Sugar and Spice
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "That suit's as sharp a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that have been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye!".
Thanks to my reviewers, i'm glad i shocked you, Tee hee. Okay, in answer to a few questions (which i didn't expect) my tattoo is of a green, yellow and red chinese style dragon, who lives on my upper arm. I got it for diddly squat, as my THEN Uncle was a tattooist. Okay...well....I bet you guys want to know who sent the flowers?. Guess what? You're going to find out...NEXT CHAPTER!!!!.
Chapter 21 - Marriage musings.
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"What will we do?, what will we do? whatwillwedo?".
Kitty had been pacing around her hotel room, where the girls were watching her.
"Ummm, you could go to the chappel you married at and proove your'e too young", suggested Amara.
"Oh that's a good idea", quipped Kitty, "if i could remember what chappel i got married IN!!. Geez, i shouldn't even be married like this, i'm Jewi....heeeey a loophole!".
"How is that a loophole?", said Tabby, "i mean, it's not that much to be worried about. When you marry in Vegas, you're only married in Vegas".
"Tabby when you get married in Vegas, you're married everywhere", pointed out Rogue.
Tabby blinked.
"Oh", she said, then stood up, "i...need to make a phone call".
Kitty watched Tabby walk off and put her head in her hands.
"I don't know what to do", she said.
"We'd better speak to the Professor", said Jean.
"NO!", screamed Kitty, tackling Jean to the ground, "we CAN'T!. He'll tell my parents!".
"Then what do you suggest we do?", said Jean, crossing her arms.
"Hey, Rogue", shouted Tabby, holding up her cell phone and walking into the room, "you got an incomming call. Bye, okay, your problem".
She whispered her last words into the phone before pressing a button and handing it to Rogue. Rogue took it and sighed.
"Hello?".
"Hello chere", came Gambit's voice, "Remy did somedetective work and found out who sent you dose flowers".
"Really?", said Rogue, perking up, "you didn't have to do that, thanks Remy".
"You're welcome chere".
"So...?", said Rogue, then blinked as Remy told her, "no way!".
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"You still awake?".
Todd groaned from where he lay on a rock in response to Wanda's questioning and poke.
"I'll take that as a yes", she said, "don't you die on me yet".
Todd opened one golden eye to glance at her.
"Like i'd do that to ya", he said with a smile, before yawning and stretching, sitting up on the rock in a crouch.
"Kitty and Roberto are in big trouble", Wanda mused, then chuckled, "do you realise how close WE came to that?. If we had chosen a different chappel...".
Todd chuckled, leaping off the rock to sit beside her.
"Yeah...that was a bit of crazyness", he said, "besides, i think we'd better wait 'till we're older".
Wanda raised an eyebrow at him.
"Oh really"?, she said said a smile playing on her lips, "and what makes you think that i'd want to marry you when we're older?".
"You haven't hit me yet", said Todd with a sly grin, putting his arm around her shoulder, "we could have a nice quiet house wit' a dog and five kids".
"Says you", said Wanda with a laugh, playfull hitting him on the shoulder.
"Okay, okay, four kids", said Todd with a chuckle, "and that's my final offer".
"Add a cat and we have a deal", said Wanda.
"Deal", he said with a chuckle, giving her a kiss.
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"How is he?", Scott asked as he charged into the room where most of the boys were gathered.
"He hasn't started speaking English again yet", said Pietro with a sigh.
He jerked his thumb to where Roberto was pacing, mutterering in his native language (AN, i now know it 'aint Brazillian..so yeah). Lance meanwhile gave an anoyed snort and crossed his arms, moodily staring at the wall.
"He's still bummbed about Kitty, isn't he?", whispered Scott.
"Ja", said Kurt, "though he hasn't set off another Earthquake for a bit yet".
"What am i going to do?".
Everyone glanced up at Roberto's voice.
"Oh, you're finally speaking English again", said Pietro, "good".
Roberto ran a hand through his hair.
"I'm serious you guys, i don't know what to do", he said, "heck, if my father caught wind of this. Bye bye trust fund!".
He groaned and rubbed his temples.
"Some advice would be nice here".
"Sorry, but i don't know how to deal with this sort of situation, not part of my training", said Scott.
Roberto groaned and glared at Kurt.
"You, this is all YOUR fault!".
"My fault?", said Kurt, "how is it MY fault?".
"If you hadn't eloped in the first place, we wouldn't be in this mess!", snapped Roberto.
"Vell soooorriiieee", said Kurt, crossing his arms and swishing his tail
"Oh, you will be".
The ground started to rumble.
"SHUT UP!", shouted Lance, looking at them all, "has any of you actually thought about how KITTY feels about all this, huh? You big fat peebs".
Everyone went quiet, the ground stopped shaking.
"I'm going to talk to her", Lance annoucned, stroming out of the hotel room, giving each guy in there a venomous look before doing so.
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There you go. Fun?. Hell yeah!. And look how close you are to finding out who sent those flowers. *Claps* Thanks for the reviews, keep 'em comming. Until next time....
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "That suit's as sharp a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that have been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye!".
Thanks to my reviewers, i'm glad i shocked you, Tee hee. Okay, in answer to a few questions (which i didn't expect) my tattoo is of a green, yellow and red chinese style dragon, who lives on my upper arm. I got it for diddly squat, as my THEN Uncle was a tattooist. Okay...well....I bet you guys want to know who sent the flowers?. Guess what? You're going to find out...NEXT CHAPTER!!!!.
Chapter 21 - Marriage musings.
*******
"What will we do?, what will we do? whatwillwedo?".
Kitty had been pacing around her hotel room, where the girls were watching her.
"Ummm, you could go to the chappel you married at and proove your'e too young", suggested Amara.
"Oh that's a good idea", quipped Kitty, "if i could remember what chappel i got married IN!!. Geez, i shouldn't even be married like this, i'm Jewi....heeeey a loophole!".
"How is that a loophole?", said Tabby, "i mean, it's not that much to be worried about. When you marry in Vegas, you're only married in Vegas".
"Tabby when you get married in Vegas, you're married everywhere", pointed out Rogue.
Tabby blinked.
"Oh", she said, then stood up, "i...need to make a phone call".
Kitty watched Tabby walk off and put her head in her hands.
"I don't know what to do", she said.
"We'd better speak to the Professor", said Jean.
"NO!", screamed Kitty, tackling Jean to the ground, "we CAN'T!. He'll tell my parents!".
"Then what do you suggest we do?", said Jean, crossing her arms.
"Hey, Rogue", shouted Tabby, holding up her cell phone and walking into the room, "you got an incomming call. Bye, okay, your problem".
She whispered her last words into the phone before pressing a button and handing it to Rogue. Rogue took it and sighed.
"Hello?".
"Hello chere", came Gambit's voice, "Remy did somedetective work and found out who sent you dose flowers".
"Really?", said Rogue, perking up, "you didn't have to do that, thanks Remy".
"You're welcome chere".
"So...?", said Rogue, then blinked as Remy told her, "no way!".
********
"You still awake?".
Todd groaned from where he lay on a rock in response to Wanda's questioning and poke.
"I'll take that as a yes", she said, "don't you die on me yet".
Todd opened one golden eye to glance at her.
"Like i'd do that to ya", he said with a smile, before yawning and stretching, sitting up on the rock in a crouch.
"Kitty and Roberto are in big trouble", Wanda mused, then chuckled, "do you realise how close WE came to that?. If we had chosen a different chappel...".
Todd chuckled, leaping off the rock to sit beside her.
"Yeah...that was a bit of crazyness", he said, "besides, i think we'd better wait 'till we're older".
Wanda raised an eyebrow at him.
"Oh really"?, she said said a smile playing on her lips, "and what makes you think that i'd want to marry you when we're older?".
"You haven't hit me yet", said Todd with a sly grin, putting his arm around her shoulder, "we could have a nice quiet house wit' a dog and five kids".
"Says you", said Wanda with a laugh, playfull hitting him on the shoulder.
"Okay, okay, four kids", said Todd with a chuckle, "and that's my final offer".
"Add a cat and we have a deal", said Wanda.
"Deal", he said with a chuckle, giving her a kiss.
******
"How is he?", Scott asked as he charged into the room where most of the boys were gathered.
"He hasn't started speaking English again yet", said Pietro with a sigh.
He jerked his thumb to where Roberto was pacing, mutterering in his native language (AN, i now know it 'aint Brazillian..so yeah). Lance meanwhile gave an anoyed snort and crossed his arms, moodily staring at the wall.
"He's still bummbed about Kitty, isn't he?", whispered Scott.
"Ja", said Kurt, "though he hasn't set off another Earthquake for a bit yet".
"What am i going to do?".
Everyone glanced up at Roberto's voice.
"Oh, you're finally speaking English again", said Pietro, "good".
Roberto ran a hand through his hair.
"I'm serious you guys, i don't know what to do", he said, "heck, if my father caught wind of this. Bye bye trust fund!".
He groaned and rubbed his temples.
"Some advice would be nice here".
"Sorry, but i don't know how to deal with this sort of situation, not part of my training", said Scott.
Roberto groaned and glared at Kurt.
"You, this is all YOUR fault!".
"My fault?", said Kurt, "how is it MY fault?".
"If you hadn't eloped in the first place, we wouldn't be in this mess!", snapped Roberto.
"Vell soooorriiieee", said Kurt, crossing his arms and swishing his tail
"Oh, you will be".
The ground started to rumble.
"SHUT UP!", shouted Lance, looking at them all, "has any of you actually thought about how KITTY feels about all this, huh? You big fat peebs".
Everyone went quiet, the ground stopped shaking.
"I'm going to talk to her", Lance annoucned, stroming out of the hotel room, giving each guy in there a venomous look before doing so.
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There you go. Fun?. Hell yeah!. And look how close you are to finding out who sent those flowers. *Claps* Thanks for the reviews, keep 'em comming. Until next time....