Sugar and Spice
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: " We have three realistic alternatives: 1. Sit here and get blown up, 2 Stand here and get blown up, 3 Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up. "
Hey all my loyal readers, how i love your reviews, here is more..it gets so much funnier now, tee hee.
Chapter 7 - Punishment sucks
"It won't be any harm, they said. They won't catch us, they said", muttered Jean.
"Oh come on, we call all be wrong sometimes!", snapped Kitty.
All the mutants, plus Amanda, were stood in front of a pacing Haloway.
"I can't belive you people have such a disregard for the rules!", she said as she paced like a tiger in a zoo, "first of all you break into the camp when the rules say you stay outside, and then you use your powers to get in. It is outageous!".
"We're..sorry?", tried Amara with a nervous laugh.
"Sorry doesn't cut it!", snarled Haloway, "you will all be punished. Get in the jeep!".
A few minutes later, the jeep pulled up, next to a lake. Haloway pointed to a small motorboat.
"Get in", she said.
The girls did as they were told and Haloway drove them to a small island in the middle of the lake...well more like a large rock in the middle of the lake. She shoved them out and looked at them.
"You'll all stay there to think about your actions", she said, "i'll be back for you in five hours".
Without another word, she sped off, ignoring the girls yells of injustice.
"Well, this is just dandy!", snapped Tabitha, sitting heavily on a rock and putting her chin in her hands.
"My hair will go all frizzy!", wailed Amara, "i can't stay on this island!".
"Well...we're stuck here now, Haloways gone", said Amanda, pointing at the retreating boat.
"What do we do?", said Kitty with a sigh, "we can't just sit in silence!".
"I spy with my little eye, something beginining with W", said Tabby bordely.
"Oh geee, could it be WATER?!", shouted Rogue, "again?. All we have is water and dirt. That's it. A'h can't take bein' on this rinky dink little island a momnet longer!!!!".
Everyone stared at Rogue, who blinked.
"Sorry...a'h don't know where that came from", she said with a sigh, "so...how long HAVE we been here".
"An hour and half", spoke up Wanda, who had been quiet since she had stepped foot on the rock.
"That's all?", said Tabby, "okay, i was saving this for night time, but this is an emergency. We need some serious girl talk".
"I don't do 'girl talk'", said Wanda flatly.
"I know, that's because you're living in Moron Mannor with the Brainless Boys", said Tabby, "i was completely unfeminine after spending time there too".
"Ditto", said Rogue with a sigh.
"Okay then, it's settled", said Amara with a giggled, siting down on a rock, "who's first?".
"I didn't say i was doing anythi....", started Wanda, then sighed, "oh what the heck, it's not like we have anything else to do".
The girls sat down in a circle.
"I'll go first!", said Kitty cheerfully, "did anyone see the new sweater that Kylie wore. It's gonna be top of the range!".
"I'd like to change my decision", said Wanda, getting up, "i'll go sit back over on the other side of the rock".
"Oh no you don't", said Rogue, "if i have ta suffer this, so do you".
"Yes", said Tabby, "once one enters the circle, one cannot exit it".
Wanda sat down with a sigh, once again turning her mind to ways of disembowling her sibling once she returned home...if she returned home. It was then a thought occured to her.
"What if they don't come back for us?", she asked, blinking, "what if they leave us here?".
"They won't do that", said Kitty with a chuckle, "....will they?".
"I can't be left here!", said Amanda, standing up in a panic, "i can't leave Kurt all alone!".
"What about me?!", said Amara, "i haven't even had my first kiss yet!".
The girl's stared at her.
"Did i just....say that out loud?", she said, then crossed her arms, "welll, i'm sorry but i can't be the only girl here who hasn't kissed a guy!".
"A'hm ignoring this conversation right now!", snapped Rogue.
"Appart from Rogue", added Amara, "obviously...sorry Rogue. Well?".
The other girls shifted uncomfortably.
"Oh great, so now i'm the odd one out?", said Amara, throwing her hands in the air, "great!".
"Well..it's kind abvious for me, Amara", said Amanda, trying to make the princess feel better, "i have a boyfriend. But those three haven't!".
"Yeah guys", said Amara with a smirk, "if you guys are still single, who could you have kissed?".
"Is that a stick?", said Tabby, picking up a twig from the floor, "what an interesting stick!".
"Oh look, a bird", said Wanda.
"I'm gonna go look at rocks", said Kitty.
"You guys are avoiding the question", said Amanda, crossing her arms.
"Who's avoiding?", said Kitty with a nervous giggle, "not avoiding anything me. Tra la la".
"Oh come on", said Rogue, butting into the conversation, "it's OBVIOUS who Kitty kissed. It was the rock slider, wasn't it?".
Kitty blinked, bit her lip, then shook her head. Leaving the other girls to do a double take and stare at her.
"But...were'nt you guys...dating?", asked Amara.
"Yeah", said Kitty, "but Lance wasn't my FIRST kiss".
"Oooooooh gossip time!", said Tabby, dropping her twig and running over to Kitty, "who was it, huh?, huh?, huh?".
"No way!", said Kitty, "if you're keeping your's a secret, so am i!".
Tabby gave an inward sigh, looked to the ground, took a deep breath...then muttered something uncomprehensable.
"What was that?", said Kitty with a cruel giggle, "we didn't quite catch that".
Tabby gave Kitty a look that could melt a glacier.
"Roberto, alright!?", she shouted, "my firt kiss was with ROBERTO DE COSTA!".
*De Costa De Costa De Costa*, echoed the valley.
"Happy now!", shouted Tabby, who slumped down onto a rock.
"No way", said Rogue, blinking, "when?".
"Not long after we arrived at the instsitute", said Tabby, "shut up, it was a stupid mistake, okay?. Geez!".
"It's okay Tabby", said Amara, patting Tabby on the shoulder, "it could have been worse. At least you didn't kiss the Toad".
Wanda suddenly fell itno a coughing fit, which made the others look at her. Wanda blinked.
"Dusty throat", she said with a shrug.
"No!", said Rogue, staring at her with wide eyes, "you didn't!".
"Didn't do what?", said Wanda, standing up, "i haven't confessed to anything. I haven't done anything! This game is stupid, i'm gonna sit on the other side of the rock!".
"Wanda, you can't escape us, the rock is only twelve foot wide!", shouted Amanda.
"Don't care!", shouted Wanda.
"Awwww, come on Wanda", said Kitty with a giggle, "you know, you've kind made it obvious that you...".
"Silence!", shouted Wanda, "i haven't said anything. I only coughed. Man, it's not like i admited to kissing Toa...oh damn it!".
The other girls blinked, before falling to the ground and laughing.
"Oh man!....this is rich!", said Tabby, "and i though I had it bad!".
The girls were suddenly hit by a wave of water that appeared from nowhere.
"That was uncalled for Wanda", said Rogue, squeasing the water out of her bangs.
Wanda narrowed her eyes and truged off to sit on a rock...of course the island being so very small provided not very much privacy.
"Don't be like that Wanda", shouted Amara with a giggle, "it can't be that bad being kissed by a guy with a six foot long tounge".
"La la la la la la la", sand Wanda, sticking her fingers in her ears, "i can't hear you la la la la...oh my God!. I'm acting like my brother!".
She spun around and turned to Kitty.
"What about you?", she snapped, "YOU passed the buck and tried to avoid them asking you!".
Kitty gave a nervous giggle.
"Oh..it really doesn't...".
"I have just suffered a great humiliation", said Wanda, her voice dripping with venom, "you speak now....or you won't get off this rock alive".
Kitty looked at Wanda...she wasn't kidding. She sighed and closed her eyes, then muttered something quietly....Tabby caught it.
"Webber?", she said, "that geeky computer geek dude?".
"The one that tried to kill us all in the mansion?", said Rogue.
Kitty nodded.
"Okay", said Tabby, "i take it back, Kitty you have far beaten Wanda in the nastiest first kiss area. I mean at least Toad's a LITTLE dangerous, but a geek?. Ewwwwww, that's just wrong!".
"Rub it in why don't ya", muttered Kitty, sitting on a rock.
Suddenly, a sound came across the lake...the boat was coming to collect them.
There we go!. Did you have fun?. I did. I was kinda down, so i thought, how can i write a comedy without making it down and out?. But it cheered me up no end, whoot!. Please review...i don't know what's ahppening next time...i'll think of something. Until next time....
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: " We have three realistic alternatives: 1. Sit here and get blown up, 2 Stand here and get blown up, 3 Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up. "
Hey all my loyal readers, how i love your reviews, here is more..it gets so much funnier now, tee hee.
Chapter 7 - Punishment sucks
"It won't be any harm, they said. They won't catch us, they said", muttered Jean.
"Oh come on, we call all be wrong sometimes!", snapped Kitty.
All the mutants, plus Amanda, were stood in front of a pacing Haloway.
"I can't belive you people have such a disregard for the rules!", she said as she paced like a tiger in a zoo, "first of all you break into the camp when the rules say you stay outside, and then you use your powers to get in. It is outageous!".
"We're..sorry?", tried Amara with a nervous laugh.
"Sorry doesn't cut it!", snarled Haloway, "you will all be punished. Get in the jeep!".
A few minutes later, the jeep pulled up, next to a lake. Haloway pointed to a small motorboat.
"Get in", she said.
The girls did as they were told and Haloway drove them to a small island in the middle of the lake...well more like a large rock in the middle of the lake. She shoved them out and looked at them.
"You'll all stay there to think about your actions", she said, "i'll be back for you in five hours".
Without another word, she sped off, ignoring the girls yells of injustice.
"Well, this is just dandy!", snapped Tabitha, sitting heavily on a rock and putting her chin in her hands.
"My hair will go all frizzy!", wailed Amara, "i can't stay on this island!".
"Well...we're stuck here now, Haloways gone", said Amanda, pointing at the retreating boat.
"What do we do?", said Kitty with a sigh, "we can't just sit in silence!".
"I spy with my little eye, something beginining with W", said Tabby bordely.
"Oh geee, could it be WATER?!", shouted Rogue, "again?. All we have is water and dirt. That's it. A'h can't take bein' on this rinky dink little island a momnet longer!!!!".
Everyone stared at Rogue, who blinked.
"Sorry...a'h don't know where that came from", she said with a sigh, "so...how long HAVE we been here".
"An hour and half", spoke up Wanda, who had been quiet since she had stepped foot on the rock.
"That's all?", said Tabby, "okay, i was saving this for night time, but this is an emergency. We need some serious girl talk".
"I don't do 'girl talk'", said Wanda flatly.
"I know, that's because you're living in Moron Mannor with the Brainless Boys", said Tabby, "i was completely unfeminine after spending time there too".
"Ditto", said Rogue with a sigh.
"Okay then, it's settled", said Amara with a giggled, siting down on a rock, "who's first?".
"I didn't say i was doing anythi....", started Wanda, then sighed, "oh what the heck, it's not like we have anything else to do".
The girls sat down in a circle.
"I'll go first!", said Kitty cheerfully, "did anyone see the new sweater that Kylie wore. It's gonna be top of the range!".
"I'd like to change my decision", said Wanda, getting up, "i'll go sit back over on the other side of the rock".
"Oh no you don't", said Rogue, "if i have ta suffer this, so do you".
"Yes", said Tabby, "once one enters the circle, one cannot exit it".
Wanda sat down with a sigh, once again turning her mind to ways of disembowling her sibling once she returned home...if she returned home. It was then a thought occured to her.
"What if they don't come back for us?", she asked, blinking, "what if they leave us here?".
"They won't do that", said Kitty with a chuckle, "....will they?".
"I can't be left here!", said Amanda, standing up in a panic, "i can't leave Kurt all alone!".
"What about me?!", said Amara, "i haven't even had my first kiss yet!".
The girl's stared at her.
"Did i just....say that out loud?", she said, then crossed her arms, "welll, i'm sorry but i can't be the only girl here who hasn't kissed a guy!".
"A'hm ignoring this conversation right now!", snapped Rogue.
"Appart from Rogue", added Amara, "obviously...sorry Rogue. Well?".
The other girls shifted uncomfortably.
"Oh great, so now i'm the odd one out?", said Amara, throwing her hands in the air, "great!".
"Well..it's kind abvious for me, Amara", said Amanda, trying to make the princess feel better, "i have a boyfriend. But those three haven't!".
"Yeah guys", said Amara with a smirk, "if you guys are still single, who could you have kissed?".
"Is that a stick?", said Tabby, picking up a twig from the floor, "what an interesting stick!".
"Oh look, a bird", said Wanda.
"I'm gonna go look at rocks", said Kitty.
"You guys are avoiding the question", said Amanda, crossing her arms.
"Who's avoiding?", said Kitty with a nervous giggle, "not avoiding anything me. Tra la la".
"Oh come on", said Rogue, butting into the conversation, "it's OBVIOUS who Kitty kissed. It was the rock slider, wasn't it?".
Kitty blinked, bit her lip, then shook her head. Leaving the other girls to do a double take and stare at her.
"But...were'nt you guys...dating?", asked Amara.
"Yeah", said Kitty, "but Lance wasn't my FIRST kiss".
"Oooooooh gossip time!", said Tabby, dropping her twig and running over to Kitty, "who was it, huh?, huh?, huh?".
"No way!", said Kitty, "if you're keeping your's a secret, so am i!".
Tabby gave an inward sigh, looked to the ground, took a deep breath...then muttered something uncomprehensable.
"What was that?", said Kitty with a cruel giggle, "we didn't quite catch that".
Tabby gave Kitty a look that could melt a glacier.
"Roberto, alright!?", she shouted, "my firt kiss was with ROBERTO DE COSTA!".
*De Costa De Costa De Costa*, echoed the valley.
"Happy now!", shouted Tabby, who slumped down onto a rock.
"No way", said Rogue, blinking, "when?".
"Not long after we arrived at the instsitute", said Tabby, "shut up, it was a stupid mistake, okay?. Geez!".
"It's okay Tabby", said Amara, patting Tabby on the shoulder, "it could have been worse. At least you didn't kiss the Toad".
Wanda suddenly fell itno a coughing fit, which made the others look at her. Wanda blinked.
"Dusty throat", she said with a shrug.
"No!", said Rogue, staring at her with wide eyes, "you didn't!".
"Didn't do what?", said Wanda, standing up, "i haven't confessed to anything. I haven't done anything! This game is stupid, i'm gonna sit on the other side of the rock!".
"Wanda, you can't escape us, the rock is only twelve foot wide!", shouted Amanda.
"Don't care!", shouted Wanda.
"Awwww, come on Wanda", said Kitty with a giggle, "you know, you've kind made it obvious that you...".
"Silence!", shouted Wanda, "i haven't said anything. I only coughed. Man, it's not like i admited to kissing Toa...oh damn it!".
The other girls blinked, before falling to the ground and laughing.
"Oh man!....this is rich!", said Tabby, "and i though I had it bad!".
The girls were suddenly hit by a wave of water that appeared from nowhere.
"That was uncalled for Wanda", said Rogue, squeasing the water out of her bangs.
Wanda narrowed her eyes and truged off to sit on a rock...of course the island being so very small provided not very much privacy.
"Don't be like that Wanda", shouted Amara with a giggle, "it can't be that bad being kissed by a guy with a six foot long tounge".
"La la la la la la la", sand Wanda, sticking her fingers in her ears, "i can't hear you la la la la...oh my God!. I'm acting like my brother!".
She spun around and turned to Kitty.
"What about you?", she snapped, "YOU passed the buck and tried to avoid them asking you!".
Kitty gave a nervous giggle.
"Oh..it really doesn't...".
"I have just suffered a great humiliation", said Wanda, her voice dripping with venom, "you speak now....or you won't get off this rock alive".
Kitty looked at Wanda...she wasn't kidding. She sighed and closed her eyes, then muttered something quietly....Tabby caught it.
"Webber?", she said, "that geeky computer geek dude?".
"The one that tried to kill us all in the mansion?", said Rogue.
Kitty nodded.
"Okay", said Tabby, "i take it back, Kitty you have far beaten Wanda in the nastiest first kiss area. I mean at least Toad's a LITTLE dangerous, but a geek?. Ewwwwww, that's just wrong!".
"Rub it in why don't ya", muttered Kitty, sitting on a rock.
Suddenly, a sound came across the lake...the boat was coming to collect them.
There we go!. Did you have fun?. I did. I was kinda down, so i thought, how can i write a comedy without making it down and out?. But it cheered me up no end, whoot!. Please review...i don't know what's ahppening next time...i'll think of something. Until next time....