Howdy, the name's Freak Apple. If your reading this, you probably read
through my entire story THE SOMETHING. Or your just a weirdo reading the
last chapter of a story you never read, hehe. Anyway, if you did read it,
I want to thank you. A lot. I did my best to make the story enjoyable,
keep the Animorphs in character, and capture the style of K.A. Applegate
herself. I couldn't keep my corny jokes and various other craziness out,
though. Sorry bout that, hehe.
One thing I'd like to point out is the title. "THE SOMETHING". Let me just say that wasn't the intended title of my story, I just couldn't think of one when I began. Thus, I titled it "Something". I was going to change the title as soon as I thought of one but guess what. I never did :-D Anyway, I've grown attached to the title so I'm not going to change it.
Another thing, I forgot if I mentioned this, but it occurred to me I never gave a name to the yeerk's Comedy Club. I just kept referring to it as "the club". Hehehe, I suck at naming stuff. It probably doesn't matter much but still, it bugs me.
One more. I just noticed in chapter 4 I had a few religious references. I didn't even catch that and I truly hope it doesn't offend anyone out there. Really. And if you really want me to change it, just review me and I'll re-upload it. Sorry.
Anyway enough of my babbling about my story, it's time to babble about YOU!
Freak Apple - Hehe, I was my first reviewer! Go me! Ok enough about loserly me. . .
A la Queen Isabella - MY FIRST REAL REVIEW EVER!!!!! THANK YOU!!! I have no idea if you ever continued with the story or if you just read the first chapter and stopped. Either way, you gave me my first review and it will always have a special place in my heart. Perhaps in my left atrium? (Sorry, I'm taking AP Biology. I'm starting to make jokes like my teacher. . .**gasp** quick someone give me sugar!!)
Super Hurricane -Whazzzupp buddy? I owe a LOT of this story to you and your suggestions. I hope it turned out okay for you. Oh, and again, I'm sorry for calling Michael Jackson a freak. I'm a freak **makes monkey noises** see? Anyway, thanks for reading I hope you read my next story, I believe I will call it THE ISLAND. Yes, I will be giving it an actual title now. You should get a kick out of it.
Amy Angelbade - Woo hooo! Another quirky in a weird dorky sense person!! Awesome, I thought I was the only one. **hug** Glad you like my story, stick around for my next one. Hopefully I will stay quirky in a weird dorkish sense, since it amuses some people. Most people think I'm just an annoying loser **sniff** Oh well, I was made for people to laugh and make fun of me. I love it!
Early - One of my favorite writers on FF.net. Your stories are awesome and I hope I will be able to write like you one day. And update them, dangit! Hehe. Anyway, yeah, thanks for saying my story is not a load of crap.
Oedipal Kat - You think my chapter titles are absolutely insane, eh? Well, I agree. Hehe. And I wouldn't have it any other way. I just do weird freakish things like that. Hope no one minds. Thanks for enjoying and happy to hear you didn't think it was crap either! You are commanding me to write more stuff? **salute** YES MA'AM!
Stink E. Burrito - I love your name!! Grrr, I want that name!! Oh well, glad you enjoyed my story. And my notes and disclaimers too. Most people don't get my dorky sense of humor, except for mah buddy Amy Angelblade over there **waves**. I promise I'll write a new fic soon. Go put your wrath away, hehe. Thanks for reading!
DawnofEast - Yeah, I get a little lazy with the reviewing too. It's cool, though you actually did review. Thanks for pointing out my weak points, I'm totally trying to fix them. I re-read some of the chapters and found that you're right. No, I don't want to be a writer when I grow up. I don't think its that big a loss to the world of literature though, hehehe. I am serious about being an astronaut, and I kinda think Animorphs had something to do with it. I hope you read my next fic so you could, y'know, gimme some pointers and stuff? Oh, and what's a beta-reader?
Jctigerwolf4e - Hehe, Jake and Cassie fan huh? Cool, I'm more a Tobias- Rachel person myself. Anyway, I've said it before and I'll say it again. You should write more fics. I read your other one and I liked it. Don't give up now, buddy! And thanks for reading and reviewing all those times.
Flash1038 - Whoa, a Marco and Rachel person. Now you don't see that everyday. **ponders that over** actually, I think you're totally right. Maybe there is something there. . .hmm. . .I'll definitely have to look into that. Actually, that would make a GREAT idea for. . .uh. . .**grins mischieviously*. . .nah maybe in another story. . .
Lauren - HECK YEAH LOONEY PEOPLE RULE!!!!
Philip (Triple Point) Walker - Whazzzzuppp?? Hehe. Thanks for pointing out the Erek thing. Twice. I don't know how I missed it the first time. Anyway, yeah, the Animorphs told a little **lowers voice and whispers** fib. **Gasp!** You think I'm the master of fear and torture? Awww, get outta here **blushes** And thanks for reviewing! And its true, the Animorphs never get cool stuff. But hey, I let them handle a Dracon beam this time! I always wanted to try one. . .
EsotericEric - Thanks for the review! You actually sat there on a pretty Friday afternoon to read my story? **gawks at Eric** Welcome to my world! Hehehehe. On Fridays if I'm not in front of the computer, I'm usually eating something high in saturated fat or sniffing people. I'll definitely keep my eyes peeled for your stories.
Nith - Glad you enjoyed. I am working on a sequel, and I should upload the first chapter pretty soon. Three sequels? Hehe, I could see me doing that. . .Well, I'll just concentrate on this one first. It's gonna be called THE ISLAND, unless the voices in my head tell me otherwise.
Jinako-Chan - Last but not least. . . .JINAKOOOO-CHAAAAAN! Heyyyy, buddy, I know I shouldn't pick favorite reviewers but **nudges you in the ribs** Nah, I'm kidding, I love all the reviewers. SPREAD THE LOVE, HOMEYS! Thanks for giving me all the energy-pumped reviews! And I forgive you for trying to kill me with peanuts, hehe. And keep writing your Threads of Fate, dangit! Hurry up! Faster!! **grabs Jinako-Chan and shoves her into the computer chair** NOW! GO! Oh, and Burger King? It can kick McDonald's boot-tay!
I know there were others who reviewed but I'm feeling unbelievably lazy all of a sudden. It's not personal or anything. THANKS FOR YOUR REVIEWS!!
And for the rest of you who might review after I write this chapter, I want to thank you too! You know, it's never too late to voice your opinion, I just might decide to re-do a chapter because someone gave me a really good idea.
If you really wanna tell me something, my email is now on my profile.
THE ULTIMATE DISCLAIMER: **takes deep breath** Alright, I DO NOT own or intend to offend. . .
anything included in the Animorph series, Ms. Feingold (she's MY English teacher), Chris Rock, Xena: Warrior Princess, Michael Jackson, Doritos, The Brady Bunch, Sailor Moon, Cartoon Network, the Pringles slogan, salami and peanut butter sandwiches (that was invented by my friend), Gregor Mendel, Cinnabon, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs ("High-ho. . ."), Nintendo's Metroid: Prime, Batman, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Full House, LaZBoy, the Cretaceous Period, Ax fighting with his hooves (I got that from another fic), the Funeral Song, the Graduation Song, the Wedding March, the decision method of drawing straws, the theory of Probability, Crop circles, the Chinese New Year dragon, Cheetos, the idea light bulb, Budweiser, the jiffy, Burger King, and Romeo and Juliet **gasps for air.** I don't even own this disclaimer, I got the ultimate disclaimer idea from L. Emmist.
BUT I DO OWN: The story, Rina the controller, the Greenway building, the Sharing's Comedy Club, the petrified mouse, Ax's method of disabling Gleet Biofilters, the Controller with the eyebrow piercing, the Mercora tunnel, Snake-Boy, Marco's rendition of the Power Rangers theme, the Mercora anatomy, glowing vegetables, the Mercora cave painting with the short Marco and big-thighed Rachel, the First Battle, Nogmert, Ghanin, Nuke, Spirits of Garn, Mercora applause, Mercora women and children, the tunnels and shrine room, the Jake-Cassie love message, Evlan 913, the Tomato-Licking Billy Goats, and finally. . .MARKY-O's!!!!!
That's it, this is completely done. Hehe, yeah that's redundant (vocab word!) I don't give a hoot. Well, keep your eyes peeled (ewwww) for my next story, coming to a FanFiction.Net near you! **Throws some confetti in the air** I already have a rough idea about what its going to be about, but I could always use your help. Also, maybe someday I'll figure out how to make things bold, italics, and indented. Can anyone help me with that?
If you want to read some other little fics, click my pretty blue name name to see my profile and all the fics I've written. They were just little ideas to clear out my brain, I didn't spend nearly as much time on them as I did on THE SOMETHING. I'm gonna take this opportunity to squeeze in some pluggage:
THE CONFUSION: If you are truly bored and don't mind some complete stupidity/retardedness, read this! I warn you, it's all just a parody, everyone's out of character, and there are a few questionable words and situations **wink wink** Judging from the reviews, some people liked it, even thought it was funny. Maybe you will too. Or maybe you will just think I'm stupid and stop reading my stuff forever :- (
THE CONNECTION: Short, cute little thing I wrote when the voices in my head were talking too much. About the Animorphs before the whole construction site thing. I think it's cute. . .
HARRY POTTER AND APPARATER'S ED: If you're a Harry Potter fan, you know how you have to take an Apparating test before you are allowed to apparate in the wizarding world. Well, I decided to make apparating like driving. So Harry, Ron, and Hermione have to go through Apparating school to get their apparating licenses. At least we know none of them will be denting any trashcans. . .
AND MORE TO COME. . .
Also, under my "favorite stories" list I got some great fics that I loved (they're mostly stupidly funny). Check that out too.
And so, until next time, this is Freak Apple, signing out. It's over, go home. Go. Eat some Oreos! (I do not own Oreos, Nabisco Foods does.) **grabs all the reviewers hands and forces them to do the Electric Slide** It's electric, BOOGIE-WOOGIE-WOOGIE! **juggles parking cones**
THE SOMETHING by Freak Apple started February 7, 2003 completed March 28, 2003
One thing I'd like to point out is the title. "THE SOMETHING". Let me just say that wasn't the intended title of my story, I just couldn't think of one when I began. Thus, I titled it "Something". I was going to change the title as soon as I thought of one but guess what. I never did :-D Anyway, I've grown attached to the title so I'm not going to change it.
Another thing, I forgot if I mentioned this, but it occurred to me I never gave a name to the yeerk's Comedy Club. I just kept referring to it as "the club". Hehehe, I suck at naming stuff. It probably doesn't matter much but still, it bugs me.
One more. I just noticed in chapter 4 I had a few religious references. I didn't even catch that and I truly hope it doesn't offend anyone out there. Really. And if you really want me to change it, just review me and I'll re-upload it. Sorry.
Anyway enough of my babbling about my story, it's time to babble about YOU!
Freak Apple - Hehe, I was my first reviewer! Go me! Ok enough about loserly me. . .
A la Queen Isabella - MY FIRST REAL REVIEW EVER!!!!! THANK YOU!!! I have no idea if you ever continued with the story or if you just read the first chapter and stopped. Either way, you gave me my first review and it will always have a special place in my heart. Perhaps in my left atrium? (Sorry, I'm taking AP Biology. I'm starting to make jokes like my teacher. . .**gasp** quick someone give me sugar!!)
Super Hurricane -Whazzzupp buddy? I owe a LOT of this story to you and your suggestions. I hope it turned out okay for you. Oh, and again, I'm sorry for calling Michael Jackson a freak. I'm a freak **makes monkey noises** see? Anyway, thanks for reading I hope you read my next story, I believe I will call it THE ISLAND. Yes, I will be giving it an actual title now. You should get a kick out of it.
Amy Angelbade - Woo hooo! Another quirky in a weird dorky sense person!! Awesome, I thought I was the only one. **hug** Glad you like my story, stick around for my next one. Hopefully I will stay quirky in a weird dorkish sense, since it amuses some people. Most people think I'm just an annoying loser **sniff** Oh well, I was made for people to laugh and make fun of me. I love it!
Early - One of my favorite writers on FF.net. Your stories are awesome and I hope I will be able to write like you one day. And update them, dangit! Hehe. Anyway, yeah, thanks for saying my story is not a load of crap.
Oedipal Kat - You think my chapter titles are absolutely insane, eh? Well, I agree. Hehe. And I wouldn't have it any other way. I just do weird freakish things like that. Hope no one minds. Thanks for enjoying and happy to hear you didn't think it was crap either! You are commanding me to write more stuff? **salute** YES MA'AM!
Stink E. Burrito - I love your name!! Grrr, I want that name!! Oh well, glad you enjoyed my story. And my notes and disclaimers too. Most people don't get my dorky sense of humor, except for mah buddy Amy Angelblade over there **waves**. I promise I'll write a new fic soon. Go put your wrath away, hehe. Thanks for reading!
DawnofEast - Yeah, I get a little lazy with the reviewing too. It's cool, though you actually did review. Thanks for pointing out my weak points, I'm totally trying to fix them. I re-read some of the chapters and found that you're right. No, I don't want to be a writer when I grow up. I don't think its that big a loss to the world of literature though, hehehe. I am serious about being an astronaut, and I kinda think Animorphs had something to do with it. I hope you read my next fic so you could, y'know, gimme some pointers and stuff? Oh, and what's a beta-reader?
Jctigerwolf4e - Hehe, Jake and Cassie fan huh? Cool, I'm more a Tobias- Rachel person myself. Anyway, I've said it before and I'll say it again. You should write more fics. I read your other one and I liked it. Don't give up now, buddy! And thanks for reading and reviewing all those times.
Flash1038 - Whoa, a Marco and Rachel person. Now you don't see that everyday. **ponders that over** actually, I think you're totally right. Maybe there is something there. . .hmm. . .I'll definitely have to look into that. Actually, that would make a GREAT idea for. . .uh. . .**grins mischieviously*. . .nah maybe in another story. . .
Lauren - HECK YEAH LOONEY PEOPLE RULE!!!!
Philip (Triple Point) Walker - Whazzzzuppp?? Hehe. Thanks for pointing out the Erek thing. Twice. I don't know how I missed it the first time. Anyway, yeah, the Animorphs told a little **lowers voice and whispers** fib. **Gasp!** You think I'm the master of fear and torture? Awww, get outta here **blushes** And thanks for reviewing! And its true, the Animorphs never get cool stuff. But hey, I let them handle a Dracon beam this time! I always wanted to try one. . .
EsotericEric - Thanks for the review! You actually sat there on a pretty Friday afternoon to read my story? **gawks at Eric** Welcome to my world! Hehehehe. On Fridays if I'm not in front of the computer, I'm usually eating something high in saturated fat or sniffing people. I'll definitely keep my eyes peeled for your stories.
Nith - Glad you enjoyed. I am working on a sequel, and I should upload the first chapter pretty soon. Three sequels? Hehe, I could see me doing that. . .Well, I'll just concentrate on this one first. It's gonna be called THE ISLAND, unless the voices in my head tell me otherwise.
Jinako-Chan - Last but not least. . . .JINAKOOOO-CHAAAAAN! Heyyyy, buddy, I know I shouldn't pick favorite reviewers but **nudges you in the ribs** Nah, I'm kidding, I love all the reviewers. SPREAD THE LOVE, HOMEYS! Thanks for giving me all the energy-pumped reviews! And I forgive you for trying to kill me with peanuts, hehe. And keep writing your Threads of Fate, dangit! Hurry up! Faster!! **grabs Jinako-Chan and shoves her into the computer chair** NOW! GO! Oh, and Burger King? It can kick McDonald's boot-tay!
I know there were others who reviewed but I'm feeling unbelievably lazy all of a sudden. It's not personal or anything. THANKS FOR YOUR REVIEWS!!
And for the rest of you who might review after I write this chapter, I want to thank you too! You know, it's never too late to voice your opinion, I just might decide to re-do a chapter because someone gave me a really good idea.
If you really wanna tell me something, my email is now on my profile.
THE ULTIMATE DISCLAIMER: **takes deep breath** Alright, I DO NOT own or intend to offend. . .
anything included in the Animorph series, Ms. Feingold (she's MY English teacher), Chris Rock, Xena: Warrior Princess, Michael Jackson, Doritos, The Brady Bunch, Sailor Moon, Cartoon Network, the Pringles slogan, salami and peanut butter sandwiches (that was invented by my friend), Gregor Mendel, Cinnabon, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs ("High-ho. . ."), Nintendo's Metroid: Prime, Batman, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Full House, LaZBoy, the Cretaceous Period, Ax fighting with his hooves (I got that from another fic), the Funeral Song, the Graduation Song, the Wedding March, the decision method of drawing straws, the theory of Probability, Crop circles, the Chinese New Year dragon, Cheetos, the idea light bulb, Budweiser, the jiffy, Burger King, and Romeo and Juliet **gasps for air.** I don't even own this disclaimer, I got the ultimate disclaimer idea from L. Emmist.
BUT I DO OWN: The story, Rina the controller, the Greenway building, the Sharing's Comedy Club, the petrified mouse, Ax's method of disabling Gleet Biofilters, the Controller with the eyebrow piercing, the Mercora tunnel, Snake-Boy, Marco's rendition of the Power Rangers theme, the Mercora anatomy, glowing vegetables, the Mercora cave painting with the short Marco and big-thighed Rachel, the First Battle, Nogmert, Ghanin, Nuke, Spirits of Garn, Mercora applause, Mercora women and children, the tunnels and shrine room, the Jake-Cassie love message, Evlan 913, the Tomato-Licking Billy Goats, and finally. . .MARKY-O's!!!!!
That's it, this is completely done. Hehe, yeah that's redundant (vocab word!) I don't give a hoot. Well, keep your eyes peeled (ewwww) for my next story, coming to a FanFiction.Net near you! **Throws some confetti in the air** I already have a rough idea about what its going to be about, but I could always use your help. Also, maybe someday I'll figure out how to make things bold, italics, and indented. Can anyone help me with that?
If you want to read some other little fics, click my pretty blue name name to see my profile and all the fics I've written. They were just little ideas to clear out my brain, I didn't spend nearly as much time on them as I did on THE SOMETHING. I'm gonna take this opportunity to squeeze in some pluggage:
THE CONFUSION: If you are truly bored and don't mind some complete stupidity/retardedness, read this! I warn you, it's all just a parody, everyone's out of character, and there are a few questionable words and situations **wink wink** Judging from the reviews, some people liked it, even thought it was funny. Maybe you will too. Or maybe you will just think I'm stupid and stop reading my stuff forever :- (
THE CONNECTION: Short, cute little thing I wrote when the voices in my head were talking too much. About the Animorphs before the whole construction site thing. I think it's cute. . .
HARRY POTTER AND APPARATER'S ED: If you're a Harry Potter fan, you know how you have to take an Apparating test before you are allowed to apparate in the wizarding world. Well, I decided to make apparating like driving. So Harry, Ron, and Hermione have to go through Apparating school to get their apparating licenses. At least we know none of them will be denting any trashcans. . .
AND MORE TO COME. . .
Also, under my "favorite stories" list I got some great fics that I loved (they're mostly stupidly funny). Check that out too.
And so, until next time, this is Freak Apple, signing out. It's over, go home. Go. Eat some Oreos! (I do not own Oreos, Nabisco Foods does.) **grabs all the reviewers hands and forces them to do the Electric Slide** It's electric, BOOGIE-WOOGIE-WOOGIE! **juggles parking cones**
THE SOMETHING by Freak Apple started February 7, 2003 completed March 28, 2003