"Ahhhh Mr. Kenshin!!!!!. I'm glad you're here!!!!. Let's go get married now!!!!!." She caught me in one of those Okina's super hug, crashing my head to her breasts, stopping all my chance to breathe.

"Ororororo!!!!!." My trademark 'oro' was muffled against her breasts that reminded me of the poor cockroach lab, which died being trapped in between Yumi's boobs.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!!!!. Let me go!!!. You bastard!!!!!." A loud female voice deafened my ears for a moment before I pulled back from the woman's embrace, fearing that it might be the woman's okaasan having heart attack seeing her daughter in such fashion with me.

The sound came from the other room. "Let me go!!!!!." The voice screamed, followed by several curses I had never heard of. I stormed to the room, leaving behind the clinging woman flat on the floor.

"What do you think you're doing?." I asked in a small voice.

"Who are you to speak to me in that manner?." A man with white hair answered my question with a question. I hate it!!!. Why can't he just give me a straight answer?. Who is that girl?. What has she done?. I glanced at the girl, she was wearing a similar dress with everyone around here, a long white dress that flowed until it reached her ankle. Her raven hair was in slight disarray from her struggle with the bodyguard earlier, her face flushed with exertion; her blue eyes were staring back at me…

"Let her go." It was barely audible, but just enough for him to hear, when he didn't do as he was asked, I unsheathed my sakabatou in a fraction of a second and gave them a show unable to be seen by naked eyes. I flew towards the guard who was holding her, knocked him down, and snatched the girl into my arms, fleeing out to a safer place.

When I was sure we're safe enough, I landed, still holding her close to me. She wasn't looking. Her eyes were shut tightly. She's…she's beautiful. She opened one eye, looking at my chest, well, my exposed chest. She looked confused, and opened another eye. She tilted her head up and she was looking straight into my own eyes.

"Are you okay, Kaoru-dono?." I asked her softly, eyes not leaving her bright sapphire ones. Kaoru-dono?. Where did that come from?. Who is Kaoru-dono?. And why did I call her Kaoru-dono?.

She lifted her hand, and laid her fingers on my left cheek, touching my scar there. Oh, Kami!!!. I tightened my hold on her. She smells sweet, like jasmine…ooh, why is it just a dream?…so sweet, so sweet.

Her hand fell down.

And everything turned black.

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When he woke up, he was greeted by his shishou shoving his ass into the bathroom and a hell of headache.

So, the girl's name was Kaoru. Kaoru…hmmm…sweet like her scent.

Soft…soft and smooth like her skin.

And her eyes, brighter than the stars, bluer than the sea…

Well, at least something good came out of shishou's sake.

Can't believe how flirty Caesar's daughter was.

He felt sick just remembering his moment trapped in her breasts.

He shuddered thinking of being married to her.

So, how was it?. Review, my dear. Tell me what you think.

And thanks to :

Chiki : you reviewed all my stories!!!!. Yatta!!! I read your ' when the world revolves around you' and you made me feel really small compared to you.

Hotaru : so, do you like Kenshin in here?.