Sugar and Spice
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "To alcohol ... the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"
To the person know as 'Me'. I would love to send you some of my quotes and where they are from, but i'll have to stick them all together, so it may take awhile. OKay then people, i am surprised so many people though i was going to have Todd and Wanda get married. Our survey said EH EH, did you really think i was going to let it be THAT simple? Tsk tsk, i thought you knew me. Whaooahahahahaha!!! Okay, the first line was jypped from freinds, but it does best describe the drunken state of our newlyweds.
Okay i am sorry that i haven't updated for a while, but ff.net wouldn't let me upload. Apperntely my Jerry Springer Evo fic was an infringment of the story rules. Why i don't know, 'cause i wrote it back when i was STARTING out. Why delete it NOW?!!! Oooooooohhh i am SOOOO mad!!!!
Chapter 20 - The worlds worst hangover.
******
"Well hellooooo Mr Kitty".
"Well helloooo Mrs Roberto".
Kurt and Amanda blinked as they watched Kitty and Roberto stumble out of the chappel, very obviously plastered and singing the theme from Titanic, instead of the wedding march. Kitty flung her bouquet, which firmly landed in the hands of Wanda as she walked in, followed by Todd.
"That's the THIRD sign today", she mused, then did a double take, "was that Kitty?".
"Vhat are you two doing here?", said Kurt, glaring at them.
Todd and Wanda blinked, noticing the elopees.
"We were.......lookin' for...you guys!. Yeah!, that's right", said Todd with a nervous laugh, "we're not allowed back in the hotel, so we decided to stop you two from gettin' hitched".
"Yes", said Wanda, nodding wildly, "that's why were came to the wedding chappel. Yep. You two haven't got married yet...have you?".
"No", said Amanda, "we were ABOUT to, until Roberto and Kitty drunkenly walked out, as MAN AND WIFE!!!!!!".
"Oooooohhh, Scott's not going to like this", said Kurt.
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"They did WHAT?!!!!!".
Todd winced at Scott's high tone. He had snuck through hotel security into Jeans room, where Scott had been holding Jean's hair up for her while she leaned over the toilet, making gurgly noises. He'd been there all night.....he was very tired.
"They got....married", said Todd, "but the good news is, is we stopped Amanda and Kurt from getting married".
"Oh well, that's okay then", quipped Scott sarcastically, "They could be anywhere in the city by now!....what were you and Wanda doing in a wedding chappel?".
"Err....looking for Kurt and Amanda", said Todd, then sighed, "we have a little teeny tiny ever so small problem too".
"What now?", moaned Scott.
"Me and Wanda have ta be out of the state in about four hours", he said, "she was caught for under-age gambling and they took her earnings away. We're both banned from the state of Nevada".
Scott blinked, he had no response in words to this....so he started to cry.
*****
Kitty groaned from her hotel bed.....wait was this her room?....was this even her hotel?. She put a hand to her head, wondering how much she had actually drunk that night, when she noticed a lump in the bed next to her. She blinked...okay, now she was worried. After a moments hesitation, she gave the lump a poke.
"Ugh", said the lump.
The lump shifted position until Roberto's head popped out from uner the covers. He looked at Kitty confused.
"Kitty?", he blinked, "why are we in the same bed?".
Kitty blinked, then narrowed her eyes straining to remember.
"We all went drinking, Jean came onto Pietro.....and then its a blank", she said, "you got anything?".
"I can't..remember", he said, "i know it involved...grapes?".
"I almost had it for a second there...it's gone now...is that a tattoo?".
"Where?!".
Roberto sat up and starined to look at the back of his shoulder. Kitty attempted to focus her eyes on reading it.
"Elvis lives", she said, then shrugged, "..okay".
Roberto groaned, okay, it was starting to hurt now. He moved his shoulder to find it felt like someone has seloptaped sharp, pointy things into his skin. He sighed and started to get out of bed before stopping, looking down and getting back in quickly, wide-eyed.
"What?", said Kitty.
"Are you naked too?".
Kitty furrowed her brow at this bizare question. What on earth was he going on about? She lifted up the covers and glanced down. She pulled her head back and blinked.
"What did we do?".
******
A few hours later found the whole gang in a diner, they had left a note on both Kitty and Roberto's doors, telling them to go there, that was all. Amara had pointed out it may not have been the best of ideas to put the fact they had become a married couple on a note. Everyone had agreeed. Todd and Wanda had been 'escorted' to the boundary of Nevada and were waiting to be pciked up, hopefully before Todd would pass out from being in a desert environment. It wasn't long before Roberto and Kitty stumbled into the diner and sat down, to see people either smiling at the stupidly, or scowling at them.
"Good morning", said Tabby cheerfully, "you guys have fun?".
"Coffee", muttered Roberto, wincing as he shrugged his shoulder, "i thought i was too young for someone to agree to give me a tattoo".
"You're too young for alot of things", said Lance with a chuckle.
"Yeah, a tattoo's the LEAST of your worries", pointed out Scott.
"Why?", asked Kitty, tilting her head to the side.
"There's no easy way to say this", started Kurt, "you see. You two had a little too much to drink and...".
"Hey Kurt, Amanda, you guys are back", pointed out Roberto with a smile.
"You're straying from the point", groaned Jean, her head on the table.
"You guys got married!", said Pietro impatientely.
Kitty blinked. Roberto blinked. They both blinked as one.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!".
*******
There you go, were you shocked?. Tee hee. I know how Roberto's tattoo would feel, going through it myself, so HAH!. Anyway, next time, what will the newlyweds DO? Well, please review, for once the lateness isn't my fault, blame FF.net for banning an almost year old fic. Until next time....
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "To alcohol ... the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"
To the person know as 'Me'. I would love to send you some of my quotes and where they are from, but i'll have to stick them all together, so it may take awhile. OKay then people, i am surprised so many people though i was going to have Todd and Wanda get married. Our survey said EH EH, did you really think i was going to let it be THAT simple? Tsk tsk, i thought you knew me. Whaooahahahahaha!!! Okay, the first line was jypped from freinds, but it does best describe the drunken state of our newlyweds.
Okay i am sorry that i haven't updated for a while, but ff.net wouldn't let me upload. Apperntely my Jerry Springer Evo fic was an infringment of the story rules. Why i don't know, 'cause i wrote it back when i was STARTING out. Why delete it NOW?!!! Oooooooohhh i am SOOOO mad!!!!
Chapter 20 - The worlds worst hangover.
******
"Well hellooooo Mr Kitty".
"Well helloooo Mrs Roberto".
Kurt and Amanda blinked as they watched Kitty and Roberto stumble out of the chappel, very obviously plastered and singing the theme from Titanic, instead of the wedding march. Kitty flung her bouquet, which firmly landed in the hands of Wanda as she walked in, followed by Todd.
"That's the THIRD sign today", she mused, then did a double take, "was that Kitty?".
"Vhat are you two doing here?", said Kurt, glaring at them.
Todd and Wanda blinked, noticing the elopees.
"We were.......lookin' for...you guys!. Yeah!, that's right", said Todd with a nervous laugh, "we're not allowed back in the hotel, so we decided to stop you two from gettin' hitched".
"Yes", said Wanda, nodding wildly, "that's why were came to the wedding chappel. Yep. You two haven't got married yet...have you?".
"No", said Amanda, "we were ABOUT to, until Roberto and Kitty drunkenly walked out, as MAN AND WIFE!!!!!!".
"Oooooohhh, Scott's not going to like this", said Kurt.
*******
"They did WHAT?!!!!!".
Todd winced at Scott's high tone. He had snuck through hotel security into Jeans room, where Scott had been holding Jean's hair up for her while she leaned over the toilet, making gurgly noises. He'd been there all night.....he was very tired.
"They got....married", said Todd, "but the good news is, is we stopped Amanda and Kurt from getting married".
"Oh well, that's okay then", quipped Scott sarcastically, "They could be anywhere in the city by now!....what were you and Wanda doing in a wedding chappel?".
"Err....looking for Kurt and Amanda", said Todd, then sighed, "we have a little teeny tiny ever so small problem too".
"What now?", moaned Scott.
"Me and Wanda have ta be out of the state in about four hours", he said, "she was caught for under-age gambling and they took her earnings away. We're both banned from the state of Nevada".
Scott blinked, he had no response in words to this....so he started to cry.
*****
Kitty groaned from her hotel bed.....wait was this her room?....was this even her hotel?. She put a hand to her head, wondering how much she had actually drunk that night, when she noticed a lump in the bed next to her. She blinked...okay, now she was worried. After a moments hesitation, she gave the lump a poke.
"Ugh", said the lump.
The lump shifted position until Roberto's head popped out from uner the covers. He looked at Kitty confused.
"Kitty?", he blinked, "why are we in the same bed?".
Kitty blinked, then narrowed her eyes straining to remember.
"We all went drinking, Jean came onto Pietro.....and then its a blank", she said, "you got anything?".
"I can't..remember", he said, "i know it involved...grapes?".
"I almost had it for a second there...it's gone now...is that a tattoo?".
"Where?!".
Roberto sat up and starined to look at the back of his shoulder. Kitty attempted to focus her eyes on reading it.
"Elvis lives", she said, then shrugged, "..okay".
Roberto groaned, okay, it was starting to hurt now. He moved his shoulder to find it felt like someone has seloptaped sharp, pointy things into his skin. He sighed and started to get out of bed before stopping, looking down and getting back in quickly, wide-eyed.
"What?", said Kitty.
"Are you naked too?".
Kitty furrowed her brow at this bizare question. What on earth was he going on about? She lifted up the covers and glanced down. She pulled her head back and blinked.
"What did we do?".
******
A few hours later found the whole gang in a diner, they had left a note on both Kitty and Roberto's doors, telling them to go there, that was all. Amara had pointed out it may not have been the best of ideas to put the fact they had become a married couple on a note. Everyone had agreeed. Todd and Wanda had been 'escorted' to the boundary of Nevada and were waiting to be pciked up, hopefully before Todd would pass out from being in a desert environment. It wasn't long before Roberto and Kitty stumbled into the diner and sat down, to see people either smiling at the stupidly, or scowling at them.
"Good morning", said Tabby cheerfully, "you guys have fun?".
"Coffee", muttered Roberto, wincing as he shrugged his shoulder, "i thought i was too young for someone to agree to give me a tattoo".
"You're too young for alot of things", said Lance with a chuckle.
"Yeah, a tattoo's the LEAST of your worries", pointed out Scott.
"Why?", asked Kitty, tilting her head to the side.
"There's no easy way to say this", started Kurt, "you see. You two had a little too much to drink and...".
"Hey Kurt, Amanda, you guys are back", pointed out Roberto with a smile.
"You're straying from the point", groaned Jean, her head on the table.
"You guys got married!", said Pietro impatientely.
Kitty blinked. Roberto blinked. They both blinked as one.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!".
*******
There you go, were you shocked?. Tee hee. I know how Roberto's tattoo would feel, going through it myself, so HAH!. Anyway, next time, what will the newlyweds DO? Well, please review, for once the lateness isn't my fault, blame FF.net for banning an almost year old fic. Until next time....